Get woke, go brok-

Get woke, go brok-

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't woke, you insufferable retard.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive white woman who struggles and barely succeeds at a task
      >woke
      Pick one.

      wasn't in the books

      woke trash. always was. always will be.

      christopher tolkien was right.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I repeat myself, you insufferable retard.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It was though. It's a reference to Macbeth. Macbeth believes that he can't be killed by anyone born of a woman, only to be killed by a man born of a C-section.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          way to put that little shit in his place

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It was in the books. And Tolkien didn't put it in for wokeness, he did it for love of autistic prophecies.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It was, a hobbit and a women kill him.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What an absolutely fucking pathetic false flag.
        have a nice day and boost that 50% just a little bit higher

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      cope incel

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was. I can forgive PJ because its a relatively minor part of the movies, but he knew he had to pay the woke tax even back then.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not. It was a narrative device to further hammer in the idea that evil will falter due to its own hubris, not some silly attempt to push an out of place, unrelated, political point.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It is poltard, cope

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >This isn't woke
      It is. Just because you liked it doesn't make it non-woke.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Your shallow view of wokism undoes you.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      How about this?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        this would be the subject of a thousand bait /misc/ threads if PJ included this entire dialogue

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that later on Eowyn admits that this was basically a depressive episode and renounces to all those warrior lady ideas.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          She married and become cute feminine women in the end, so it's not woke.

          She thought Men were 100% going to lose and she was going to die anyway, so she wanted to die with a sword in her hand rather than spread her legs for the orcs when they come-a-rapin' in the aftermath. Once she didn't think it was hopeless anymore she reverted to based tradfu.

          She was basically the opposite of a modern woman, who will say that she wants to fight the orcs until the opportunity presents itself, at which point she will run away, then spread her legs for the orcs afterwards.
          Literally, just imagine what a modern woman would do and it's the opposite of what Eowyn did.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      if this exact same scene came out today literally everyone on this board would be sperging out about how woke it is don't even pretend otherwise

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. The reason it wasn't woke is because the character earned that moment through bravery.

      What leftist fucktards don't realize is criticism of Mary Sue writing isn't just misogyny. What truly gets under people's skin is female characters accomplishing things they havent suffered to achieve or demonstrated gradual effort towards before achieving.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. It is woke.
      So many people don't know what woke is.
      I had retards on Reddit try and tell me that the Witcher novels were woke lol, only one guy in the comments knew what he was talking about and agreed with me.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive white woman who struggles and barely succeeds at a task
    >woke
    Pick one.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The books paint the situation a little different, it all comes from a premonition from Glorfindel, not that the Witch-King is impervious to damage from creatures with XY chromosomes. He basically tells a dude "leave him be, you aren't the one who is going to kill him, that person will be a woman in the future"
    Also Merry literally stabs him in the knee with a blade precisely forged to damage the Witch-King seconds before Eowyn delivers the final blow

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      thats literally what happened in the movie. He stabbed him with a elven dagger and she finished him in the head.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The scene in Two Towers Extended edition where she sings was cringe lol

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's nothing compared to the overuse of the army of the dead, they were supposed to just take the ships off the corsairs and be released by Aragorn, not fight in the big battle against the elaphants.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh....chudbros....?

    We read the books...r-right..?

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    one scene. not the whole fucking franchise.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not one person understands what ‘woke’ even means. They just apply it to any old shit

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    if it was woke, she would have headbutted the witch king after an incompetent man tried to intervene before being one shotted by the witch king. The witch king then cowardly calls the king's guard to protect him where Eyowyn takes down all 6 of them by herself. King tries to escape but Eyowyn channels the power of love into her sword in the form of a lightning bolt and is cat walking away with her back turned as it strikes

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >This isn't woke, you insufferable retard.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching your retarded TV series, Amazon.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    She married and become cute feminine women in the end, so it's not woke.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >gets married by choice
      >"heh, not so woke now"
      what

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    women belong in the kitchen

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everything to do with Rohan and Minas Tirith was boring / shit / irrelevant. Fellowship was great, then the only good stuff is Frodo & Gollum.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The best bait post I've seen in weeks, Bravo anon

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Females are inherently political and woke.
    This is why you will never get laid, lil chud. I know you'll just handwave this and maybe post an epic meme but 30 years from now you'll think back to this and say "he was right, I should have listened."

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >In 30 years you'll remember this reply to your bait post
      The saddest cope

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >but 30 years from now you'll think back to this and say "he was right, I should have listened.
      Holy projection, Batman

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