no woman is a lesbian if she's fricked right by a man
lesbianism is pure cope with the fact that a chick thinks she's never going to get dick
it's literally just empty carton bitterness syndrome, but as a pseudo sexuality
hmm well then she'd be happy to learn that I recently discovered that I am a woman as well, and it would be bigoted and transphobic of her to reject me 🙂
Non-porn lesbians are hilarious. They beat the shit out of each other in much higher rates than straight couples because women hate being manipulated by women, too.
are you kidding her voice is half the reason she's so frickable. like sarah silverman. women with rough voices make me diamonds, would do patty & selma too.
It must be hard to be a celebrity dating and I respect them for still doing that. You always have to worry about gold diggers or breakups tanking your career, or managing two equally ambitious egos that can compete against each other for roles, or having a very limited pool where everyone is up in your gossip. Kudos to them.
Ehm, 2nd gen chink here, I was meant to go to Chinese language school when I was a kid.
I didn't learn anything at all, used the opportunity to only play with other kids.
My vag like an operatic ballad
Your vag like Grandpa's cabbage
And my vag, effortless
Your vag post ads on Craigslist
My vag squirt aloe vera
Your vag look like Tony Danza
My vag, like tasting heaven
Your vag manage a 7-Eleven
Yo my vag makes a girl's panties cream
Your vag spread Hepatitis C
And my vag a Chrome Range Rover
Your vag, Hatchback '81 Toyota
Yo my vag, Harvard Law School
Your vag, Apex Technical
My vag speak five different languages
It told your vag b***h make me a sandwich
Yo my vag feel like winning the lottery
Your shit got turned done from e-Harmony
My vag won best vag
Your vag won best supporting vag
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
It's time, that was let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
My vag got built-in utilities
Your fat ass is on disability
My vag, a Beyoncé weave
Your vag a polyester K-Mart hairpiece
My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty
Your vag like James Lipton's booty
And my vag, it's ornamental
Your vag is a five-hour PBS special
My vag feed the homeless
Your vag date the homeless
My vag make the dim less
Your vag couldn't pass a HIV test
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
My vag is Godfather 1
And your is vag Godfather 3
And my vag, got a big ass gun
Your vag is like pineapple cottage cheese
My vag got 12-inch gold wheels
And your vag got bird poop on the windshield
My vag beats your vag by a million
Your vag is frightening like Serena Williams
It's time, that was let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
This was unironically her big break
A song with vag in every line
Where the frick is that Cinemaphile Black person books big break
Women really are fricking c**ts
Her annoying voice ruined that raya dragon movie
>Moonfaced chink >Basic b***h Sarah Silverman tier comedy about "my pussy" and "my anus" and "my period"
What do chinks think overseas having this nasty looking stereotype waddling around Hollywood, adding to everyone's ire towards orientals? Lucy Liu is somewhat pretty, but not this creature and her nasty personality
See
I had to show my zoomer lesbian (definitely sexually-abused cope lesbian) roommate Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" just so that she'd know the song wasn't original. b***h even argued with me that My Dick was based on My Vag.
>Medieval setting where matriarchy is the norm, men live under impoverished circumstances while women hold high and noble positions. She-knights would bully working men, taverns staff, bartenders and entertainers by feeding them with their pussy juices under the tables or behind the inn. Some would like it and some would hate it.
Awkwafina could voice the pet companion to one of the characters
>Moonfaced chink >Basic b***h Sarah Silverman tier comedy about "my pussy" and "my anus" and "my period"
What do chinks think overseas having this nasty looking stereotype waddling around Hollywood, adding to everyone's ire towards orientals? Lucy Liu is somewhat pretty, but not this creature and her nasty personality
We don't even consider women like Awkwafina as "Asian" more like "American Asian" or ABC (American Born Chinese). We see America as the country where ethnics go to birth insufferable children.
I had to show my zoomer lesbian (definitely sexually-abused cope lesbian) roommate Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" just so that she'd know the song wasn't original. b***h even argued with me that My Dick was based on My Vag.
It's not even an original in terms of a "reply" song.
