norse, it follows the new iteration of the game which is trash
it's gonna be full of muh feelings and pseud talk instead of violence
it'll probably be close to the twisted metal show
Stop letting a company live rent free in your head, it isn't healthy. The fact you gays only hate on the new games simply because they "aren't the old games" shows how feeble your reasoning is. 2018 alone outsold the original trilogy combined
>more popular = better
Still to this day haven't seen anyone defend the game without appealing to popularity or making bad faith assertions the original games were immature. Of course, you wouldn't in earnest be able to defend the nu-games writing since they're shit and would expose your plebian level taste of marvel tier dialogue.
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They are better, no one who cries about the old games can ever bring up a genuine flaw that isn't based around their homosexual opinion because they want to be contrarian
>stop thinking, just consoom product >sales = quality
You are the sad product of a spiritually dead culture and don't even have the cognitive grasp to realise it
I like the nu games tbh. l was late to the party because I was resistant due to loving the original games so much and not liking the camera perspective change but I ended up really enjoying them. If you think the nu games are trash wait until you see what Amazon does with them.
The new games mean a lot more if you play thr old games first. I legitimately didn’t know the blades of chaos were in 2018 I thought the axe was the new weapon so when he goes home to get them that was a genuinely cool and nostalgic surprise
Did anyone play ragnarok? I really feel like that game went under the radar and no one talks about it, thinking about getting it because I liked the 2018 one
There's a webm from Cinemaphile which shows everything wrong with it. Basically Kratos gives into a boat and paddles down stream for about 2 minutes while someone is spouting exposition. It was really boring and unfun.
BTW, Kratos being unable to jump makes everything in both the viking games feel so dumb. One of the key plot goals of the first one is reaching the top of a mountain. You just know it's well within Kratos' power to Hulk jump his way up the mountain, but a tiny little gap stops him. Likewise there's so many other little bitty obstacles in your path that Kratos could just hop over if this was PS2 era Kratos.
>which shows everything wrong with it. Basically Kratos gives into a boat and paddles down stream for about 2 minutes while someone is spouting exposition
If everything wrong with a +20h game is a 2 minute segment I'm sold.
Those are actually cool parts of the game at least in the first, you don't have to listen to it either but there are interesting mythological stories that characters tell.
God of war ragnarok was good but it felt like the cutscenes interrupted the gameplay too frequently and some of the dialogue really was very MCU “I DO NOT NEED A SNACK.”
Nah, it's good too just has horrible moments in the game where progress screeches to a halt. I replayed it once on hard but wasn't willing to do a gmgow run specifically because I couldn't be fricked trudging through those sections again.
God Of War is being run by the guy currently ruining Wheel of Time. You can only fail upwards in Hollywood if your politics are on point. Considering how he seems to dislike male protagonists I don’t know how it will be for GoW. Get ready for black brown Freya taking up half the screentime
>God of War
THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME THE SISTERS OF FATE WOULD NOT HOLD ME AND YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE END OF THIS DAY, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE >God of Snoy
Holy frickin' shitballs irrelevant snowBlack person inhuman God, you fricking leave my fricking son alone you fricking frick! I am the gender neutral deity of male sensitivity and I will not allow your toxic masculinity to thrive! >finds Blades of Wholesome
Where have you guys been hiding?! >beats the incel deity
So... That just happened... What do you think goy? Did Parent #2 look good or what?!
Actually he's the God of Hope now, chud
And War, mythological gods typically have more than one office. You morons could stand to look up actual mythology
shut up nerd
homie that's nuts
It'll be garbage. Out of curiosity are they doing Greek or Norse GoW?
norse, it follows the new iteration of the game which is trash
it's gonna be full of muh feelings and pseud talk instead of violence
it'll probably be close to the twisted metal show
It's always funny to see gays filtered by the new games
more funny to see terminal sn*ys defend them
Stop letting a company live rent free in your head, it isn't healthy. The fact you gays only hate on the new games simply because they "aren't the old games" shows how feeble your reasoning is. 2018 alone outsold the original trilogy combined
>more popular = better
Still to this day haven't seen anyone defend the game without appealing to popularity or making bad faith assertions the original games were immature. Of course, you wouldn't in earnest be able to defend the nu-games writing since they're shit and would expose your plebian level taste of marvel tier dialogue.
They are better, no one who cries about the old games can ever bring up a genuine flaw that isn't based around their homosexual opinion because they want to be contrarian
>stop thinking, just consoom product
>sales = quality
You are the sad product of a spiritually dead culture and don't even have the cognitive grasp to realise it
Sony doesn't make games, they make interactive movies.
Filtered by what exactly, troony?
