>have a smart tv >all your media is on your tv >dont need any boxes
what do you have those boxes underneath for then? sorry, english is not my first language, dont know what its called. but people bought them to put tvs on, but yours is mounted to the wall, so whats the point?
>have firestick >no cable or physical media >tfw internet outtage
I really should pirate a bunch of shit just so I have something to do when that happens occasionally
that's where americans keep their leftover pizzas. every american household has an entertainment center originally meant for DVD players, sound systems, consoles, etc, but is now just used for pizza.
probably around the same time frame as OP maybe a little after
i was a bully though and always looked at my classmates and saw how soft and innocent they were while i was jaded
but my heart always yearned for their innocence and lack of worry or stress
pretty good, that was just childhood, a lifetime ago practically has no bearing on who i am now
1 year ago
Anonymous
NTA but I was abused and now I'm a cripplingly depressed incel. Lucked into a decent career, though, at least until I have another breakdown and lose it like my last one.
1 year ago
Anonymous
yeah those breakdowns will get you, i was surprised how jobs will work around them though i thought id just be fired for being mentally unstable but everyone's going through something and they understand
just take preventative actions (exercise, diet, sleep, reduce toxins, therapy) and dont wait for the breakdown to act and make changes
1 year ago
Anonymous
Find a goal
1 year ago
Anonymous
My goal is to retire as early as possible and drink myself to death.
Look how much soul is in that pic, compared to the utter soullnessness of OP's pic. God, I hate modern furniture, floorboards, plants, all of it. Bring back coloured walls, carpet, dimmer lighting.
N64 and Nintendo in general especially now is overrated dogshit only carried afloat by its manchildren fans trapped in the chasing of the dragon that is their childhood nostalgia.
This how my nights use to look like from 2004-2006. Bunch of soda, pizza, and chips. Just playing games all the way to the am
based and likewise.
all through the mid-late 90's through the mid 2000's my nights looked like this.
I remember when I bought Steel Battalion with the 40+ button controller and brought it to my friends house to play it on his dads projector with all our friends.
I was king shit for like 6 months.
>be nutritionally deprived >eat a bowl of cereal after school and then play video games until the crack of dawn with the boys >we order pizza >eat it, we're all in one hot stinky room eating greasy food, farming and having the time of our lives >pass out from being exhausted >wake up feeling like shit
fr fr bro I miss just spending all night playing video games you can't do that anymore those days are gone you'll never be able to just sit there playing video games all day and night ever again I'm so nostalgic for my youth when I say there inside all day staring at a screen I literally can't do that anymore I miss it so much you literally can't just sit there playing games all day anymore it's impossible.
I live with my best friends, we have our computers in one room. Work from home too so we just shoot the shit while working all day.
It's the dream. Honestly getting married one day and moving out to have kids on your own is gonna suck for a while. I feel like I'm always gonna mourn the loss of this.
I fricking hate this, it's funny it's sad the grandpa looks like he's alone and his situation will only get worse with time. You couldn't post this anywhere else on the internet because no one would give a shit or they'd call you an butthole for making fun of him but here he gets recognition. Because only here people understand, even if they can't help
This is why I want kids
Imagine this homie bragging about >muh pussy
This isn't even the worst. You should see what wine aunts look like when they turn 50
You live with your kids when you get older. Otherwise you turn out a sad sack.
It's also the reason why I'm not gonna have just one kid. At least three.
>woke up at 11pm today >lay in bed for an hour >only get up because i started crying >only thing to do today is go to the doctor in the morning because i've been shitting blood again
WHAT A LIFE
I woke up today around 6am after having a dream about reconciling and reuniting with the only girl I loved, was upset when I woke so I hastily microwaved some lasagna and then went back to sleep after eating it.
She's on another continent now bro, it's over and I let her go. She was a nice girl, I hope she's happy, genuinely. She loved me for who I was. It was just the right thing at the wrong time.
>one whole apple? for each kid? just cut them in half! those things don't grow on trees, you know!? >also, make sure the pizza has as much cheese on top of it as humanly possible
the local butcher sells both rectangle and stop sign pizzas. I have them in my freezer right now. I make them in the toaster and it has an auto shut off when the timer goes off so I leave the pizza in for about 15 minutes extra to simulate it sitting out in the lunch room so it's authentic.
how does this work. was this ability a requirement when she was hired? did she come up with it on her own? did her boss suggest it? does every employee do it?
Yes I would like the same! Only, miss, if you would be so kind, hold the glass with the opening facing inwards, towards your anus and release a might burst of flatulence! Then allow me to remove it from you and savor your exotic scent.
