Women really don't appreciate how much effort goes into sex. It's a team sport where they only have to lay on their back, side or on all fours while you do all the work and still ask you for a glass of water afterwards.
A woman laying back letting you do everything is a million times better than a girl trying to actually do stuff and being shit at
4 out of 5 I banged used too much teeth and the fifth was a ladyboy
I do, but usually the woman is too distracted or missing air to keep for a long time.
Also, it depends of the posture and ypu have to move just from the hips while you kiss for not hitting each other mouths
holy shit we are literally dick twins bro every single one of those is spot on the same for me >and I have kept a girl for 3 years
based, we are all gonna make it
Trannies trying to emasculate men I guess.
You seriously have homosexuals trying to pretend being bigger than a fricking coke can is common or desirable for women.
true, my wiener is 6'' girth, last woman i was with told me she's been with way bigger guys, who apparently aren't all that uncommmon, fricking ruined my week
No it didn't, because that's not even what it's about. It's not even a "scene". It's a brief part of a montage. Why do you LARPers pretend to have watched this movie?
Guys I genuinely don't think she's laughing because he has a small wiener or he's bad at sex, I think she's laughing because she's a fricking weirdo autist and finds sex somewhat absurd.
I wonder how that works for autist. Her head may be fricked, but there is a frickon of nerve endpoints there, even if there is not emotional conection she has to be feeling something.
This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.
Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.
This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.
Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.
This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.
Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.
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dicklet cope
Honestly guys care more about dick size than girls
the problem with people who frick like the guy in the OP is that they are just humping like a boring turtle, put a little passion in it, use your mouth and hands on her body
I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the women who see it before sex think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 5 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm a grower and I've had some women try and embarrass me in the past as they couldn't see a package in my jeans, buy honestly I'd much rather have a compact dick that comes out to play when I'm horny, than constantly have a huge one taking up a load of room.
This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.
Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.
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Honestly guys care more about dick size than girls
the problem with people who frick like the guy in the OP is that they are just humping like a boring turtle, put a little passion in it, use your mouth and hands on her body
guys are bad at sex if they don't figure out the angle to rub the clit with their pubic bone while also keeping it in.
anything else is just men inventing sexual myths to try to one-up each other with the illusion of secret lore, and women repeating what they've heard those men say.
Never bothered to measure myself, but I have made 2 non-virgin bleed, one of them so severely that we almost finished at the ER. >deepthroathing and anal are impossible >onaholes are out of the question >you have to find the right preservatives >balls-deep postures are a no-go >even fricking driving for a long time becomes paintful if I'm not wearing the right pants >The other day I tried a wiener ring for fun and I almost lost my dick, lol.
I wish girls would finally and honestly tell their ideal size depending on the moment, I guess it's hard to have a preference but maybe if it was contextual it would be easier to make a ranking
i wish they were honest about anything at all. prostitutes say something that benefits them socially and then do the exact opposite.
hate them. hate them so much it's unreal.
kek repacks not even once, I get my games off fregogpcgamesdotcom, I rarely play and the games there are all you'll ever need
also he and another [something]girl they had a beef with is a dude troony
autism before 4chud age
she would be crying with a black wiener
If your shoulders are moving more than your hips, you're doing it wrong.
If your woman is able to concentrate, you're doing it wrong.
It's weird how women accuse men of being crap in bed when they're dead lays.
the thumbs up lmao, im ded
I would go soft after thumbs up
No sequel because "Paris" is too ugly now.
Did Kim give Yep guy a thumbs up?
I'd go soft from her hag face
Fricking disgusting
lol he gave her a bruised lip and she tried to play it off as a yawn lmao
Female mr bean
not repacking empress games
Fitgirl is old fat guy you know it right?
Guy was bad at sex, barely penetrating her. She liked rough sex.
Women really don't appreciate how much effort goes into sex. It's a team sport where they only have to lay on their back, side or on all fours while you do all the work and still ask you for a glass of water afterwards.
A woman laying back letting you do everything is a million times better than a girl trying to actually do stuff and being shit at
4 out of 5 I banged used too much teeth and the fifth was a ladyboy
>the fifth was a ladyboy
I was gonna say cringe, but you ended up being based, anon.
You can just use communication and tell her she's using teeth and not to do that. This honesty about needs should be a norm in fricking
Has she done any nude scenes?
Why don't men like kissing during sex?
Teeth hit when I tried
I do, but usually the woman is too distracted or missing air to keep for a long time.
Also, it depends of the posture and ypu have to move just from the hips while you kiss for not hitting each other mouths
No time for kissing when I'm sucking on her breasts.
There is literally nothing better than tongue kissing with your eyes open
There is one thing
Smol girls are great
I should ask out the one at my work
Hot.
I'm 190cm and my wife is 155cm. Get a short gf, lads. Nothing like just carrying her around and fricking the shit out of her.
You are a pedophile
She's older than me.
>she's a pedophile
MOOOOODS
>tfw I have a pencil dick
The only way women enjoy penetrative sex is girth-wise. They like to feel stretched. So yeah, you're goosed.
Is girth circumference?
What is that site?
calcsd.info
They didn't tell you about it during your penis inspection day?
I got 5.5-6" pencil dick, I gave up trying to pretend that it's enough. At this point I dont even care if I can please her or not, it's tiring.
