>Your typical 2000's religion bad satire turned into your typical 2000's edgefest
Wow, what a fricking masterpiece, amirite
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You're a chump, moral orel smacks
You will like the next show in your recommended
You will see all the memes about it
You will forget about it when the next one comes
And you will be happy
Better than being a cynical Black person posting on Cinemaphile about a 15 year old tv show he doesn't care about
Morel Orel has been a Cinemaphile mainstay since its cancellation. Youre the one hooked on the algorithm, child
I liked way before it was popular to like it.
Same goes with Clone High.
Zoomers can go take a hike.
Re-watch Clone High its even better as an adult
You're not going to enjoy anything and you're gonna die alone
Imagine thinking yourself an individual when you parrot the same memes over and over for the past six years
>You will like the next show in your recommended
huh? what kind of gay homosexual take is this? since when the frick has moral orel ever been in anyones recommended list? that shit is niche as fricking hell. you're so fricking gay and cynical yet you hate moral orel? holy shit, i dunno how far down the troony hole, or the gay catboy nazi hole you've gone down, but you're a fricking insane moron.
btw, is there anything you DO like? homosexual?
This is the exact opposite of Moral Orel though. It's a very singular masterpiece.
>foreigner comes to America
>is welcomed by Americans
>proceeds to take American wealth and mock the people who took him in
classic
But it isn't religious people that's the problem. Baptizing your kid or celebrating Christmas? Just ceremonial cultural traditions that bring people together. Calling for Harry Potter books to be banned and being overly zealous on how much skin people are showing? Now that shit's moronic.
>Calling for Harry Potter books to be banned and being overly zealous on how much skin people are showing?
Ironically it's not religious people but trannies doing that now.
The new religion
Radical egalitarianism has always been the religion since the Nazis lost, metaphorically speaking that is. Since then there was a cultural battle between the Soviets and the Americans as to who could be the least prejudiced. "In your country they hung Blacks" as the Soviet have said. To over simplify without making this a blog post, had the Nazis won we probably wouldn't be in this state. And no, I'm not saying they should have won. The biggest mistake the Nazis made was waging genocide.
yeah they should have won
new? its been around for thousands of years, abrahamics are all cultists that hated anyone not insane enough to bow down to them
twitter millennials are doing everything 90s religious moms did but even worse. They’re the new puritans. It’s nuts.
The zoomers taking after them are even more militant though, and their more mercenary attitude is just openly looking for people to ruin at little to no reason.
The Simpsons did it, South park did it, every show has done it at some point, and Orel is not special for it, thats why they started to go full shock value on the viewers. Hell, adult swim b***hed about the show because it wasn't "mature enough"
>It's about people abusing positions of influence and power
Nah, senpai, you fell for it, it was all about shock value
And of course, the zoomies that found Cinemaphile yesterday and are pretending too hard
>Nah, senpai, you fell for it, it was all about shock value
What was supposed to be shocking about it?
Note: this question will determine whether you are media illiterate or just trolling!
>What was supposed to be shocking about it?
Adult Swim wanted for it to be edgy, so they went the easy route and satirized religion
Adult Swim wanted to up the levels to 11, and it got cancelled for being too much, ironic
It went in an edgier direction because Dino was going through a divorce at the time
>le zoom zoom
Moral Orel was liked here before the election brought you lmao.
No they didn't. Moral Orel started out as a shocking religious parody and eventually flesh out the characters as the series progressed. This is the opposite for FG and The Simpsons. Those shows became flanderized. That was literally what Dino envisioned for Moral Orel
>and eventually flesh out the characters as the series progressed
You can say it that way, but it was still an edgefest and its ok, everything at the 00's was over the top, until the crisis did hit
>Calling for Harry Potter books to be banned and being overly zealous on how much skin people are showing? Now that shit's moronic.
And now Harry Potter is canceled for transphobia and racism. ( And woke people actually won ) religious people never won anything
Trannies keep winning
Keep coping, dickless, everyone knows you are a massive loser.
>trannies ACTUALLY WON
that's funny because you can still get harry potter books in any bookstore and they keep pumping out new spinoff movies
Thank god! Woke Left wingers always win
>very clever
Rowling clearly doesn't love black Hermione
If you think the show is "religion bad" youre a total brainlet. It's about people abusing positions of influence and power.
Faith improved Orel's life. He ends the show well adjusted with a good Christian family. That's purposeful.
Whoever cherrypicks the show and represents it as anything but a criticism of Christianity is dishonest. The last scene in Moral Orel is a 5 second epilogue of his future family taped onto an episode where his dad spurns his secret gay lover and Orel is permanently crippled. We're talking about a show that has pointed out the absurdity of the Bible's rules when applied to the real world, the social pressure of starting a family leading to loveless marriages, the rampant ostracization of any outgroup or even those who share similar beliefs (catholic vs protestant), the willingness to turn a blind eye to atrocities committed by any Christian (Orel included), the ridicule and censorship of any scientific evidence etc. If there's one takeaway from the show, it's that you can be a good person not because of faith, but in spite of it.
I don't care if it was edgelord incarnate but ending the show to the mountain goats - no children was kino
No children accompanied the ending of s3 premiere, not the last ep.
this shit sucks glad it got cancelled, thanks to this shit we got bojack cuckman and reddit and morty
>it’s a christpretender is butthurt episode
It's a very specific satire of Red State/small town America and its hypocritical intricacies that comes from a place of intimate understanding.
It's a critique of the culture that spawned the religion and how individuals can overcome that culture though their own strong sense of principles.
I mean, I catch the meaning of the show, but to call it a masterpiece like everyone is doing these past weeks is too much of a strecht
That too
Yeah I have no idea where the popularity is coming from. I enjoyed what I saw but I'd probably put 4 Adult Swim shows ahead of it.
Yeah i have no idea where everyone is suddenly finding out about it
a YouTube video essay on the show rode the algorithm pretty hard recently
>these past weeks is too much of a strecht
UNDERAGE
same thing with KotH. "write what you know" type shit.
>write what you know
Pocket sand!!
Keep in mind that Moral Orel was made groups like Westboro Baptist Church were everywhere in the news. Christtards we're annoying in the 2000s.
I have always said if it wasn't for Christian fanatics their fedora tipping counterparts wouldn't have existed. Now we have neo trads who are as every bit annoying because it's one big larp that hardly affects societal change. The worst I would say are the Tradcats and Eastern Orthodox converts who never had any connection to those traditions in the first place. Simply a mask for schizoid traits.
This is true. The Evangelicals believed that they were performing the Will of Jesus when they invaded Iraq. They were moronic, but sincere.
Now you've got ostracised young men on the fringes of society pretending to be Christians out of a sense of societal contrarianism so they can get one over on women, gays, and the israelites. It's not the fact that they hate gays and women, it's the fact that they're trying to justify their anger in religious terms that they don't truly believe in.
>t's not the fact that they hate gays and women
It is because they're just closeted gay boys, its self hate.
Oh, you’re just projecting and mad
never mind
i like how my faith threatens you all to the point of delusion
you absolutely CANNOT and MUST not ever admit that i actually believe, it MUST be a larp to you
there is no other potentiality available in your mind
Yea, no one who believed in god would be on this site
why
It’s funny how it’s always White middle class Christian America but never the seedy side of judaism or islam.
Ask yourself why would the average American care about social commentary on Islam in the 2000s? You probably have not even met a Muslim in person yourself, much less a israelite.
Lmao I live in a state where I am a minority (1/3 White), I have lived around those people and their culture since I was young.
What state is majority Muslim and israeli
>Inb4 israelite York
Yeah, no.
>white middle class
rich white conservatives. and the reason it's always rich white conservatives is because that's what it is in real life.
Was the Orel family rich? The dad looked like he worked some office middling job or something to that effect. It’s been since 2004 or 2005 since I watched an episode.
That dude had a whole library of a study with its own fireplace. I dunno about rich, but they were better off than most.
>the big reveal of what Clay Puppington does for a living
>"stinking dead end job"
one of my favorite moments in the show
Muslims and israelites are numerically insignificant compared to Evangelicals, so why would a network invest the funds into making a series about them?
B-Because it's only fair! WAAAHHH
the programming in the trained dog like replies to this man
americans are really trained to kill themselves
Almost like the people who made oral orel were raised in that enviroment, weird
Yeah they were raised as israelites
just a religion about israelites
Not even close
Yeah, Stamatopoulos, classic israeli name
This anon is correct.
Many of you young zoomers either were too young or weren't born, but super hardcore Christians who were hypocritical pieces of shit had a powerful grip on the country and were the modern day woke trannies. I know it sounds ridiculous but its true.
These people cheering George Bush on throughout the War on Terror and Iraq, and all the assaults on our rights that came with it.
Trust me, if the Covid scam had happened in 2003 it would be the Republicans forcing the shitty liberals into quaruntine and forcing them to get shots for God and USA
They had such a powerful grip that they never had any real culture power since like the 50s. Its amazing how people keep saying this yet conservatives were never able to achieve any of their goals.
>conservatives were never able to achieve any of their goals.
They won the cold war, what the frick are you talking about?
The only goal of theirs they haven't achieved at one point is completely undoing the New Deal.
>Many of you young zoomers either were too young or weren't born, but super hardcore Christians who were hypocritical pieces of shit had a powerful grip on the country and were the modern day woke trannies. I know it sounds ridiculous but its true.
no, it's not true, and if you think it's true, you are a moronic homosexual. Evangelical Christians were more prominent in the 2000s, but it was nothing like the control that trannies wield today. Evangelicals were not trying to change definitions and get special privileges in schools.
