Zoomers will never know that moment when you stumble across a program you have never seen before but become invested in it so you keep watching
Zoomers will never feel that excitement when you carefully remember at what time your show is about to start and hope that it's either your favorite episode or an episode you have never seen before
Zoomers will never know the fact that we bought blank tapes to record a program to be sure we wouldn't miss it
All zoomers do now is just go on netflix or youtube and effortlessly chose what they wnat to watch, they will never discover anything new
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Yeah it's better. Cope. I can watch literally anything I want legally and illegally. I don't pay for streaming sites either. I get to go to places like watch movie. com and have unlimited access to everything. This is the best time to live in for entertainment old and new
This. Piracy is a good thing. It keeps old shows and movies alive for people to watch.
Piracy is a bad thing you know.
How, exactly? People who pirate things are the least likely to have paid for it to begin with, so it's not as if companies are losing out on sales.
They still paid for it by time.
That's gen alpha. Zoomers grew up with TVs. We lived before streaming service. It's only in our mid to late teens that netflix and all the other streaming services became the norm. Some of the younger zoomers never experienced that as a 13 year old but times change.
I've been pirating stuff for years. Since like the age of 15 I fully embraced torrents. Rn they're so good. I can literally download a movie in 3 minutes max. Since I always have sequential download on and I watch films on the TV connected to my laptop next to the router, I basically can watch a film as soon as I hit download.
Sorry pal zoomer means anyone that is younger than me
Oh yeah? I can easily find a streaming site with my movie and watch it without going through the trouble of finding my movie on trackers and taking up storage space.
>b-but you’ll get spammed with ads
Adblock
>b-but what if you want to watch it in 4K
Don’t care. 1080p is perfectly fine with me.
>b-but what if you want to watch it again
Find the streaming site you previously watched it on
>b-but what if the internet goes down
Highly unlikely for me personally since I have good internet and I would just read the books I have torrented instead in case it does go down
Didn't ask you over compressed loser.
Have you even read Hume?
>Adblock
Now that is cringe
You don't understand it, and you never will. You ALWAYS had everything at the end of your fingertips, its just that the way we used to go about it actually uaed to mean something. Soulless zoomers thinking its all about quantity and not the experience, yet again. Proud to have no soul kek
Zoomers watched TV when they were kids. They don't watch TV anymore because there's nothing good on anymore.
I grew up without cable and had to watch open air TV. All I had was pbs, qubo, ion television upn and the CW. I'm glad the m things are the way they are now
>Yeah it's better. Cope. I can watch literally anything I want legally and illegally. I don't pay for streaming sites either. I get to go to places like watch movie. com and have unlimited access to everything. This is the best time to live in for entertainment old and new
not a zoomer, but this pretty much. internet trumps old school tv so easily.
Fricking facts, OP is coping hard because of "back in my day" boomer logic
Gen Z starts in 1995.
This. People always get confused and think "zoomer" is the new way of saying "kid".
1997
zoomies will never know buying a game and its paid for. the full thing
zoomies will never know going to school without seeing a homosexual or hearing about Black folk
zoomies will never know what its like to not be vaxxed
zoomies will never know what real meat tastes like
zoomies will never experience hulkamania and early internet
zoom zoom will never know what $2 gas is
Looks like the boomers are seething again.
Seething at what? Your shitty pozzed life? Kek
At least I got to experience the pre-2008 world. I got the last breath of soul before it all went to shit because of iPhones.
Revisionist moron
Most of this is late millennial shit. I guess if you put actual zoomer things on there it would be too embarrassing.
>Muh squeakers ruin my online shooter game
>”squeakers actually never existed and no kid played WAW on Xbox at 10 years old
18 year old zoomer here
most of these things were part of my childhood
>remember watching Madagascar, Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home, Grim Adventures, Nolan's Batman trilogy and Spongebob. among many other 2000s shows
>remember watching Avatar and Adventure Time
>owned a gamecube a ds and a gameboy advance
>used to watch ytps with weegee and the troll face in them
only things on here i didn't have were most of the console games on there because i was a poorgay and i never had a an xbox
'99 zoomer here. I experienced all of that shit
Based. 1999 is the best year of Gen Z.
>muh identity
>jaks
cringe
i def experienced the YTPs even got to see some robotnik ones in my time
If you had an older brother as a zoomer, you no doubt were exposed to all of these things.
