the wailing is my best but some others I really like are texas chainsaw, rosemary's baby, audition. The original one missed call, hereditary, pulse and a tale of two sisters are also great
perfect sequel
Gotta be Hellraiser for me
Honorable mentions to: >Texas Chainsaw >Suspiria (OG) >Candyman >Nightbreed
You watched some other giallos? Phenomena from Argento is very comfy
The Blackcoat's Daughter
something about that movie is so cursed
I recently watched The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism for the first time, it's a great one to watch for October to get you in the Halloween mood. The first thirty minutes consists of a carriage ride through a spooky gothic foggy forest with skeletons hanging from the trees. Top tier Halloween atmosphere.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
LOTR trilogy
Raimi Spiderman trilogy
Goodfellas
Casino
Can't think of any other I like enough to put into a top ten, maybe some Schwarzenegger movies. Doesn't matter your genre is still shock value garbage
>Horror is le bad because... it just is okay? >*turns on the latest action sequel CGI slop*
You're practically crying while typing this. Your definition of "Reddit" is actual good movies and not pretending to like slop like it's some high art that's misunderstood. I hate all things modern CGI capeshit slop and horror fits snuggly in that category. No amount of fit throwing will change that.
The best "horror" movie I've ever seen was Maniac (2012) just because of how thematic it was and that barely counts as a horror movie.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>You're practically crying while typing this
No, I actually thought your post was kind of funny. You literally can't even name 10 movies lmao > hate all things modern CGI capeshit slop and horror fits snuggly in that category
You said you enjoy Schwarzenegger movies though?
>Superhero movies before it became capeshit >Is le cool edgy redditor and calls anything with a superhuman capeshit
All horror movies villains are superheroes based on their abilities and therefore capeshit. Cry more.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You literally like spider-man. Your opinion is about as good as dogshit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Says the neck beard who smokes weed and watches terrifier and saw while jerking off. Trying responding again without crying this time.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>neck beard
Nah, not a neck beard >smokes weed
I think weed smokers are morons though? >watches terrifier and saw
I don't like either of these > without crying this time.
What's up with the whole crying thing? Projection or something?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>N-n-n-n-NO... NO NO NO...
You and your movies are ignored by the ingenious and the moronic alike. You are the midwits of movie goers.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>>N-n-n-n-NO... NO NO NO...
But I literally don't smoke weed or watch terrifier or saw and I don't have a beard? Do you want me to lie about it so you can feel better about your le epic insult? >Le midwits
Says the homosexual who likes spider-man
Why is it every time a horror thread gets made, some pretentious homosexual will shit it up with how much he hates horror, but then never say what a actual good genre is?
because other genres are about something
'horror' is cheap tricks and gotchya's a gross out that only appeals to the most vapid, cynical and ugly
you're incapable of feeling nuanced emotions, hence why only horror makes you feel somethiing
that something is disgusting to the rest of your attractive, experienced betters
you wormy shitheads
I'll stop shitting on horror if you present me a single GOOD horror movie that doesn't rely on gore or jump scares for it's horror. Movies that try to do that are A24 slow burn cringe so good look finding one that can straddle the line. Until then enjoy watching the literal bottom of the barrel entertainment.
the irony is that anything that's actually well made and good instantly doesn't qualify as horror
the witch being a prime example
it's NOT a horror film at all, its just a good film
something no 'horror' flick will ever be
A24 hardly started "slow" horror. Almost all 60s and 70s horror moving are atmospheric slow burns with drama. Most of Carpenter and Cronenberg stuff is slow and atmospheric. Hell even many slashers have plenty of drama in them. Going fully hating or fully loving towards A24 are both moronic things to do. It has some good horror movies and some bad.
Even most of the horror movies that have gore and/or jumpscares aren't relying on them. Obvious examples off the top of my head >the texas chain saw massacre >alien >suspiria >ring >creepshow >ghostwatch >peeping tom >final destination >the blair witch project >a nightmare on elm street
That movie sucked. "Do your thing, cuz."
And she was probably willing to get topless but someone in production said "no thanks."
TCM has the worst and most inconsistent timeline of any horror franchise.
>All it takes is one person to ruin my little Reddit circle jerk
This is how insecure you are. All it takes is one normal person to come over, flip the table, call you all virgins and then you immediately agree and realize how stupid your little hobby is. If you weren't you'd be able to provide a single quality example to counter argue with.
they just ignore all the well reasoned non-homosexual tier opinions that instantly point out how fricking moronic and vapid they are
these people always have wall to wall horror posters and wear graphic tees
it's their entire personality
G R O S S (and sad!)
I assume you are the same guy who likes spider-man, right? You have no self-awareness, anon. Your entire top 10 list, which your struggled to even make, is made up of movies on IMDB's top 250 list. You have zero unique taste in films, you are a midwit, just like what you call others. >B-but le cry seethe cope!
No argument?
>You're a homosexual >Now argue with me
You ever think SOME of those movies got to where they are on that list because they're actually good? Unlike the slop you consume on a daily basis. >Your taste isn't unique
So I have to like objectively bad movies in order to have unique taste? I said I love Schwarzenegger movies and people consider those God awful but I don't give a frick. Commando, Running Man, Total Recall, Terminator, Raw Deal, Kindergarten Cop I like them all. Is that unique enough for you?
>You ever think SOME of those movies got to where they are on that list because they're actually good? Unlike the slop you consume on a daily basis.
Yes they are le heckin' good! But that doesn't mean it's still not gay as frick when your entire top 10 is made up of these movies. >So I have to like objectively bad movies in order to have unique taste? I said I love Schwarzenegger movies and people consider those God awful but I don't give a frick. Commando, Running Man, Total Recall, Terminator, Raw Deal, Kindergarten Cop I like them all. Is that unique enough for you?