The only reason they were prominent was because they were a large voting bloc and thus had to be pandered to. They really didn't have much influence. The mainstream media didn't like them. Even Fox News wasn't extremely pro evangelical. Every other news station disliked them. Daily Show jon stewart always made fun of them.
By contrast, trannies are able to wield their influence to shut websites down. They can teach in schools with comically large fake breasts.
Trannies can have grown men dressed as sexual demons with horns read books to children in school and have the children sit on their laps while they get boners. That's a legal thing that happens around the country.
But Evangelicals were never even able to say a prayer in schools.
And for the record, I think Evangelicals are cringe homosexuals that worship Israel and israelites, but it's simply disingenuous to propose they had anything close to the power that woke trannies have today.
If anything, you'd have to go back to the 1980s for a time when Christians had a similar level of power to trannies today, and even then the extent of their power was just getting warning labels on rap and metal albums
I dont even know if this is bait but i dont care, its too funny
I've never watched the entire show but from what I've seen it seems very apparent that Orel is the only one who firmly practices his religion and is better for it, learning to interpret things differently along the way. Obviously the message of the show isn't to use religion to be a good person, but it seems like a fine middle ground especially during that era of adult animated shows that really was just RELIGION BAD.
What the frick is up with that episode with all the women going through their own trauma?
>religion bad even though Orel and the Reverand are the only two morally decent characters
Uh no, the Rev was a horny chronic masturbator who abandoned his only bastard child (until the very end). The only good moral characters were Orel, the Nurse, her son, the police officer, Clay's dad, and of course Christine. I'd even argue the Rev's daughter is more morally righteous than him even though she's an atheist.
>The only good moral characters were Orel, the Nurse, her son, the police officer, Clay's dad, and of course Christine
Only Orel and Christine are good on that list. The others are more sympathetic than the rest of the cast, but by no means they are good people, at the very least very morally grey
>who abandoned his only bastard child
He didn't even know she existed until she went to him, through no fault of his own.
Okay I admit I remembered it wrong, so maybe he isn't as bad as I thought - though he is still a masturbator and often threw Orel off with wrong answers or misleading answers just so he could get rid of the kid.
>i NEED to be counterculture so i pretend to like religions now
Those two are portrayed as absolute gullible idiots in the earlier episodes, it just that religion itself stops being the focus and shifts towards the scumbag people of Moralton, which ends up making the Reverand and Orel the only two good people in the show, ironically the two that were supposed to be laughed at by the audience
Sorry, was for
What if white men...WERE BAD?!
You suck dick at baiting
Still a better show than Rick and Morty.
>Your typical 2000's religion bad satire turned into your personal divorce therapy
>I am drowning
>There is no sign of land
>You are coming down with me
>Hand in unlovable Hand I hope we die
>I hope we both die
This episode and the "Moral is grounded" episode confused me - what were the themes to take away from them? Were they being pretentious or possibly shortsighted? For the Buddha one, I think the message is that "Many religions share similar values and can be practiced if it's towards the same ends" and for the Church one, the message must have been "Church isn't necessary for salvation as long as you have faith and live righteously"
That episode where Orel keeps intentionally having near death experiences to get to heaven was fricking weird. It scared me tbh. What was the point behind it.
>Gay guy turns to satanism but quickly finds out satanists are fat dweeby hedonists
People who say this show went after le christcucks exclusively never watched it.
The comments for that episode on youtube are full of twitter trannies gushing about the coachs homosexual yaoi lust. It's safe to say the majority of "fans" didn't get the point either
It's the Daria effect
>trannies and nu-males: OMG SHE'S LITERALLY ME BEST SHOW EVER
>entry level /misc/ack mexicans: REEEEEEEE THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF SJW CULTURE DARIA RUINED A GENERATION
>both sides ignore how the show gradually wrote her as a flawed impulsive teenager because it was obvious the show would be boring if she's right all the time
Also, Moral Orel made the racially-discriminated guy a grifter who used it as an excuse to buy giant mansions.
Anyone else looking forward to 20 to 30 years from now, when we'll finally get satires about the hypocrisies and failures of feminist progressivism and the emerging troony cult? I don't think the kids today are going to judge the generation of their parents any less harshly than the 2000's atheists did.
Well it was as good of quality as their other show frankenhole but AS axed it before giving it the chance to provide story telling arguably on par with shows like Bojack horseman or an example I cannot think of since I'm not going to strain my brain right now
Frankenhole is criminally underrated
Agreed anok, sucks it's hard to find now when it was honestly the more lighted hearted show from the same team
>TOLERANCE IS JUST A THEME, PEOPLE! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR LINES!!!
