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>Paramount Pictures
it'll flop but our friend dom will be working overtime to shill it here anyway
>A fricking gorilla is a transformer
What the frick is this?
There was an early 2000s CGI cartoon about transformers that turn into animals in prehistoric earth called Beast Wars. This is basically the transformers version of those disney live action remakes, banking purely on millennial nostalgia to make money
we all know about beast wars but aside from being a cool toy, what is the practical in-universe explanation for a space robot to be "in disguise" as a 12 ft gorilla?
Dunno, guess you'll have to watch the film to find out
90’s, anon
Not 2000’s
decent at best
>doesn't know beast wars
frick off zoomer
You're supposed to have outgrown Cinemaphile by your age
Not watching it if there's no Dinobot.
if you'd seen the commercials on youtube you would already know that it's going to be shit.
I saw a trailer for it on YouTube and I thought it was an ad for Doritos or something until it revealed itself to be a genuine trailer. Shit looks embarrassingly bad.
Like, just...visually, it looks awful. It's ugly. The CG looks cheap. 56%s everywhere. The dialogue was fricking stupid. The concept is fricking stupid.
Even the poster gives away how bad it is. Look at the visible matting around the 2 little mutts. Look how it's just a bunch of PNGs slapped on top of each other. Frick. It's gonna suck, I'm glad I never got into Transformers because this thing looks like the kind of thing you'd try to keep secret about enjoying.
If you're like 8 and you like the toys I'm sure it'll be fine. For everyone else it's clearly shit.
Wtf Is this real?
>didn't even try to clean the white jpeg crust
Holy kek, do they think it's going to bomb?
Rise of the Beasts indeed
>muh fuggin we bout to... sumthin... i'on know
Who is this for? The Beast Wars cgi show was my favorite and I have very fond memories of it but I would never in a million years watch this, this is first time I even clicked on a thread for it. Usually with Transformers it's like yeah, of course I don't like it, the cartoon was for gen-x and the later movies were for little kids. But beast wars was my show - nobody's frickin made any attempt to appeal to me here. Or, have they and I just haven't heard about it. I know very little about this except that it doesn't look anything like Beast Wars the show
Pacific rim 2 type of movie. Same sort of rap music get it OWn till i Die trailer. but even more black people focus in this one, I guess because... wait seriously is it because of the jungle theme? why else would they make this one the 'black one'?
Movie seems not real. The creatives' names are straight out of some text generator
Transformers was a success back in 2007 because it was about a boy and his car. Gorilla Machines and a cast made up of TikTokers is not the answer despite what studio researchers are saying.
>no predacons
>crossover with fricking GI joe of all things
Frick off
yeah we but they got peter dinkmidge as a second tier villain because megatron is already done to death
>no predacons
Gotta keep something for the sequel
Whatever happened with Omnicron exploding out of the earth?
rise of beasts
SHEEEIIT
lol why are there two Black folk in this movie?
Also the femoid Black person is ugly af