And how is Schwarzenegger slop any different from horror slop? What makes you seethe so hard at horror shlock but love other sorts of slop? How is watching these any less "pathetic" than watching horror?
Because my slop just isn't so cringe and isn't like by the cringiest people, that's all. >Libs >Gays >Potheads >Hippies >Communists
None of these people like Schwarzenegger movies because they're "toxic masculinity" but I'll bet you every one of them loves their ooey gooey gorey horror goo.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Those types of people like your slop too. They like almost any sort of movie. Imagine hating a entire genre because some of the fans are homosexuals. I have seen tons of redditor homosexuals wearing terminator shirts and buying merchandise of it before. Also, some of them do hate some horror films, because le sexism and le objectifying womens!
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Imagine hating a entire genre because some of the fans are homosexuals.
imagine imagining
3 months ago
Anonymous
Fair points anon, but since he's not arguing in good faith, but from an emotional perspective, you now have mindbroken him:
>Imagine hating a entire genre because some of the fans are homosexuals.
imagine imagining
This is usually the issue when trying to bring clarity to people willingly having a fit. It might be true that nothing punishes evil more than righteousness.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>None of these people like Schwarzenegger movies
Yeah man, Terminator and Predator are niche underground classics that only patricians like you have seen. Not like they're movies that every normalgay has watched and liked by the time they're 13.
Here's some underrated and under appreciated horror:
Invisible Man / Invisible Avenger (1954)
Peeping Tom
Wait Until Dark
Dressed to Kill
When A Stranger Calls (1979)
Altered States
The Prowler
Next of Kin
Heart of Midnight
Jack's Back
Communion
Deep Rising
Morgan
Yeah because the normie doesn't watch anything past shit like this
LOTR trilogy
Raimi Spiderman trilogy
Goodfellas
Casino
Can't think of any other I like enough to put into a top ten, maybe some Schwarzenegger movies. Doesn't matter your genre is still shock value garbage
are you seriously going to post a whole wall of purple postered horror films without the one that started them all? literally you couldn't have a horror movie with a purple cover art until Kolobos started it all!
i'm going to check back in an hour and you had better update this pictures!
don't believe that hateful meme, Kolobos is a very popular movie in the underground horror scene and anti-kolobos haters like to pretend we're all the same person because i'm not even that guy what posted about Kolobos (1999) earlier but all this comments saying I am?!? ridiculous!
Suspiria 2 is Inferno (just ok)
Suspiria 3 is Phenomena (great)
fake Suspiria 3 is Mother of Tears (garbage)
fake Suspiria 2 is Cozzi's The Black Cat (great garbage)
Shock Treatment is kino and I hope you enjoy Phantom of the Paradise (you will)
>fake Suspiria 2 is Cozzi's The Black Cat (great garbage)
The Black Cat is awesome, it's no Suspiria but it's up there with Inferno for me. Insane movie with some nasty effects.
House of 1000 Corpses is much more like Spider Baby than Texas Chain Saw Massacre, down to even having one of the lead actors from Spider Baby in the film.
House of 1000 Corpses is much more like Texas Chain Saw Massacre than Spider Baby, down to even having one of the lead actors from Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 in the film.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 are different movies. Agreed that TCM2 seemingly also influenced House of 1000 Corpses much more than Texas Chain Saw Massacre did.
Carpenter had a pretty solid career of directing horror movies.
Halloween (1978)
The Thing (1982)
The Fog
In the Mouth of Madness
Christine
Vampires
too bad he didn't end it on a high note.
Favorite / Best horror films in general! > John Carpenter's The Thing > Jaws > Alien
gap > The Shining > Invasion of the Body Snatchers (70s) > Hellbound - Hellrasier 2
Favorite slasher films! >> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4 >> Cold Prey = Cold Prey 2
Jason Lives used to be here but not anymore... > Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors > Nightmare on Elm Street > The Final Terror
gap > My Bloody Valentine
Favorite Killer Animal Films! > Jaws
gap > Rogue > Crawl > Primeval > Prophecy
gap > The Deadly Mantis > The Black Scorpion > Komodo
Favorite Ghost / Supernatural Films! > The Shining > The Grudge (American) > The Conjuring 2 > Poltergeist (1982) > The Grudge 2 (American) >>> Ringu = Ringu 2 = Ringu 0 Birthday > The Nun > The Conjuring 3 > The Conjuring
Favorite Zombie Films! >> Night of the Living Dead (1990) = Zombie (1979) > Dawn of the Dead (70s)
>Favorite slasher films! >>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4 >>> Cold Prey = Cold Prey 2 >Jason Lives used to be here but not anymore... >> Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors >> Nightmare on Elm Street >> The Final Terror
what happened to change your mind about Jason Lives?
>Favorite slasher films! >>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4 >>> Cold Prey = Cold Prey 2 >Jason Lives used to be here but not anymore... >> Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors >> Nightmare on Elm Street >> The Final Terror
what happened to change your mind about Jason Lives?
Watched it for the first time in a long while last year and it's still solid (semi tied with 2 & 4 as best F13) but it's too fast paced so we don't get to know the cast like 1-4, no nudity, no comfy errie tone like 2-3.
Piranha 3D
Also, both My Bloody Valentine remake & Silent Night (2012) have full frontal nudity with bawds running around wearing literally nothing as they're chased and killed by the slasher
VERY GOOD > Halloween (18) >>> F13 - Part 2 = The Final Chapter = Part 6 > Wes Craven's New Nightmare >>> F13 - Part 3 = Part 5 = 2009 > Halloween 6 (PC) > Jason Goes to Hell > F13 - Part 7
GOOD > Freddy vs Jason > Halloween 3 > ANOES 4 - Dream Master > Jason X
How can people like horror movies? If they are bad, it's boring, which sucks; if they are good, it's scaring, which sucks. Sometimes they are disgusting too.