Good episode
I used to watch Moral Orel while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fricking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me the fricking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.
classic linguini right here
I just like the name of the town Bar.
You didn't actually watch it, did you? You just got told what to think.
It was kind of depressing but I loved it.
i watched this show as a kid. brain has been cooked since.
lots of interesting opinions from thoughtful people in this thread
just kidding haha
I didn't take it as religion/Christianity bad. I think Dino said that wasn't the point either.
I took it as don't be close minded, especially when it comes to traditions and questions.
>hits bong
Woah dude...I just thought of something crazy dude
>stuffs face with sugar cereal
What if Christianity was...
>jerks off to internet pornography
What if Christians were evil bro?
>Hits bong
>What if Christians were evil
I don't need to hit a bong to see reality. Weird, bro. Either way you didn't watch the show at all.
This is so deep bro...
so you got btfo and other great tales of coping.
lol u got owned bro, just take the L and avoid embarassing yourself further.
>No, no I won. I won! God just let me have this please! I'm praying and begging
It's okay to lose anon, you don't have to be so upset about it 🙂
See
>I know you are, but what am I?
A loser coping with his loss? This is just sad now lmao :^}
You're trying waaaay too hard for that le epic owned moment
HAHAH WOAH DUDE
ITS LIKE A KIDS SHOW BUT THEY SAY NAUGTY WORDS
>>hits bong
>Woah dude...I just thought of something crazy dude
face with sugar cereal
>What if Christianity was...
off to internet pornography
>What if Christians were evil bro?
so you got btfo
>zoomers are so fricking braindead that they don't know about the ultraconservative right win social justice crusades of the 90s and early 00s
Guess what homosexual? This show was basically the equivalent of Murdoch Murdoch for that era.
It's more of a coming of age story, to make your own decisions that often run contrary to what your parents tell you, or your larger community, even society at large
*unless they run counter to social justice principles
it's a pretty great show. the story is kino
Goyslop : The Show
>>Your typical 2000's religion bad satire
Amazing how christians are so eager to play the victim card. Is this a recruitment tactic?
New? Christians have been playing this card since day one. Compare the outrageously fictitious Christian stories about martyrs to the actual evidence: Romans mostly had the same attitude to Christians that we do, which is to say that they just laughed at them for acting moronic.
>YOU WILL HATE CHRISTIANITY
>YOU WILL TROON OUT
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE FAITH
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, CHUD
>>YOU WILL HATE CHRISTIANITY
>>YOU WILL TROON OUT
>>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE FAITH
AND YOU WILL LIKE I-ACK
Average moral orel poster
See you at synagogue next week Shlomo
I thought it ended with Orel rewarded for embracing his faith and creating a great life for himself, Christina, and his children through God, better than any previous generation of his family?
It ends with Orel transitioning and accepting her new life as a beautiful busty queen
that one scene that used "no children" was kino. the rest of the show doesn't live up to it.
Log off for tonight, Dino. It's not looking so good. Maybe reddit will eat up your goyslop
Why do zoomies like this show? It's always like this. First it was ATLA now this garbage.
israeli execs tell zoomers what to consume and what to like.
Christ cucks getting riled up in this one, nice job OP
this is that kind of cope post you make at the end of a thread where your “side” is losing
face it, you’re a fedora brony
Frick off, Moral Orel is clearly a Christian show.
If it's a Christian show then Christtards are really living up to the tard in the name lmfao
>israeli
Damn bro I think god told you to be kind to others guess you're going to hell
This is the level of cope we are reaching. What's next, you gonna talk about the two fabrics meme?
I'm glad we're getting more shows that show that religious fundamentalists are inherently evil people. Atheism is the way. It's time for people to stop acting like snowflakes and realize there is no big human in another plane of reality waiting to collect your "soul"
You’re not that one moronic Zoomer that said Ghostbusters wasn’t funny
That's a not inaccurate description of Jesus Christ himself.
God made israelites in his image according to the fake book written by non-eyewitnesses centuries after the "facts"
>Justin Martyr argued for the genealogy of Jesus in the biological Davidic line from Mary, as well as from his non-biological father Joseph.[1] However, this only implies a general israeli ancestry, acknowledged generally by authors.
The focus of many early sources was on the physical unattractiveness of Jesus rather than his beauty. The second-century anti-Christian philosopher Celsus wrote that Jesus was "ugly and small"[25] and similar descriptions are presented in a number of other sources as discussed extensively by Robert Eisler,[26] who in turn often quotes from Ernst von Dobschütz' monumental Christusbilder.[27] Tertullian states that Jesus's outward form was despised, that he had an ignoble appearance, and the slander he suffered proved the 'abject condition' of his body.[28] According to Irenaeus, he was a weak and inglorious man,[29] and in the Acts of Peter he is described as small and ugly to the ignorant.[26]:439 Andrew of Crete relates that Christ was bent or even crooked[26]:412 and in the Acts of John he is described as bald-headed and small with no good looks.[30]
If you were an expert on propaganda you'd know media ~~*bible*~~ is a tool used to control people
Justin Martyr was one of the Church Fathers. Do you actually believe in any of this stuff or do you just do it to collect (you)s?
