>You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never watched Star Trek? Good Lord.
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>You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never watched Star Trek?
Watching Star Trek and having girlfriends are inversely correlated.
yes, that is the joke
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God I want a Romulan girlfriend
Maybe I would be happier if I was one of those soifacing funko pop background guys, but I suspect they're not actually that happy.
I'm friends with a bunch of those. They are happy. Their lives are uncomplicated. I won't judge them because they are in fact happy.
thanks for reminding me to watch star trek again chronologically
it's been about 10 years now since I last did it
I find Ricky and Steve's attitude toward "nerd culture" very peculiar.
Imagine being a grown man and being like I'VE never seen Star Trek. I'm cool! What is that if not insecurity that you aren't cool?
the joke is that nerds are weird and that they watch star trek, stop analyzing it
nerds have been shat on for generations and we should keep it that way, if you're offended by this then I envy how few problems you actually have
>"So I play this guy who's wife is dead and I run into these street thugs and I hit one with a tin of dog food but before they run off, I've called them c**ts."
"OK. It's a comedy, is it?
>"No…… It's about what would happen if my power fantasies were possible".
"What's the story though, what's the....?
>"Well, I do other stuff like there are these other street thugs riding their bike and I grab their hammer but before they ride off, I've called them c**ts."
So it's mainly you going around calling people c**ts?"
>"Mainly..................And I do other stuff like I play squash with my brother in law and he's 20 years younger and 10 stone lighter and I wish I was able to beat him and suddenly I am. And I score the winning point, and I'm drinking and vomiting and my brother in law starts having a heart attack but before the ambulance comes...."
"You call him a c**t?
>"Instantly"
"Sure"
>"And he doesn't know what's happening but I've called....."
....."him a c**t...."
>"Again"
"Good....is there a narrative at all, is there like a story in the show, or is it just...."
>"Well I'm a sort of James Bond figure...."
"Right..."
>"And I have to walk around my town because everyone loves me and they're all women telling me I'm amazing, even though everything I say and do is horrible. And one of them is on a bench calling me an angel, two are in the office saying they love the story about my dead wife"
"They've turned lunatic"
>"Yeah because I've been talking about her for so long"
"That can happen. Well good luck with that. I've just written a sitcom. I wondered if you could give it to anyone you know?"
>"Is there any swearing in it?"
"Not really"
>"Oh...." (looks downcast)
"Well there could be"
>"C**ts or f**ks?
"Either"
>"Errh..." (looks downcast)
"Well, just c**ts"
>"RIght" (beaming smile)
I see a lot of anons talk shit about Jadzia Dax. But let me tell you something mister: Blood Oath is one of the very best Star Trek episodes of all times. It is simply among the greatest and for that reason alone Jadzia Dax will always, always be enshried in glory and honor.
Jadzia Dax was a prostitute and the Daxes before and after her were better.
I'll cut your beating heart out of your chest and eat it in front of your family, p'takh.
I do like how her predecessor was named Curzon and had the diplomatic "prowess" of Lord Curzon
should have been a worf episode. jadiza sucks
worf wasn't around then and he would have sucked for that ep
jadzia a best choice
you suck!
it should have been a worf episode on tng. ds9 sucks
no it shouldn't have and it couldn't have. you are stupid
Couldn't have been a Worf episode because he's just a prune juice swilling muh honor larper who has nothing to do with real klingons
"Her clothes fall off?"
"Instantly."
And I've seen everything.
>I've seen everything.
What did he mean by this?
Everything that can be seen has been seen
Then I cycle away
This so confused me when I first saw it.
I didn't understand the insult at all.
I don't know how funny the gag is that someone without a gf might not have watched Star Trek and that such an idea would be hauntingly sad.
Can a bong explain how does watching Star Trek help with getting a girlfriend?
It doesn't.
The joke is that Gervais's character is a lower class of loser than even men without GFs who watch Star Trek, because if you don't have a GF at least you have Star Trek but Gervais's character has nothing.
>because if you don't have a GF at least you have Star Trek
Star Trek is really that good?
Some of us spent the late 80's and early 90's getting laid, Smith.