So, can someone explain to me how is it that people like horror movies? It baffles me.
>if it's bad, it's bad.
No way. >if it's good, it's scary
Not really if you're an adult. >Sometimes they are disgusting too.
Yeah, that's a good thing. >So, can someone explain to me how is it that people like horror movies?
They're fun and have cool visuals and atmosphere. I don't get how somebody could not like horror movies.
no one actually does, these people are so sillly they think pretending to enjoy this types of movies makes them look like tough-boys but truly they are surely not
How can people like horror movies? If they are bad, it's boring, which sucks; if they are good, it's scaring, which sucks. Sometimes they are disgusting too.
So, can someone explain to me how is it that people like horror movies? It baffles me.
Stop sucking so many dicks you dumb ass homos. I kind of feel bad for you gays though. Your fathers used to be gay dick suckers too, so it might be a genetic thing.
I think I'm trash because I TYPICALLY prefer 21st century horror movies. The classics just don't seem to do it for me. Paranormal ghost-type stuff and monsters are my preferred horror types. I simply don't really care for slashers.
My favorites are:
A Dark Song
Mama
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
The Haunting of Hill House (not a movie but great.)
Alien
I really enjoyed:
Talk To Me
Smile
As Above So Below
Sinister
[REC]
Midnight Mass
Scared the shit out of me at some point in my life:
The Ring
The Bye Bye Man (Just that one scene)
Hell House LLC
1408
The Descent
Lights Out
I fricking hated:
Megan is Missing (piece of shit excuse to film gross fetish bullshit)
Men
We're All Going to the World's Fair
Martyrs (overrated as frick. idk why so many people love it.)
You Won't Be Alone (this shit could have been excellent if that b***h wasn't fricking asmr whispering in my ears the entire fricking movie)
Nope
Dead Silence (I hate all doll-related horror. Chuckie is just ok.)
so so so many more
>Watch badly rated horror film >Expect it to be awful because of shit ratings >It's actually kino
What horror kino is it for you? For me it's Murder-Set-Pieces.
I can't believe you mentioned that, I was going to in this post, lol
Agreed. Shocked how good looking it was. Most "extreme" movies are amateurish as frick.
I fricking love that movie, another that was higher quality than I was expecting
Weirdly, I've seen both versions and think the R-rated cut is better than the Director's. His other movie, Nutbag, is TERRIBLE.
Any of these you haven't seen? >alligator >psychos in love >razorback >student bodies >deadtime stories >xtro >cheerleader camp >scarecrows >don't open till christmas >grandmother's house
Haven't seen Cheerleader Camp, you just saved this coming Friday night. Haven't seen Student Bodies either, but I can't find it anywhere in decent quality.
>Haven't seen Cheerleader Camp, you just saved this coming Friday night
Hope you enjoy, it's pretty fun. Not a full on parody slasher but it's kind of a tongue in cheek take on summer camp slashers. >Haven't seen Student Bodies either, but I can't find it anywhere in decent quality.
Here https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-student-bodies-1981-238918.html
I use the Backup server, the other ones freeze sometimes.
Cheers lad, it gets hard at times finding horror flicks because physical copies are either limited and expensive, rare as frick or non-existent, and if they're too obscure no site ever hosts them.
Cheers. True that it's hard to find older movies sometimes, even when they're not that obscure.
>https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-student-bodies-1981-238918.html
cool. thanks for the reccommendation. seen most of the well known ones and always looking for recs. What did you think of Night Swim?
No problem anon. Haven't seen Night Swim, might check it out eventually. Also nice Satanic digits.
>https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-student-bodies-1981-238918.html
cool. thanks for the reccommendation. seen most of the well known ones and always looking for recs. What did you think of Night Swim?
I remember you from /hor/ I think. I'd rec something but I think you'll already have seen everything I know, last time iirc I rec'd The Golden Glove but you said you'd seen it. I watched the original I Spit on Your Grave a few months back, you've probably seen it but it gave me similar vibes to stuff like Henry and Der Fan.
Maybe check out Communion (1989) if you haven't seen that. The surreal nature of the movie and Walken's unhinged performance reminded me of Possession.
>He thinks Henry is legit horror and I think it's more obscure or niche type.
What does this mean? How would it being obscure or niche preclude it from being horror?
Henry is also one of the least obscure films on his chart, you'll see it on "best horror" lists you'll find on Google but you're probably not seeing AU Penance, Nekromantic 2, or Der Fan on any of those unless you dive into the niche horror community.
The best horror is when it's unexpected. I was watching picrel (very good, not horror but it's a Hammer monster movie so /hor/bros might like it) and the stuff with the apeman cave was creepy. Had me on edge when the ape wanders in right after Tumak finds the skulls.
>MFW the horror film features a strong, independent, empowered , plus-sized black women and no nudity or excessive gore and it is also published by A24
>A24
Does A24 have any actually good horror movies? Besides Spring Breakers (about the horrors of having a daughter) and Uncut Gems (about the horrors of being israeli.)
Also you forgot >Movie doesn't shit on white male characters but represents them as real human beings instead of evil and stupid caricatures >No woke politics >No gays >Has a white heterosexual couple not shown in negative way >The black girl isn't racist against whites, is good friend with one white guy and has a crush on other white guy >Has no plot armor but gets manipulated by evil spirits and dies
His channel hasn't been getting the same amount of views it did before he did that moronic protest in solidarity with the Hollywood strike and he's desperate about it, he said he's gonna do only the most requested movies this year to try and get his views back up. Pretty funny it backfired so hard.
