>main character dies a virgin

>main character dies a virgin

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will lose it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Gogol

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >main character dies

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guy dies a virgin
    >he never caught cooties

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't care about that. I'm more angry at myself for never getting really good at anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who says you can't still get good at something anon? At least that is something relatively within your control

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i keep getting random pains all over my body and feel terrible in general so I am not taking getting old for granted anymore. which I guess might be more reason to not waste time here anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're really good at making funny posts on Cinemaphile. You don't think anyone noticed, but I'm a huge fan of your posts. One of the main reasons I keep coming back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get really good at hobby stuff like guitar and skiing
      >still have no employable skills and am a life long neet
      It doesn't feel any better honestly

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >main character complains about not having sex
    >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
    I am getting tired of this plothole....

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character is a "good guy"
    >character doesn't donate all his excess money and stuff to the nearest shelter
    >character literally allows whole families to starve because he wants to go to IHOP once a month.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you on about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be a good person and pay for extra stuff because that money could've went to charity to save someone's life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          could have GONE *
          next generation is so doomed, brain fried from listening to nog music

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Choke all grammar Nazis. We as a people decide language. Not you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              difference between preterite and perfect tense is elementary school shit
              do you say "how have you been" or "how have you was"? subhuman frick

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You are not "the people". You are a single Black incapable of producing proper English linguistic constructs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      havent been to ihop in 10 years at least
      miss my grandma

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're an adult man and virgin, you can just pay a woman to frick her. How are you this helpless?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well you see, i dont want just "sex", i want a meaningful relationship, with mutual respect, care and love, sex naturaly occurs then, but its not really the objective

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you just talk to some girls and find one who wants that then?
        Checked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See

        >main character complains about not having sex
        >main character refuses potentially billions of women because they are from another country
        I am getting tired of this plothole....

        Just travel bro. Look on Groupon for the latest sale.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        women can't love. buy a pocket pussy and get in line pal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just go out bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then you shouldn't complain about being a virgin. Love is much harder to find and there are countless women with the same problem. You need to take what you can (an escort) and stop dreaming about what you can't because it's clearly inhibiting you from having natural human experinces

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >children dieing is funny
    ?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is born a virgin

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another episode of close friend/family member directly asking the protag "Wait, do you actually have a crush or like girls at all...I just can't imagine you being in love..."
    On one hand, it's good to see people legitimately think they're indifferent to romance. On the other, it's all still tragic...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no one, not even close family, ever bothered to even ask the protagonist why he's never hard a girlfriend, and seem to imply they don't think he could get one regardless
      Who wrote this shit? Seems like they hate the protagonist for some reason.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a call center and had a woman act super nice to me she was complimenting my voice and pitch and everything. I have no idea what to talk to women about it they do like me
    How do you have fun with talking to a woman into you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you compliment her back and see where it goes?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a 'main character sits there with a message typed out and deletes it instead of sending it' episode again
    Not a creative bone in the whole fricking writing room. Fire them all.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know right, Luke Skywalker didn't deserve so much hate from Yidsney

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *