You weren't lying, this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
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I remember my cousin complaining at the time that the movie sucked because christian fundamentalists would've freaked over all the satanic hell shit.
your cousin is a mindless fedora tipper
Urban Rock
Karl and the Urban Rock
I used to be a roadie for them.
Those Fulkers could drink.
The FPS bit is kino though
It's spastic blurry shit because vidya doesn't look nice in 24 frames per second.
Well what did you expect from 'Karl and the urban rock doom' ??
Depends what kind of band they are
if you think that was bad, try watching the other doom movie
that's a lie this movie is pretty good
and I hate the fps scene
wtf that gun has an attachment to clip it on to a belt?
you havent seen Ultraviolet?
This movie was good because it came with a demo for the xbox game on the dvd.
It honestly want that bad It was a 6/10 basic vidya movie only a half step below that first resident evil movie
If doom is a 6 RE is a 9.5. doom had twice the budget and only has 2 competent actors and the rock, much worse writing, worse action etc.
its a pretty comfy movie, i rewatch it once a year or so.
it has alot of silly elements of course but it was good camp.
all the actors were also on point.
You got filtered. Filtered by soulful vidyakino.
>was based on doom 3 instead of the earlier games
>they're mutants instead of demons
>they're mutants instead of demons
Was this one of the first examples of a movie getting fricked for the China release?
Jesus, of course. I was thinking about watching it for the hell of it but this almost does it for me.
are you going to cry
Lmao possibly, but I'm glad to know now rather than start this shit and be even more disappointed.
This movie is almost exactly like the resident evil movie but without Milla
Even the zombies and laboratory are similar
Somehow the novelization is aces, really surprised me
Holy shit, dude...
I recall many times reading the whole thing in one sitting.
>Going to bed, need something to do until I actually feel sleepy
>Wait, wtf it's morning?
I don't know why, but its the only book where thats happened.
Filtered
Then don't watch the follow up
He had a terrible hairline
I liked how when promoting this movie Rockman said for him to win an oscar he'd have to play a gay moron with AIDS on Opie and Anthony
>tfw no Anthony Hopkins Dr. Betruger
>Dr. Betruger
God I remember that piece of shit.
>Based of Doom 3 AKA weakest DOOM game made
>Nonsensical bullshit plot
>LITERAL MUTAGENIC VIRUS THAT TURNS YOU INTO A DEMON IF YOUR A MEANIE
>I wish I made that last one up.gif
>Dumbest fricking CGI
>Tries to be a horror movie until the end
>Then it's just a horrifically bad action movie
>The BFG is literally only used to melt some fricking walls. It never gibs a horde of demons. What the frick.
It still baffles me that they managed to frick up something with such a simple plot as a really mad marine fighting the forces of hell on phobos and being so pissed off about it he refuses to die. Thats literally it, a giant excuse for big ass explosions, tons of monsters being blown the frick up, and just reveling in the cheesiness of it as one angry man engages in the extremely christian past time of DEUS VULTing Hell itself. You have to TRY to mess up something this simple.
>Doom 3
>Weakest
Go back to Cinemaphile and enjoy your Skyrim: Doom Edition homosexual.
I hope he's actually a PWAD chad
>Assuming I even bought bethesda's mediocre offering
Pic related
Damn right, just that stuffs offtopic as it gets for Cinemaphile and more for /vr/ get your ass around the thread on weekends, we got chads hosting deathmatch on fridays and shit.
gay teir opinion
I liked it and have watched it at least six times probably more :^)
wait until you see the sequel you'll kick yourself in the saggy pussy when youre done swine
It was pretty amusing, I still like it. Wheelchair boy turning into a chair fused pinky is neat.
Karl Urban and the FPS sequence was the most kino thing ever what you mean?
Plus prime Rosalind Pike
>SEMPER FI
>MOTHERFRICKER
>I'm not supposed to die!
Phat Beach
Angry Video Nerd Movie
Good Mourning
Remember The Spartans
Bucky Larson
Rollergator (I don't think this is even an actual movie)
Only ones I struggled to get through. I like so bad it's good garbage too.
>You weren't lying, this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
you havent seen the recent Doom movie then.
IMO, Portman had the right call (get back-up). He also deserved his vacation with three she-boys in a hotel room.
SEMPER FI
MOTHERFRICKER
It's a solid 5/10.
Looking at the thumbnail all I saw was
URBAN ROCK
DOOM
Boring barely no action
All monster scenes in the dark
I remember seeing it opening weekend. The drugged out guy who ruined our /tg/ game session earlier that same night was way more entertaining.
Miles better than Doom Annihilation