Degenerate alcoholic here
When I'm really plastered I'd frick probably anybody. I haven't fricked any guys yet, but I can easily see it happening, especially if he's pretty like John was in this, I've fricked some real ghouls before
Same director. He's only doing it because Silver Lake was such a box office disaster for them. Could see them forcing Aster to do a Hereditary 2 after Beau flopped, kek (they won't, I'm keeding)
>twins of evil >body bags >horror express >the loved ones >tales from the darkside the movie >inferno >night of the demons 2
You missed a ton. Also you're a moronic newbie if you think OP made that image.
>twins of evil
medieval drama but not a horror movie >horror express
absolute snorefest >inferno
if you watched the trailer you have seen every single interesting scene of that movie. it is extremely boring and not worth sitting throgh for just a few nice setpieces >night of the demons 2
90s teen shovelware, watch scream instead >tales from the darkside
not particularly bad but I personally dislike it for its cheap quality >the loved ones
lol, LMFAO! I hope you ain't serious... that shitflick is 2 hours of screaming, a moron copy of hostel
I will give you body bags, pumping that moron take up to a 1/10 list, bravo!
also I did not claim that OP created this, but he is guilty of reposting that shit in the first place... are you the gay OP?
Not a favourite, but I keep thinkint about the ending scene from "The final prayer / The borderlands". I hate that nobody has watched that stupid mockumentary, I've only seen discussions about it in Reddit.
texas chainsaw 2
BRING IT ALL DOWN!!!
the wailing is my best but some others I really like are texas chainsaw, rosemary's baby, audition. The original one missed call, hereditary, pulse and a tale of two sisters are also great
perfect sequel
You watched some other giallos? Phenomena from Argento is very comfy
can you convince me to watch it, it seems generic
The Blackcoat's Daughter
something about that movie is so cursed
Never seen that one, noted!
im literally watching that right now
Halloween III
I recently watched The Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism for the first time, it's a great one to watch for October to get you in the Halloween mood. The first thirty minutes consists of a carriage ride through a spooky gothic foggy forest with skeletons hanging from the trees. Top tier Halloween atmosphere.
>Slop
>Slop
>Slop
>Slop
>Slop
Wow, the horror genre gets snubbed for a good fricking reason, huh?
>Slop
Watch Skinamarinsk. It will change your mind.
This guy is a homosexual btw
is that the noise you make when you suck on your boyfriend's penis?
>Wow, the horror genre gets snubbed for a good fricking reason, huh?
Case in point, the dregs of society are it's core audience
Name your top 10 movies
>inb4 he doesn't name them as he has none
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
I assume your being ironic? If not, you are literally homosexual
LOTR trilogy
Raimi Spiderman trilogy
Goodfellas
Casino
Can't think of any other I like enough to put into a top ten, maybe some Schwarzenegger movies. Doesn't matter your genre is still shock value garbage
Seethe
Your taste is literally the most fricking reddit taste ever. Go back
>Le seethe!
>Le cope!
Go back
You're practically crying while typing this. Your definition of "Reddit" is actual good movies and not pretending to like slop like it's some high art that's misunderstood. I hate all things modern CGI capeshit slop and horror fits snuggly in that category. No amount of fit throwing will change that.
The best "horror" movie I've ever seen was Maniac (2012) just because of how thematic it was and that barely counts as a horror movie.
>You're practically crying while typing this
No, I actually thought your post was kind of funny. You literally can't even name 10 movies lmao
> hate all things modern CGI capeshit slop and horror fits snuggly in that category
You said you enjoy Schwarzenegger movies though?
>Capeshit in his top ten
>Makes fun of other peoples taste
>Superhero movies before it became capeshit
>Is le cool edgy redditor and calls anything with a superhuman capeshit
All horror movies villains are superheroes based on their abilities and therefore capeshit. Cry more.
You literally like spider-man. Your opinion is about as good as dogshit.
Says the neck beard who smokes weed and watches terrifier and saw while jerking off. Trying responding again without crying this time.
>neck beard
Nah, not a neck beard
>smokes weed
I think weed smokers are morons though?
>watches terrifier and saw
I don't like either of these
> without crying this time.
What's up with the whole crying thing? Projection or something?
>N-n-n-n-NO... NO NO NO...
You and your movies are ignored by the ingenious and the moronic alike. You are the midwits of movie goers.
>>N-n-n-n-NO... NO NO NO...
But I literally don't smoke weed or watch terrifier or saw and I don't have a beard? Do you want me to lie about it so you can feel better about your le epic insult?
>Le midwits
Says the homosexual who likes spider-man
are you 14? wtf
>Raimi Spiderman trilogy
Raimi is a horror guy
>Horror is le bad because... it just is okay?
>*turns on the latest action sequel CGI slop*
this
it's not even a valid genre to begin with
Why is it every time a horror thread gets made, some pretentious homosexual will shit it up with how much he hates horror, but then never say what a actual good genre is?
Also, I've noticed the anti-horror posters always post at the same time of day. During the /hor/ threads they used to also.
Strangely, other genres like superhero movies are well accepted and even celebrated
Because it gets them (You)s and they crave attention. The anons who come into anime threads and just constantly say "tranime" do the exact same shit.
because other genres are about something
'horror' is cheap tricks and gotchya's a gross out that only appeals to the most vapid, cynical and ugly
you're incapable of feeling nuanced emotions, hence why only horror makes you feel somethiing
that something is disgusting to the rest of your attractive, experienced betters
you wormy shitheads
I'll stop shitting on horror if you present me a single GOOD horror movie that doesn't rely on gore or jump scares for it's horror. Movies that try to do that are A24 slow burn cringe so good look finding one that can straddle the line. Until then enjoy watching the literal bottom of the barrel entertainment.
the irony is that anything that's actually well made and good instantly doesn't qualify as horror
the witch being a prime example
it's NOT a horror film at all, its just a good film
something no 'horror' flick will ever be
The Excorist has no gore or jump scares that I recall and it's a pretty good horror movie. Scared the frick out of me as a kid
A24 hardly started "slow" horror. Almost all 60s and 70s horror moving are atmospheric slow burns with drama. Most of Carpenter and Cronenberg stuff is slow and atmospheric. Hell even many slashers have plenty of drama in them. Going fully hating or fully loving towards A24 are both moronic things to do. It has some good horror movies and some bad.
