SCOOP: Yesterday Nolan signed on to write and direct Bond 26. I have been told that an official announcement is imminent. Nolan has an idea, but the writing will only begin after the end of the WGA strike. The movie will be the first coproduction between Barbara Broccoli's EON Productions and Chris Nolan's SYNCOPY Inc.
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>Franchise. Ruined Franchise.
Nolan was talking about how he would love to do a Bond film awhile back. When I read that, I thought there's no way they don't hire him. The Bond franchise is dead as frick now. I don't think Nolan can even bring it back, but whatever.
It was during the press tour for Tenet wasn't it? Talking about how he did Tenet because he wants to do Bond but with a twist
Big if true
>Nolan was talking about how he would love to do a Bond film awhile back
He also said in the same interview that he'd only do it if he had total creative control, which the Bond people would never give him. I don't think it would ever happen, despite him being a rather obvious choice.
To be honest, the Bond people are what's wrong with this franchise.
They're the only ones standing in the way of a black or female 007, or marvel/DC crossovers right now.
I'm not saying it couldn't go wrong without them...but giving green light to litteral turds like Quantum of Solace or Spectre was crazy.
Nolan's shitty dialogue fits bond
>Grell Bond
Well shit, anon, thanks for the heads up, now I'm going to look that up. Also, hilariously
>Permission to Die
It never fricking ends, does it?
is that a troony?
Mike fricking Grell wrote Bond?! brb, gonna dl
Oof. Nolan cannot write dialogue this is going to be kringe and full of inconsistent character development and a lot of weird lines about how great Mi6 and england is.
Don't worry, you won't hear the lines
I used to like Nolan. Now I hate Nolan
I think Nolan will have the same effect on bond as he did on batman; bring it back, but in a way that every future effort seems trash in comparison, and kills the IP.
that's what Campbell did with Goldeneye and Casino Royale.
BOND?!
Fricking hell.
>WORLD EXCLUSIVE:
>we'll have the ugliest Bond girls of all time.
Sup.
>Hello, beautiful.
He should take the James Bond 007 series back to the mid-20th century as a restarting point. It could start during the late 1950s or early 1960s, but pretend that none of the later adventures had already happened. It is just Bond during the earlier phase of the Cold War. Kino ensues.
Am I the only other person who agrees with this approach? Send 007 back to the early Cold War era. Maybe it will look something like a cross between the early Sean Connery films and The Man From U.N.C.L.E., or even Mad Men, but I believe it could still have a character of its own.
Not sure that would go well right now...
Shut the frick up defeatist Black person.
If its some shite about le evil Russians I'd rather not
Right, you're gonna love the Black folk he's gonna be forced to put in
>It is time to deliver tha goods, Mister Bond
*pointing at white women
>You're a big guy
>For Q
OF COURSE!
Nolan is with Universal, Bond is MGM
Will never happen, any anon who thinks so is moronic
Universal released No Time to Die overseas.
Jason Bourne is at Universal. And Nolan works with Matt Damon.
1. Nolan sin't bound to Univeral.
2. BOND 26 WILL be distributed by Universal outside of the US, no matter what.
3. YOU are moronic..
4. Got it?
The names C…. CIA
BRAVO NOLAN
In all seriousness, he can't frick it up. You know the franchise is shit if 8 minutes of Ana de Armas overshadows the entire rest of your shitty film.
maybe when he can make a half-way decent fight scene
Can confirm. My friend's dad works at Nintendo.
My son's father also works at Nintendo and he said your friend's dad is full of shit.
>Nolan directing bond
I mean there's worse choices but this means we will get some dramatic piece again with no actual fun bond
>STARRING MICHAEL CAINE AS M
It will also star Pierce Brosnan. We're back.
just what we need: for bond to be even MORE pretentious
Unironically I think a retro pax-britannia Bond might be the best path at this point. Give up on trying to be secretly futuristic in a modern setting and retvrn to Cold War era nostalgia.
I object to this!
Martin Campbell should make Bond26.
>made Goldeneye
>first and best Brosnan movie
>made Casino Royale
>first and best movie of whoever was Bond at that time
I can't think of anything I'd want to watch less than a Nolan Bond.
It's gonna be this homosexual playing bond isn't it
charisma vacuum
Doubt it. Broccoli and Wilson have made it clear that Bond should always be played by a British actor.
What about Cauliflower and Spalding
>Bond should always be played by a British actor
Sean Connery isn't British
Listen the Scots can seethe all they want but they fall under our umbrella
You're all ruled by Pakis and Indians now lmao, nice umbrella
those are just figureheads
britain is ruled by the tribe, same as everyone else
If you're Scottish I have bad news for you mate
You can cope all you want, but you're still a shriveled brained moron at the end of the day.
>British
you know they consider Black folk british now right? They'd say some shit like "weell idris elba is british" in their israeli pilpul when you know damn well that by british you mean racially british while they think nationality.
>you know they consider Black folk british now right?
Okay, but not the fricking obvious American black guy in the picture I responded to, smooth brain.
>no source
It should have happened a decade ago.
He'll never do it because he's too privileged.
