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Would Cinemaphile agree these are the artistic highpoints of their mediums?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when the zoomer has that Cinemaphile brain
    you are the epitome of a fricking NPC

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For film it's 2001
    For literature it's In Search of Lost Time
    For videogames it's Rain World
    For music it's... I don't know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shawshank Redemption
      >James Kings Bible
      >Minecraft
      >Fleetwood Macs Rumours

      Fixed.

      for me it's this

      My picks would be
      >let the right one in
      >Joshua tree
      >big hero 6
      >half life 2

      Yep... its kino time...

      Highpoints as in works that pretty much changed the medium and showed new possibilities?

      Film: Citizen Kane
      Literature: Ulysses
      Games: I honestly don't know much about vidya. Metal Gear Solid 2? Idk what Games are like.
      Music: Pet Sounds

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embarrassing thread

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinite Jest
    Even DFW admitted that was just highbrow nonsense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >book features a lot of druggies
      >reads like a fricking acid trip
      It's by no means a bad book and some of the chapters are really good (especially the one with the guy who ordered "weed" and just sits at home waiting for his dealer to call).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and he also killed himself so I would take his opinion with a grain of salt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's kino, it's the ultimate shit post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >book features a lot of druggies
      >reads like a fricking acid trip
      It's by no means a bad book and some of the chapters are really good (especially the one with the guy who ordered "weed" and just sits at home waiting for his dealer to call).

      yeah and he also killed himself so I would take his opinion with a grain of salt

      That's why it's kino, it's the ultimate shit post

      I can't bring myself to finish it. I'm like roughly 1/4 of the way in and I feel like I get the gist of it and I have no motivation to keep going. Am I just moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. The book is absolutely pointless and a slog to read through. Funnily enough, it's still interesting. Just take your time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        made it farther than me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine DFW giggling and keking hard while writing the entire thing, making up the most inane shit possible. It's a literal troll book. It's funny as hell, but if you take it seriously, it's absurdly depressing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The truth hurts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't waste your time, it's shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's worth it just for one extremely amusing and interesting series of events in the third act. yes it's a bit difficult to read, but it's worth it IMO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Half the reason i finished it is to say i finished it. Only really remember some of the vignettes.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    replace the game one with factorio or dwarf fortress

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Video games aren't art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither are movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          80 years ago your ass would be moaning that they aren't art and that only books and art are art. Shut the frick up.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but they're definitely bookmarks.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shawshank Redemption
    >James Kings Bible
    >Minecraft
    >Fleetwood Macs Rumours

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry Lyndon
    Kafka's Shore
    F-Zero 99
    US Peter Gabriel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peter gabriel

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintroondo
      >weebshit
      absolute state

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo has all the best games. Release GTA on the Switch and you have an invincible gaming machine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bing bing wahoo garbage
          are you a literal fricking mentally stunted toddler?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm a hardcore gamer. You sound like a filthy casual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You do know that Nintendo explicitly and purposefully makes games intended for literal casual play and players, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To the uninitiated it would appear that way, yes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean by appear? I'm just telling you Nintendo tells its' audience. It's not my opinion. I'm just relaying information.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. You crazy c**t. Back to Pokemon Stadium with you wretch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >would appear
                LOL, do yourself a favor go buy dwarf fortress and factorio. Put some real games into yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              embarrassing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >hardcore gamer
              >having opinions on single player console games
              get a load of this homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Books = Silence by Shusaku Endo
              Music = Manannan by Mael Mordha
              Film = Mirror by Andrei Tarkovsky
              Games = The Wonderful 101 by PlatinumGames. SOTC is great, but I can think of about a dozen other Japan Studio games I'd take over it and at least one from the same year it released.

              Based.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man a lot has changed since 2019

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In a good way. Out with the old, in withe new.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >radiohead

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >colossus is shaking
    >hold square
    >climb for 10 seconds
    >colossus is shaking
    >hold square
    >climb for 10 seconds
    >colossus is shaking
    >hold square
    >climb for 10 seconds
    >colossus is shaking
    >hold circle
    >stab
    >colossus is shaking
    >hold circle
    >stab
    >colossus is shaking
    >hold circle
    >stab
    >you win
    2/10 game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the grafix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this B...B...BUT HE'S TRYING TO SAVE THE ONE HE LOVES. Like literally every other narrative ever made ever. Anything Jap and minimalist gets these homies erect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fun part is riding around the world looking for them

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lel

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, and Cinemaphile """"people"""" coming out of the woodwork
    Yeah I think I'll be passing on this thread thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expand your horizons gaygit. So you can evolve as a person and we can have more and better discussions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is superior

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lit has by far the most trannies and commies out of any board

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a person told me those 4 were their favorite from the respective mediums I would immediately assume they're the most boring, insufferable person I've ever met. This is like the male version of "pick me". homie get an actual personality.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Bin & Teller?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow of the memeamogus
    tell me you have only owned shittendo consoles and never owned a PC without telling me

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muse
      10/10 shitpost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a Muse fan, but I don't see the problem with them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't see the problem with them.
          the question is "what is the greatest musical work of all time", not "what's a popular music release that's alright, I guess?"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hysteria one some award for best bassline of all time.