I only know of this because Norm Macdonald had her on NML and him reciting some of the lyrics was pretty funny.
You just know it did a number on her ego. Wish I was there for her. Not to console her, just let her rant for a bit about how people call her Cigar Frog or whatever, when you let Americanized Asians do that they put out immediately after, you can get 'em to do unbelievable things. And unbelievable is definitely an adjective I would use to describe the things I wish to do to that shovel-jawed twinkie.
I remember having one of the most stomach clenching laughs on my life with the chinese censoring leaks or whatever, and how they would refer to her as Cigar Frog and people here would try to decipher what it meant
Those where good times
>chinese censoring leaks or whatever, >refer to her as Cigar Frog
What?
I thought cigar frog was just a meme name for her
Explain please anon I need a laugh
weak jawlines are unnattractive anywhere and the shang-chi dude literally has no jaw
I know it's hard for a moron casting director to put on the shoes of another culture, because all they see is a chink and nothing else, but that's a fricking easy one
You have to believe that this has to be intentional
I mean you look up any qt asian and they are all stick think 3.14s but there is 4 uggo blobs
Though 2nd from right I found her face kinda cute some times in that everything movie
I legit can't tell which is Awkwafina. They all have the same god damn face and I can only spot Awkwafina whne she's in her typical clothing and hairstyle.
>They all have the same god damn face
They really fricking do. Christ
I legit can't tell which is Awkwafina. They all have the same god damn face and I can only spot Awkwafina whne she's in her typical clothing and hairstyle.
She slid into extreme paranoia, thought people were tracking her and she was being gang stalked, then she broke up with me shortly after giving a few different reasons that didn't really add up
Nah, more likely she simply has enough money and recognition that she doesn't have to do all that bullshit work and can just spend a couple hours a week in her home office recording sound files.
Movie star beauty really fell off a cliff. It used to be you were measured by a level of beauty standard. When israeliteesses like the one working on The Witcher wanted to change what was considered beautiful, we got flooded with abominations like Awkwafina and Zendaya
Only an "Asian-American" woman can get away with having a name that dumb. If you thought white women weren't funny, then try watching any shit Awkwachinka put out. She is wretchedly unfunny.
Is there a photo of her having a nipslip yet? Or slightly transparent top that reveals her nipples and areolae? Most celebrities have at least one out there. I need to fap
And I don’t know why she was forced into so many things, I don’t know her as a person so can’t comment on that but her acting is shitty and she’s painfully not hot
I’ve hooked up with a Japanese foreign exchange girl that was hotter
Ahh man this happened to me and my life was heavily damaged (jk everyone loved it) >Be me >Known for drawing good and for drawing pictures of my friends in highschool >Asian girl I know asked me to sketch her fast >I drew her eyes exactly how they look >Get called racist >The couple people who were calling me racist were told they are moronic and the picture is good >The Asian girl loved the picture >Tried to bang the Asian girl >Nope jpg >I'm incredibly ugly and still a 23 year old virgin
I would let her aqua my fina if you know what I mean
Huh?
same
but she's not allowed to talk
With those teeth?
how can you quit something you never started
She was good in Shang-chi
she was acceptable in RaTLD, for me she will always be Sisu.
>sexu
where cloaca?
She's not good in anything, "unattractive, unfunny female friend" is a trope nobody wants in any medium
I think she's cute unironically and I would marry her.
She's a lesbian
Time for some dyke breaking
It's over
no woman is a lesbian if she's fricked right by a man
lesbianism is pure cope with the fact that a chick thinks she's never going to get dick
it's literally just empty carton bitterness syndrome, but as a pseudo sexuality
Schizo post
Dumb troon post. KYS
That just means she likes what I like.
>t. Drake
>shoves corndog in mouth
hmm well then she'd be happy to learn that I recently discovered that I am a woman as well, and it would be bigoted and transphobic of her to reject me 🙂
I would correctively rape her until she was straight again.
that only makes me love her more
Non-porn lesbians are hilarious. They beat the shit out of each other in much higher rates than straight couples because women hate being manipulated by women, too.
