You now remember that Disney tried an Oscar Campaign for the Avengers

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately not any more ridiculous than the fact that fricking LotR won Best Picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cramming as many CGI capehomosexuals onscreen is exactly the same as having practical costumes and effects and well-trained actors

      Bet you love the star wars prequels too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the LotR movies are just CGI armies running around and they have basically the same quip humor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cramming as many CGI capehomosexuals onscreen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can't articulate the difference? Between storied western fantasy and capeshit? Very contrarian, here's the (you) you fricking mongoloid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe, zoomie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't see the differences between lotr and marvlel you're clinically plebtarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least marvel movies are trash adapted from trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cramming as many CGI capehomosexuals onscreen is exactly the same as having practical costumes and effects and well-trained actors

      Bet you love the star wars prequels too

      Holy frick it's a bait war.
      Who is going to catch the most fish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. The only worthwhile competition was Master and Commander.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God you just gave me the whiplash how the only valkyrie we ever see in Marvel is the black lesbian butch.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So? What's the harm in trying? They would damn well have won too if the Oscars weren't a bunch of old farts. I can guarantee ten years down the line they're gonna honor Feige with some sort of honorary Oscar just to maintain public interest alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      endgame was a piece of shit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really think they had a chance or did the fanboy cries pressure them into doing it?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not Endgame, but honestly, Infinity War is whatever-homosexual-award worthy. Shuffling that many characters, many with several movies worth of backstories and characterizations, and having these vastly separate characters interact, while making all characters feel true to themselves AND (most importantly of all) not having it be an incoherent mess, is honestly a very impressive feat. Add on an actual compelling villain and actual shocking ending, and having it be consistently engaging and entertaining. It is actually a very very impressive movie, and arguably the best superhero movie of all time.

    I'm not even a big marvel dork or anything, I usually think superhero movies are fricking gay, but Infinity War is a very good movie that is very well written

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >very well written
      kek
      Well edited maybe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I would argue writing that movie required more effort and talent than whatever homosexual arthouse dramas were nominated for best writing that year.

        I know it's like the cringiest "omg superhero movies <333 i love goyslop", and in any other situation I'd agree, and I'm well aware awards are a homosexual circlejerk anyway, but still... Infinity War is a well written movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not. What it has is years of previous movies that explain itself, so it can dramatize various sequences without having to write them properly. As a standalone movie, it doesn't make much sense. I know it seems like character decisions make sense for the characters, but that's because they cut away at very convenient times.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sequel wouldn't make much sense as a standalone
            Stunning insight on Cinemaphile tonight

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So in other words, they have dialogue to fill people in that haven't seen them. Much of the movie is written toward filling in what would otherwise be plot holes, but it's through exposition that often breaks continuity with past films.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try better next time, just describing a crossover and adding "good", "true" or "coherent" is not gonna work because you sound like a redditor.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captai Marvel writer now writing fallout

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They literally gave RDJ a pity oscar for his shit performance in angloheimer, so it kinda paid off.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come they didnt nominate Avengers Endgame?
    it was a production 10 years in the making
    it was a huge task to bring this film together, kind of like what Hackson went through with LOTR
    so why did LOTR: RotK get nominated while Avengers Endgame did not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because LotR had a better demographic supporting it in its fandom.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i made a poopoo peepee: end game

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made themselves unwatchable. Captain America could have existed by itself, but not with the hulk, thor etc. Once it's totally unbelievable it doesn't matter.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The movie hits you like a shot in the heart.
    That just doesn't sound appealing.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could win the oscar if they introduced Tobey SpiderMan, X-Men, etc. But they preferred resurrecting characters and "killing" Iron Reddit (Who could be resurrected but they didnt do it)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A movie where a character says "computer, invent time travel" bc the writers cornered themselves was never going to win serious awards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHIIIIIIIIT

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best sound
    Disney MCU movies are notorious for their absolute shit sound, wtf are they smoking?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those arent real awads and the oscar isnt a real award but

    >best film editing

    endgame had that girl power scene that didnt even make sense and wasnt really possible with what was going on. its like a "made for trailer" scene that they accidentally left in the movie

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally every fricking film tries this no matter how laughable it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How close were they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit who is the troony on the far left

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the daughter of the guy who just tried to overthrow Disney leadership so that he could purge Disney of trannies and minorities

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Disney put so much pressure that the Oscars eventually came up with those fan favorite Oscar thing, all so the MCU could win it.

    Then the entire thing got coopted by the Zack Snyder's fanboys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Will Smith hadn't slapped Chris Rock, a bigger deal would have been made about those 2 "audience" Oscars that Snyder got.
      It's the equivalent of high schoolers voting for the school's biggest loser as Prom King as a joke, but neither Snyder or his fanboys have that kind of self awareness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, they were aware. Everyone voting for it knew this whole thing was made exclusively for Disney and Kevin Feige, since a year before Feige had complained about Black Panther not being perceived as an art movie despite how much it made or how "relevant" it was.

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