remember when rick and morty met billionaire genius elon tusk?

remember when rick and morty met billionaire genius elon tusk?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he doing all of this just because his son
    chuds out ?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Roiland and Harmon still friends with Elon. I bet Harmon's not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roiland and Elon have both been on Epstein's island, they're brothers for life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bonds made in the pursuit of exquisite taste last forever.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Musk and Joey turn this picture into an NFT too? It could save Twitter!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can see your pepe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      left is shopped right

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how Elon Musk went over night from that guy Reddit was salivating over for building space ships and saving the world with his electric cars, to "le bad". Literally have no idea what happened.
    Did I miss another software update?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      liberalism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But isn't he a liberal?

        He bought Twitter and stopped the bluecheck nonsense.

        No, it was before that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was after he split up with Grimes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is Grimes, and why do people care about these things?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, no hang on, Musk became hated after he exiled his trans-"daughter"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          elon is nrx

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it was before that.

          The twittertards stopped liking him so he bought Twitter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but why?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trump hate is old. Need new villain. Need new fresh hate. Musk hate is fresh. Musk new villain

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Considering “the Twitter mob” is 3% of total users, all women, who cares?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Corporations love to listen to that 3% so them, I guess.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because they account for 90% of Twitter posts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but he's the european idea of liberal which is what the american left calls a nazi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He bought Twitter and stopped the bluecheck nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He killed Twitter in less than two weeks after little retards like you proclaimed him a genius businessman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hows twitter going to die again? feels reminiscent of when the right got btfo on twitter and started their own retarded knock off versions that no one used. unless theres a serious competitor twitter will be fine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hows twitter going to die again?
          95% of the employees responsible for crucial services chose to quit instead of sucking Musk's eugenicist balls. He's already looking for someone to replace him as CEO because his stocks are tanking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            crucial services such as?

            as far as im aware all he needs is a jannie team and that can be done by any third world call centre so hes fine. what are the twitter tech fags polishing a well oiled machine? meh itll run fine as is, just will have a slowdown in updates whilst he sorts the workforce out

            once again, twitter is going nowhere, so whats the alternative? if theres no alternative and no critical mass then shits not going to change

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crucial services was what Twitter called the people awarding blue checkmarks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crucial services was what Twitter called the people awarding blue checkmarks

              notice my perfectly reasonable reply is being ignored by the chuds because they want to argue instead on the easier topic of whos dickriding who. many such cases

              twitter isnt gonna die and twitter isnt gonna be saved by musk, it will probably just be slightly less obnoxiously run(which is pretty meaningless)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              notice my perfectly reasonable reply is being ignored by the chuds because they want to argue instead on the easier topic of whos dickriding who. many such cases

              twitter isnt gonna die and twitter isnt gonna be saved by musk, it will probably just be slightly less obnoxiously run(which is pretty meaningless)

              crucial services like getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to send emails and gossip

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine believing everything you read from the news

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine needing the news when Elon tweets about his stupid business choices every couple of hours.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based I only take my news from patriotic ecelebs that shill for russia too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, that's the real reason all the normalfags go to twitter. Because they're all massive fanboys for literally who jannies. Thank you for the insight trannoid, I'll be sure to follow you on Twitter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            W

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow that sounds pretty bad, let's just stroll over to www.twitter.com and take a look and.... oh... it's still running just fine. KYS chud