JIDF must be working overtime with all the shilling going on ITT
You underestimate the amount of newbies and plebbit refugees that use this site now.
take your meds moron
take your meds moron
idk why you quoted me but i'm not that guy, being locked out of candyland isn't a threat to me
take your meds moron
It was a disgusting shitshow for neckbeards which contributed by itself to creation of fedora tippers.
It was not fun, smart or even ironic. Shitflinging, hateful and edgy shlock.
Family, faith and culture bad, abortion good.
The pearl-clutcher 9000 has arrived. God allows kids to be euthanized by the chinese government and pedophiles to vat grow their victims via artificial wombs. Jesus Christ looked down and approved of this.
Hell's reactor won't fuel itself, Nathan.
Do you want it frozen without a reliable supply of sinners? Shame on you!
Sounds convenient that they only get punished after they die, after they live a life satisfied with the heinous shit they've done. From what we know about consciousness is that it ceases when we die, and there's no empirical evidence that contradicts this. I think they might just be getting away with it.
But I suppose contradictions never bothered you considering that the bible is chock full of them.
But then again,I think the stories written therein were supposed to be taken at face value, and since they're so holy and important they could never be subject to scrutiny. Anyone who disagrees? Hell, they're worse than the pedophiles and sadists.
>Sounds convenient that they only get punished after they die, after they live a life satisfied with the heinous shit they've done.
Well, as Buddhists say, more grease for the dharma wheel. It seems perfectly logical for a sinner to be given a whole life worth of chances to repent or damn himself.
Free will and all that.
So if we're dead set on being logical why are we venerating a book where our god created a false dilemma ie the serpent to tempt his creation when he knew that they would be tempted by it. That is highly illogical. Unless you're advocating that god had the free will to figure out what he already knew was going to happen.
It illustrates free will. He created a foil to his overwhelming power so humans could choose.
In Eden humans were cattle and it was not right. So they were given a choice to be cattle still or to live with the consequences of a free will.
Have you ever even read that story? God doesn't offer the humans a choice between free-will and obedience. He lies to them about what will happen if they eat from the tree, the snake tells them the truth and God evicts them out of fear that they could become his equals. This isn't even a strange interpretation. This is what the words on the page say, even in our modern Bibles, which are third or fourth hand translations.
He just created a snake. It does all the work for him.
Be like gods themselves, all that crap is the snakes words, humans are free to turn away.
They obviously don't, and in that same act they learn of free will and punishment.
No God explicitly says that "they could become like us". And God's creation of the snake is never explicitly mentioned in the story. If you care at all about the truth, you can't ignore parts that are inconvenient and add-in parts that would be convenient.
You guys aren't being good christians the bible was never supposed to be put under such scrutiny
only god can define a good christian
Got it, it's up in the air until we die, the logical choice.
Faith is not the only solution. This sort of close mindedness is why people have come to resent religious people. Clearly you haven't soul searched enough if you just found one solution, and went "yeah this works for me" without a doubt in your mind. There are so many possibilites and fundamentalists go with the easiest, most comfortable solution, probably introduced by your parents. Why? Because it's easier than believing that one day your brain will stop receiving external stimuli. No one is entitled to an "afterlife"
I don't care about being a good Christian. I'm just pointing out that an old myth is an old myth.
Then maybe god shouldn't have given humanity the capacity to read, dumbass.
it was said in jest
In doing so he introduced his creation to a lifetime universe of pain and suffering. And now we're supposed to believe, in his rigid doctrine, that not believing is a crime on the same level as murder. All of the people who don't know of Christ? Condemned to hell. The imagination is one hell of a drug and exacerbated by the fact that people have been drinking this same kool-aid for centuries. I'm glad Christianity is dying out, people refuse to believe in your backwards rhetoric. Complaining about tv shows and arguing online won't ever change that.
You can just skip the preliminaries and say you believe because you're scared of the alternative
>All of the people who don't know of Christ? Condemned to hell.
Boy you are high on Protestant stuff.
Point of all religions is soul-searching. Thumping the book usually results badly, in either way- be it Bible-bashing or bashing-Biblers.
>You can just skip the preliminaries and say you believe because you're scared of the alternative
Everyone fears. It is the main feature of humanity. Faith is really the only viable solution to it, be it faith in God, Communism or Cthulhu.
>I'm glad Christianity is dying out
Based, I too look forward to the Islamic Golden Age: Second Edition
Yes, we're all worried the religious fruitcakes will get replaced with the other religious fruitcakes
>Yes, we're all worried the goyim will get replaced with the other goyim
why don't you just bust the fedora pictures out already because we all know the israelites are just as brainwashed as you
IDK, they seem like they got a good head on their shoulders
The simple solution to the goy grunts dying out is to replace them with more goys
The concept of transgenderism relies on a "soul" distinct from the body.
You're getting a far more moronic religion that will be far more intrusive to replace it.
Intrusive to who? Muslims that believe that crap? I don't live in a country where there are consequences for not conforming, why the frick do I care if religious nutjobs have their rituals replaced. That shit only affects you.
>I don't live in a country where there are consequences for not conforming
AtheistBlack folk actually believe this
Okay, you called me a Black person, what's next champ? Prove me wrong maybe? I'll tell you now, I've never had to bow down to a cross, and I won't bow down to a fricking carpet
Great. Now try blasphemousing Saint Floyd's people non-anonymously
Go deny the holocaust at work or a social event homosexualBlack person.
The holocaust happened and why the frick would I ever bring mass human extermination at a social event you moron
I'm just as guilty as you of saying Black person israelite Black person and religion never made it safe for me to do it non-anonymously
>Uh - but I want to conform tho
>Uh - I wouldn't be able to not conform anyway tho
You are actually double digit IQ aren't you? Actually too fricking stupid to argue with. The point is you have to conform, contrary to your claims on the matter, and you are a dumb fricking Black person, contrary to any claims on the matter. I sure hope you prefer real trannies who can get you fired for calling them what they are than an invisible guy you can ignore.
>can't say Black person
>wahhhh!!! I'm being controlled
boo hoo buddy you're trying to argue fallacy when you read the bible. You are so red pilled bro tell me more
Enjoy having to bottle up your racism and your stupidity. The holocaust definitely happened and that's why the only place you can say it didn't is here. If you had to show your face you wouldn't say shit
>/pol/cels seething
And they're ALWAYS white christgays
>Enjoy having to bottle up your racism and your stupidity. The holocaust definitely happened and that's why the only place you can say it didn't is here. If you had to show your face you wouldn't say shit
Exactly.
You live in a country where there are consequences for not conforming. You might be too moronic to grasp that just because you personally want to conform, this does not invalidate the presumption of conform or face consequences you claim you were not bound by, but all that means is that you, as a moron, hold the views of a moronic person.
You are seething so hard, the point was muslims can't convert me to islam just because they're majority, you've missed the mark hard. Your insane theories are yours to spout but you can't shit your pants when you get proven wrong by literally everyone. This is why everyone thinks of you religious people as dim witted closed minded people. Because you believe there is a bearded man in the sky who favors whites and hates minorities, and you think humans aren't capable of extermination on a mass scale when we literally do it to cows
>the point was muslims can't convert me to islam just because they're majority
Yes they can. You say as much yourself.
What you are stating is that Islam is not currently the dominant social climate.
As I said, you're too fricking stupid to realise how stupid you are. There's a level of intelligence where people are incapble of viewing things from outside their perspective. Your current perspective is the current social climate which you are obligated to conform to, as you delightedly and moronicly use as a "gotcha" against the people trying to explain to you what a moron you are by stating *nonconformist opinion*.
What do you think would happen if an Islamic social climate were to occur? Where instead of
>Enjoy having to bottle up your racism and your stupidity. The holocaust definitely happened and that's why the only place you can say it didn't is here. If you had to show your face you wouldn't say shit
It was
>Enjoy having to bottle up your atheism and your stupidity. The Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) was definitely the perfect man and the prophet of Allah and that's why the only place you can say he isn't is here. If you had to show your face you wouldn't say shit
I know this is hard for you to understand because that is not the current scenario. That is not how things are at the moment. Nobody is claiming it is. This is something called "abstraction" where we take ideas and theorize what it would be like if that were the case.
Again, the fact that you enjoy the current paradigm does not distinguish it from alternate paradigms. It is, in fact, a given that you enjoy it, because you are clearly too fricking stupid to be anything other than a product of your environment, and if you were born in an Islamic paradigm I have no doubt in my mind that you would be first to sing his praise. Your claims that you don't have to conform are bullshit. You have repeatedly made that argument yourself oblivious to the fact that you are arguing against yourself.
Cope.
>In Eden humans were cattle and it was not right
So the lord almighty fricked up from the start, got it.
On the eighth day god said, hold up, this place is missing a lot of pain and suffering, let me get the old snake out to spice the place up
>From what we know about consciousness is that it ceases when we die, and there's no empirical evidence that contradicts this.
Well, there is that little thing called humanity's spiritual tradition, going all the way from the first caves.
Where does that fear of judgement come from?
I am not talking about Christianity. There is a part of human firmware that really sticks out of any logic you try to plaster on it. It comes out at every liminal moment a human has.
Pray you won't have such a moment in your life. Blessed are the meek.
It's called the Superego and it doesn't have anything to do with fiction written by desert tribesmen larping as philosophers. You are a bundle of flesh that processes information the same way a computer does. You fear the unknown variables so you replace them with something you find comforting.
Of course it has a pretty bookish name. Always had. Superego, Supreme being, four iirc parts of soul as per Book of the Dead (which was ripped off by Jung), all that.
But then you see shit and names slide off the primal terror which really drives you on. And you start to pray to whatever form your god is.
With the exception of Celsus (who was a Roman, not a israelite) these are all quotes from respected Church Fathers. Is this your idea of a hobby? Pretending to be a Christian on an anime imageboard?
Explain dinosaurs, christgays
Yeah. Me and the Tertullian got together one day and wrote several works of theology in order to troll you.
~~*Tertullian*~~
Jesus too, we were all laughing at you as we did.
I'll be laughing when I'm reincarnated into a sex beast and you're reincarnated into a chud again.
troony FreudIan slip.
? You ok lil chuddie
You just insulted pretty much every pillar of the Church on an imageboard full of sinners. I don't think there's anymore you could of possibly done more to lock yourself out of Jesus' favour.
Anti-Christian is codeword for anti-white
It was hit or miss humor wise but they did a great job of making me want to know what the frick was going to happen next. Seeing the dad self destruct was good too.
Started as fedora shit, ended as le deep bojack horseman
Your typical present day loser, clutching on to a idealized moral heyday that never existed. In a desperate plea for purpose and happiness.
whatever helps you sleep at night
why are there so many youtube videos on the show?
It's a parody of a Christian show, if you think if it was pro-Christianity you're an idiot.
Despite all he goes through, Orel remains a Christian well into adulthood, when we last see his with his wife and children. The show isn't anti-religion. It's anti-people taking religious messages the wrong way.
Yeah, you're an idiot.
Good response, very substantive.
Cope.
And yet, the first two seasons are the most obvious fedora shit around. Just because they have the kid still christian in the last season doesn’t change that.
>Just because they have the kid still christian in the last season doesn’t change that.
It actually does, you fricking moron.
Nope
Alright, just stay stupid then.
Christgays are so fragile
Try watching the show from start to finish
I have, it's not.
Lol schizo
>not one mention of the absolute kino source material
Grew up watching this in my rich, white Christian home. Fond memories of being an 8-year-old marathoning an episode of this with some Veggietales thrown in.
never seen this show but I used MOREL OREL as an audible when i played high school football because it rolls off the tongue well and the repeating syllables make it more distinct to WRs on the edge of the field who can't hear as well
I'm not certain what position you're taking, I'm not even sure you know.
unironically, the show didn't portray religion itself as bad. two of the most moral characters are Orel, a devout protestant through and through, and the reverend of their church
honestly, they more often portray people only using religion when it suits them or people taking advantage of others through their religious beliefs as the bad thing
I mean it was definitely made by etc cringe New Atheist type liberals in the 00's but it was still a good shiw
Clay's speech about women alone deserved an Emmy.
Clay was the most based man on television
Seeing how he grew up in Before Orel and the backstory for his lost commandments really added a lot to his character.
>Before Orel
I still haven't watched that, I need to rewatch the show first though. Though I think they do a great job of explaining what Clay's all about in the show
Also this scene legit sent shivers down my spine when I first watched it
That entire hunting trip was dark as frick. And you could watch Before Orel before starting a rewatch of the show. It's like how Adult Swim originally aired the season 1 finale as the series premiere. Season 1 is very formulaic, just laying the groundwork of the world, but that finale really adds a lot of depth to it, with Orel parents arguing about getting divorced on Christmas.
>too "smart" for spirituality
>to cowardly to deny the morality spook
such is the case for every terminally online midwit atheist tard
Morel Orel isn't anti religion it's just an advanced parody of small town, American Christians. The actually religious characters are, in fact, some of the more stand up and decent people in the show.
>Ms. Censordoll, are you burning the Bible?
>just the israeli parts
y'all Black folk need to grow a sense of humor
>israeli joke about all christians being stupid evil antisemites
>OMG THIS IS LE REDPILL
lol dumbdumbdumbdumb dumb
I don't know what autistic tripe you're trying to spew right now with that image but yeah I'm pretty sure the nazis did that and the reason you're rejected at social events is because you're a nazi and you can't get over it.
>I'm petty sure the reason you're rejected at social events is because you don't conform
Wew lad. I wish you were clever enough to know how moronic you are.