>tiny tv >plastic plant >dildo statue >switch >meme sound bar that is shittier than the default tv speakers >shitty lighting >not chicago deep dish pizza
>>not chicago deep dish pizza
i agree with everything you said but you lost it at this.
chicago deep dish is only eaten by homosexuals who don't actually like pizza.
nta but regular soda really fricked up my teeth as a kid (and weight of course)
At this point diet pretty much tastes the same as regular to me, but I still don't view it as being healthy and actually feels almost more unhealthy than regular soda
>How bad can it be?
I honestly have no idea.
I know some of the chemicals are extremely addictive, and addiction generally isn't good, but besides addiction symptoms, it's hard to say how bad they can potentially be to your body
>eats an entire pizza >dr pepper zero
are you my diabetic coworker?
I ate three slices, then did the same the next day. That's one of my favorite things about ordering a pizza, the meal lasts several days. Sometimes I like it cold. I have an air fryer with a pizza mode so it reheats almost better than I got it.
And yeah, type-2. I used to be addicted to sugary soda. There was a time I would go through a 2 liter bottle of soda a day, or a gallon of regular gatorade. It fricked up my system, I was really depressed at the time. When I went to the emergency room the doctor told me by all rights I should be comatose from the sugar in my system. I've replaced almost all of my soda with zero varieties and I routinely do three day fasts.
>heard they have a new pizza resturant >isn't that a bit cliche for this neighborhood? >its a pizza themed spa >what kind of services do they provide >massage with pepperoni scented oils >imagine a slice of relaxation
why was it so much easier making gaming friends in the past?
I remember meeting people in Ghost Recon lobbies on the original Xbox Live circa 2003 or something that I ended up gaming with for years, we knew everything about each other, birthdays, what they did for work, where they lived and went to school, their parents names.
Nobody does that shit anymore.
I play video games now and you're lucky if anyone even has a mic. You're lucky if someone even tries to add you as a friend. and if they do add you as a friend, they either never go online or never play the game that you met them on again.
I remember getting like two twelve packs of soda and a bunch of hotpockets in preparation for the weekend of gaming with all my online bros.
I miss it.
Cause every game has their own in-game friend system and tons of games no longer have voice chat or text chat. Then when it comes to games that do have vc/text majority of people are already in a discord talking to other people so don't bother talking in game. I still have friends that I talk with on discord from back in the 360 days that I met through playing cod and gta. Your best bet now is just trying to find discords to play games with people in and hope that you meet someone whos chill and you play similar games
There's a good chance that you yourself were more friendly and actually trying to make friends back then, part of being young and new to the online gaming environment
There's also the fact that a lot of people would stick to just 1 game at a time for months or years instead of bouncing around to a dozen different ones.
Online friendship peaked for me in World of Warcraft. Severs were pretty tightknit communities and you were forced to play with others or even if you weren't on each others friendslist, you'd still talk and group up together sometimes - could even add people to your friends list without them needing to add you.
Also, after having dozens or even hundreds of gaming friends come and go (on both sides of the friendship) I think people try to stay a bit distant or not get too close. Personally I'm also an antisocial pariah and a lot of the friends that I did make was only because I was using prescription drugs, and then when the drugs are gone my personallity reverts back to antisocial
For one?
for frodo?
and one for all
sneed
>have a smart tv
>all your media is on your tv
>dont need any boxes
what do you have those boxes underneath for then? sorry, english is not my first language, dont know what its called. but people bought them to put tvs on, but yours is mounted to the wall, so whats the point?
The sound bar?
Maybe he stores drinks in it
>nintendo switch
Nvm, chips then
this guy is talking about the desk/table/shelve thing under the tv
storage? the frick
>have firestick
>no cable or physical media
>tfw internet outtage
I really should pirate a bunch of shit just so I have something to do when that happens occasionally
that's where americans keep their leftover pizzas. every american household has an entertainment center originally meant for DVD players, sound systems, consoles, etc, but is now just used for pizza.
What you drinking with that anon?
Why are Americans so fat?
>Nederlands
>"American"
Because there are fatty fast food places around every corner. Instead of eating fresh produce many Americans eat McDonald, dominoes etc almost daily.
Fairly average amount of food for an average size person, I'd say.
Very average averaged size in america
What are you watching with the boys?
Your night will never be as good as my night
Did you drug those boys?
Don't you anon?
This how my nights use to look like from 2004-2006. Bunch of soda, pizza, and chips. Just playing games all the way to the am
i was abused at home
i never got to play or be a kid
When?
probably around the same time frame as OP maybe a little after
i was a bully though and always looked at my classmates and saw how soft and innocent they were while i was jaded
but my heart always yearned for their innocence and lack of worry or stress
I'm sorry. Maybe we could have been friends and you could have hung out at my house and played some games and have some snacks.
How did things work out for you in the end?
pretty good, that was just childhood, a lifetime ago practically has no bearing on who i am now
NTA but I was abused and now I'm a cripplingly depressed incel. Lucked into a decent career, though, at least until I have another breakdown and lose it like my last one.
yeah those breakdowns will get you, i was surprised how jobs will work around them though i thought id just be fired for being mentally unstable but everyone's going through something and they understand
just take preventative actions (exercise, diet, sleep, reduce toxins, therapy) and dont wait for the breakdown to act and make changes
Find a goal
My goal is to retire as early as possible and drink myself to death.
I remember my school friends would get really quiet because my dad would whip me with power cords for not knowing the names of tools
JFC
Well did it work? Name me 20 tools without googling.
You should feel blessed, power cords are going exstinct
I was overweight and lacked self-confidence/worth as a kid and eventually all the lads except me had GFs and got to experience relationships
Lmao owned
Get help freak
malding
Look how much soul is in that pic, compared to the utter soullnessness of OP's pic. God, I hate modern furniture, floorboards, plants, all of it. Bring back coloured walls, carpet, dimmer lighting.
same, I played through Halo 1 and 2 coop about 50 times. Had to blow into the xbox to make it work
>xbox
fricking newbie, its n64 of playstation 1 or nothing
N64 and Nintendo in general especially now is overrated dogshit only carried afloat by its manchildren fans trapped in the chasing of the dragon that is their childhood nostalgia.
We would have LAN parties and wire up 10+ people to play blood gulch over and over
you and me both brother
so good
based and likewise.
all through the mid-late 90's through the mid 2000's my nights looked like this.
I remember when I bought Steel Battalion with the 40+ button controller and brought it to my friends house to play it on his dads projector with all our friends.
I was king shit for like 6 months.
Damn I can't believe I took my childhood for granted.
take me back
>that queer sleeping next to the pile of shoes
fricking footgays deserve the rope
>be nutritionally deprived
>eat a bowl of cereal after school and then play video games until the crack of dawn with the boys
>we order pizza
>eat it, we're all in one hot stinky room eating greasy food, farming and having the time of our lives
>pass out from being exhausted
>wake up feeling like shit
Those were the days
fr fr bro I miss just spending all night playing video games you can't do that anymore those days are gone you'll never be able to just sit there playing video games all day and night ever again I'm so nostalgic for my youth when I say there inside all day staring at a screen I literally can't do that anymore I miss it so much you literally can't just sit there playing games all day anymore it's impossible.
I'm 29 it's unironically impossible to make friends
I wish it were possible but friends are all gays who take life WAY too seriously
>the lucky bros who actually got a blanket
Goddam
>heres your blanket bro
>hands you a beach towel
If it covers your whole body then it's a blanket
There's no cartridge in the N64...
there are two of them. One with the cartridge is to the left
>no Black folk
Look what they took from you
GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
I live with my best friends, we have our computers in one room. Work from home too so we just shoot the shit while working all day.
It's the dream. Honestly getting married one day and moving out to have kids on your own is gonna suck for a while. I feel like I'm always gonna mourn the loss of this.
that sounds awesome anon, have you got a pic of the setup?
I never had friends
frick im hungry
you bringing the extended family over for movie night?
Well at least he didn't put that awful sweet relish on it
My dad's going to die soon.
come out of the closet before he dies
What's wrong with this? I make lunches like this all the time
I use a george foreman to cook my bologna
bless his heart
🙁
Thanks to this place I found a new comfy channel to watch. 🙂
I fricking hate this, it's funny it's sad the grandpa looks like he's alone and his situation will only get worse with time. You couldn't post this anywhere else on the internet because no one would give a shit or they'd call you an butthole for making fun of him but here he gets recognition. Because only here people understand, even if they can't help
You can volunteer at a nursing home, anon.
half of his channel is him talking about working in the movie business
This is why I want kids
Imagine this homie bragging about >muh pussy
This isn't even the worst. You should see what wine aunts look like when they turn 50
What the frick getting kids have to do with being like that. Cope
You live with your kids when you get older. Otherwise you turn out a sad sack.