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How can you fire 90% of employees and the place still runs normally? Was the whole company and adult daycare like FTX?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                80 20 rule. 80% of the work is done by 20% of the employees. This applies literally everywhere. The do nothing shitters shid and farded themselves out of a job. The real workers are currently celebrating and getting shitfaced at their desk because the trannies are gone. But the do nothing shitters are big mad about it and think they're more important than they were so now they're embarrassingly trying to convince everyone twitter is about to blow up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they broke 2FA a few days ago and if you logged out you couldn't log back in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the fuck does Twitter need employees?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eugenicist
            source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want Twitter to die, and I don't have any feelings toward Elon Musk at all. I barely knew who he was until Reddit wouldn't shut up about him for being le based Tony Stark man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I want Twitter to die
          Yeah now that Elon made it clear everything he touches turns to shit. Before his tantrums it was "HAHAHAHA TWITTER WILL BE BASED NOW LIBS".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't use Twitter, and I'm not some kind of Twitter using "conservative". Not everyone you talk to is the same person, you autistic retard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >heh silly libtard, i suck elon's cock because i LIKE it! 😉
              Right on, man. Doesn't mean the guy's not a retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I barely know who Elon Musk is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >whitknights for elon across the thread
                >claims not to know him
                How embarrassing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point out where I did that.
                I said a few years ago Reddit was shitting their pants over him being "le based Tony Stark", and now apparently he's not that, and no one seems to know when or why this change occurred exactly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one seems to know when or why this change occurred exactly
                You must be retarded. Like clinically so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, tell me. When exactly did opinions change, and why? I feel like people don't even know. They're just doing their NPC thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When exactly did opinions change, and why?
                A good starting point would be when you first knew that his father had impregnated Elon's stepsister, whom the former had raised (see, groomed) since she was a toddler. You know, what with all the muh groomer discourse you guys love to spam everywhere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does that have to do with anything?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >faggily waves hand at a clear example of grooming amongst the elite
                How are you not a Musk fanboy again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Assuming that's true, how is it his fault his dad did something morally questionable?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Assuming that's true
                bro, what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, I don't read this gossip shit. I do not care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >b-bro i dont care if the elite are grooming kids
                I can tell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, not really. They probably pay them off better than small time pimps.
                It's such pearl clutching faux controversy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who do you think raised Elon? The child slaves at his family's emerald mine?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how is it Elon's fault he is a criminal?

                ...no opinion is needed, since it is a fact.
                Don't leave your dogs or underage kids around him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh emerald mine
                Keep hearing this but never see any proof of anything bad going on. They keep saying they "stole it" from who? The "natives"? What were they doing with the emeralds? Raping them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were guarding the chaos emeralds anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You know, what with all the muh groomer discourse you guys love to spam everywhere.
                Every single one of your posts are straw men. Your way of thinking is much too polarized

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >find it disgusting that a 76 year old man impregnated his own groomed stepdaughter
                >"wow man, your opinions are way too polarized"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm saying that all of your "arguments" (not just that specific post) itt boil down to
                >Either you actively hate Elon or suck his dick
                , even when most anons are ambivalent towards him.
                Also, you can have the last word.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think that's what most of the twitter gays seething about him here don't get. 95% of the people in this thread don't give a shit about Elon, we're just laughing at trannies for crying about their safe space being destroyed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doing their npc thing
                Exactly, they started hating him when the talking heads on their told them to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fuck twitter
                >YOU WORSHIP HIM
                Not everyone is a deranged cultist like you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >elon tanks yet another one of his dumb projects
                >"f-fuck twitter tho"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too big to fail billionaire runs around tanking stupid shit

                Sounds like a cool dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so angry about Elon, you dumb chud? I literally don't understand why people like you are so butt devastated by the mere mention of him like he's Voldemort.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you so angry about Elon, you dumb chud?
                Note that this is you NOT whiteknighitng gay Musk.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's correct. yeah. We want to know why you're mad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My opinion of him is "meh, whatever" and irrelevant to me asking why YOU get so angry about him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's literally all we care about you buttmad gay. No one is worshipping him. Fuck you and your little circlejerk normalfag website

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how my twitter feed is nothing but TWITTER IS DEAD ELON IS DUMB with fifty gorillian likes. These people do not hear themselves think.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never said he was a genius businessman but if what you said is true then I might have been wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is a dumbfuck, but Twitter will be fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH BOO HOO HOO NOT MY PRECIOUS TWITTER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've hated him ever since they all lost money on dogecoin because they're retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      diving into crypto didnt help, but it was around bernie starting to shift the left back to hating billionaires. then getting close to trump and kanye basically sealed the deal