Start posting these in the Euphoria and Hunter Schafer threads. They can’t call you a nazi troony there, so it ends up getting the troon spam deleted.
why can't they bring up nazi trannies in those threads?
They can’t use troony as an insult there
so? I'm not a troony and I could easily point out most nazis were trans in a euphoria thread.
You are, and you don’t.
>you are
why?
>you don't
true, I have no interest in euphoria as I'm not trans or a zoomie teenager girl
>why
Because you’re a troony or a israelite that supports them
>true
So you should be happy the spam threads that take up half the catalog have a foolproof way to get them deleted.
not trans or israeli or w/e. I'm from singapore and nazis being trans here is common knowledge.
Why does it make you so mad? just trying to have a calm discussion
Whose mad? I’m enjoying the show.
who's*
don't be so mad you can't type properly bro.
Whose mad? I’m just saying bro.
>non-white foreigner can't spell
many such cases
Whose foreign?
post incel/pol posters are hispanic and/or muslim
well, if I ever start posting in a euphoria thread for some reason and someone brings up nazis I'll make sure to point out they were mostly trans, okay?
nazi troony posting isn't an insult to either trannies or nazis, it's a statement of historical fact
>the troony is scared
You can either shill your troony, or fight nazis by calling them trannies. Enjoy remaking all your memes!
>yah I definitely real sarcasm.
What did the low IQ esl mean by this?
If you think that the message of this show was “religion bad” then you either didn’t watch it all the way through or you’re terminally moronic.
Yeah have another drink you social moron, You deserve it. Drink more alcohol, that is the fate of fascists. You will never get what you want, just drink some more.
There are 3 million Christians in the US and they are just as deranged and hypocritical now as they were when this show was made. It’s as relevant visas it was then. Open your eyes.
why was I never taught this in school? Canada here.
You didnt watch the show, did you
why would I spam shit I don't care about in threads on a show I don't care about?
Because it gets annoying troony spam deleted. I thought you hated trannies, bro. Now you’re grasping for angles to avoid confronting them. Weird.
never said I hated trannies. I said most nazis were trannies and bullied by israelites for it. You are confusing historical factual statements with emotional rants.
I am indifferent to trannies, just like nazis or the holowhatever. Just like that euphoria show. However, most nazis were trans.
You like trannies? Lol see this is why you can’t post the nazi troony shit in troonyspam threads. Because your entire political worldview is schizo so you can win arguments with “nazis” on Cinemaphile.
>not hating trannies means you like them
>not hating something means you like them
Yes, that’s how it works, generallt
>you can't be neutral/indifferent on something
>le centrist cope
Yeah you can’t, when you argue about it a bunch. Either way, the thread was killed. Success.
well there aren't many posts left before bump limit and janny got rid of the schizo screaming about holowhatever.
Uh huh honey. Update those memes.
No I said I don't care enough to spend my life on some keyboard warrior quest against euphoria threads. Not everyone lives your existence dude.
But you are doing that right now, being a keyboard warrior against “keyboard warriors”
Idk, seems weird.
I don’t care enough about Cinemaphile to go on crusades against imaginary enemies
Most Nazis were trans btw
Yet you’re on a crusade right now, because someone merely suggested a method to get rid of bad spam threads.
How about you nazi troony post on /misc/ then? We can do both
Who is chimping out? I’m just saying, you never post this in troony spam threads, and the threads end up deleted.
>janny btfo the sperg
i wish they continued the show, before orel special makes me wonder what could have been
I'm israeli and I love christians/christianity
That's a contradiction.
If you loved Jesus and His Church you would be baptized not subversive to it by being inside a cursed cult that's antithetical to everything Christian.
cuz I'm lazy and it's fun to make incels seethe.
Qui?
Yeah. That’s the point. That’s why they make cartoons about how much they hate them. And spend every waking moment seething about the shabbos israelite that destroyed them.
Cringe.
>cuz I'm lazy and it's fun to make incels seethe.
Is the troony ban evading now? Lmao
No I think the moderator just banned anyone that seemed like that person, typical Cinemaphile moderation, nuke everyone and create more trolls as a result.
you need a social life or summin man
Okay will do
good, I hope you get the help you need and finally make some friends. Maybe it can lead to diet and even a job.
Okay. Just remember.
remember what? I sort of blank out whenever you rant about schizo shit and just see some poor bullied soul in need of a turnaround in his life.
Okay
Is this thread the place where the 2 - 3 non-ironic atheists of Cinemaphile blog post totally on topic?
It was shit up until the camping episode, then it was surprisingly reeeeally good. How did it happen? The episode right before that "Orel's Movie Premiere" was fricking terrible
the amount of non-binary people (women) who are obsessed with this show because they watched a YouTube comp is astonishing.
T. Y2K zoomer.