Mission impossible 1

>surround your computer terminal with pressure sensing floor
This stupid scene launched the whole series.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was literally how computers worked in the 90's you frickwit zoomer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >27 years later
      "There is an AI out there stealing our data so we are hiring typists to type our data on paper rolls"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

      The real problem is that the entire floor is so highly sensitive to pressure changes that even a drop of sweat would be enough to set it off, yet he can pound away at the keyboard (which is on the desk, which is on the floor) without any of the sensors reacting at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the entire workstation comes out of the wall

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, that I did not remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that cup of coke...I wanted to drink it...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did Ethan Hunt never wear glasses after this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He wore sunglasses in MI:2 intro scene. Check mate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he got lasik

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt know computers used to have pedals for moving the cursor left or right

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you moronic?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best film in the entire series. 1 and 2 at least felt somewhat different from eachother, from 3 onwards is basically one long movie - they're still good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That innert shot of the girl just iddling emotionless
      This movie was destroyed by casting alone, everyone outside Tom was awful and put 0 effort into it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ving Rames and Dougray were good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ving rames was the definition of flanderization that continued with every movie after

          Dougray didn't feel threatening, driven or engaged in any scene of the movie
          It was one line away of abandoning his quest, at any random point he could have said "I'm tired of this, you win" and it's completely believable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stick to your Farthouse films Gaylord.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what is the difference between Rhames (computer hacker) and the Sean of the Dead guy, who's apparently another hacker? How many hackers do they need on the team?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSH makes for a great villain in 3 but overall it has too much of that J.J. Abrams Alias era TV feel imo. Brad Bird really saved the franchise with Ghost Protocol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One is easily the best and the rest are very hit and miss.
      I unironically really enjoyed the last MI movie, it had cartoonish villains, had good action scenes and was fun.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this woman is extremely hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is just exotic to you.
        To every latin american she's absolutely capped at 6/10

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's not latin american so she's hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Woman
        That's Jeremy Renner.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have a penis anymore, so he's a woman now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how in MI they just get absurdly lucky half the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it wouldn't be impossible but successful if it weren't for luck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Renner almost ruined the ones he was in. I'm glad they fired his wooden ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, she ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worst female in the 7 movie series by a cuny mile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1 and 2 are the best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me in the middle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally declining with each movie
          very obvious when you see this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They made a conscious decision to make Cruise basically sexless in the later movies as he’s aged. Ethan Hunt fricked in the first two. After Cruise’s image was tarnished in 2005/06, audiences didn’t want to see him playing sexy anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally declining with each movie
          very obvious when you see this

          tastelets

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From classy and sexy 90s girl to mouthbreather troglodyte of the 2020s... Dios mio..

          literally declining with each movie
          very obvious when you see this

          For real man...

          They made a conscious decision to make Cruise basically sexless in the later movies as he’s aged. Ethan Hunt fricked in the first two. After Cruise’s image was tarnished in 2005/06, audiences didn’t want to see him playing sexy anymore.

          To be fair the quality of the modern woman in both looks and personality is in steep decline ever since, you have to dig post-wall 50-60 yo women back from the grave if you want classy women who can act, and even then their look is awful due to aging.

          There is no actress under 35 who is
          >sexy
          >classy
          >can act
          >has personality

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They should put Amy Adams on a diet and get her on the last one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What’s funny is that the female lead in the first movie is only a year younger than Cruise. Now his female M:I leads are all 15 to 20+ years younger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's too old looking and shit, no breasts, no ass, nothing. Dunno how she got the role.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now be nice.
          She's a handsome woman.
          I actually find her face very attractive and she has nice legs

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Veronica Leal?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are talking about my wiener