.....no she isn't.
Did you frick her?
lmao the amount of anons who went along with random misiniformation
I'm fascinated with how wide her face is
The second she speaks she's got that raspy queens voice though, and she swears like a sailor. It's ridiculously unattractive.
are you kidding her voice is half the reason she's so frickable. like sarah silverman. women with rough voices make me diamonds, would do patty & selma too.
owari da...
Same , shes cute , shes in some dogshit movies and shows though...
no
You fricking eunuch
BILLIONS must go awwww
She’s on Raya btw in case any of you monied autists were somehow allowed to join.
This is the second reference to this app I've seen in as many days. Is this soft shilling?
People have known about Raya forever. It's a celebrity invite-only thing, you literally cannot shill it.
It must be hard to be a celebrity dating and I respect them for still doing that. You always have to worry about gold diggers or breakups tanking your career, or managing two equally ambitious egos that can compete against each other for roles, or having a very limited pool where everyone is up in your gossip. Kudos to them.
I literally thought you were both talking about the Raya dragon movie that no one saw, which she was coincidentally in. No idea what service Raya is.
Good. She deserves to be bullied because she didn't want to learn chinese with grandparents and had to learn at uni. Absolute KWAB, I tell you what
Ehm, 2nd gen chink here, I was meant to go to Chinese language school when I was a kid.
I didn't learn anything at all, used the opportunity to only play with other kids.
remember the swah remember my song in the swamp when I was like wah chica wah wah
Not my problem
Ugly people shouldn't be in Hollywood
Gay
Nope he's right ugly people should be my sex slave not Hollywood's sex slave
Those are some big teeth
And they are off center
Post teeth
didn't stop tom cruise
why'd you post one of her characters?
or she is pushing 40 and there's a fresh new crop of women
We need to bully her more because she ruined kung fu panda
My vag like an operatic ballad
Your vag like Grandpa's cabbage
And my vag, effortless
Your vag post ads on Craigslist
My vag squirt aloe vera
Your vag look like Tony Danza
My vag, like tasting heaven
Your vag manage a 7-Eleven
Yo my vag makes a girl's panties cream
Your vag spread Hepatitis C
And my vag a Chrome Range Rover
Your vag, Hatchback '81 Toyota
Yo my vag, Harvard Law School
Your vag, Apex Technical
My vag speak five different languages
It told your vag b***h make me a sandwich
Yo my vag feel like winning the lottery
Your shit got turned done from e-Harmony
My vag won best vag
Your vag won best supporting vag
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
It's time, that was let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
My vag got built-in utilities
Your fat ass is on disability
My vag, a Beyoncé weave
Your vag a polyester K-Mart hairpiece
My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty
Your vag like James Lipton's booty
And my vag, it's ornamental
Your vag is a five-hour PBS special
My vag feed the homeless
Your vag date the homeless
My vag make the dim less
Your vag couldn't pass a HIV test
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
It's time, that we let the world know
Bitch, your vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vegana is 50 times better than a penis
My vag is Godfather 1
And your is vag Godfather 3
And my vag, got a big ass gun
Your vag is like pineapple cottage cheese
My vag got 12-inch gold wheels
And your vag got bird poop on the windshield
My vag beats your vag by a million
Your vag is frightening like Serena Williams
It's time, that was let the world know
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
>My vag squirt aloe vera
>Your vag look like Tony Danza
This was unironically her big break
A song with vag in every line
Where the frick is that Cinemaphile Black person books big break
Women really are fricking c**ts
Her annoying voice ruined that raya dragon movie
See
>My vag feed the homeless
I don't get it
She let homeless eat out her pussy
That... sounds like a great idea for a doujin.
>Medieval setting where matriarchy is the norm, men live under impoverished circumstances while women hold high and noble positions. She-knights would bully working men, taverns staff, bartenders and entertainers by feeding them with their pussy juices under the tables or behind the inn. Some would like it and some would hate it.
