>main character dies a virgin

>main character dies a virgin

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will lose it

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Gogol

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character dies

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy dies a virgin
    >he never caught cooties

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't care about that. I'm more angry at myself for never getting really good at anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who says you can't still get good at something anon? At least that is something relatively within your control

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i keep getting random pains all over my body and feel terrible in general so I am not taking getting old for granted anymore. which I guess might be more reason to not waste time here anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're really good at making funny posts on Cinemaphile. You don't think anyone noticed, but I'm a huge fan of your posts. One of the main reasons I keep coming back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get really good at hobby stuff like guitar and skiing
      >still have no employable skills and am a life long neet
      It doesn't feel any better honestly

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character complains about not having sex
    >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
    I am getting tired of this plothole....

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is a "good guy"
    >character doesn't donate all his excess money and stuff to the nearest shelter
    >character literally allows whole families to starve because he wants to go to IHOP once a month.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you on about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be a good person and pay for extra stuff because that money could've went to charity to save someone's life.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          could have GONE *
          next generation is so doomed, brain fried from listening to nog music

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Choke all grammar Nazis. We as a people decide language. Not you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              difference between preterite and perfect tense is elementary school shit
              do you say "how have you been" or "how have you was"? subhuman frick

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are not "the people". You are a single Black incapable of producing proper English linguistic constructs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      havent been to ihop in 10 years at least
      miss my grandma

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're an adult man and virgin, you can just pay a woman to frick her. How are you this helpless?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well you see, i dont want just "sex", i want a meaningful relationship, with mutual respect, care and love, sex naturaly occurs then, but its not really the objective

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you just talk to some girls and find one who wants that then?
        Checked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        >main character complains about not having sex
        >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
        I am getting tired of this plothole....

        Just travel bro. Look on Groupon for the latest sale.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        women can't love. buy a pocket pussy and get in line pal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just go out bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you shouldn't complain about being a virgin. Love is much harder to find and there are countless women with the same problem. You need to take what you can (an escort) and stop dreaming about what you can't because it's clearly inhibiting you from having natural human experinces

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >children dieing is funny
    ?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is born a virgin

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another episode of close friend/family member directly asking the protag "Wait, do you actually have a crush or like girls at all...I just can't imagine you being in love..."
    On one hand, it's good to see people legitimately think they're indifferent to romance. On the other, it's all still tragic...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one, not even close family, ever bothered to even ask the protagonist why he's never hard a girlfriend, and seem to imply they don't think he could get one regardless
      Who wrote this shit? Seems like they hate the protagonist for some reason.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a call center and had a woman act super nice to me she was complimenting my voice and pitch and everything. I have no idea what to talk to women about it they do like me
    How do you have fun with talking to a woman into you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you compliment her back and see where it goes?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a 'main character sits there with a message typed out and deletes it instead of sending it' episode again
    Not a creative bone in the whole fricking writing room. Fire them all.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know right, Luke Skywalker didn't deserve so much hate from Yidsney

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