Are you moronic? That's definitely zoom zoom. I was born in 01 and that's many of the things me and my mates played/watched.
Literally none of these are zoomer.
Nice try zoomer, but if you grew up on that stuff, you're Gen Z.
>Omg, like I was born in 98 and remember playing Super Mario Galaxy and Minecraft as a kid, I think I'm too old to be a zoomer
Im 33
So you were in high school/college for almost everything in that list. You had Spongebob, the Gamecube, and like the first 2 seasons of Billy and Mandy as a kid. The rest was after your time.
>high school doesn't count as part of growing up
It doesn't count as childhood. No Gen Xer claims to have "grown up" with The Lion King even though they were in high school when it came out because they weren't the target audience.
Almost everything in that image is what millenials grew up with - growing up with is not "I was 3 when this came out" it's "I was a pre-teen/teen/young-adult and consumed this content". I was born in 84 and these are the things that were out in highschool to college years. You know, the time you're growing up. This is millenial stuff, not zoomer.
Actually no, growing up with is stuff you associate with your childhood. That's why 90s kids are called 90s kids, because they were kids in the 90s.
98ers weren't old enough to watch the original run of Spongebob, but Nick showed reruns of the classic episodes 24/7 and the show kept going, although it got worse after the movie.
You have a bad understanding of time. Spongebob came out in fricking 99. Nobody born in 98 would claim to have grown up on a show that was out when they were 1 year old.
I was born in 1998 and I watched spongebob all the time growing up because it was always on tv. You are splitting hairs
Spongebob is basically a free space. Millennials, zoomers, and even Gen Alpha grew up on it. It's the modern Mickey Mouse.
Zoomers are not old enough to remember playing Halo 3 at launch
>Zoomers are not old enough to remember playing Halo 3 at launch
Now this is moronation.
the squeakers playing halo 3 are in their 20s now
shit selection of games tbh, should've put in new super mario bros for the Nintendo DS
>saving these shitjaks
HOLY SHIT GO GAME END YOUR LIFE
the state of this board holy frick
>zoomies will never know what its like to not be vaxxed
homie you are most likely vaccinated back then.
kill zoomers
behead zoomers
roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete
slam dunk a zoomer baby into the trashcan
crucify filthy gen z
defecate in a zoomers food
You could’ve saved us but you chose to let the powers that be make us more apathetic than the millenials you also cultivated
At least millennials have the excuse of not doing anything other than playing Angry Birds and watching kung fu Panda. They couldn't even afford a house. They never got a chance to permanently alter the world. But zoomers are a different story.
>Zoomers will never know the exact conditions surrounding trying to consume an inferior medium
So?
If it weren't for the nostalgia, you would agree what zoomers have is way better.
The issue I get from it is not them lacking conditions surrounding trying to consume inferior medium for nostalgia - it's that there is a lot less ability to come into contact with new things. I'm not the OP but I agree with him and go further; this applies to everything from tv, movies, to even music and things to do in life. People now don't get 'forced' to hear things on the radio they never would find otherwise and realize they love this band they haven't heard, they aren't sitting there with nothing to do and finding a new show they'd never bother with.
Once you know what you want now is absolutely better, but finding new things is near impossible when it comes to all entertainment now.
nostalgia cope the post
haha funni frog
>what is twitch
The lowest form of entertainment.
A bunch of copypaste low iq loser scumbags trying to manipulate you into giving them money because they ramble a bunch of gibberish into a camera for 6 hours with no effort whatsoever.
Sirs this is Cinemaphile from Cinemaphile we are a bunch of copy paste low iq loser scumbags
I would not rally on that. Also the completely accepted donation model baffles me everyday. As someone born in the middle at 1998 I do not trust shit on the internet or those randoms in twitch to consistently give my money to, especially when the content is free
cool with the larp friend
Your post is contradicting by its own nature
Twitch is literally the most moronic shit I've ever seen. Watching someone play vidya that you can play yourself, then donating to them in the vain hopes that they mention you on cam. Saddest shit ever.
And >>>Cinemaphile watches grown men play sports and pay for tickets point being manbaby
>And >>>Cinemaphile watches grown men play sports and pay for tickets point being manbaby
?