            There's no universal rule to it. They both have different parts of the country that act in different manners. Modern Dutch is more oriented towards Americans, they like it, so they will immitate it. Germans will make it their own thing. There is a refusal there to speak English. A Dutch pop song will have English lyrics, American production and an American Style Guitar solo. A German pop song will have German lyrics, German production and a German Guitar solo.

            Both will come correct and know about rules. Their papers will be in order. The Dutch are more communicative.

            Both have an air of superiority and will bully you if you let them. Not that different from the French or the English. All of them are arrogant.
            Or have an unwavering sense of self worth and confidence.

            The older I get, the more I'm thinking they were right. When people visit my country, I try to be accomodating and speak English or even their language. When you turn that around: I would never expect people to speak my language when I'm visiting a country.

            The differences are The Germans won four world cups and the Dutch none. And they almost conquered the world twice while the Dutch were giving up israelites.

            Great breakdown, anon. Tracks with what I know about Germans.

            A lot of countries aligned with US globohomosexual these days.
            Do you think language plays a role? Since it's halfway between English and German? I speak English and German and I almost feel like I can understand Dutch (not really).

            Do Dutch women make decent wives? American women are quite sabotaged in this regard and I'd prefer someone who is my own race.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hysteria one
              *won

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy hairline batman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think she's a talented young lady.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lads I'll be honest I'm really struggling with Infinite Jest. I just read the part about the kids playing the nuclear game like risk, so about 350 pages in. It's just so far beyond my level of reading and comprehension. I understand maybe 10% of what I'm reading.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Radiohead
    >Bladerunner

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      third planet is (gone)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CK2
      Is this better than CK3? Currently playing it and it's a major piece of shit. Married off my son, got called to war by the allied family. Cant say no because I end up disgraced. Can't send troops because the game says it's too far away. Can't start my own wars because only one war at a time allowed. My guy's gonna die with his thumbs up his ass by the time it's over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my opinion is definitely tinted by nostalgia but I prefer 2 to 3. A lot of the mechanics feel more fleshed out and just honestly more interesting to play with. You can still get ganked by a regency or a strong council, but the council can at least be overruled by being a tyrant. Piety and prestige requirements feel less restrictive as well if you know what you're doing

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Book: Buffalo Soldiers, I haven't read many books though
    Album: the Fragile by Nine Inch Nails or maybe early Arctic Monkeys or phantogram.
    Movie: either Silence of the Lambs, Die Hard, Terminator, or Stand By Me
    Video Game: Portal or Superhot.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Book
    Idk I don't read much. I read some Dutch literature, which is all about piss and shit and insane people.
    >Game
    OG Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, and MGS2
    >Movie
    Dollars trilogy, Brazil, Turks Fruit, Bride of Frankenstein, Apocalypse Now, fricking hell there's too many great movies. Unironically I'd put the original two Star Wars movies up there too. And yeah Blade Runner too, both of them. And Werner Herzog's Nosferatu and Aguirre. I could go on for days so I'm gonna stop now. I love kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which is all about piss and shit and insane people
      but why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dutch people are direct to the point of being "rude", our literature reflects that. A lot of classic Dutch books are edgy as frick, while also very grounded and psychological.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds a lot like german people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is some common ground there. But it's not the same.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what are the main similarities/differences?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no universal rule to it. They both have different parts of the country that act in different manners. Modern Dutch is more oriented towards Americans, they like it, so they will immitate it. Germans will make it their own thing. There is a refusal there to speak English. A Dutch pop song will have English lyrics, American production and an American Style Guitar solo. A German pop song will have German lyrics, German production and a German Guitar solo.

                Both will come correct and know about rules. Their papers will be in order. The Dutch are more communicative.

                Both have an air of superiority and will bully you if you let them. Not that different from the French or the English. All of them are arrogant.
                Or have an unwavering sense of self worth and confidence.

                The older I get, the more I'm thinking they were right. When people visit my country, I try to be accomodating and speak English or even their language. When you turn that around: I would never expect people to speak my language when I'm visiting a country.

                The differences are The Germans won four world cups and the Dutch none. And they almost conquered the world twice while the Dutch were giving up israelites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Great breakdown, anon. Tracks with what I know about Germans.

                A lot of countries aligned with US globohomosexual these days.
                Do you think language plays a role? Since it's halfway between English and German? I speak English and German and I almost feel like I can understand Dutch (not really).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Language plays a role and can define you. I've learned to speak French and Spanish. More or less. It brings out different parts in your personality, just because of the way the language is built. You would associate words, thoughts and ideas in another language just because of their proximity. A simple example of that would be rhyming:
                >Drapeau, gateau, chateaux, cervaux
                You'll place these words closely together because they rhyme. Translated to English, the words are: flag, piece, castle, brains.

