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>dood, its batman... but with le heckin realistic violence
beard baby b8
go to bed adam
Who the frick cares about another batman cartoon in the year 2024
You all act superior but you're no better than the reddit manchild audience this is for, nostalgia baited into endlessly reconsooming the same slop you were given as a child in the 90s
They hated him because he spoke the truth
Then why even come to a board dedicated solely to the discussion of film/tv?
to act superior even though he's no better of course
kek
>It can't be for children if it's got RAPE in it!
Alan Moore really did a number on these turds.
Maybe. Remains to be seen and I'm cautious around new properties.
Yes cause what we really need is ANOTHER Batman cartoon.
based on the Golden Age version? yeah, I think it's kino
So which character will be blacked?
since gordon freeman
harvey dent
catwoman
were all Black folk
my money is on alfred this time or robbin
>implying they'd make Alfred a black butler to a rich white man
it'll be a cold day in hell when they swap Alfred
Alfred will be a trans FtM and keep the backstory of being a retired soldier.
Babs Gordon is confirmed to be black, because what else did you expect.
Every character that's good with 'puters will be BLACKED at the end of the decade
>want a Doom Patrol cartoon where the gang gets into "weirdly absurd out of the sound and mind of reason and logic" type of adventures
>we get a live show but it's full of gay shit because of the Grant Morrison run of Doom Patrol
I love Brandon Frazier in the show as Robotman but I'm tired of the le outcast is metaphor for homosexualry trope even with the X-Men with the exception of Danny the Street because it's funny that there is a sentient troon street out in the DCU.
The Grant Morrison run was not even a fraction as gay. It was there but Morrison was always more interested in weirdness and queerness - well, it's on the word right there isn't it?
I’ll tolerate it because it’s made by the people who made Batman TAS which is the best bat kino
Unironically yes
It's been 11 years since the last Batman cartoon.
Has it really? No fricking way.. are you sure we don’t have a Batman cartoon we looked over?
There was a Harley Quinn show for "adults" but it didn't have the guts to be self-serious and genuinely edgy. Americans tend to have allergies to that kind of writing despite having produced content like that some 10 years ago.
Sincerity in general is lacking in a lot of these shows.
ummmmm...
horrific empty soulless eyes that want to suck out yours
There's only one woman in that picture
>Duke as Robin
>Cass in a Batgirl of Burnside-like suit
Frick offffffff.
Better than the 5000th iteration of "Beanface Brown Girl STEM Adventure".
kys pls ty
Frick you. We haven't had a good Batman cartoon since TAS and you think these fricks are gonna make a good one?
Yes.
Why would you want another Batman cartoon when you KNOW they are gonna make someone black and make someone else gay and the show will be full on woke bullshit?
Yes and a new Batman video game.
The cartoons are the best part of Batman
>t. supercuck fan
the cartoons are kino so yes
yes we do
This show is the best Batman-related thing ever next to the Arkham games which are very similar
the long Halloween was amazing, thoughever
mite b good
>the decoy posts on Cinemaphile
>no maguinis anime
whose going be gay, lesbian, pansexual and be made black
Harley and Poison Ivy - Lesbians
Mr Freeze will be black since his story is sad
Slade will be bisexual
alfred will tell bruce to his check his privilege and stop mansplanning things to him
Batman's love interest (who will probably be a man) will be black.
Hell yeah Jezebel Jet
>and be made black
All of them. Hence "More noir-like tone".
>it's Batman but with violence and a noir-like tone
So, it's Batman.
Restraint is a big part of what made BTAS good. BTAS without the restraint is Harley Quinn queefing in the batmobile and Batman fricking Batgirl.
Btas isn't good Holy shit you were a child
It's good for kids
I can't stand these people now LARPing like it's genuinely compelling tv for Adults fricking crazy shit it's a kids show with simple morals and chunky flat animation for babies
Compare it to something like aeon flux from the same time
It's not a good show nor is it good animation you people are so easily marketed to
Nah, it's genuinely good. The Wizard of Oz is also a kid's movie. Doesn't make it bad. On the other hand, Adventure Time is shit.
Shut the frick up about cartoons
Make me b***h
>replying to obvious bait
>more BLOOD and GORE and VIOLENCE HAHAHA!
>Oh and the Joker is anti-racist, and the show centers mostly around the female villains
Not actually but a very real possibility,
especially since they're trying to use a comparison to TAS to promote it
>show centers mostly around the female villains
Oh no
They will not be sexy Anon. You know better by now.
Why would you brag about being very different from the universally loved show?
Because people that post on twitter are detached from reality.
In the full context, they said that this will be a less censored version of what they always intended BTAS to be.
>less censored version
Bullshit.
Raceswapping characters and turning others gay is censorship.
Will Deathstroke be a groomer like he was in Teen Titans?
I hope they use the Zone adaptation of Deathstroke instead
No, he's a Gun Control advocate now
I hate liberals so much
We all do, anon. We all do.
Even the HECKIN' bad guys don't agree with you, anon!
That villain just armed the neighborhood.
They don't think about you at all, redditfrog posting tourist
you will never be a woman you mentally ill troony
Why exactly would deathstroke give a shit?
It's fitting that the art sucks. Usually that's a dead give away for a poorly written comic.
why the frick would deathstroke care about that
also even if he did for some reason turn more hero momentarily, he would probably just vow to track down the killer and use a gun on him
you can tell a libshit wrote this because a normal gunowners reaction would be "there should have been a good person with a gun there, also guns dont kill people, people kill people" not OH NO SOMEONE USED A GUN FOR A BAD PURPOSE TIME TO THROW ALL OF MY GUNS AWAY
>WAIT A MINUTE...ARE YOU TELLING ME....GUNS....KILL PEOPLE?
>doesn't want there to be more gun violence
>leaves his entire arsenal in an open dumpster in public
Fricking brilliant
non comic book guy here, are you telling me deathstroke has never tried to kill anyon with a gun? is he a good guy that does gun kung fu?
Deathstroke is one of the most violent characters in comics
Deathstroke's whole deal is the only thing he genuine cares about is his own reputation as a mercenary. Like the the point where he lets one of his sons' throats get slit rather than betray a contract and then another son tries to become a mercenary, takes a contract in Deathstroke's name and dies, Deathstroke takes on the same contract but only because he wants to correct his perfect record.
of course not, he just uses a device that fires "sends to farm" bullets. Is not a gun
Ignoring the fact that American comic books have always been shit, why are they also uniquely pozzed? I’ve never seen a more woke medium.
Manga exists. Practically a gateway to troonyism.
>why the frick are comic writers such a bunch of libtards, and why are comics such a pozzed medium
>UHHHH MANGA MANGA TRANNIES MANGA TRANIME MANGA
Why is this always the reflexive go-to when people point out how shitty comics are? It's not even an attempt at defense, just desperately trying to change the subject.
Anon was talking about pozzed mediums and that sprang to mind. It's not even a change of subject since it's essentially the same genre, one is just read backwards.
One has produced actual great literature and art (manga) and the other is trash for manchildren with no coherency at all (American comics)
Sure thing Chang
What's a manga with artistic merit
>complaining about truthful statements being "go-to"
holy shit homosexual. frick off back to your safe space if it hurts
Anything with attractive women will inevitably create AGPs because AGP is just heterosexuality + erotic target location error. Are you against attractive women?
>e-girlbait
>attractive women
Not to mention the guys look like women too. It was only a matter of fricking time.
>Manga exists. Practically a gateway to troonyism.
No it's moeshit anime that does that. Mangachads don't fall for that shit.
American problem.
Nah, manga fanatics are e-girlcons. Comic book fans are 90% 40 year old manchildren and 10% trannies
Have you seen a weeb? It's a comic book fan on roids
I believe they hit a death spiral where the comic book revenue doesn't matter but maintaining the IP does. When the stakes have never been lower it makes room for hacks, nepotism, crude pandering , 'safe' work etc., but as long as it is cheaply done it doesn't matter (see this in action with Warren Beatty keeping his Dick Tracey rights). Because all of that infested publishers it also can't be easily reverted and there's very little guarantee that it would be profitable to make good comics, and a good comic doesn't have the traditional physical publication and distribution barriers if for whatever reason good artists and writers wanted to choose a trash medium.
https://www.comicsbeat.com/looking-at-npd-bookscan-2021-and-its-a-doozy/ this nerd goes into detail on the stats but basically superhero comics are barely a financial blip and are drowned out by captain underpants in the stats.