It's also the reason why I'm not gonna have just one kid. At least three.
This is what life is.
You do your best and the world just fricks you over and over and over.
>not IMOs
that pizza sucks
the sign of a liberal nog lover
Not as good as mine I got pain killers friendo
>woke up at 11pm today
>lay in bed for an hour
>only get up because i started crying
>only thing to do today is go to the doctor in the morning because i've been shitting blood again
WHAT A LIFE
I woke up today around 6am after having a dream about reconciling and reuniting with the only girl I loved, was upset when I woke so I hastily microwaved some lasagna and then went back to sleep after eating it.
your soul is trying to get your attention anon, strip away the projections and get her back
She's on another continent now bro, it's over and I let her go. She was a nice girl, I hope she's happy, genuinely. She loved me for who I was. It was just the right thing at the wrong time.
>She's on another continent now bro
I said YOUR soul, not the hook its currently stuck on. No woman your soul.
My soul is liberated from this realm and has been as long as I can remember. I'm not really here.
Cute
Based and nighttimepilled
If I have three slices of pizza I feel like a fat frick. How can someone take down that much?
Bro I can eat a whole domino's LARGE by myself in under an hour and im not even fat. Get on murifat level.
Tell the other 10 people who are there with you we say hi
My Macdonald’s used to look like that then they hired a bunch of college kids now they do shit like forget cheese on a cheeseburger.
stop
I can still fricking taste that pizza and corn. Amazing how little food I needed to survive the day back then
>one whole apple? for each kid? just cut them in half! those things don't grow on trees, you know!?
>also, make sure the pizza has as much cheese on top of it as humanly possible
the chocolate milk now has vitamin R
>tfw calzone day
>tfw CHURRO day
I can still remember the chicken nuggets
the local butcher sells both rectangle and stop sign pizzas. I have them in my freezer right now. I make them in the toaster and it has an auto shut off when the timer goes off so I leave the pizza in for about 15 minutes extra to simulate it sitting out in the lunch room so it's authentic.
My mcdonald's doesn't have waiters D:
absolute unit
>t.wear a mask you're putting my health at risk
These type of people need not to exist
now thats a proper munchybox
I love pizza bros
I had this problem. Restaraunts use semolina flour which helps it slide off, I guess.
>Loads a pizza with a woodfire oven paddle onto a standing open top bbq.
moron.
honestly it the human body got perfect nutrition from pizza and it was no issue to eat daily, I wouldn’t care
Just woke up to arrhythmia and had a mild panic attack
I SEE.. FOUR.. SUGERS
underrated
Wow you really needed a fancy robot arm for that instead of just a simple conveyor belt.
this is ai generated and it's also a troony.
If you get rid of that distracting plant and statue, you can buy a bigger TV
You are going to fart. Alot.
I bet you are fat.
New marching band kino just dropped too
The japs never fail to amaze me.
there's only 1 boy in that whole band wtf
this is pretty amazing
i think there's another in the back too
what is the name of the last song they play. I've heard it in so many movies
how does this work. was this ability a requirement when she was hired? did she come up with it on her own? did her boss suggest it? does every employee do it?
She put it on her resume. she studied it in college. her name is Florence.
disgusting
her ass sure can take a lot of head
Yes I would like the same! Only, miss, if you would be so kind, hold the glass with the opening facing inwards, towards your anus and release a might burst of flatulence! Then allow me to remove it from you and savor your exotic scent.
ugh, what if the glass shattered between her buttcheeks
What a raw hog.
Name or source?
Genuinely: why
you can actually tell thats cold in the middle as well
No other reason than to get likes on tiktok. It's a big trend to waste food in the weirdest way.
It’s a troll account. They do it all the time
why is she eating play-doh?
>Get yourself a trad girl they said.
>She will clean and cook for you they said
>this is the shit she cooks
>ground beef still raw in spots
Beautiful beef wellington
enjoy a slice with The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) now and Excalibur (1981) next @ https://bongstream.live/north2/
next is Hackers (1995)
next: Repo Man (1984)
>tiny tv
>plastic plant
>dildo statue
>switch
>meme sound bar that is shittier than the default tv speakers
>shitty lighting
>not chicago deep dish pizza
failed on every step.
>>not chicago deep dish pizza
i agree with everything you said but you lost it at this.
chicago deep dish is only eaten by homosexuals who don't actually like pizza.
>>not chicago deep dish pizza
have a nice day.
