i keep getting random pains all over my body and feel terrible in general so I am not taking getting old for granted anymore. which I guess might be more reason to not waste time here anymore.
You're really good at making funny posts on Cinemaphile. You don't think anyone noticed, but I'm a huge fan of your posts. One of the main reasons I keep coming back.
>main character complains about not having sex >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
I am getting tired of this plothole....
>character is a "good guy" >character doesn't donate all his excess money and stuff to the nearest shelter >character literally allows whole families to starve because he wants to go to IHOP once a month.
well you see, i dont want just "sex", i want a meaningful relationship, with mutual respect, care and love, sex naturaly occurs then, but its not really the objective
>main character complains about not having sex >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
I am getting tired of this plothole....
Just travel bro. Look on Groupon for the latest sale.
Then you shouldn't complain about being a virgin. Love is much harder to find and there are countless women with the same problem. You need to take what you can (an escort) and stop dreaming about what you can't because it's clearly inhibiting you from having natural human experinces
>It's another episode of close friend/family member directly asking the protag "Wait, do you actually have a crush or like girls at all...I just can't imagine you being in love..."
On one hand, it's good to see people legitimately think they're indifferent to romance. On the other, it's all still tragic...
>no one, not even close family, ever bothered to even ask the protagonist why he's never hard a girlfriend, and seem to imply they don't think he could get one regardless
Who wrote this shit? Seems like they hate the protagonist for some reason.
I work in a call center and had a woman act super nice to me she was complimenting my voice and pitch and everything. I have no idea what to talk to women about it they do like me
How do you have fun with talking to a woman into you?
>it's a 'main character sits there with a message typed out and deletes it instead of sending it' episode again
Not a creative bone in the whole fricking writing room. Fire them all.
I will lose it
>t. Gogol
>main character dies
>guy dies a virgin
>he never caught cooties
I really don't care about that. I'm more angry at myself for never getting really good at anything.
who says you can't still get good at something anon? At least that is something relatively within your control
i keep getting random pains all over my body and feel terrible in general so I am not taking getting old for granted anymore. which I guess might be more reason to not waste time here anymore.
You're really good at making funny posts on Cinemaphile. You don't think anyone noticed, but I'm a huge fan of your posts. One of the main reasons I keep coming back.
>get really good at hobby stuff like guitar and skiing
>still have no employable skills and am a life long neet
It doesn't feel any better honestly
>main character complains about not having sex
>main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
I am getting tired of this plothole....
>character is a "good guy"
>character doesn't donate all his excess money and stuff to the nearest shelter
>character literally allows whole families to starve because he wants to go to IHOP once a month.
What the frick are you on about
You can't be a good person and pay for extra stuff because that money could've went to charity to save someone's life.
could have GONE *
next generation is so doomed, brain fried from listening to nog music
Choke all grammar Nazis. We as a people decide language. Not you.
difference between preterite and perfect tense is elementary school shit
do you say "how have you been" or "how have you was"? subhuman frick
You are not "the people". You are a single Black incapable of producing proper English linguistic constructs.
havent been to ihop in 10 years at least
miss my grandma
If you're an adult man and virgin, you can just pay a woman to frick her. How are you this helpless?
well you see, i dont want just "sex", i want a meaningful relationship, with mutual respect, care and love, sex naturaly occurs then, but its not really the objective
Why don't you just talk to some girls and find one who wants that then?
Checked
See
Just travel bro. Look on Groupon for the latest sale.
women can't love. buy a pocket pussy and get in line pal
just go out bro
Then you shouldn't complain about being a virgin. Love is much harder to find and there are countless women with the same problem. You need to take what you can (an escort) and stop dreaming about what you can't because it's clearly inhibiting you from having natural human experinces
>children dieing is funny
?
>main character is born a virgin
>It's another episode of close friend/family member directly asking the protag "Wait, do you actually have a crush or like girls at all...I just can't imagine you being in love..."
On one hand, it's good to see people legitimately think they're indifferent to romance. On the other, it's all still tragic...
>no one, not even close family, ever bothered to even ask the protagonist why he's never hard a girlfriend, and seem to imply they don't think he could get one regardless
Who wrote this shit? Seems like they hate the protagonist for some reason.
I work in a call center and had a woman act super nice to me she was complimenting my voice and pitch and everything. I have no idea what to talk to women about it they do like me
How do you have fun with talking to a woman into you?
you compliment her back and see where it goes?
>it's a 'main character sits there with a message typed out and deletes it instead of sending it' episode again
Not a creative bone in the whole fricking writing room. Fire them all.
I know right, Luke Skywalker didn't deserve so much hate from Yidsney