You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never forgot because I was a Ralph fangirl and everyone else lusted after Turbo/KC instead

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm friends with lots of Turbo stans, so I can confirm.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Turbo/King Candy
    >Illumination Once-ler
    >Jack Frost from that DreamWorks holiday movie whose name I forget
    What was the deal with this era of fan girls?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twinks, which is what trannies (like myself) also want.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turbo is no twink, hes got a potbelly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps he's the exception, and not the rule 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this always the case kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I (almost) have the body of a twink, so it's to be expected.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this reply? Is this a bot?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, real person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Turbo/KC is clearly not a twink, saying trannies like twinks seemed pulled out of nowhere, and the question wasn't even about the archetypes, it was about 2010s internet horny fangirl as a subculture. But then again this is Cinemaphile, so your off-topic oversharing moronation is pretty run of the mill.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              2010s internet horny fangirls never went away, since Hazbin is proof of this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a horny fangirl from the 2010's and I think the HH characters are trying too hard, I rather lust over King Candy who wasn't supposed to be lusted over

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who wasn't supposed to be lusted over

                Is this part of what makes something appealing?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                mhm!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me at least, not always, but when it's too obvious the character was created just to appeal to women then I'm not into it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it an expectation of shallowness or just lower interest regardless of the shallowness? When I watch the anime girls meant to appeal to me I expect them to be shallow but enjoy them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it depends on how horny you are.
                >t. bisexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more about desperately trying to sell me a product

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Widowmaker has a massive amount of porn though. Plenty of people think she is sexy. That's a terrible way to make your point. What's more it's taking the point and inisting it applies to all genders and types which is itself a pretty hard sell.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be taking it a little too seriously. The point is moreso why some people find "unsexy" characters more appealing than characters designed to be sexy: it doesn't feel like they're being marketed to. It's not an objective standard of sexy by any means.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >King Candy who wasn't supposed to be lusted over
                I think that is one of the reasons why I love him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It never left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Kjg1eDT.jpeg

      You now remember that he had a ton of fangirls back in the day.

      Girls like a bad boy.

      >Fairer/nicer/more innocent sex
      >very well known that they're popularly attracted to villains and psychos
      Yet I'm the bad guy for liking a chick with a slim stomach and a fat ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a hornier time.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been interesting if they made a better sequel where Ralph runs into a non-evil Turbo and an evil Ralph.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone be attracted to an old midget.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're frickable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls like a bad boy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mom has a type for them, so I believe that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that fricking Nemu?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's BD?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bug dick!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bug...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexy

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now he's going to attract gacha whales in Speedstorm.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anybody play gacha games, anyway? I'd rather play a game that rewards you for your skill. (S ranks, and all that.)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not with the new look they gave him.
      Yuck, it's like his face is made of plastic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they cheaped out on voice actors this season so King Candy, Felix and Calhoun are silent

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they cheaped out on voice actors this season so King Candy, Felix and Calhoun are silent

        >no voices for characters
        >jacked up prices for coins, golden pass

        The Speedstorm has been weathered.

        Yes.

        >designed to be sexy
        >not actually sexy

        Is there a more contrarian, braindeaded take when the supposed alternative is just a straight line?

        >Tumblr ask blog
        Kill it with fire

        Are we in an actual tumblr revival movement? I missed being to search for content without being nagged to register.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a more contrarian, braindeaded take when the supposed alternative is just a straight line?
          Missing the point yet again

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory
    https://voca.ro/1fFAEv3xHp1s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      King Candy voice anon...
      Is there a archive of them, all the old vocaro links I found are dead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take a look I think I downloaded all of them but it was ages ago.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take a look I think I downloaded all of them but it was ages ago.

        Here you go
        https://mega.nz/folder/XlQHCLQC#NDuN3wDld92gkr6YTJWSOQ

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turbo-tastic anon!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No problem. I was there in that thread when the guy was taking voice requests. It was crazy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like something I could also do in my spare time 🙂

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go on anon, say something wacky in King Candy's voice.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would... except I don't have a whole lot of privacy for the time being.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back then there were quite a few threads where folk were doing voice requests. Like there was a femseid thread where folk were attempting to get her voice down.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Epic, sounds like I could use some work on my Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. cat impressions.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It just dawned on me that I’ve been on Cinemaphile since around 2005

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I'd regret clicking that
      As soon as I saw the link, I thought to myself, if I listen to this, I'm going to want to vomit. Yet here I am, nauseous despite my knowledge of what it was I was getting into.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't help but imagine pic related instead, kek.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bug form is fricking hot though
    He's a pretty great villain overall, would YOU just die together with your video game? Hell no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's also one of the last GOOD villains Disney has ever had.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel nothing for him as KC and Turbo. I don’t know what it is about his big form that does it for me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sexy makeup on his face.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name an Alan Tudyk role that doesn't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Ludo from Star vs have fangirls?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best twist villain of the era

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never question the horniness of a fangirl, Big Mouth taught me that.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that last form was some eldritch shit. pretty surprising from a disney movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ralph being a vidya movie in general was a huge surprise. (Even more surprising, it was supposed to be one of Disney's last 2D films?)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still does, much like Warden.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he's balding.
    Though I would if they liked his real form

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balding does not matter as long as you are clean and dress well. Turbo does not have much hair in his concept art anyways.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had
    I'm a Turbo fanboy

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women love cute homicidal things.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why everyone on Hazbin is horny?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Felix. He's so fricking cute physically and in personality. Literally a cinnamon roll.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's one dynamite guy <3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felix is adorable, but for me it's Ralph. Gentle, awkward giant that's spent his whole life rejected because he comes off as scary, plus the fatherly side he shows Vanellope makes him incredibly endearing. I want to take him out for drinks and snuggle up against his big warm body.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's also got a gap-tooth, and I think that in itself is an adorable trait.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess you could say he's "gap moe."

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also enjoy a show revolving around a certain gap-toothed individual.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what sort of personality the twins would have had

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tumblr ask blog
      Kill it with fire

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know hes a tumblr sexyman if he is shipped with himself.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to go back in time to 2012?
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gv_uNgcNCWE0DiKdUvp9V9P9-qbpx2XO&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844784&usg=AOvVaw13FBUaLVwQKyCxCqQr9Gur
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/17D8BO8RPB8tyqOf-c5-FBhEiGh42ps5B&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844825&usg=AOvVaw3Cvg5Y_UJKRmQdjypLd66H
    https://www.google.com/url?q=https://drive.google.com/file/d/1T1smVx2LFOmr9JjS8lfrN6DijPk3Li9M/view?usp%3Dsharing&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1713485422844858&usg=AOvVaw1kb-lzoufhsP_UV4yxIDVU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love that shitty cam rip.
      It makes the glitching King Candy scene cooler.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on…

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