Awkwafina could voice the pet companion to one of the characters
>Moonfaced chink
>Basic b***h Sarah Silverman tier comedy about "my pussy" and "my anus" and "my period"
What do chinks think overseas having this nasty looking stereotype waddling around Hollywood, adding to everyone's ire towards orientals? Lucy Liu is somewhat pretty, but not this creature and her nasty personality
We don't even consider women like Awkwafina as "Asian" more like "American Asian" or ABC (American Born Chinese). We see America as the country where ethnics go to birth insufferable children.
I had to show my zoomer lesbian (definitely sexually-abused cope lesbian) roommate Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" just so that she'd know the song wasn't original. b***h even argued with me that My Dick was based on My Vag.
It's not even an original in terms of a "reply" song.
I only know of this because Norm Macdonald had her on NML and him reciting some of the lyrics was pretty funny.
Holy shit.
Your welcome. Yes, us chuds are THAT powerful 😉
Didn't Black people try to cancel her for having the wrong accent?
AFLA -ACK
You just know it did a number on her ego. Wish I was there for her. Not to console her, just let her rant for a bit about how people call her Cigar Frog or whatever, when you let Americanized Asians do that they put out immediately after, you can get 'em to do unbelievable things. And unbelievable is definitely an adjective I would use to describe the things I wish to do to that shovel-jawed twinkie.
I remember having one of the most stomach clenching laughs on my life with the chinese censoring leaks or whatever, and how they would refer to her as Cigar Frog and people here would try to decipher what it meant
Those where good times
>chinese censoring leaks or whatever,
>refer to her as Cigar Frog
What?
I thought cigar frog was just a meme name for her
Explain please anon I need a laugh
I think I have only seen her in that shitty renfield movie and she was pretty terrible in that
I could be fully misremembering but I think it was because she has a big wide mouth like a frog, and then a raspy voice, like she smokes cigars
>Actors deemed deliberately unattractive.
Ngl I love china
Not enough to move there but I would be the perfect bug and fight and die for my nation if I was born there
>the CCP are DUNC pilled
another victory for Villeneuve
weak jawlines are unnattractive anywhere and the shang-chi dude literally has no jaw
I know it's hard for a moron casting director to put on the shoes of another culture, because all they see is a chink and nothing else, but that's a fricking easy one
none of that happened, incel.
Id comfort her , tell her quit acting and move with me to Montana. We would ride bikes and watch old movies and Id have a half breed kid with her.
She's likeable. Shitty actress though
BLEACHED
damn she is one ugly flat faced chink. Look at those fricked up teeth, just nauseating
heh
Damn she looks like a stereotype
I thought Awkwafina was pretty good in this movie.
You have to believe that this has to be intentional
I mean you look up any qt asian and they are all stick think 3.14s but there is 4 uggo blobs
Though 2nd from right I found her face kinda cute some times in that everything movie
anon they just look like average asians. there's literally endless asian women who look like this and worse.
>they are all stick think 3.14s
what time is it in New Delhi?
Haha it's funny cause she's not in that movie and they all look the sama haha....
>They all have the same god damn face
They really fricking do. Christ
I legit can't tell which is Awkwafina. They all have the same god damn face and I can only spot Awkwafina whne she's in her typical clothing and hairstyle.
She is none of them moron.
she's the one who made that vegana song?
I go to toon kong
She's going to be in the next Avengers movie. Fighting Kang, Beyonder and Galactus.
I dated an Asian girl from Queens for 8 years and now I'm only attracted to women like this, help me bros...
How was her pussy
Impossibly, sometimes uncomfortably tight. We took each others' virginities
Sounds annoying. I had one like that once and I dumped her after fist date, can't deal wuth that annoyance during sex.
Why did you break up? Was it because of that?
She slid into extreme paranoia, thought people were tracking her and she was being gang stalked, then she broke up with me shortly after giving a few different reasons that didn't really add up
Damn, sorry to hear that but sounds like you dodged a bullet anon. Hope you doing well now
Help you with having good taste?
There are millions of thots in NYC, surely the Queens chink ratio isn't that high
>surely the Queens chink ratio isn't that high
sad
just have daughters
and you're million year old y chromosome?