Even most of the horror movies that have gore and/or jumpscares aren't relying on them. Obvious examples off the top of my head
>the texas chain saw massacre
>alien
>suspiria
>ring
>creepshow
>ghostwatch
>peeping tom
>final destination
>the blair witch project
>a nightmare on elm street
It's called bait, and you Black folk should be ignoring it or bullying him
Every horror fan I’ve met was chill, I’d rather hang out with them than some homosexual art school film kid
TCM 2003, because reasons Biel
Not Daddario in the newer one?
I liked it but some characters like the mayor and the cops were real fricking stupider than stupid
That movie sucked. "Do your thing, cuz."
And she was probably willing to get topless but someone in production said "no thanks."
TCM has the worst and most inconsistent timeline of any horror franchise.
no sense of humor
her eyes are objectively ugly af
You're objectively moronic
the witch 2016 is kino.
That one is great indeed
Gotta be Hellraiser for me
Honorable mentions to:
>Texas Chainsaw
>Suspiria (OG)
>Candyman
>Nightbreed
I think my favorite is Suspiria. The music is also a huge factor to take into consideration
My favorite is Scary Movie (1991). I also really like Frank Henenlotter movies like Basket Case and Brain Damage
Fear The Walking Dead is criminally underrated.
That's a statement I never expected to read. Elaborate?
>Another horror thread ruined because some homosexual decided to ape out and seethe over horror kinos
>All it takes is one person to ruin my little Reddit circle jerk
This is how insecure you are. All it takes is one normal person to come over, flip the table, call you all virgins and then you immediately agree and realize how stupid your little hobby is. If you weren't you'd be able to provide a single quality example to counter argue with.
they just ignore all the well reasoned non-homosexual tier opinions that instantly point out how fricking moronic and vapid they are
these people always have wall to wall horror posters and wear graphic tees
it's their entire personality
G R O S S (and sad!)
So name 10 good movies. Show us your great taste, homosexual. Show us how le cool you are.
>G R O S S (and sad!)
Unironic homosexual speak
I assume you are the same guy who likes spider-man, right? You have no self-awareness, anon. Your entire top 10 list, which your struggled to even make, is made up of movies on IMDB's top 250 list. You have zero unique taste in films, you are a midwit, just like what you call others.
>B-but le cry seethe cope!
No argument?
>You're a homosexual
>Now argue with me
You ever think SOME of those movies got to where they are on that list because they're actually good? Unlike the slop you consume on a daily basis.
>Your taste isn't unique
So I have to like objectively bad movies in order to have unique taste? I said I love Schwarzenegger movies and people consider those God awful but I don't give a frick. Commando, Running Man, Total Recall, Terminator, Raw Deal, Kindergarten Cop I like them all. Is that unique enough for you?
>You ever think SOME of those movies got to where they are on that list because they're actually good? Unlike the slop you consume on a daily basis.
Yes they are le heckin' good! But that doesn't mean it's still not gay as frick when your entire top 10 is made up of these movies.
>So I have to like objectively bad movies in order to have unique taste? I said I love Schwarzenegger movies and people consider those God awful but I don't give a frick. Commando, Running Man, Total Recall, Terminator, Raw Deal, Kindergarten Cop I like them all. Is that unique enough for you?
And how is Schwarzenegger slop any different from horror slop? What makes you seethe so hard at horror shlock but love other sorts of slop? How is watching these any less "pathetic" than watching horror?
Because my slop just isn't so cringe and isn't like by the cringiest people, that's all.
>Libs
>Gays
>Potheads
>Hippies
>Communists
None of these people like Schwarzenegger movies because they're "toxic masculinity" but I'll bet you every one of them loves their ooey gooey gorey horror goo.
Those types of people like your slop too. They like almost any sort of movie. Imagine hating a entire genre because some of the fans are homosexuals. I have seen tons of redditor homosexuals wearing terminator shirts and buying merchandise of it before. Also, some of them do hate some horror films, because le sexism and le objectifying womens!
>Imagine hating a entire genre because some of the fans are homosexuals.
imagine imagining
Fair points anon, but since he's not arguing in good faith, but from an emotional perspective, you now have mindbroken him:
This is usually the issue when trying to bring clarity to people willingly having a fit. It might be true that nothing punishes evil more than righteousness.
>None of these people like Schwarzenegger movies
Yeah man, Terminator and Predator are niche underground classics that only patricians like you have seen. Not like they're movies that every normalgay has watched and liked by the time they're 13.
>I like slop but only if it's my Arnie slop!
Holy shit and you're calling horror movies bad. Stop posting forever you fricking embarrassment
The Invisible Man (1933)
Evil Dead 2
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Probs one of those
>Evil Dead 2
That one is severely overrated
Why do modern horror films have no hot women and no boobs in them?
I like that bit in Xtro where she gives birth to a Whole-Ass MAN and it promptly kills her. Kinda turns me on tbh
Here's some underrated and under appreciated horror:
Invisible Man / Invisible Avenger (1954)
Peeping Tom
Wait Until Dark
Dressed to Kill
When A Stranger Calls (1979)
Altered States
The Prowler
Next of Kin
Heart of Midnight
Jack's Back
Communion
Deep Rising
Morgan
Altered States is as appreciated as it deserves, if not slightly more so.
