>is said to be the worst James Bond movie and constantly maligned by reviewtroons as the worst thing ever made
>is actually very entertaining and SOVLful
>far better than any of Graig's Reddit garbage and a classic Bond movie through and through
>has Halle Berry in her prime with a tomboy haircut and semen demon Rosamund Pike
>catchy 2000's era aesthetic and techno theme
I'm never taking anyone's word on a movie ever again.
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Casino Royale was the only good Daniel Craig Bond.
I'd agree but it was good despite of him, not because of him in any way. Graig is such a huge miscast and I can't believe 15 years have passed since he got the role. He looks NOTHING like what a Bond should look like and has no charisma which makes it laughable to believe so many women could fall for an ugly gopnik looking manlet.
>graig poster
look everyone hates craig here but can you stop reposting the same shit word for word? it's boring as frick to listen to over and over, especially when everyone agrees with you and has told you as much every single bond thread
You're definitely right, anon, I'm just autistic and repeat myself sometimes. I just have such a deep resentment for Graig and everything to do with his movies that I get carried away. Sorry for that cause I see now how annoying it is.
No Time To Die is the only bad Craig Bond.
No Time To Die absolutely laps Spectre (pretentious garbage), Skyfall (Home Alone remake) and Quantum (lol shooting without script). It's still not a very good movie, especially not a very good 007 movie, but it sure as frick is better made than three other trash heaps. I feel at this point people hate on NTTD only for the weet ik memes.
I don't love it, but what in godsname is
>pretentious garbage
About Spectre? It's probably the least pretentious out of all the Graig films, it's a blatant return to the old formula
Which formula had Blofeld as Bond's "It was me all along!" brother? Austin Powers?
is that the author of all james' pain?
It speaks to the profound mental moronation and disattachment from culture that Barbara and EON have that they approved this despite it being an infamous gag from Austin Powers. Frick them for shoehorning Monica Belluci with Graig as a frick you to Brosnan fans after passing on her in TND.
Everyone agrees that was moronic but I don't see what's pretentious about it. Spectre is uninspired and dull, I'll give you that
>weird gold/silver color grading like it's an Arronofsky's film
>IT WAS ME JAMES
>the entire third act is a trip
It's good shit. Remember when Bond was fun? Nu-bond is like going to church. So solemn.
Graig's Bond was made for women and homosexuals hence gay twink Q, mystery meat mutt Moneypenny and him being a marriage cuck. They destroyed EVERYTHING that makes the character special, even went as far to insinuate that his Bond had been done in by other men in Skyfall. Frick Barbara.
True. It was kino, but angry youtube reviewer types are deathly allergic to CGI so that 1 wave scene made them fall into an angry anaphilictic shock of hatred
The opening hovercraft chase is kino. The fencing match where they trash the whole fencing school also. All of the Brosnan Bonds are good times.
Best Bond after Connery and my personal favourite. It saddens me that he believed the nonsense from ((critics)) who don't even like Bond as a franchise and started spouting utter NONSENSE that he 'wasn't a good Bond' and that 'he was never comfortable in the role' among other stuff. Ideally, a Bond actor should make you want to be him badly and Brosnan nails this.
It's one of my favorite bond films to be honest
Maybe it's because I watched it as a kid
>cool North Korean villain
>genetic modification was a big topic
>rosamund pike was cute
>funny quips and gadgets
>ice area was memorable
>intro scene was memorable
I wonder if it was trashed because the reviewers were hoping for the villain to be from China
Define an "Arthouse Bond film"
tomorrow never dies or the world is not enough are the worst brosnan bonds
never understood the hate die another day gets, can someone point out a few?
They can't, it's all nonsense. MUH LACK OF LOGIC, MY ICE MOUNTAIN, MY CAMPINESS, it's all nonsense by people who don't know a thing about James Bond and that movies shouldn't be anything but fun escapes from mundane life and nothing more than that. Why do you classify TND and TWINE as the worst? What's the thinking there? I never liked TND myself (fugly Bond girl and lame villain) but TWINE is an S tier for me.
tomorrow never dies, i get lost in the plot
>something about controlling satellites or media, also boring villain
the world is not enough, just christmas jones
>terrible bond girl
>really chessy or bad acting
>drains the energy from the screen
I can forgive the character because she lead to possibly the best one-liner in Bond history.
Goldeneye>TND>DAD
Sorry but TWINE is extremely fricking boring. Renard, despite the actor and concept is immensely fricking dull to watch and Elektra is only hot, that's it. The story itself blows ass too and there's no fun setpieces except for the boat opening and maybe the chopper-chopper scene.
TWINE is alright. I rate it above TND, which has similar issues, and only one good scene with the hitman.
>Elektra is only hot
But wasn't she just
>>far better than any of Graig's Reddit garbage and a classic Bond movie through and through
This is not a compliment.
DaD is an awful movie. Craig's dogshit being even worse doesn't redeem it in any way, it just shows how out of touch and moronic they are. The intro is okay, at least.
>brown tomboy
it’s kino
Best Bond waifu in the series now that I've watched DAD with an open mind. People who say she had no chemistry with Brosnan are wrong.
Damn. Imagine how good that Skyfall Connery cameo was gonna be...
>Asian man's life dream is to turn himself into a white man
Unfathomably based movie.