Trannies attached to the movie because it has a line about her brain being female, and then once her brain is put into her new body, the body reforms itself to her self-image
Trannies (and hence jannies) loved this movie because it was an affirmation of their fantasy that they too can craft themselves into a heckin cute anime girl.
>find super advanced robot body in space ship >it reforms itself to its "female brain."
this is not a stretch, this is what trannies believe will happen at some point, to their bodies, and then kill themselves when their male bodies continue to become more and more male over time.
/tv/, can you help anon remember a movie? >it came out in early to mid 2010s I think >its a live action, kids fantasy flick >This guy has a flying blimp/ship and takes people to a fantasy world (I think) >It kind of looks like a colorful Tim Burton film like how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory looked.
In part. The reason I know I don't remember the live action too well was because the chick I saw it with started trying to blow me at some sunken space ship part so we spent most of the rest of the movie just fooling around
Didn't have to be an animated character, that's not the only thing that makes this a very shit movie but it's a big one.
The character just sticks out like a sore thumb in every scene and we're always aware that she's animated and not actually a real interacting part of the world of the movie. >inb4 muh motion capture
It didn't work. It might have even been well executed but it still didn't work, look at that webm of her eating the chocolate or any of the action scenes. Frickin sucks. Should've just had the motion capture actress play the role instead of doing motion capture.
I only remember incel weebs using it as some moronic counter-argument to the Captain Marvel movie >SKIP THAT b***h SEXIST LARSON CRAP WATCH KINO ALITA INSTEAD REEEEE
Needless to say, I did the opposite and never looked back
Awful casting. Waltz in particular. Only Alita herself and the black fella felt like their original characters. I suppose Hugo was faithful as well, but the actor fricking sucked.
I went in with no particular expectations and I ended up loving it. There's something cool and oddly cozy about its world and characters that I found really engaging
I wanted to like it because sci-fi is practically dead. The only shit we get now is all "realistic" stuff set in depressing contemporary times with no fun or soul at all.
didn't a bunch of parisian feminazis get a sex doll brothel banned because it was taking business away from flesh and blood hookers? these bawds wouldn't survive even the slightest bit of competition.
It's okay, but I'm genuinely bored to tears of the trope where, the most human-like robot is actually super advanced/special and can beat every single other robot/war machine and gets the best of both worlds between combat efficiency and aesthetics.
Based reverse psychology gay.
Still not watching this shit solely for the reason that I don't need huge CGI eyes in my kino.
>Based reverse psychology gay.
>Still not watching this shit solely for the reason that I don't need huge CGI eyes in my kino.
Obsessed.
It was fine.
You motherfrickers convinced me that it was halfway decent and I'll never forgive you for it.
Never listen to what Cinemaphile says, this place is contrarian as hell.
Ok... So always listen?
Did I pass the test sensei?
Let me rephrase it this way: Was there ever a single instance where listening to Cinemaphile helped you in any way?
yes you most definitely did
I remember it being kino and my waifu is amazing.
discord Black folk moderating this board sure still do
It was decent except for it having the worst romancing I've seen in any movie
You have gays and trannies that still love this shit even though it butchered the manga
>bringing trannies into this
Fricking hell, just date one already if you're that obsessed.
The general was filled with troons and shills with a discord and everything, yes.
This site has troons on it too, using it. They even have their own board. You better log off and go outside anon and never come back.
I was here before you people and I will still be here when you inevitably off yourselves
Trannies attached to the movie because it has a line about her brain being female, and then once her brain is put into her new body, the body reforms itself to her self-image
Literally a troony fantasy on screen.
That's a fricking stretch. Body swap / interfacing human conciousness into machinery is one of the oldest sci-fi tropes.
Trannies (and hence jannies) loved this movie because it was an affirmation of their fantasy that they too can craft themselves into a heckin cute anime girl.
>find super advanced robot body in space ship
>it reforms itself to its "female brain."
this is not a stretch, this is what trannies believe will happen at some point, to their bodies, and then kill themselves when their male bodies continue to become more and more male over time.
