You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never forgot because I was a Ralph fangirl and everyone else lusted after Turbo/KC instead

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm friends with lots of Turbo stans, so I can confirm.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Turbo/King Candy
    >Illumination Once-ler
    >Jack Frost from that DreamWorks holiday movie whose name I forget
    What was the deal with this era of fan girls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Twinks, which is what trannies (like myself) also want.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Turbo is no twink, hes got a potbelly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps he's the exception, and not the rule 😉

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this always the case kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because I (almost) have the body of a twink, so it's to be expected.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this reply? Is this a bot?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, real person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Turbo/KC is clearly not a twink, saying trannies like twinks seemed pulled out of nowhere, and the question wasn't even about the archetypes, it was about 2010s internet horny fangirl as a subculture. But then again this is Cinemaphile, so your off-topic oversharing moronation is pretty run of the mill.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              2010s internet horny fangirls never went away, since Hazbin is proof of this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a horny fangirl from the 2010's and I think the HH characters are trying too hard, I rather lust over King Candy who wasn't supposed to be lusted over

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >who wasn't supposed to be lusted over

                Is this part of what makes something appealing?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mhm!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For me at least, not always, but when it's too obvious the character was created just to appeal to women then I'm not into it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is it an expectation of shallowness or just lower interest regardless of the shallowness? When I watch the anime girls meant to appeal to me I expect them to be shallow but enjoy them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it depends on how horny you are.
                >t. bisexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's more about desperately trying to sell me a product

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Widowmaker has a massive amount of porn though. Plenty of people think she is sexy. That's a terrible way to make your point. What's more it's taking the point and inisting it applies to all genders and types which is itself a pretty hard sell.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be taking it a little too seriously. The point is moreso why some people find "unsexy" characters more appealing than characters designed to be sexy: it doesn't feel like they're being marketed to. It's not an objective standard of sexy by any means.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >King Candy who wasn't supposed to be lusted over
                I think that is one of the reasons why I love him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It never left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Kjg1eDT.jpeg

      You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

      Girls like a bad boy.

      >Fairer/nicer/more innocent sex
      >very well known that they're popularly attracted to villains and psychos
      Yet I'm the bad guy for liking a chick with a slim stomach and a fat ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a hornier time.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been interesting if they made a better sequel where Ralph runs into a non-evil Turbo and an evil Ralph.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone be attracted to an old midget.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're frickable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Girls like a bad boy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My mom has a type for them, so I believe that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that fricking Nemu?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's BD?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bug dick!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bug...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sexy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And now he's going to attract gacha whales in Speedstorm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anybody play gacha games, anyway? I'd rather play a game that rewards you for your skill. (S ranks, and all that.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not with the new look they gave him.
      Yuck, it's like his face is made of plastic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And they cheaped out on voice actors this season so King Candy, Felix and Calhoun are silent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And they cheaped out on voice actors this season so King Candy, Felix and Calhoun are silent

        >no voices for characters
        >jacked up prices for coins, golden pass

        The Speedstorm has been weathered.

        Yes.

        >designed to be sexy
        >not actually sexy

        Is there a more contrarian, braindeaded take when the supposed alternative is just a straight line?

        >Tumblr ask blog
        Kill it with fire

        Are we in an actual tumblr revival movement? I missed being to search for content without being nagged to register.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a more contrarian, braindeaded take when the supposed alternative is just a straight line?
          Missing the point yet again

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory
    https://voca.ro/1fFAEv3xHp1s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      King Candy voice anon...
      Is there a archive of them, all the old vocaro links I found are dead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take a look I think I downloaded all of them but it was ages ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take a look I think I downloaded all of them but it was ages ago.

        Here you go
        https://mega.nz/folder/XlQHCLQC#NDuN3wDld92gkr6YTJWSOQ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Turbo-tastic anon!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No problem. I was there in that thread when the guy was taking voice requests. It was crazy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like something I could also do in my spare time 🙂

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go on anon, say something wacky in King Candy's voice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would... except I don't have a whole lot of privacy for the time being.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Back then there were quite a few threads where folk were doing voice requests. Like there was a femseid thread where folk were attempting to get her voice down.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Epic, sounds like I could use some work on my Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. cat impressions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It just dawned on me that I’ve been on Cinemaphile since around 2005

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I'd regret clicking that
      As soon as I saw the link, I thought to myself, if I listen to this, I'm going to want to vomit. Yet here I am, nauseous despite my knowledge of what it was I was getting into.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't help but imagine pic related instead, kek.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bug form is fricking hot though
    He's a pretty great villain overall, would YOU just die together with your video game? Hell no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's also one of the last GOOD villains Disney has ever had.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel nothing for him as KC and Turbo. I don’t know what it is about his big form that does it for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sexy makeup on his face.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name an Alan Tudyk role that doesn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did Ludo from Star vs have fangirls?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best twist villain of the era

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never question the horniness of a fangirl, Big Mouth taught me that.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that last form was some eldritch shit. pretty surprising from a disney movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ralph being a vidya movie in general was a huge surprise. (Even more surprising, it was supposed to be one of Disney's last 2D films?)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He did??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He still does, much like Warden.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But he's balding.
    Though I would if they liked his real form

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Balding does not matter as long as you are clean and dress well. Turbo does not have much hair in his concept art anyways.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >had
    I'm a Turbo fanboy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women love cute homicidal things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why everyone on Hazbin is horny?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Felix. He's so fricking cute physically and in personality. Literally a cinnamon roll.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's one dynamite guy <3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Felix is adorable, but for me it's Ralph. Gentle, awkward giant that's spent his whole life rejected because he comes off as scary, plus the fatherly side he shows Vanellope makes him incredibly endearing. I want to take him out for drinks and snuggle up against his big warm body.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's also got a gap-tooth, and I think that in itself is an adorable trait.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guess you could say he's "gap moe."

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I also enjoy a show revolving around a certain gap-toothed individual.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what sort of personality the twins would have had

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tumblr ask blog
      Kill it with fire

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know hes a tumblr sexyman if he is shipped with himself.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to go back in time to 2012?
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gv_uNgcNCWE0DiKdUvp9V9P9-qbpx2XO&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844784&usg=AOvVaw13FBUaLVwQKyCxCqQr9Gur
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/17D8BO8RPB8tyqOf-c5-FBhEiGh42ps5B&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844825&usg=AOvVaw3Cvg5Y_UJKRmQdjypLd66H
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1T1smVx2LFOmr9JjS8lfrN6DijPk3Li9M/view?usp%3Dsharing&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844858&usg=AOvVaw1kb-lzoufhsP_UV4yxIDVU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love that shitty cam rip.
      It makes the glitching King Candy scene cooler.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go on…

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