I like the nu games tbh. l was late to the party because I was resistant due to loving the original games so much and not liking the camera perspective change but I ended up really enjoying them. If you think the nu games are trash wait until you see what Amazon does with them.
how many DEI characters? count them Cinemaphile
no jaffe = no watch
Frick off Jaffe go back to streaming
jaffe won
egoraptor lost
what
The new games mean a lot more if you play thr old games first. I legitimately didn’t know the blades of chaos were in 2018 I thought the axe was the new weapon so when he goes home to get them that was a genuinely cool and nostalgic surprise
I think that flying boat level in Hel was pretty cool and felt like old gow, boring game tho
Did anyone play ragnarok? I really feel like that game went under the radar and no one talks about it, thinking about getting it because I liked the 2018 one
Yeah, I did. It's great though bogged down at times by some real shit. The Valhalla expansion was surprisingly great too.
There's a webm from Cinemaphile which shows everything wrong with it. Basically Kratos gives into a boat and paddles down stream for about 2 minutes while someone is spouting exposition. It was really boring and unfun.
BTW, Kratos being unable to jump makes everything in both the viking games feel so dumb. One of the key plot goals of the first one is reaching the top of a mountain. You just know it's well within Kratos' power to Hulk jump his way up the mountain, but a tiny little gap stops him. Likewise there's so many other little bitty obstacles in your path that Kratos could just hop over if this was PS2 era Kratos.
>which shows everything wrong with it. Basically Kratos gives into a boat and paddles down stream for about 2 minutes while someone is spouting exposition
If everything wrong with a +20h game is a 2 minute segment I'm sold.
Those are actually cool parts of the game at least in the first, you don't have to listen to it either but there are interesting mythological stories that characters tell.
>Kratos, a man who CLIMBED out of tartarus and up Mount Olympus TWICE can't climb a normal mountain
I liked 2018 but Ragnarok is all of 2018's worst qualities magnified up to 11
>capeshit slop but with a coat of paint in the form of vidya slop
I'm so fricking tired.
>Capeshit
How is God of War like capeshit? I want to hear your moronic reasoning so I can laugh at you
If it has super powers, it's capeshit.
God of War 3 is unsurpassed. The greatest boss battles in video game history
God of war ragnarok was good but it felt like the cutscenes interrupted the gameplay too frequently and some of the dialogue really was very MCU “I DO NOT NEED A SNACK.”
>The MCU invented humor and quips
You must have hated 80s Arnold movies
He's saying the dialogue/plot was Marvelised and he's kind of correct.
Will Smith as Thor
why do ancient norse gods talk like modern american zoomers? isnt this a bit of immersion breaking
Improved for modern audiences and sensibilities.
Do you think Mimir is Kratos’ personal onahole?
>turning a successful movie into a shitty tv series
why
Great, more pozzed modern wokeshit.
>Kratos meets Christ and finally gets forigveness
would be kino
The first new God of war game was pretty cool, I heard the newest one stinks is that true?
Nah, it's good too just has horrible moments in the game where progress screeches to a halt. I replayed it once on hard but wasn't willing to do a gmgow run specifically because I couldn't be fricked trudging through those sections again.
Kratos is more of a mute pussy in Ragnarok compared to 2018 which can be annoying
Kratos in 2018 was more reserved and mature as in line with his character development but he was capable and decisive when pushed.
In Ragnarok he spends the whole game being a blubbering pussy who shies away from conflict at every opportunity
The ps5 is producing more shows than games
god of sói
God Of War is being run by the guy currently ruining Wheel of Time. You can only fail upwards in Hollywood if your politics are on point. Considering how he seems to dislike male protagonists I don’t know how it will be for GoW. Get ready for black brown Freya taking up half the screentime
making movie-games into movies should be illegal. They should be forced to write an orignal movie.
Will Alanah Pearce be a credited writer?
LOL they are gonna make him black 10000%
>Amazon Series
kek, there goes the trash, the physical looking Black folks and the woke pandering, cheers
homie DATS NUTS
Btw the original creator hates the new God of Soi games
Does Atreus ever ask Kratos why his body is covered in powdered sugar
>God of War
THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME THE SISTERS OF FATE WOULD NOT HOLD ME AND YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE END OF THIS DAY, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
>God of Snoy
Holy frickin' shitballs irrelevant snowBlack person inhuman God, you fricking leave my fricking son alone you fricking frick! I am the gender neutral deity of male sensitivity and I will not allow your toxic masculinity to thrive!
>finds Blades of Wholesome
Where have you guys been hiding?!
>beats the incel deity
So... That just happened... What do you think goy? Did Parent #2 look good or what?!
How does Sony continue to BTFO both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
3 was the last kino entry. And the ones on PSP.
Remember side missions where you had to have your way with as many prostitutes as possible to get more points? Modern Kratos would file a complaint
Farbauti (formerly Kratos) believes sex work is real work!
You just KNOW that these will all get removed when the OG trilogy gets its inevitable remaster.
I only remember the sex minigame where it restored health
>the DLC for Ragnarok is literally Kratos going to therapy
I fricking hate millennial writers so goddamn much it's unreal.
;_;
f-filtered!!!
Isn't cosmicbook a clickbait site?
>my wife's son!
>bix nood mufugga!
i cant wait to consoome!