This is correct, comic books are a more niche interest despite the overwhelming popularity of the actual characters in the comics so the culture surrounding them is also more niche. They have a very particular circle of writers and authors who have leftist interests. Most comic book readers are also socially progressive rejects who retreat from normal society into consumerism for the sake of escapism. This is why fandoms in general have a lot of leftist people. Not to mention that animation/comic books in America have always been targeted towards children so the audience is more infantile and moronic
It's not correct. the majority of comic book writers up until a few years ago were right leaning.
>up until a few years ago
since when is '30' a few?
One of the Marvel writers was complaining on twitter that his peers were right leaning some 3-4 years ago
>American comic book golden age 1949-1989
>I didn't get into Hallmark's greeting card division with my diploma from Commercial Illustration School, guess I've got to slum it in Comic books for a while (goes on to invent several beloved characters, 40 year career)
>American comics now
>OH My science, I'm finally getting my dream job at DC/Marvel that I've obsessed about for 30+ years! I've read ALL the comics! (and nothing else) (goes on to write a bookthat reveals a beloved character is actually a gay and replace another beloved character with a frowny latina)
The inmates took over the asylum.
>Gen-1: Creatives with various influences, both fictional and real life, create Property X.
>Gen-2: Fans of Property X obsess over Property X, eventually get to make Property X and it's insanely self-referential.
>Gen-3: Property X tanks due to only speaking to a faction of its fandom, it either dies off or is taken over by people who'd rather be creating Property Z so they shoehorn X into Z's mold.
It's become notable in the last decade because it happened to mega-IPs like Star Trek and Star Wars, but it's also happened elsewhere.
It’s simple: because nobody gives a frick about them.
For example: the most sold American comic book in 2023 was a transformers comic with a whopping gross worldwide sales of: just over 100,000 copies. Worse yet, only about 20 other comics to come out this year sold over 75,000 copies.
For reference the most sold novel of 2023, “It ends with us” sold almost 4 million copies. And many many more novels sold close to that throughout the year.
Comics are irrelevant, nobody reads them, so the publishers just hire any weirdo to write them and don’t bother even questioning what they write. So it just became a place for maladjusted people who can’t get a writing job anywhere else. The amount of people who read this deathstroke comic is probably less than the population of most small towns in rural Appalachia.
People who don’t read aren’t going to want to read comics, people who do read are too discerning to read comics which are absolutely bottom of the barrel when it comes to story and writing.
Comics have always been shallow, unsubtle and moronic > Comic authors are comic fans > Comic authors are shallow, unsubtle and moronic.
>Comic authors are comic fans
Since when?
Since after the first generation of comic authors.
wasn't he the guy that spent years carrying out a blood grudge with a bunch of teenagers?
Wait a minute, Bor died even before humans learnt to make fire, how does he know what an Israel is?
What I can’t stand about modern writers is that they are incapable of writing a character that doesn’t conform to their own views. The whole point of writing is to explore characters who are wholly different from each other. Like, they can’t write a character they couldn’t imagine sharing a cup of coffee with.
They can’t write a character who has different views to them and make it understandable, like Bret Easton Ellis wrote Patrick Bateman as being an evil bastard with reprehensible views that the writer doesn’t personally agree with but he’s still the main character of the book because he’s interesting as a study.
Modern writers would be incapable of doing that, they’d make him only kill bad people and go on some diatribe about how white supremacy is bad or something.
Like pic related, one of Reddit’s favourite images because “wow even le epic jokerino punches nazis too. Epic!!” makes no sense. Why would Joker be against nazis for being racist? He’s an anarchist mass murder who believes human life has no inherent value and everything is just absurdist comedy, why would he feel strongly about nazism? He’s murdered children for fun throughout the years. Maybe if his beef with fascism is that it’s too rule-based and rigid and not “chaotic” enough or that racial supremacy is absurd because humans are all just lambs to the slaughter anyway or something equally edgy joker would say.
If the penguin or riddler said this, it would make sense, but not the joker. It’s like they don’t fundamentally understand the characters that they write. Like how the punisher is not pro-black lives matter and anti-cops now, when he has been shown to be a canonically racist bloodthirsty vigilante with an extreme hatred of any kind of criminal in the past. Why would he be liberal or pro-BLM?
