would shrek still be happy if he never met donkey or fiona?

would shrek still be happy if he never met donkey or fiona?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he wasnt happy, that was the point. he expresses this to donkey in a very pivotal scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't happy
      you sure? he didn't seem too bothered being alone until someone brought it up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was coping, past a certain age, an ogre without a family can be a bad thing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >can be a bad thing
          Is this a meme, I keep seeing this phrase

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he never watched True Detective

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pass a certain age, a man who doesn’t lurk more can be a bad thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I eat because I'm unhappy
        >And I'm unhappy because I eat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't seem too bothered being alone until someone brought it up
        This is true for a lot of people. People think they're happy when they're just complacent and learn to just deal with their bad situation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Happiness is always temporary anyway. If you expect to be happy all the time you will always be miserable. Learn to be content and take happiness as it comes (and goes)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing self-improvement self masturbation coping for his loneliness.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized Shrek is literally an incel story wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek absolutely buttfricked the unlucky farmers who couldn’t get away, what are you on about?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fourth movie actually covers this as a plot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, it revolved around Shrek not even existing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing you normie moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whose eyes was he eating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't human looking pupils, so probably lizards or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >big and little eyes roughly similar to shreks
      this is now a chris watts crossover thread

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he would be living that good MGTOW life in the swamp with no nagging wife

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The music that plays during this scene is so comfy

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why does it make me feel sad

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would have contracted ogre aids after plowing the swamps of every single human twink on grindr and drank himself to death

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone really know why this was so extremely mega popular when it came out? it was insane.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All Star is extremely catchy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why wasn't Rat Race a hit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a great movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Traditional fairytale/romantic storyline but in a humourous mockery of expectations and setting. Modernity is only shown as to be absurd in contrast with their medieval/magical world. Likeable characters with pretty much zero modern politics inserted beyond Fiona not being the typical damsel in distress (she still needed saving and acknowledges that despite her stubborn nature). It's a classic honestly, just the right mix of everything and yet nothing so particular as to be only relevant to the time it was released. You can watch Shrek in 50 years and it will be just as funny. The only time-bound reference is the OJ one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pop culture reference and bunch of fairytale characters all in one movie.
      I mean, you see anon, dreamworks used to be a little bit 'jackass' for cartoon standard back then, it was like their movies are made by a bunch of college dudes, jocks, drunks, funny dudes at the same time, hence why it feels different than any other animation movie back then.
      They used that formula uo until how to train your dragon, by that time they begin to use a more 'serious' approach to their narrative

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men slowly develop depression from living uneventful lives. The NEET life is a double edged sword.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally me
    I am shrek
    get out of my thread

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek (2001) deserves to be mentioned among the greatest movies ever made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is a sex allegory
      tree frog is a slang for pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always felt bad for the animals in this scene 🙁

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woman would rather choose green tall ogre monster over literal short king
    What did they mean by this

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Him cooking alone is literally me 🙁

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Adamson
    >Shrek
    >Shrek 2
    >Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
    >Narnia: Prince Caspian
    >Mr. Pip
    >Cirque de Soleil: Worlds Away

    Victoria Jenson
    >Shrek
    >Family Tree (30 minutes live action short)
    >Shark Tale
    >Post Grad
    >Spellbound (upcoming animation movie)

    All the works directed by them

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How old is Shrek meant to be in the first one? 30?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he is shrek years old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's 30 in shrek years

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a homosexual. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I've heard there was a secret chord
    >That David played, and it pleased the Lord
    >But you dont really care for music, do you?
    >It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
    >The minor falls, the major lifts
    >The baffled king composing Hallelujah
    >Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    >Hallelujah, Hallelujah

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First movie tells a very compelling story

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's quiet.... Too quiet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks kinda comfy. I could live in Frickwadville

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is whether or not Dragons should racemix with Donkeys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. They should be mixing with me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The donkeys kindly decline your offer.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz
    >The Prince of Egypt
    >The Road to El Dorado
    >Chicken Run
    >Joseph: King of Dreams
    >Shrek
    Shrek being an animation movie aimed at older audiences isn't a surprise, when you consider the five animation movies which DreamWorks released before.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Many studios now making children's movies seem to forget that the best way to get asses in seat at the cinema, is to make the parents want to see it too. They're the ones who buy the tickets

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is Shrek's limit when it comes to gross things? Would Shrek eat shit? Would Shrek let Donkey take a shit in his mouth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well he literally brush his teeth with bug shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Well he literally brush his teeth with bug shit

      You eat chicken shit every time you crack an egg. Unless your American, in which case you eat chlorine every time you crack an egg

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that literally the plot of Shrek 4?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Pepe?

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