I've never heard a normie mention it. First I heard of it was on either Cinemaphile or /x/.
Yeah because the normie doesn't watch anything past shit like this
>When A Stranger Calls (1979)
only to find that the calls are coming from inside the house.
lmfao what a dumb roastie. does she die at the end?
You obviously know nothing about the movie
are you seriously going to post a whole wall of purple postered horror films without the one that started them all? literally you couldn't have a horror movie with a purple cover art until Kolobos started it all!
i'm going to check back in an hour and you had better update this pictures!
Nice to see the kolobosautist is still alive
don't believe that hateful meme, Kolobos is a very popular movie in the underground horror scene and anti-kolobos haters like to pretend we're all the same person because i'm not even that guy what posted about Kolobos (1999) earlier but all this comments saying I am?!? ridiculous!
Having another schizophrenic episode I see
Swallow (2019)
Suspiria 2
Suspiria 2 is Inferno (just ok)
Suspiria 3 is Phenomena (great)
fake Suspiria 3 is Mother of Tears (garbage)
fake Suspiria 2 is Cozzi's The Black Cat (great garbage)
Shock Treatment is kino and I hope you enjoy Phantom of the Paradise (you will)
>fake Suspiria 2 is Cozzi's The Black Cat (great garbage)
The Black Cat is awesome, it's no Suspiria but it's up there with Inferno for me. Insane movie with some nasty effects.
Haven’t seen Phantom yet. is this the same anon I talked to earlier this week? Glad one other person recognizes what this is even from kek
Seems like Rob Zombie really wanted to make a TCM movie but had to settle for Halloween which he wasn't a huge fan of.
He's not going to remake TCM after ripping it off in House of a thousand corpses.
House of 1000 Corpses is much more like Spider Baby than Texas Chain Saw Massacre, down to even having one of the lead actors from Spider Baby in the film.
House of 1000 Corpses is much more like Texas Chain Saw Massacre than Spider Baby, down to even having one of the lead actors from Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 in the film.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 are different movies. Agreed that TCM2 seemingly also influenced House of 1000 Corpses much more than Texas Chain Saw Massacre did.
Carpenter had a pretty solid career of directing horror movies.
Halloween (1978)
The Thing (1982)
The Fog
In the Mouth of Madness
Christine
Vampires
too bad he didn't end it on a high note.
Watching Piggy.
Any more fat/hor/ kino?
Feed, bro
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Scream
Any small critter movie released recently besides Unwelcome?
Favorite / Best horror films in general!
> John Carpenter's The Thing
> Jaws
> Alien
gap
> The Shining
> Invasion of the Body Snatchers (70s)
> Hellbound - Hellrasier 2
Favorite slasher films!
>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4
>> Cold Prey = Cold Prey 2
Jason Lives used to be here but not anymore...
> Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
> Nightmare on Elm Street
> The Final Terror
gap
> My Bloody Valentine
Favorite Killer Animal Films!
> Jaws
gap
> Rogue
> Crawl
> Primeval
> Prophecy
gap
> The Deadly Mantis
> The Black Scorpion
> Komodo
Favorite Ghost / Supernatural Films!
> The Shining
> The Grudge (American)
> The Conjuring 2
> Poltergeist (1982)
> The Grudge 2 (American)
>>> Ringu = Ringu 2 = Ringu 0 Birthday
> The Nun
> The Conjuring 3
> The Conjuring
Favorite Zombie Films!
>> Night of the Living Dead (1990) = Zombie (1979)
> Dawn of the Dead (70s)
>Favorite slasher films!
>>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4
>>> Cold Prey = Cold Prey 2
>Jason Lives used to be here but not anymore...
>> Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
>> Nightmare on Elm Street
>> The Final Terror
what happened to change your mind about Jason Lives?
Watched it for the first time in a long while last year and it's still solid (semi tied with 2 & 4 as best F13) but it's too fast paced so we don't get to know the cast like 1-4, no nudity, no comfy errie tone like 2-3.
‘77 kino trilogy
You got 4/10
Recommend me some horror films filled with breasts and sex
X
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh
Kolobos is a chock full of luscious breasts, it's basically hard core porn
Piranha 3D
Also, both My Bloody Valentine remake & Silent Night (2012) have full frontal nudity with bawds running around wearing literally nothing as they're chased and killed by the slasher
Any fun killer animal movies released recently besides the junkie bear?
Crawl (IMO the 3rd best killer animal film ever after Jaws & Rogue)
The Shallows
47 Meters Down & sequel
The Meg & sequel.
what about the one about the tiger? Burning Bright?
Not recent but yes it was good.
GREAT
> Halloween 1
>> Halloween 2 = Halloween 4
> ANOES 3 - Dream Warriors
> ANOES
VERY GOOD
> Halloween (18)
>>> F13 - Part 2 = The Final Chapter = Part 6
> Wes Craven's New Nightmare
>>> F13 - Part 3 = Part 5 = 2009
> Halloween 6 (PC)
> Jason Goes to Hell
> F13 - Part 7
GOOD
> Freddy vs Jason
> Halloween 3
> ANOES 4 - Dream Master
> Jason X
DECENT
> Halloween Kills
> ANOES 2 - Freddy's Revenge
> Halloween H20
> Halloween 5
> Halloween Ends
> Freddy's Dead
OK / MEH
> Zombie's Halloween 2
> Friday the 13th (orig)
> Zombie's Halloween
POOR
> Halloween 6 (TC)
> ANOES 5 - Dream Child
> F13 - Part 8
BAD
> Halloween Resurrection
HORRIBLE
What's some nice horror movies about people wandering into forgotten research facilities that still harbor horrific experiments/monsters?