>assault
that just means it has a stock
>high capacity
that's like 10+ bullets
>quick reload
that means non bolt action
In fact if you give a gun a stock media will call it all of that
Who? You mean Strokedeath?
God I hope so
>This new batman is described as very different from the best batman
>that's supposed to be a good thing
But what about hot sexualized female characters with coomer outfits? Thats what truly matters
Wont' be any. They already took away Harley's coomer outfit.
Then it's shit
I don't understand Batman "no kill" rule. I have seen comics and animation where he literally almost cripple bad guys but he thinks that's ok instead of killing?
"I will make you quadriplegic but at least you are alive. So I have the moral high ground"
It doesn't make sense
Its not supposed to be complicated. Its a comic book for little kids.
If Batman can judge who lives and who dies he's no longer batman, he's the punisher.
He lets the courts and justice system handle the criminals he ropes up
I don't know to much about the Punisher but he sounds more based and less hypocrite.
>Punisher
Has been fridged. But first, they resurrected his wife who told him "ewwww, I can't believe you kill people! I'm filling for divorce and I'll take all your shit! And I will KILL people because I'm a woman and I can do no wrong!"
isn't he the dude that almost killed all Marvel superheroes with only guns and knives?
>almost
It was a What If book so yes, but actually no.
I think he lured all the supers to the moon and then nuked it or something.
Batman was deeply traumatized by the murder of his parents, so he refuses to take life and make others experience what he went through. Batman views all life as sacred.
The real reason that people keep the "Batman never kills" rule is tradition. In terms of trying to create a meaningful, complex character it's a stupid rule. They just do it because that's how it's normally done and they're scared to steer off course. So much of Batman's potential is limited by these writers always making him strictly in the confines of good and evil. Zach Snyder was genuinely the only one who got it right. Let him kill, let him disregard human laws
Originally he did kill before housewives complained. Read his pulp predecessors like The Shadow, The Spider, or The Whisperer for masked crimefighters who cut the crap and use guns and kill criminals.
He killed in the very first issue he appeared in I think
You are correct. Golden Age superheroes were often way less corny or cheesy or gay than just about every generation of superheroes that came after them. That's because they evolved from the hero pulps where things were allowed to be more lurid.
The OG writers hated the whole Red Hood origin of Joker.
Bill Finger the creator of Batman wrote the Red hood story you moron
If you're getting into frequent physical altercations and using violence to subdue people there are gonna be at least a few who end up dead to regardless of intentions. Someone's gonna fall and crack their skull open,land on something sharp or die from some health condition.
It's because he can't kill off his popular rogues gallery since they need to constantly reappear in the comics. A Batman who sometimes uses lethal force is the logical conclusion of the character in film, as seen with Keaton and Affleck.
As a mature intellectual, I only watch cartoons that have graphic violence and really make you think, like Rick and Morty.
As a mature intellectual, I only watch the most dumbed down and childish cartoons, that's what real adults do.
Whos actually running this show. All I see is a bunch of c**ts with producer credits and some comicslop merchant as one of the writers.
>Be Nightwing
>extremely likable character
>Have a rich character history
>loved by comci book fans
>loved by comic book universe characters
Why doesn't DC just make some series or movies on Nightwing? He has the potential to be DC's Spiderman. Is DC moronic? What gives?
and no that moronic le mature take on titans with the black starfire doesn't count.
The only character allowed to overshadow Bats and Joker is Harley due to her lesbianism
>visual violence
>noir-like tone
>still doesn't kill
>still a Shadow rip-off
Do bat-gays really?
Batman is more kino than the Shadow.
How?
Similar but better concept and aesthetics. Not to mention better movies since this is Cinemaphile.
Only thing the Shadow does better is that he kills but so did OG Batman.
I wonder who could be behind this post...
where's the lie?
Dick Tracy was better than The Shadow :3 -imo.
WOW! CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE 2 FPS ANIMATION WITH LE BASED EPIC REDDIT GORE AND A SCRIPT WRITTEN BY LEQUISHA! HOPE ITS EXACTLY LIKE INVINCIBLE! (THE BEST SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW!)
