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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based reverse psychology gay.
    Still not watching this shit solely for the reason that I don't need huge CGI eyes in my kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Based reverse psychology gay.
      >Still not watching this shit solely for the reason that I don't need huge CGI eyes in my kino.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You motherfrickers convinced me that it was halfway decent and I'll never forgive you for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never listen to what Cinemaphile says, this place is contrarian as hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok... So always listen?
        Did I pass the test sensei?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Let me rephrase it this way: Was there ever a single instance where listening to Cinemaphile helped you in any way?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes you most definitely did

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember it being kino and my waifu is amazing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    discord Black folk moderating this board sure still do

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent except for it having the worst romancing I've seen in any movie

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have gays and trannies that still love this shit even though it butchered the manga

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bringing trannies into this

      Fricking hell, just date one already if you're that obsessed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The general was filled with troons and shills with a discord and everything, yes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This site has troons on it too, using it. They even have their own board. You better log off and go outside anon and never come back.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was here before you people and I will still be here when you inevitably off yourselves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies attached to the movie because it has a line about her brain being female, and then once her brain is put into her new body, the body reforms itself to her self-image

        Literally a troony fantasy on screen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a fricking stretch. Body swap / interfacing human conciousness into machinery is one of the oldest sci-fi tropes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies (and hence jannies) loved this movie because it was an affirmation of their fantasy that they too can craft themselves into a heckin cute anime girl.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >find super advanced robot body in space ship
            >it reforms itself to its "female brain."

            this is not a stretch, this is what trannies believe will happen at some point, to their bodies, and then kill themselves when their male bodies continue to become more and more male over time.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember if you said you liked this movie means you will be branded as incel. Just because captain marvel movie was released alongside.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Based reverse psychology gay.
      >Still not watching this shit solely for the reason that I don't need huge CGI eyes in my kino.

      You will never have a trans gf. 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for blessing me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        99% of them are hons towering over me anyway, so yeah I'll pass.

      • 1 year ago
        all fields

        Don't remind me.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. Erika

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still jack off to that lookalike girl who got banned from tiktok

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was fine except when they killed the same guy 2 times over.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /tv/, can you help anon remember a movie?
    >it came out in early to mid 2010s I think
    >its a live action, kids fantasy flick
    >This guy has a flying blimp/ship and takes people to a fantasy world (I think)
    >It kind of looks like a colorful Tim Burton film like how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory looked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AI from Spielberg.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah but that's a good guess. I don't this film had a sentient teddy bear that tried to frick the kid's mom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the Golden Compass?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daddario was perfect for the role
    Her big blue eyes were literally made for this
    Some movies deserve the flop

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pretty sure I remember more about the anime film then I do the Hollywood movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because you're a weeaboo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In part. The reason I know I don't remember the live action too well was because the chick I saw it with started trying to blow me at some sunken space ship part so we spent most of the rest of the movie just fooling around

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't have to be an animated character, that's not the only thing that makes this a very shit movie but it's a big one.
    The character just sticks out like a sore thumb in every scene and we're always aware that she's animated and not actually a real interacting part of the world of the movie.
    >inb4 muh motion capture
    It didn't work. It might have even been well executed but it still didn't work, look at that webm of her eating the chocolate or any of the action scenes. Frickin sucks. Should've just had the motion capture actress play the role instead of doing motion capture.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if that anon still has his hoard of Alita cans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only in theatres

      But it's on blu-ray now, isn't it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic consoomer loser.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >volumes not in the correct order

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The shilled general threads the marketing company used to post on this board were so blatantly artificial

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only remember incel weebs using it as some moronic counter-argument to the Captain Marvel movie
    >SKIP THAT b***h SEXIST LARSON CRAP WATCH KINO ALITA INSTEAD REEEEE
    Needless to say, I did the opposite and never looked back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bite my shiny metal ass

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best Rodriguez since Sin City.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Awful casting. Waltz in particular. Only Alita herself and the black fella felt like their original characters. I suppose Hugo was faithful as well, but the actor fricking sucked.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went in with no particular expectations and I ended up loving it. There's something cool and oddly cozy about its world and characters that I found really engaging

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you'll like FF7 Remake then.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order. Jim won’t forget us. Sequel inevitable

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to like it because sci-fi is practically dead. The only shit we get now is all "realistic" stuff set in depressing contemporary times with no fun or soul at all.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best movie ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Morena Bacarin but as second hand.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alita a cute.

    Robot gfs available when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully soon, and hopefully they will be breedable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Feminists won't allow it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          didn't a bunch of parisian feminazis get a sex doll brothel banned because it was taking business away from flesh and blood hookers? these bawds wouldn't survive even the slightest bit of competition.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good. Dunno why it makes trannies seethe so much but that's a bonus.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NO 'QUELS
    NO 'FUNDS

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, but I'm genuinely bored to tears of the trope where, the most human-like robot is actually super advanced/special and can beat every single other robot/war machine and gets the best of both worlds between combat efficiency and aesthetics.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want to watch this, but only for the motorball sequence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth a watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, fren.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch this because of the cgi anime eyes. Like wtf

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice booty shot

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /ALITA GENERAL/ will return!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. I guess it's kind mid but I wouldn't mind watching it again.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Receive 1 (one) hug from Alita
    or
    >Receive a non-Alita robot gf

    Choose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can my non-Alita robot gf at least look like her?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She can look like her but never *be* her, and every time you look at her you will be reminded of what you don't have.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          very difficult decision

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flop? It was one of the first true AI kinos.

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