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid
    explain yourself, midwit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think OP thought that he owned the computer and the only way to use it was suspended in the air.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want me to explain why I find this movie stupid?
      The CIA didn't want people to hack their computer so they lock the terminal in a room?
      so that every time they need something as much as getting a list spies, they hire a fall guy to use the terminal to write the file onto a floppy disc?
      somehow the fall guy doesn't look very busy? Because they don't need to use that computer every minute and work the guy to death?
      They have all those sophisticated sensors all over their terminal, but cannot do something as simple as locking up the terminal when the door is locked?
      The black hacker cannot connect to the terminal but has live streaming from Tom Cruise's camera?
      They fricking drugged the fall guy. Why not copy his voice, fingerprints and eyeballs to walk into the room?
      They fricking crawled into the room, why not just crawl into the next room where the mainframe is? And do whatever hacking they wanted from there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it's a movie you lanky homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The CIA didn't want people to hack their computer so they lock the terminal in a room?
        yes
        >so that every time they need something as much as getting a list spies, they hire a fall guy to use the terminal to write the file onto a floppy disc?
        what's your point?
        >somehow the fall guy doesn't look very busy? Because they don't need to use that computer every minute and work the guy to death?
        yea, and?
        >They have all those sophisticated sensors all over their terminal, but cannot do something as simple as locking up the terminal when the door is locked?
        so?
        >The black hacker cannot connect to the terminal but has live streaming from Tom Cruise's camera?
        two entirely unrelated things
        >They fricking drugged the fall guy. Why not copy his voice, fingerprints and eyeballs to walk into the room?
        there are more people in the building
        >They fricking crawled into the room, why not just crawl into the next room where the mainframe is? And do whatever hacking they wanted from there?
        they couldn't
        sounds like you're the stupid one here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I cannot explain to you why I find it stupid to put your database, "air gapped", in a room with floor sensors. I just can't.

          It's like you don't want to use it and don't want to protect it either.

          As of Tom Cruise's camera feed and that tiny tracker they put on the fall guy, I am sure they could put them into better use.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They fricking drugged the fall guy. Why not copy his voice, fingerprints and eyeballs to walk into the room?
        Did you miss the part where there was a secretary just outside the terminal?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn't they steal the fat guy's identity in 3 in like five minutes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that was 10 years later

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 isn't 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giant, man-sized vent
      >no motion detectors
      >no cameras

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was her endgame?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was a qt.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers can’t even comprehend how kino this was in the theater in 1996

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's fricking incredible that this is what a pivotal setpiece used to be
      meanwhile today we have total fricking CGI garbage planes crashing together midair with thousand explosions and poorly choreographed goon army waiting on their turn to get murdered in every action movie
      how far we done fell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking CGI garbage planes crashing together
        MI1 got it started, too.
        I respect that it used practical effects but it also was part of the CGI disaster trend.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the fact that a movie didn't need to have outrageous shit as promotional material
          yes the ending in the tunnel is outrageous (and great) but it's something as simple as guy hanging on wires that is iconic and memorable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile today we have total fricking CGI garbage planes crashing together midair with thousand explosions
        But enough about the finale of MI1 :^)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom has charisma despite being a religiously weird, sexualy ambiguous manlet. A very rare quality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called acting

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao
    kids need 'attack my base' ideas and this one is perfect

    also, I respect that tom cruise actually played smart and resourceful characters, compared to matt damon who always, always plays a character who went to a good school, usually yale or harvard, who everyone talks about being so smart.

    it's a subtle difference in a movie or two, but after a career it's pretty apparent.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's literally the single best MI flick?
    What's the worst one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 4 are best
      3 is weak, as is the latest one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 is a rough watch for me now, but Cruise was undeniably at peak handsomeness in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MI1 was the only good movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 is the best
      5 was the worst but now maybe 7?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched 2 last week, it was a great time.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is this from? Idrtpfamim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minority Report.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=55
    Zoomers just don't know how they used to make kino

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whole series is just
    >tom wants to look very cool
    >tom wants to do stunts
    if you can watch it just for that and recognize that's the cutoff, fair
    but anyone that wants to say these are good movies by a standard metric is delusional

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're kino and you're a coping pseud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are good movies because it's Tom Cruise looking very cool and doing stunts, b***h. No other actor could do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > When you ask a friend if Hellboy is any good, you're not asking if it's any good compared to Mystic River, you're asking if it's any good compared to The Punisher. And my answer would be, on a scale of one to four, if Superman is four, then Hellboy is three and The Punisher is two. In the same way, if American Beauty gets four stars, then The United States of Leland clocks in at about two.