>Past a certain age, a woman with enthusiasm can be a bad thing
Is OP watching BlacKKKlansman?
that's alot of za's tough guy
'za on the 'log
Ordered this last night because of the last of these threads someone made.
Great now I want to order a pizza
that's a fine lookin' 'za
Yeah, I tried a new place. It was pretty good overall. I love trying out local pizzarias that aren't part of a chain.
It was the final episode. Kinda sad apparently it's the end of the series. There's talk about them doing a spin-off just about Reigan.
>It was the final episode
>That whole ayy arc.
Nothing ever comes of it.
mob psycho 100 s3? Are you pre or post broccoli tree ark?
>diet soda
Good job, anon. Wouldn't want to get fat.
why add even more calories of the worst kind: HFCS? Also I doubt he ate the whole pizza.
>why add even more calories of the worst kind
>this is what fat morons actually believe
nta but regular soda really fricked up my teeth as a kid (and weight of course)
At this point diet pretty much tastes the same as regular to me, but I still don't view it as being healthy and actually feels almost more unhealthy than regular soda
Diet Coke is the drink of choice for almost every Illuminati lizard person CEO since the 80s. How bad can it be?
>How bad can it be?
I honestly have no idea.
I know some of the chemicals are extremely addictive, and addiction generally isn't good, but besides addiction symptoms, it's hard to say how bad they can potentially be to your body
I ate three slices, then did the same the next day. That's one of my favorite things about ordering a pizza, the meal lasts several days. Sometimes I like it cold. I have an air fryer with a pizza mode so it reheats almost better than I got it.
And yeah, type-2. I used to be addicted to sugary soda. There was a time I would go through a 2 liter bottle of soda a day, or a gallon of regular gatorade. It fricked up my system, I was really depressed at the time. When I went to the emergency room the doctor told me by all rights I should be comatose from the sugar in my system. I've replaced almost all of my soda with zero varieties and I routinely do three day fasts.
I'm gonna order 2 pizzas tomorrow just because of you guys. Thanks anons.
>eats an entire pizza
>dr pepper zero
are you my diabetic coworker?
where's the soda pop and dessert?
Just picked up some delicious Tim Horton's pizza
That looks like it's been sitting out for a few days.
WHAT movie is OP watching?
Is this really a small mid-movie snack for americans?
One pie at a time or one slice from each?
>polishing off some beers while I watch columbo
feeling good lads
>heard they have a new pizza resturant
>isn't that a bit cliche for this neighborhood?
>its a pizza themed spa
>what kind of services do they provide
>massage with pepperoni scented oils
>imagine a slice of relaxation
Jeffrey?
>it's getting late guys, I'm going to bed
>alright see you tomorrow
>last online 15 years ago
I'm all that's left now.
why was it so much easier making gaming friends in the past?
I remember meeting people in Ghost Recon lobbies on the original Xbox Live circa 2003 or something that I ended up gaming with for years, we knew everything about each other, birthdays, what they did for work, where they lived and went to school, their parents names.
Nobody does that shit anymore.
I play video games now and you're lucky if anyone even has a mic. You're lucky if someone even tries to add you as a friend. and if they do add you as a friend, they either never go online or never play the game that you met them on again.
I remember getting like two twelve packs of soda and a bunch of hotpockets in preparation for the weekend of gaming with all my online bros.
I miss it.
Everyone had voice chat and no one was a sensitive snowflake. Pretty easy to find bros.
Cause every game has their own in-game friend system and tons of games no longer have voice chat or text chat. Then when it comes to games that do have vc/text majority of people are already in a discord talking to other people so don't bother talking in game. I still have friends that I talk with on discord from back in the 360 days that I met through playing cod and gta. Your best bet now is just trying to find discords to play games with people in and hope that you meet someone whos chill and you play similar games
the entire nature of the internet and how we interact with it changed
There's a good chance that you yourself were more friendly and actually trying to make friends back then, part of being young and new to the online gaming environment
There's also the fact that a lot of people would stick to just 1 game at a time for months or years instead of bouncing around to a dozen different ones.
Online friendship peaked for me in World of Warcraft. Severs were pretty tightknit communities and you were forced to play with others or even if you weren't on each others friendslist, you'd still talk and group up together sometimes - could even add people to your friends list without them needing to add you.
Also, after having dozens or even hundreds of gaming friends come and go (on both sides of the friendship) I think people try to stay a bit distant or not get too close. Personally I'm also an antisocial pariah and a lot of the friends that I did make was only because I was using prescription drugs, and then when the drugs are gone my personallity reverts back to antisocial
cool fleshlight