You get a Meeseeks box, but the catch is that you can only summon one Meeseeks. What will you tell him to do?
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You get a Meeseeks box, but the catch is that you can only summon one Meeseeks. What will you tell him to do?
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Build a new box with no restrictions.
Make me a thousand Meeseeks refills.
Mr Meeseeks, I want anime to be real
>t. didn't watch the show
Meseeks aren't magical genies and have no special powers. There's a lot of shit they can't do. They're just very persistent servants.
Nothing you just said would stop them from trying, you sourpuss.
And that's stopping Meeseeks from creating anime girl robots how?
I see no problem with a Meeseeks endlessly, desperately slaughtering Commies, Anon.
Killing Communists isn't hard Stalin killed 16 million of them, hell Mao killed 20 Million.
Get me a better Meeseeks box.
This is a laughably obvious you should be able to solve this situation.
Destroy all communists, especially the ones who pretend not to be
Shannon Brandt did nothing wrong.
I don't know who that is but I'm going to assume I disagree in which case you're wrong
>I don't know who that is
Rhymes with Doogal.
bump
Mr meeseeks, i want you to take three pumps off my nut game!
Work a 9-5 job to support me shitposting on Cinemaphile.
Tell him to not worry about his existence, therefore turning him into a friend.
He would disappear right after that.
Easy. Get me a girlfriend.
woweee anon, i asked every girl in the city and she's the only one who's into you! If you wont date her of your own free will im gonna have to do something drastic! im mr meeseeks look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks, I would like for you to shoot me in the head
>not dating Sucrose long enough to get a cut of her troony cartoon money
>use the money to buy a better girlfriend
Low test and low brainpan.
Whatever you say anon! IM MR MEESEEKS, FACE THE WALL PLEASE!
Have him grind my games that have become more like jobs than fun.
Mr.Meeseeks, be my loving wife for the rest of my life
I think that would just make him/it/her want to kill you so that ends sooner
Either way, I win
Make me a youtube career that makes bank.
one at the time or just one in general?
the wording needs to be more specific.
Can you ask Meeseeks to provide you sexual pleasure? Can they refuse?
I'd tell him to kill himself
Mr Meeseeks, find me a loyal boyfriend with the facial structure of Vergil DMC, Leon Scott Kennedy, or if you're really out of options just get me the cutest boy with a european accent and baritone voice you can, thank you
it's difficult searching for perfection out here on my own
Tell him not to die kek
But for real teach me to draw
suck my wiener and lick my balls and finger my butthole