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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    from IGN btw

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YASS JIGC ROOOOOCCCCK

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this show was supposed to be about the Shogun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes the shogun is there, while some pirate fricks some japanese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How naive.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has only ever displayed complete devotion to her lord, following his command to every letter
    >proceeds to do that and dies from it
    >WOMEN EMPOWERMENT MOMENT!
    i hate feminists so fricking much its unreal

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're not men, they're japs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you all scream woke but she was a mary sue in the book too and it released decades ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we're is not critcizing the character or screaming 'woke'

      we're criticizing wokies trying to explain her through their twisted worldview

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mary sue
      All she does is seduce a white guy and die in an explosion.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are they referring to? Mariko getting beaten by like 10 dudes and then saying she's going to commit seppuku, which was all part of a plan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i don't get the fuss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk i dropped off after 4 or so episodes but I distinctly remember her convoy getting ambushed and her fighting off a bunch of mooks with a naginata while still wearing her knee-binding court dress so they're probably referring to that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 7 episodes in and this hasn't happened yet so you are full of shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to make me look this up you fricker and it's going to take longer than this thread will be up so ill catch ya next thread with the receipts because I definitely remember it happening and I didn't get to episode 7. I stopped when they introduced the new villain.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to make me look this up you fricker and it's going to take longer than this thread will be up so ill catch ya next thread with the receipts because I definitely remember it happening and I didn't get to episode 7. I stopped when they introduced the new villain.

          it was in episode 3, there was an ambush in the woods. i think Mariko killed a couple guys but so did everyone else in Toranaga's retinue.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, just finished looking it up for the overly defensive guy

            I'm 7 episodes in and this hasn't happened yet so you are full of shit.

            Episode 3 at the 24:00 minute mark, friend. Please recall that I didn't make any judgement on this scene on my post but rather pointed out what the OPs image might be referring to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >*flees the thread in shame*
          Seppuku claims another one

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that it's over can we all agree that the book was better?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing Happens: The Show
    Jap culture is the most frustrating thing to watch. It's like watching paint dry. These fricking bug men sleep on wood floors. They live in these shitty bamboo dwellings and call them castles. Every room looks like a gym room.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The men were under strict orders not to harm her. It's literally a woman throwing a tantrum and having to be restrained.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this an unironic good 'empowering' moment though? She knows she can't win but fights anyways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't be, ultimately Mariko is getting herself killed so her lord can win a power struggle he's involved in, it's not like it some grand honorable sacrifice she's making. Is this what really passes for slaaaay queen girlbossing nowadays?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fought through hordes of men to reach her goal... BWC sama

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just the cancer of the modern writers room, she just had to have the girl boss moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her trying to "fight" her way out of Osaka is straight from the book. I haven't watched the 1980 version in a while but I guarantee it's still there as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not she just uses diplomacy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then the 1980 version changed it from the book, because her plan of trying to "fight" her way out just to declare that she will commit seppuku out of shame at failing is in there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            in the 80's version she declares her intentions to commit suicide after the meeting with Ishido and lady Ochiba where he refuses to let her leave

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that works too, but we got some samurai fighting kino since the 2024 version went the book route.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it wasn't bad all things considered, I wish they'd fleshed out her and Blackthorne's relationship a bit more though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Me too but Mariko and Blackthorne's actors had enough chemistry that it was believable enough and the seppuku scene where he offers to do it was kino. Ultimately you have to sacrifice something to get more of the politics in the new version.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does Hiromatsu commit seppuku in the book? In the 80's version he's pretty absent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. The meeting with all his generals happens but when the generals start getting uppity Toranaga orders a bunch of them to commit seppuku and then orders Hiromatsu to bring the rest of them in line. This version simplified it to Hiromatsu killing himself to show the rest of the generals how serious Toranaga is about no one contradicting his orders. Then obviously we learn Hiromatsu killing himself was part of the keikaku all along which obviously also wasn't in the book, but I thought it was a nice addition.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, more dramatic that way I guess. I much prefer Toronaga in the 80's show though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hiromatsu's actor pushed for the idea of just himself committing seppuku

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1980s Mariko had depth. 2024 Mariko flicks between "So sad want to die" and smug unlikeable c**t.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been on the internet in a very long time. Wtf is this homosexual shit?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I really miss from the book is the lighthearted cultural exchange between Anjin and Toranaga. The hornpipe and the "unless you win"(2024 show ruined it). It does not show that mutual cross-cultural interest. It's needed to show that Toranaga has a casual side to him, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like Toranaga in this version. Constantly btfo'ing muh honor shit and doing whatever is needed to survive. The reveal that as a 12 year old he fricked up the seppuku decapitation was a great scene.

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