>"Why yes, I am the worst event of 2023.

>"Why yes, I am the worst event of 2023. How could you tell?"

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno
    Dark Crisis might be neck & neck with Knight Terrors

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark crysis started and had most of it's issue last year so i do not think. it counts.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, did Marvel not release any events in 2023?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope. There were some crossovers though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do events that are still ongoing, and keep getting worse and worse, count?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fall of X is not an event

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this scene should be tragic, but it's hilarious to me every time I see it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At this point shit's so fricked that all you can do is laugh. Well except for Jubes' haircut, some things are just too terrible to joke about.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably couldn't since Aaron's Avengers was ending so they couldn't foist that on the new run to do a summer event out of the game. Dollars to donuts the next one is about Avengers and X-Men and Spider-Man(?) teaming up against Orchis.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm reading much less Marvel these days. I was sticking with Spider-Man, but Marvel going $4.99 linewide, and the new Gang War event being full of books that I won't want to buy, I finally dropped Spider-Man. I was reading Venom and Carnage too, and I dropped them when that Summer of Symbiotes stuff was announced. I am so tired of events.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are 100% correct, it's something that Brevoort hinted

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Orchis
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel literally has an event going on right now called Contest of Chaos that is taking place within the annual issues of like eight or nine titles. Stephanie Phillips is the mastermind. Every issue is two characters fighting while saying very feminine one-liners to each other. Knight Terrors is better.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, do yo know what an event is?
        That's not an event, and it's better than Knight Terrors and DOCTOR HATE!!!!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doctor Hate is kino.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dr.Hate has been done before.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how's DC been doing since firing Didio and Harras?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow worse than ever. Even the New 52 era was better.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just thinking 'man DC is not boring me right now. I'm in to these new runs etc.'

    And then they ruin the pacing by this non-event that both took too long and was rushed at the same time

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's not jump to conclusions yet, there's still Gotham War and the Titans event.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How could you tell?"
    when wonder woman fronts the cover you know she's going to be trashy or boring at best.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would have been better if it was directly connected to Sandman (not Wesley Dodds). As such, it's a wasted opportunity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. I'm glad current DC writers dont touch Sandman with a ten foot pole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was also thinking how this didn't even need to be Wes in the first place.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're still reading DC after evil Batwank who keks, you're just a masochist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still read DC, but dropped Metal on issue one.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Knight Terrors related to the two previous Dark Knights events?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no but spiritually yes.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is this event? Batman has scary dreams?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on Earth has such scary dreams that they don't really like the justice league anymore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "I had that dream again where my wife left me and my teeth fell out. Frick the Justice League!"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on Earth has such scary dreams that they don't really like the justice league anymore.

      And all the different scary dreams are essentially zombies running towards them (very scary)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is all the justice league's fault because the guy who gave us bad dreams did it because he was a justice league villain!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worst event of 2023
    Good Lord, what the frick? I stopped paying attention to DC outright during Metal because I got tired of yearly events. You're telling me they're doing events multiple times a year now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the inevitable endpoint of where DC and Marvel have been heading for the last few decades. Every single week DC will do an event while Marvel will relaunch every book as a new #1.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >while Marvel will relaunch every book as a new #1.
        And then proceed to run it into the ground