      - Roger Ebert

      Also, the M:I movies are exceptional and made by top tier directors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based chinless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree with a lot of Ebert’s reviews, but I do think that’s an excellent way to approach film critique.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Sam Hyde and/or Cum Town fan

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Logging all access to our super important mainframe? No, no we don't do that around here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they did but it didnt matter anymore by the time the guy checked the log.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the room have a motion detector?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love when the red house just dissapears

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised how long it took them to bring back Kittridge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was the intention of not giving Hunt a recuring boss? In 2 you have Hopkins, in 3 Fishburne, was there one in 4?, in 5 and 6 you get Baldwin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        regardless of what the morons in this thread imply, the series is supposed to be about a super spy.
        if a spy has a recurring antagonist that just means he's shit at his job of neutralizing enemies of the state.
        same reason why spectre was so stupid in James Bond and why hydra is so kino in captain america. it shows off the capabilities of the hero and their failings.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you read what they said? They, to use the Bond comparison, are asking why does Hunt not have a definitive M.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps they asked Hopkins to come back but after how MI2 turned out he told them to frick off

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hopkins was infamously paid 5 million for appearing in 2 and claimed that he donated his salary to charity (probably the charity known as Anthony Hopkins LLC)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah why does the super spy not have a consistent base of operations with a constant contact.
            everyone knows that's how a spy operates - everyone stays stagnant and it's very easy to tell who you're working for!
            frick i hate james bond morons so much

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There not mere contacts. The characters they were talking about are the head of IMF.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are simultaneously appealing to two different things, fantasy superspy and realistic espionage. Mission: Impossible with superspy Ethan Hunt is not a franchise about realism, it is pulpy spy fiction cast in the same mould as James Bond.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be due to how all over the place the franchise has been in production (no real consistent creative team for much of its history) and the time gaps between films (M:I 2 came rather late four years after the first, M:I III came out six years after M:I 2 and Ghost Protocol was five years after M:I III). It is only by Rogue Nation where Christopher McQuarrie come in & firmly take the reigns and that the formula gets developed off what was done in Ghost Protocol. Whilst you had Ving Rhames carry over through all the films and Simon Pegg from 3 onwards, the focus on recuring characters and interconnectivity happens under McQuarrie: Fallout follows from Rogue Nation; Jeremy Renner in Rogue Nation is a holdover from Ghost Protocol; there wasn't really any imperative to bring back Simon Pegg, or at least have both Benji and Luther yet, he sticks around; Rebecca Ferguson, Alec Baldwin, Vanessa Kirby and Sean Harris appear in more than one film; you get Hunt's wife brought back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, great scene.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Rebecca Ferguson so perpetually horny? Does she not have enough sex?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's pregnant in that Norton interview, probably hormones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's just cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say she's doing it to deliberately get an image.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't get it, incel. Rebecca and me, we're just wired differently. We're sexual, primal creatures. We go by instinct.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who the hell are you?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just want you to understand that everything is about sex. Except sex.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is sex about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Power

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought sex was about love.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't follow promotional shit for movies so seeing him at the beginning of Dead Reckoning was a hell of a surprise.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Xbox, remind everyone that I was in M:I3

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise Austin Powers is 10/10

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ethan Hunt : No. She's got no training for this kind of thing.
    >Mission Commander Swanbeck : What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman - she's got all the training she needs.
    What a chud.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This stupid scene launched the whole series.
    when the original movie came out, the cast of the original series HATED the movie, they said the movie ruined the original show and was nothing like it.

    now Cinemaphile praises the franchise as "based movies" because of that moron tom cruise

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