How can people like horror movies? If they are bad, it's boring, which sucks; if they are good, it's scaring, which sucks. Sometimes they are disgusting too.
So, can someone explain to me how is it that people like horror movies? It baffles me.
Hey, guess what! You can leave the thread. Bye.
>if it's bad, it's bad.
No way.
>if it's good, it's scary
Not really if you're an adult.
>Sometimes they are disgusting too.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
>So, can someone explain to me how is it that people like horror movies?
They're fun and have cool visuals and atmosphere. I don't get how somebody could not like horror movies.
no one actually does, these people are so sillly they think pretending to enjoy this types of movies makes them look like tough-boys but truly they are surely not
Stop sucking so many dicks you dumb ass homos. I kind of feel bad for you gays though. Your fathers used to be gay dick suckers too, so it might be a genetic thing.
The good ones achieve a middle ground between being unsettling/unnerving, while also having rewatchability and dark humor thrown in a bit.
Jacob's ladder, leptirica, or the collector
>leptirica
will give it a watch, I love vampire movies in the 19th century
Give me some horror movies that gen Z would hate because It have gore, sex and nudity...
From Beyond
I think I'm trash because I TYPICALLY prefer 21st century horror movies. The classics just don't seem to do it for me. Paranormal ghost-type stuff and monsters are my preferred horror types. I simply don't really care for slashers.
My favorites are:
A Dark Song
Mama
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
The Haunting of Hill House (not a movie but great.)
Alien
I really enjoyed:
Talk To Me
Smile
As Above So Below
Sinister
[REC]
Midnight Mass
Scared the shit out of me at some point in my life:
The Ring
The Bye Bye Man (Just that one scene)
Hell House LLC
1408
The Descent
Lights Out
I fricking hated:
Megan is Missing (piece of shit excuse to film gross fetish bullshit)
Men
We're All Going to the World's Fair
Martyrs (overrated as frick. idk why so many people love it.)
You Won't Be Alone (this shit could have been excellent if that b***h wasn't fricking asmr whispering in my ears the entire fricking movie)
Nope
Dead Silence (I hate all doll-related horror. Chuckie is just ok.)
so so so many more
How’d nobody mention the unholy trifecta from when I was 15?
>Salo/120 Days of Sodom
>Cannibal Holocaust
>A Serbian Film
Cannibal Holocaust is great but I've never watched Salo or Serbian Film.
Serbian Film is just a meme. nothing worthwhile, just gets you internet cool guy points if you can stomach it.
Serbian Film was kino.
Agreed. Shocked how good looking it was. Most "extreme" movies are amateurish as frick.
Yeah. Extreme horror is a kino idea but a lot of it sucks. The August Undeground movies are pretty good for being low-budget though
>Watch badly rated horror film
>Expect it to be awful because of shit ratings
>It's actually kino
What horror kino is it for you? For me it's Murder-Set-Pieces.
I can't believe you mentioned that, I was going to in this post, lol
I fricking love that movie, another that was higher quality than I was expecting
Weirdly, I've seen both versions and think the R-rated cut is better than the Director's. His other movie, Nutbag, is TERRIBLE.
>R-rated cut is better than the Director's.
R-rated one is really bad lmao
>His other movie, Nutbag, is TERRIBLE.
I agree with you on that one.
Only one answer: Jason takes Manhattan
New Blood was the best one IMO
>tfw I've seen just about every fun 80's horror movie
it's over for me, lads. there's nothing left.
Any of these you haven't seen?
>alligator
>psychos in love
>razorback
>student bodies
>deadtime stories
>xtro
>cheerleader camp
>scarecrows
>don't open till christmas
>grandmother's house
Haven't seen Cheerleader Camp, you just saved this coming Friday night. Haven't seen Student Bodies either, but I can't find it anywhere in decent quality.
>Haven't seen Cheerleader Camp, you just saved this coming Friday night
Hope you enjoy, it's pretty fun. Not a full on parody slasher but it's kind of a tongue in cheek take on summer camp slashers.
>Haven't seen Student Bodies either, but I can't find it anywhere in decent quality.
Here https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-student-bodies-1981-238918.html
I use the Backup server, the other ones freeze sometimes.
Cheers lad, it gets hard at times finding horror flicks because physical copies are either limited and expensive, rare as frick or non-existent, and if they're too obscure no site ever hosts them.
Cheers. True that it's hard to find older movies sometimes, even when they're not that obscure.
No problem anon. Haven't seen Night Swim, might check it out eventually. Also nice Satanic digits.
>https://ww1.m4uhd.tv/watch-movie-student-bodies-1981-238918.html
cool. thanks for the reccommendation. seen most of the well known ones and always looking for recs. What did you think of Night Swim?
Recommend me some kinos
not exactly KINO, but worth watching if you like horror. Night Swim. Also go watch The Night Flier. That was pretty kino.
I remember you from /hor/ I think. I'd rec something but I think you'll already have seen everything I know, last time iirc I rec'd The Golden Glove but you said you'd seen it. I watched the original I Spit on Your Grave a few months back, you've probably seen it but it gave me similar vibes to stuff like Henry and Der Fan.
Maybe check out Communion (1989) if you haven't seen that. The surreal nature of the movie and Walken's unhinged performance reminded me of Possession.
Yeah that's me. I'll check out Communion
>I'll check out Communion
Hope you enjoy. Very strange film.
Also check out the commmunion girl. It's a horror movie from Spain.
Yeah I rmb him too. He thinks Henry is legit horror and I think it's more obscure or niche type.
That wasn't just me. Somebody else was saying it was horror too.