Why does she sound like she's 50 years old?
looks like she should be in the gorillaz
>If Awkafina had a presence in 2010 she'd probably be the new voice of Noodle
Bullet dodged I guess
I only know this phenotype from 00's rough sex pornography.
She smells
I would frick awkwa and I’m not even ashamed ti admit it
What an ugly chink abomination
Do you think she squeals just as autistically during sex as she does in her movies?
didn't bully her enough if she's still doing voice acting
Good.
HEY!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Sextina with Awkwafina. :3
shes a chinese 8. which is a japanese 2
Used to be that an Asian with a heavy AAVE accent was the hottest woman you could possibly hope for. Not anymore. Everyone's a gay rightoid now.
She has that "Americanized Asian Trashy bawd" vibe i absolutely despise.
That's the only sort of Asian I like
I wanted to like Renfield but every scene with her dragged the movie down really hard.
Deserved it for singing that Scuttlebutt song.
would
agreed
>this is a 10/10 in muttistan
I’m mtf by the way.
Utterly unremarkable in every possible way. You simps are brain damaged.
I like her little pudge
I can’t believe her parents named her that. She could have had a good strong name like Dasani.
sucks she's lesbian, I would have married her
>All these posts saying she's cute
When the frick did that happen? Last I checked everyone on Cinemaphile hated her except me.
we're you, from the future
everything gets worse anon
but aquafina is still cute
Aw(kwab)fina
What cartoon? Alvin and the Chipmunks?
Nah, more likely she simply has enough money and recognition that she doesn't have to do all that bullshit work and can just spend a couple hours a week in her home office recording sound files.
WAKEUP WAKEUP WAKEUP
Her song is the only thing I remember from nu disney
We haven't gone too far enough.
We need to go deeper.
Yeah cause we totally said her voice wasn't literally the worst the thing about her.
And she's doing a awful job, she don't even makes an effort, is just her normal voice
Expanding her artistic range, instead of playing a cartoon bird she'll play a cartoon soap bubble.
She's fat
She's fine-a.
Movie star beauty really fell off a cliff. It used to be you were measured by a level of beauty standard. When israeliteesses like the one working on The Witcher wanted to change what was considered beautiful, we got flooded with abominations like Awkwafina and Zendaya
STOP THE BULLYING
STOP IT
would. also there's no proof she's a dyke you all lied to me itt.
At first glance I would swear that face was AI generated. What a hideous specimen.
I think she's a cutie. You people are crazy.
She has a face for voice acting
Thank GOD! This dumb chink with that stupid name is so fricking annoying. Dumb c**t.
>has a stupid name
She deserved the harassment.
Only an "Asian-American" woman can get away with having a name that dumb. If you thought white women weren't funny, then try watching any shit Awkwachinka put out. She is wretchedly unfunny.
The Farewell was kino for those who haven't seen it
Awkwafina is cute, funny, and loveable. I am not sure why incels have this obsessive hatred towards her.
Her voice is the worst thing about her.
Is there a photo of her having a nipslip yet? Or slightly transparent top that reveals her nipples and areolae? Most celebrities have at least one out there. I need to fap
Source?
And I don’t know why she was forced into so many things, I don’t know her as a person so can’t comment on that but her acting is shitty and she’s painfully not hot
I’ve hooked up with a Japanese foreign exchange girl that was hotter
Non western slants would hate the look of her.
Ahh man this happened to me and my life was heavily damaged (jk everyone loved it)
>Be me
>Known for drawing good and for drawing pictures of my friends in highschool
>Asian girl I know asked me to sketch her fast
>I drew her eyes exactly how they look
>Get called racist
>The couple people who were calling me racist were told they are moronic and the picture is good
>The Asian girl loved the picture
>Tried to bang the Asian girl
>Nope jpg
>I'm incredibly ugly and still a 23 year old virgin
I would absolutely destroy her. She looks like she would love to have her head pushed down into a pillow as you plow her from behind.
She got bullied by facialabuse.com, moron
you are obsessed and mentally ill, chud.
>uses AAVE
unforgivable. Racist, Sexist, Homophobic.