My stats and I have kept a girl for 3 years
holy shit we are literally dick twins bro every single one of those is spot on the same for me
>and I have kept a girl for 3 years
based, we are all gonna make it
>that
>pencil
american pencils seems different or you just have pornbrain rot.
t. pencil dick
Trannies trying to emasculate men I guess.
You seriously have homosexuals trying to pretend being bigger than a fricking coke can is common or desirable for women.
true, my wiener is 6'' girth, last woman i was with told me she's been with way bigger guys, who apparently aren't all that uncommmon, fricking ruined my week
I made the mistake of asking once and she was brutally honest.
>tfw black/white mutt
>tfw actual pencil dick
Hey my dick is the same. Its not huge but its above average and girls always liked it.
This one scene gave 6 yr old me a weird fetish about the chick being bored during sex
No it didn't, because that's not even what it's about. It's not even a "scene". It's a brief part of a montage. Why do you LARPers pretend to have watched this movie?
ITT scenes that destroyed Cinemaphile
STOP SMILING b***h IT'S COLD IN HERE
it means he got needle dick
Guys I genuinely don't think she's laughing because he has a small wiener or he's bad at sex, I think she's laughing because she's a fricking weirdo autist and finds sex somewhat absurd.
clearly not, all women make fun of the man fricking them if their wiener is not big enough
The wiener is never big enough. Have you seen the absurd proportions of dildos? Length is 12 inches, and girth is 4 inches in diameter.
correct, but this is supposed to be a rageb8 thread for incels
I wonder how that works for autist. Her head may be fricked, but there is a frickon of nerve endpoints there, even if there is not emotional conection she has to be feeling something.
Damn that movie was overrated
Aren't these scenes bullshit since your penis can stimulate women even if its just 6/7 cm?
dicklet cope
Honestly guys care more about dick size than girls
the problem with people who frick like the guy in the OP is that they are just humping like a boring turtle, put a little passion in it, use your mouth and hands on her body
Girl here. Size matters.
post obese breasts
That is lot of fricking copium, anon.
Skills can be improved upon, but you can't teach size.
Because women are totally known for using their 6/7cm dildos.
Well if we're talkin' strictly masturbation and women's pleasure, then most usually stick to outside clit stimulation, so vibrators are more popular
>literally every girl jerk offs with dragon dildos
I think you're confusing women and homosexuals/trannies.
I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the women who see it before sex think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 5 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm a grower and I've had some women try and embarrass me in the past as they couldn't see a package in my jeans, buy honestly I'd much rather have a compact dick that comes out to play when I'm horny, than constantly have a huge one taking up a load of room.
kek
i fricked a black bawd last week and i was the first white guy and she now loves white guys
shes gonna disappointed when she finds out most white guys have smaller dicks than me though
girl was a prostitute tho, literal one, she blocked me over some bullshit few days ago
My condolences.
i dont feel one bit of remorse
kinda happpy we broke up
she was such a fricking bawd i was worried someone would see me with her
her studio appartment was also disgusting, literal trash on the floor in the kitchen that smelled so bad
blacks really are animals
she had huge breasts though and a very frickable face which is the only reason i went there
>literal one
I lost
This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.
Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.
guys are bad at sex if they don't figure out the angle to rub the clit with their pubic bone while also keeping it in.
anything else is just men inventing sexual myths to try to one-up each other with the illusion of secret lore, and women repeating what they've heard those men say.
Ive taken to fricking my wife like those fat ogre jap dudes
Not turtley enough for the turtle club
underrated comment
Ahhh another round of homosexual demoralizing propaganda
T. Dicklet
Never bothered to measure myself, but I have made 2 non-virgin bleed, one of them so severely that we almost finished at the ER.
>deepthroathing and anal are impossible
>onaholes are out of the question
>you have to find the right preservatives
>balls-deep postures are a no-go
>even fricking driving for a long time becomes paintful if I'm not wearing the right pants
>The other day I tried a wiener ring for fun and I almost lost my dick, lol.
No, having a big dick is not awesome
My penius won't get hard.
Stop the porn and go to a doctor, ED is treatable in most cases
STOP LAUGHING AT ME
seething racemixing med christcuck
Don't give (You)s to mass reply gays
youd have to be so mentally weak to let shit like this to affect you
>woman lays in bed like a dead plank
>acts surprised when the sex is not stimulating
Maybe she should do.....something?
not her job chud
if your dick is not pleasing there is nothing she can do
my ex gf loved this movie and tried copying this shit
i shoved it up her butt
Wonder if she kept that face when you did
>Wtf was her problem?
Man making a movie about a woman
Huge cavernous vegana.
This thread is full of some of the most insecure dicklets I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ
I wish girls would finally and honestly tell their ideal size depending on the moment, I guess it's hard to have a preference but maybe if it was contextual it would be easier to make a ranking
i wish they were honest about anything at all. prostitutes say something that benefits them socially and then do the exact opposite.
hate them. hate them so much it's unreal.
It is whatever the dick size is of the latest chad that banged them
If you want your girl to like you get her a chad or tyrone with the same dick as yours
Ideal length for repeat fricks is 6-6.5 for 99% of women.
Girth is trickier.
she gets accused of putting shitcoin miners in her repacks
kek repacks not even once, I get my games off fregogpcgamesdotcom, I rarely play and the games there are all you'll ever need
also he and another [something]girl they had a beef with is a dude troony
this thread is full of actual enemies. don't let them bring you down or get on your nerves kings.