The new Superman cartoon was good so watch this be absolute shit
>different form the ideal Batman
No thanks.
how BLACKED.COM will this be
with any luck, not very
not every piece of current media is like that
That cowl design is pretty bad
if the animation is near to that that would be nice
It's going to look like young justice. I can feel it
It's amazing how many animated adaptations DC makes and literally not a single one of them has good art direction or even resembles the art style of the comics they're based on
What animation? That's just art.
It's gonna be like this, minus the black and white
Batman: Bussin' Bizzy
>looks up executive producer
>JJ Abrams
D R O P P E D
A BATMAN CARTOON, BUT HECKIN DARK AND MATURE WITH SEX AND SWEARING??? OHHHH MY GOOOOOD THIS IS JUST LIKE RICK AND MORTY EPIC
Repeating yourself in caps lock won't make your post any funnier anon
Batman without Kevin isn't Batman.
y this homies ears keep getting taller and farther out every nnew show?
this was already cancelled
It got picked up by Amazon
Stupid looking ears, just like Affleck.
>b..but that's how it looked in the comic!
it was stupid looking then too.
i'll never trust western animation to be good, nor anyone who likes it. invincible is some of the worst rancid sloppa i've ever seen in my life and it came extremely highly recommended. avatar the last airbender was the last good one.
DC still releases good animated films from time to time
>more visual violence
>capeshit slop
yawn
thinking something like this is overdue but wary of it being released in the modern day
You are right to be wary. All the interviews about it imply it's going to be incredibly woke.
who will voice the bat now that Conroy is dead?
It'll probably be cool, but I can already tell it's gonna be massively pozzed
>this thing we are making is very different than what is considered the best product with Batman in it
i have no doubt about it.
excuse me but what does "kino" mean?
Can't wait.
>Noir
HAHAHAHA. They will never make any of the characters morally questionable.
>vigilante isn't merrily(!) questionable by default
>supported by the whole city. if this was a real noir Bruce will be dragged through the mud and is as miserable as possible or is getting slowly corrupted by Selena.
>nu DC
how many characters will be gay this time
Warner Bros are fricking moronic wtf
https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/batman-caped-crusader-amazon-after-hbo-max-chop/
Not surprised after killing the Snyderverse for James Gunn bullshit.
BTAS is probably my favorite Batman media and even then it's just a decent kids' cartoon, not anything truly amazing.
More Batman? Nothing original, just more Batman?
Doubt these bastards even watch the pulp serials that inspired Batman
You're not making a mature kids show. You're just killing a kids show. Darker and edgier shit should have a leash on them. Just look at Velma.
How is Velma dark and edgy? It's a cynical quip fest
Swearing is edgy for a kids show. You should view it as if as a kid is watching it.
>Batman: The Caped Crusader is described as very different to most universally acclaimed piece of Batman media
Bold. I mean, I don't expect them to remake BTAS, but is that really the franchise you want to distance yourself from? Why not say it's very different than the 150 Batman things that failed to gain steam in over the last decade?
Batman Beyond might be what they are trying to emulate in tone.
>VERY DIFFERENT
>MORE VISUAL VIOLENCE
I remember hearing these phrases somewhere recently.
Cartoons and films should return to classical storytelling where the build up is as important as the payoff
This show is mature despite its aesthetic catering exactly to children.
Batman: TAS is still to this day the definitive adaptation of Batman, this is another one of those "make way X" proclamations that never lives up to the hype. Also prepare for it to be crammed with women and minorities.
>Noir-like tone
So boring then? Noir shit is always boring.
I hope they let Bruce Timm out of his cave to make more waifus
Didnt he promote the Harley Quinn show? I think he is past his prime at this point
If it has israelites involved I'm not getting even remotely interested
>noir-like tone
Why didn't anyone think of that before?
they should make a batman but like really realistic like if there's a batman in our times what would he look like and do. could be that it's just a guy that thinks about doing batman stuff but doesn't do anything because there is no batman in our real life time. feel free to add to this idea
CBM's work better when they try to balance their common self vs their superhero alter-ego. One of many Batman films failings is Bruce is rarely challenged to be in a sticky situation and Batman basically Deus Ex the whole thing.
Ears too big
2/10 would not break every bone in your body
the only "caped crusader" is Adam West