Remember if you said you liked this movie means you will be branded as incel. Just because captain marvel movie was released alongside.
You will never have a trans gf. 🙂
Thank you for blessing me
99% of them are hons towering over me anyway, so yeah I'll pass.
Don't remind me.
>no Ella Hollywood gf
It hurts.
t. Erika
I still jack off to that lookalike girl who got banned from tiktok
it was fine except when they killed the same guy 2 times over.
/tv/, can you help anon remember a movie?
>it came out in early to mid 2010s I think
>its a live action, kids fantasy flick
>This guy has a flying blimp/ship and takes people to a fantasy world (I think)
>It kind of looks like a colorful Tim Burton film like how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory looked.
AI from Spielberg.
Nah but that's a good guess. I don't this film had a sentient teddy bear that tried to frick the kid's mom.
Maybe the Golden Compass?
Daddario was perfect for the role
Her big blue eyes were literally made for this
Some movies deserve the flop
I pretty sure I remember more about the anime film then I do the Hollywood movie
Yeah because you're a weeaboo.
In part. The reason I know I don't remember the live action too well was because the chick I saw it with started trying to blow me at some sunken space ship part so we spent most of the rest of the movie just fooling around
Didn't have to be an animated character, that's not the only thing that makes this a very shit movie but it's a big one.
The character just sticks out like a sore thumb in every scene and we're always aware that she's animated and not actually a real interacting part of the world of the movie.
>inb4 muh motion capture
It didn't work. It might have even been well executed but it still didn't work, look at that webm of her eating the chocolate or any of the action scenes. Frickin sucks. Should've just had the motion capture actress play the role instead of doing motion capture.
I wonder if that anon still has his hoard of Alita cans.
>only in theatres
But it's on blu-ray now, isn't it?
Pathetic consoomer loser.
>volumes not in the correct order
The shilled general threads the marketing company used to post on this board were so blatantly artificial
I only remember incel weebs using it as some moronic counter-argument to the Captain Marvel movie
>SKIP THAT b***h SEXIST LARSON CRAP WATCH KINO ALITA INSTEAD REEEEE
Needless to say, I did the opposite and never looked back
bite my shiny metal ass
Best Rodriguez since Sin City.
Awful casting. Waltz in particular. Only Alita herself and the black fella felt like their original characters. I suppose Hugo was faithful as well, but the actor fricking sucked.
I went in with no particular expectations and I ended up loving it. There's something cool and oddly cozy about its world and characters that I found really engaging
I think you'll like FF7 Remake then.
Kino of the highest order. Jim won’t forget us. Sequel inevitable
I wanted to like it because sci-fi is practically dead. The only shit we get now is all "realistic" stuff set in depressing contemporary times with no fun or soul at all.
Best movie ever
Looks like Morena Bacarin but as second hand.
Alita a cute.
Robot gfs available when?
Hopefully soon, and hopefully they will be breedable
Feminists won't allow it.
didn't a bunch of parisian feminazis get a sex doll brothel banned because it was taking business away from flesh and blood hookers? these bawds wouldn't survive even the slightest bit of competition.
It was pretty good. Dunno why it makes trannies seethe so much but that's a bonus.
NO 'QUELS
NO 'FUNDS
It's okay, but I'm genuinely bored to tears of the trope where, the most human-like robot is actually super advanced/special and can beat every single other robot/war machine and gets the best of both worlds between combat efficiency and aesthetics.
I kind of want to watch this, but only for the motorball sequence.
It's worth a watch.
Do it, fren.
I refuse to watch this because of the cgi anime eyes. Like wtf
nice booty shot
/ALITA GENERAL/ will return!
I liked it. I guess it's kind mid but I wouldn't mind watching it again.
>Receive 1 (one) hug from Alita
or
>Receive a non-Alita robot gf
Choose.
can my non-Alita robot gf at least look like her?
She can look like her but never *be* her, and every time you look at her you will be reminded of what you don't have.
very difficult decision
Flop? It was one of the first true AI kinos.