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine, it's relaunching the next week.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone now hates superheroes, Prime Earth is now Marvel as DC Mervel refugees editorial wanted thanks to Bendis and Williamson
    >Superman has Braniac in his head, so Superbraniac is coming
    >Entire run teasing Babs becoming stroggfied by Braniac or her Oracle Braniac bot that is still out there, also her dying after it
    >Anti Amazon and Anti Metahuman shit mirrowing Anti Mutant and Anti Inhuman shit from Marvel
    >Batman is in coma, no one knows if he got his hand back as his former life or not.
    >Damian isolated even from Dick and the others thanks to Catwoman who ruined bruce's life.
    >Doomsday is back and he is escaping from hell for round 3
    >Earth 3 Waller who is a fat slob worse than Thunderbolts Stormin Norman and Hydracap is forming her own "Avengers" with the help of Black Manta who is now Evil Dr Fate.
    AND THE CREAM OF THE CROP AT THE END OF IT Wally is about to lose everything again, including his wife and kids because he is stuck at the nightmare.
    Hiring marvel and former marvel writers should be against the law.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Earth 3 Waller who is a fat slob worse than Thunderbolts Stormin Norman and Hydracap is forming her own "Avengers" with the help of Black Manta who is now Evil Dr Fate.
      Anon that's just Prime Waller, the Earth 3 shit didn't matter, and Dr. Hate is obviously not fricking Black Manta.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He woke up in the Batman/Catwoman event, he's fine, but Babs found out about his hand and they just glossed over that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 Waller who is a fat slob
      This is the second time I've seen this, I'm gonna need some pics as proof now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Waller is always fat, some artists simply draw her fatter or thinner than usual, she's not from Earth 3, it's just some anon thinking that War for Earth 3 story mattered when it was just another 5G leftover.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is proven that prime waller is still on earth 3 anon, prime waller is more of viola davis now.
          Earth 3 is all negative traits of waller in one person.

          I may not be surprised if DC pulls out a Original Sin and we get Waller coming back from Earth 3 with her superheroes to stop Earth 3 Waller

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is proven that prime waller is still on earth 3 anon, prime waller is more of viola davis now.
            You're reading way too much into small design inconsistencies, Waller hasn't even been skinny since the New 52.
            Also, Earth 3 Waller, at least according to Future State, is good, unlike Prime Earth Walller.
            I guarantee you Earth 3 doesn't even factor into this story, they simply ignored that like most of the 5G leftovers (remember when Ultraman was back in Taylor's Jon Kent story?), this is simply Prime Waller.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Earth 3 Waller who is a fat slob
      That's just regular Waller.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Earth 3 Waller who is a fat slob
      is she as fat as she was here?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is this art

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ed McGuinness I think.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least it's not 3D models.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this looks like some 3d WEG shit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sadly it's by a mega-corporation which sells it for $4.99.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I stupid? This doesn't look 3D to me

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              > This doesn't look 3D to me
              Not even the Google maps texture at the top?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Manta who is now Evil Dr Fate.
      The person who becomes Dr. Hate has family and friends, the only family Manta has is his gay son that hates him, and the only friends he has is nobody.
      Also, Black Manta is part of the black team that will fight Dr. Hate later this year anyway.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten into DC this year, and there's a ton of books they're doing I've really been enjoying. I've liked Knight Terrors well enough, haven't picked up the final issue yet but I will later today, but I agree that it wasn't worth interrupting everything else that's going on. I'm glad we're going back to our regularly scheduled programming. I think DC needs to cool it with the events. I don't think I'm going to touch Beast World.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno is that Bat/Cat war shit an event?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the last event before dork crisis

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thumbnail makes it look like WW has that coomer arm

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Gotham War can beat it in that regard

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman/Catwoman looks to be giving it a run for its money.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotham War is already off to a great start to dethroning it

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How could you tell?
    By those letters:
    >DC

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Lazarus Planet was 2 issues + advertisement tie-ins. I skipped Knight Terrors but it sounds like they at least gave the main story 4 issues and made the tie-ins relevant. Lazarus Planet wins "worst event" by default unless Gotham War does something incredibly dumb that sticks around as a status quo for multiple years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it sounds like they at least gave the main story 4 issues and made the tie-ins relevant.
      The main story was really six issues. The Omega issue wasn't an epilogue, it's the climax of the story. If you stopped reading after issue four, you'd be leaving off with the villain of the story having all the power and he's kidnapped Sandman and Deadman.

      I didn't hate the event at all, I think it's totally readable, including the tie-ins I read, but I don't think it was worth dedicating the whole line to for two months.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lazarus planet
    >dark crisis
    >whatever Taylors is planning

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up on DC comics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doom Patrol is really good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last DC books I was reading were King's Batman and Morrison's Green Lantern. Neither of those were great but they were at least entertaining. I haven't picked up a single book with the DC logo since that's been particularly good (though I did get some chuckles out of the KT Joker tie in)

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from it being another Batman centric event I’m actually enjoying the team up between Deadman and the golden age Sandman. Also the GL tie in where Hal makes Nightmare his b***h was fricking great

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