Anyone can pick up a controller and play a videogame. The idea of the average guy getting together 18 other friends to play baseball, renting a field, hiring umpires to play a complete game is fricking ludicrous. So no, the videogame vs sportsball comparison doesn't work.
And you can watch the sportsball game for free or yes buy a ticket to experience the game live. Sportsball fans aren't donating money to NBA players during the game.
>you cannot just watch other gamers play games and probably better than you just cant okay
And Cinemaphile cup is le bad got it.
>>>Cinemaphile logic here folks
>millennials are older and will die before us
That's all I got from OP
Millennials canonically watched baby movies when they were in high school.
Bro zoomers have to be worst rates of health of any generation. You get mogged by 60 year old boomers. You won’t even make it to a boomer age, getting old people health conditions in your 20s. There is no upside here.
Source: no one and nobody
Life expectancy is better than now than in the past do the math on overpopulation
We can be nostalgic without considering it a superior way of life anon.
>Zoomers will never know whta it's like to watch TV
Of all the things to brag about
>zoomers don't know who John Woo is
Neither do millennials. Only Gen Xers remember him.
zoomers can watch any show or movie ever made while having troony porn open on their ipad
Lmao the troon coomer said this.
Millennial stuff like The Big Bang Theory and Justin Bieber isn't much better.
>I HECKIN LOVE TO CONSOOOOM MOOVIES AND TEEVEE
Why do americans need to brag about their false identities clearly generationism is an american thing because it does not exist on other nations like for example korea.
Commercial breaks where I live are 15-20 minutes long and frequent. Absolutely frick the israeli piece of shit that is television.
r/thatneverhappen
There are multiple weird things I saw while flipping channels as a kid that are stuck in my brain and I have no idea what they are and probably never will. And I don't want to know because it'll spoil that hazy mystical feeling. The first time I saw a black and white film was from randomly flipping channels and it stuck in my brain for weeks, was in my dreams and is still there in the recesses of my mind as a fuzzy memory of some bizarre event I witnessed.
haha another funni frog
we had good times
>Boomer has a "favorite show"
>He hasn't even seen all the episodes ONCE
Covid didn't kill enough
Reminder that the onions boy meme is based on the average childless consumer millennial. Sounds like a lot of you fellas here
yes who knew that Cinemaphile is a bunch of cynical nihilistic hypocrites
>had my favorite shows when i was a teen
>always used to keep an eye on the time if i was out so i could be home ten minutes before the newest episode began, get comfy and settle down to watch
It's nice to be able to pirate everything now, but watching TV felt so pure back then. I didn't get my own computer until I was like 16 so I was late.
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Zoomers will never know what it's like to leave israeli slop that's 30% commercials on in the background to numb the feeling of loneliness and boredom, or watch a terrible series the hack writers make up as they go along because "it's what's on," or watch an episodic show like Star Trek where roughly 25% of the episodes are even decent
Instead they are just total morons who will consume literally anything
>zoomers will never know what it’s like to consume under my mode of consumption
I consume your dads virginity.
>Star Trek where roughly 25% of the episodes are even decent
More like 60%, moron.
Oh no, zoomers will watch their own entertainment instead of eating up whatever slop cable TV is serving?
Think of all the formative hours of ads they'll miss!!!
I'm 32 and even when I was a kid, TV was 90% of the time something I didn't really enjoy but was desperate for entertainment. A few cartoons/comedy shows was the only thing I looked forward to.
Zoomers will never know what it's like to watch shitty Chinese soap operas without subtitles because there's literally nothing else on the 6 channels you can pick up with your foil antenna.
>Zoomers will never know that moment when you stumble across a program you have never seen before but become invested in it so you keep watching
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>Zoomers will never feel that excitement when you carefully remember at what time your show is about to start and hope that it's either your favorite episode or an episode you have never seen before
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>Zoomers will never know the fact that we bought blank tapes to record a program to be sure we wouldn't miss it
i did
>everyone born after 1998 is moronic
Stupid pic, 99ers are the most based zoomers. People born in 98 are Bieber zoomers and people born in 97 didn't watch Billy and Mandy.
>people born in 97 didn't watch Billy and Mandy
i did
Ayy yo whomstve the frick ask
The best zoomers have is living vicariously though better times in shit like Stranger Things and acting like they themselves discovered previously unknown songstress Kate Bush