                You would never have placed these words together in your own language.

                English, Dutch and French are pretty close together, the further back you go. We have words in common in archaic speak. Words that will be the same for all three languages. Scottish too.

                I'm not a language expert, but yeah, they're things you notice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are greatly exaggerating how much we like Americans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Music schools were. Look at 'Anouk' or 'Krezip', or 'Within Temptation'. Hell, Look at Golden Earring or Herman Brood. A Dutch Band that gave it a more Dutch take would be 'Focus'.

                That's why I said 'Modern Dutch'. But I'm talking about the past already. There's no shame in liking Americans. Just because the internet hates them, lel. You should have stayed more with your own culture instead of staring towards the US so hard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no shame in liking Americans.
                I used to think this. But they have gone full moron over the past 10 years culturally.
                This has been reflected in both the quality of their kino and Cinemaphile.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slop slop
    good slop

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My picks would be
    >let the right one in
    >Joshua tree
    >big hero 6
    >half life 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer raised on slop but beginning to develop some taste

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow of the Colossus of fricking boring idk why people get so wet over it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Large scale game on a shitty console. It was impressive. Nowadays everything is large scale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's not that good in retrospect

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IJ is pretty great, but replace it with The Time Machine Did It by John Swartzwelder

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bore runner is not even in the top 1000 best films ever made.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    base

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blade Runner
    Lol even sequel is better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pleas be bait

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Kid A more than OK Computer. I'm weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean just like 90% of people online who are "into music"? Yeah dude, really weird...

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is more pathetic?

    Needing to have your opinions validated by Cinemaphile, or needing to have your opinions validated by reddit?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even for a bait thread, this is genuinely embarrassing to look at.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a personality loser

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For music it's actually To Pimp a Butterfly by the voice of generation Kendrick Lamar.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >music
    Meme answers but they're there for a reason: OK Computer, ITAOTS, In Rainbows, or Spiderland
    >literature
    Greatest thing I've ever read is Blood Meridian, but for this it's the Bible
    >film
    Apocalypse Now or Amadeus
    >game
    CIV V

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OK Computer, ITAOTS, In Rainbows, or Spiderland
      wow your awareness of music starts and ends at 90s/2000s artsy alternate rock, huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, hes awareness of music starts and ends with Cinemaphile meme charts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just not that into jazz or pink floyd, sorry brother. My favorite albums are either the natural bridge by silver israelites, oil of every person's by sophie, or really anything by the body. But you're being a contrarian if you can't recognize and accept the greatness of those four albums

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the only types of music are
          >1) 90s twink rock
          >2) that music but from 20 years earlier
          >3) jazz

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I didn't name all types of music for you, or at the very least all types of music in the rym top 50. I'll do better next time we meet

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read enough books or listened to enough albums to have an interesting pick, but for movies I'd say Andrei Rublev is the best I've seen, and my favorite game is Minecraft

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Catcher in the Rye
    The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds (with Sloop John B removed, of course)
    Amadeus
    For narrative games, BioShock or Dark Souls
    For pure gameplay, either N++ or Rainbow Six Siege

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with Sloop John B removed, of course

      moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dark Souls
      >narrative

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep... its kino time...

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see an argument could be made for the rest, but
    >OK Computer
    Is something who doesn't actually listen to music might name
    Well, Shadow of the Colossus I kinda similar in that regard but not to that extent and Ico is a better choice anyway imo

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know about the video game but the other 3 choices in op's post are pretty good examples of higher brow art that achieved commercial and critical success whilst - perhaps more importantly - also being enjoyed by me..

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games are not art, they are games. they are toys.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a radiohead gay but wtf are you even talking about? they are not the pinnacle of music

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no no
    no no

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >artistic highpoints of their mediums
    I'm not sure what you mean by that
    >Moby Dick/ The Count of Monte Cristo
    >Daughters - you wont get what you want/ Tyler - Igor
    >Synecdoche new york/ The Good The Bad The Ugly
    >Sekiro/ Talos Principle

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're going to kill you

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needs to have a disclaimer that it's the PS2/PS3 versions of Shadow of the Colossus not the garbage Bluepoint ""remake"" that misses most of the details from the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up, dork

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now we’re getting somewhere.
      The game could be changed to Deus Ex or Return of Obra Dinn.
      Film is phenomenal, wouldn’t change it, but if I had to, maybe Autumn Sonata or Why Has Bodhi-Dharma Left for the East?
      Book, instead maybe Sinuhe? Maybe..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le tryhard Cinemaphilebrained zoomer vol.2
      how contrived

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only literature is an art among these, IJ is fine but far from being a highpoint, it'll be forgotten.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even radiohead's best album

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