>He thinks Henry is legit horror and I think it's more obscure or niche type.
What does this mean? How would it being obscure or niche preclude it from being horror?
Henry is also one of the least obscure films on his chart, you'll see it on "best horror" lists you'll find on Google but you're probably not seeing AU Penance, Nekromantic 2, or Der Fan on any of those unless you dive into the niche horror community.
Price of Darkness (1987)
Seen all of Carpenter's stuff, Prince of Darkness is kino.
Scream is my favorite but Texas Chainsaw is the best
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre > Texas Chainsaw
wait, is one of the sequels actually just named Texas Chainsaw? I never saw any of them past New Generation.
Yeah lmao, that one is awful too
>I never saw any of them past New Generation.
You are lucky. 1, 2, 3, and Next Gen are the only good ones.
Halloween > Halloween >>>> Halloween
The best horror is when it's unexpected. I was watching picrel (very good, not horror but it's a Hammer monster movie so /hor/bros might like it) and the stuff with the apeman cave was creepy. Had me on edge when the ape wanders in right after Tumak finds the skulls.
Enjoyed this more than I thought I would though it's more of a comedy than horror.
7/10
>MFW the horror film features a strong, independent, empowered , plus-sized black women and no nudity or excessive gore and it is also published by A24
name 1
Talk to Me has
>Black Women main character
>No objectification of women
>No excessive gore or torture porn towards women
>A24
>Soi horror
>A24
Does A24 have any actually good horror movies? Besides Spring Breakers (about the horrors of having a daughter) and Uncut Gems (about the horrors of being israeli.)
Under the skin
Green Room
Blackcoats Daughter
The Lighthouse
Pearl
>Pearl
X is so bad that it ruins Pearl
I liked X but I don't bring it up here because it always turns into the same arguments that I've seen on here 1000 times.
It's unwatchable because of those scenes
I'm not having this discussion.
name 3 reasons why the film needed those scenes
>hurrdurr why is there porn in a movie that's marketed as a porn slasher
Also you forgot
>Movie doesn't shit on white male characters but represents them as real human beings instead of evil and stupid caricatures
>No woke politics
>No gays
>Has a white heterosexual couple not shown in negative way
>The black girl isn't racist against whites, is good friend with one white guy and has a crush on other white guy
>Has no plot armor but gets manipulated by evil spirits and dies
His channel hasn't been getting the same amount of views it did before he did that moronic protest in solidarity with the Hollywood strike and he's desperate about it, he said he's gonna do only the most requested movies this year to try and get his views back up. Pretty funny it backfired so hard.
everybody calls A24 THE slow burn art horror studio
it's less than 30 out of over 200 films they've produced
>watches horror movies for a living
>sees breasts
>"Yikes! This didn't age well!"
why doesn't he just cover feminist "revenge against the patriarchy" power fantasy movies then?
oh yes, because nobody would watch it.
The Thing (1982)
I think that In the Mouth of Madness was better
i still haven't seen it
So what happened in the 2010s that killed horror? Will it ever be kino again? New horror movies just don't feel like the old ones
What are other good occult horror movies
Any horror films that feature tentacles? Already seen Possession and From Beyond.
what the FRICK was his problem?
Degenerate alcoholic here
When I'm really plastered I'd frick probably anybody. I haven't fricked any guys yet, but I can easily see it happening, especially if he's pretty like John was in this, I've fricked some real ghouls before
Is this actually good?
Yeah
I hate that this is getting a sequel. They will frick it up
Same director. He's only doing it because Silver Lake was such a box office disaster for them. Could see them forcing Aster to do a Hereditary 2 after Beau flopped, kek (they won't, I'm keeding)
He's doing western neo-noir movie with horror elements with Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone and Christopher Abbott now.
As in Under the Silver Lake? Oh that movie is entertaining, if nothing else
It is pretty good, scary even
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is unironically kino if you skip the flashback shit
It's funny when he murders the girl's ex though, then goes on a completely random rampage in the middle of the day
That part was kino as frick.
Haven't seen 2 but the first one is great.
Well you'll love 2!
Half of it is footage from 1
About 40 minutes is footage from 1
The other hour is original to 2
I went and watched the trailers of all movies I did not know off your fricking wall of fail, what a waste of time! The only watchable movies here are:
Blob
Exorcist
Body Snatchers
Demon Seed
Phantasm Series
Keep
Thinner
Lawnmower man
Where Thinner and Lawnmower are not really horror movies, that is a 6/70 hit ratio, moronicly done my friend!
>twins of evil
>body bags
>horror express
>the loved ones
>tales from the darkside the movie
>inferno
>night of the demons 2
You missed a ton. Also you're a moronic newbie if you think OP made that image.
>twins of evil
medieval drama but not a horror movie
>horror express
absolute snorefest
>inferno
if you watched the trailer you have seen every single interesting scene of that movie. it is extremely boring and not worth sitting throgh for just a few nice setpieces
>night of the demons 2
90s teen shovelware, watch scream instead
>tales from the darkside
not particularly bad but I personally dislike it for its cheap quality
>the loved ones
lol, LMFAO! I hope you ain't serious... that shitflick is 2 hours of screaming, a moron copy of hostel
I will give you body bags, pumping that moron take up to a 1/10 list, bravo!
also I did not claim that OP created this, but he is guilty of reposting that shit in the first place... are you the gay OP?
>"x isn't horror"
Horror films do not exist. All horror films are actually thrillers, dramas and comedies.
lol... are you serious?
>the negotiator is the same genre/energy/experience as evil dead
get your brain unclogged
Not a favourite, but I keep thinkint about the ending scene from "The final prayer / The borderlands". I hate that nobody has watched that stupid mockumentary, I've only seen discussions about it in Reddit.
Scary movie 2