>bond coincides with barbie 2
>its totally Organic
>we get shilled on le epic Bondie weekend!!!!
Kill me now
Blonde. Jamie Blonde.
>Do it zegain.
Nolan is too good for fricking Bond.
I agree but he loves Bond himself.
Tenet was like a really shitty Bond film so apparently not
Nolan's filmography is getting worse and worse. Interstellar? Dunkirk? Tenet? These films are garbage. I haven't seen Oppenheimer but I'm worried it'll somehow be even worse than Tenet. I shudder to imagine what Nolan will do to Bond. He'll probably leave the project when Broccoli tells him Bond must have a transgender love interest.
Oppenheimer was mediocre so typical for Nolan honestly
>Oppenheimer was mediocre
Perfect for you, then!
the prestige and memento are his only good films, insomnia and inception a tier below that. batman begins is the best capeshit movie ever made and it's at best a B- minus. tdk/tdkr are memes and everything after tdkr is a vapid waste of time
>the prestige and memento are his only good films
>batman begins is the best capeshit movie ever made and it's at best a B- minus
B- minus (sic) isn't good?
Lies
That would be good. It's basically what he excels at. Popcorn movies with a sense of cool spectacle about them.
His Batman movies were near enough Bond movies anyway, because that character sure as frick wasn't Batman.
How to revitalise Bond:
>set it in space again
>go full camp gadget thriller
>2 and a half hours of pure fun
>cavill as bond as long as he doesn't sperge on set
>Brie larson as the femme fatale
>full frontal nudity scene of those breasts
Just making a really good action movie, where Bond is a fun character again, is really all the franchise needs. The whole Daniel Craig "serious" approach was novel for like one movie, but ultimately shit like The Fast and the Furious or John Wick just ended up filling the void left behind by real Bond movies, while the Craig series dwindled in terms of cultural relevancy.
Now is pretty much the only time he can and will do it. There's not doubt that he'd want a word on the casting.
I hope it's a multiverse of Bonds where each one can cross over via some evil genius multiverse travel tech.
I think what everyone really wants to see in this day and age, is for Bond to go psycho on the World Economic Forum.
Is it realistic that this kind of character would do that?
No Bond is a globohomosexual spook he'd be working to save them
*sticks my hand out like NEO*
>no
>the writing will only begin after the end of the WGA strike
Someone explain to me why a british movie written by a british guy is subservient to the Writer's Guild of America.
They're all in it together
>You should use your full name, I like that name…
>Dublowes Evan
Fricking shit it is going to be him isn't it. He's a fine actor but he is not an action star.
haha no he can't be Bond. Too short. No charisma.
This didn't stop nolan from forcing him into Dark Knight Rises and Inception.
lol he has a third role or some shit. No one gives a frick about him.
>No one gives a frick about him.
Just about no one wants him to be bond. He would be a terrible Bond. But Nolan is moronic enough to cast him.
If he doesnt set it in classic era bond Im not interested. Set it now may as well be Deus Ex.
I hope they make bond a woman for diversity
Bond Janet Bond
i think it will be alright
Itd be nice to see Cavil in this Nolan movie. That would be a Great British collab all round if done well.
Nolan can't don't anything like a bond, marvel or star wars film.
If you look at all his films, everything is about time. In Memento, time goes backwards as Guy Pearce's memory comes back. In Inception time is compressed as you go deeper into the unconscious. In Interstellar you have time dilation due to gravity where 1 hour on a planet is 7 years on Earth. In Dunkirk each main story plot is divided into time segments - 1 week on the beach scens, 1 day on the boat scenes, 1 hour in the spitfire scenes. In Tenet the flow of time is reversed. He will mess it up trying to fit his time gimmick into something like a Bond film which should have it's own recognised pastiches.
That is true. Nolan could make a geeky Bond, checking out his watch all the time, getting infos on it or something. Have a vilain obsessed with time too, telling Bond to act within 18 hours to save the world or whatever.
Could have Time in the title too, but...No time to die has been done already, so he'd have to be smart.
God, he'll probably ruin it all haha.
Who cares stupid franchise and overrated director. His movies are all so fricking boring and sterile, he doesn't know how to tell a complex story without literally having the characters explain what's happening to the audience. Honestly can't think of one great movie he made Memento is pretty good the rest is super average or overrated. I remember there was a time when people thought the dark knight was the greatest movie of all time.
Why is this a shocker? His dream
has always been to direct Bond. He made Batman into Bond. Hell, Dark Knight Rises is the same plot as World Is Not Enough. I think we’d get a very Brosnan era Bond
>write and direct
>write
it's ogre
Nice, Nolan has already directed my boy Aaron.
The pieces are falling into place
Jesus Christ no this dude is fricking boring as hell. Haven't seen that Brad Pitt bullet train movie though to be fair, he did look better in that. Maybe not having to force an accent would help, but I'm not holding my breath. Also he took his wife's last name. His wife who is almost 60. Fricking embarrassing. I know people throw shade at Brosnan's wife but at least she was hot when they first got together.
Nolan to be announced for BOND 26 + also leaving his wife for Cillian Murphy.