      imo he shouldve just Bezo'd it and stayed relatively anonymous. giving hot takes which were really just recycled libcuck ron paul takes on twitter was stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had opinions 3 inches beyond the twitter bluecheck hivemind and was unpersoned for being a chud, sweaty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a progressive fanny so they turned on him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is he not a progressive fanny? He builds electric cars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man, you are reading too much into mass media. As the few retards actually going to twitter, it's been less of a leftist echochamber now that the trending hastag curator got fucking fired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's sort of like how Emiya Shirou dislikes Archer because it's like looking in a mirror at yourself and where you are headed; if you really think about it, Musk is like the paragon of the stereotypical male redditor of the mid twenty ten's: science idolizing, snarky, doing his best to be cool and put on airs even though he's a dweeb, gets petty and vindictive over disagreements in details, and such.
      The rest of the hate is just boosted from the media and bandwagoners.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you've actually helped me understand why hes such an annoying gay. He's the richest man in the world and he just acts like a petty insecure redditor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, he was always a bit off-putting to me, but his behavior during that Thai cave diving rescue was what finally removed all doubt that it wasn't just me, but him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So shit you’d only see if you lived on twitter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the tesla tunnel is a twitter thing
              ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, excuse me, twitter and reddit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                delicate snowflake is triggered?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                About? You acted like your personal knowledge of celebrity gossip was universal, and now you’re… I guess trying to deflect?

                >hey remember when x?
                >no and I don’t care and don’t know why you think I would
                >LMAO TRIGGERED MUCH??

                What even is the word for this type of exchange?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >american reading comprehension
                rent free

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, that's the real reason all the normalfags go to twitter. Because they're all massive fanboys for literally who jannies. Thank you for the insight trannoid, I'll be sure to follow you on Twitter

                Why are you so angry, rightoid? I thought you didn't even like Musk.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm being serious, I think you really hit it on the nail there. No one will go to Twitter if their favorite janny stops working there. You're a genius and I don't think you're crippling autism holds you back at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This would be a really good quip if Elon hadn't paid 44 billion dollars just to be said janny, you fucking moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you assuming I'm Elon? How does some random fag spending 44 billion effect me? How is that related to my point about normalfags not giving a shit about random twitter jannies? Anon, hello?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >basic american reading comprehension
                Good lord, if this is your average Eloncuck we don't have anything to worry about. That boring cocksucker is gonna be broke in a year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit about Elon, I think him burning down a website thats home to trannies is funny and I don't care how he burns his money. I'm just pointing out that you're a retard for this post

                >hows twitter going to die again?
                95% of the employees responsible for crucial services chose to quit instead of sucking Musk's eugenicist balls. He's already looking for someone to replace him as CEO because his stocks are tanking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't give a shit about Elon
                Could've fooled me. You've been clutching your pearls at every mild insult directed at the retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You've been clutching your pearls at every mild insult directed at the retard.

                Not my fault you have schizophrenia pal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Asking you to elaborate on your issues isn’t “pearl clutching.” You’re sitting here constantly screaming and getting angrier whenever anyone asks why.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can just admit he's a very dumb conman. It would make you look less pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When did I imply I thought he was smart? Or that I care about him or what he does?

                Only reason I’m here is to laugh at screaming twitterfags. Maybe try to get some insight into their insanity. I’m a huge fan of abnormal ideation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When did I imply I thought he was smart? Or that I care about him or what he does?
                You're getting way too pissy for someone who claims to be so neutral about a retarded conman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get asked question
                >WHYRE U SO PISSY OMG

                lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seethes again
                Case in point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine getting your news from the internet in the year of our lord 2022!
                This isn't the gotcha you think it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twitter and Reddit aren’t news sources. They’re narrative sources.

                The difficulty you’re having understanding or meaningfully responding to anything I say is in how I don’t accept narratives without information, and then don’t defend them against conflicting information. For I need more than a screaming mob to generate an opinion on something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter isn't a news source
                This is very funny because that's what Elon said Twitter would become just two weeks ago. Your own narrative is full of holes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that’s funny because of thing you’d only know if you lived on Twitter and hung on elon musk’s every utterance

                The only thing funny here is how you seem completely unable to comprehend that people exist who don’t give a single shit about the shit you base your existence around.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >twitter isn't news libtard!
                >elon said it wa-
                >wow did you just quote the guy im fellating?? xD
                I'd love to get your definition of what news are supposed to be. Apparently quoting a billionaire announcing new measures on his new website is not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The entirely of journalism is currently a joke, but if you’d like a movie about what news/journalism used to be, good night and good luck seems right up a twitterfag’s alley.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no reply
                This is just sad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The reply is ever since the repeal of the fairness doctrine and the rise of Fox News, the entirety of journalism is a joke, and you need to examine the history of journalism to find any trace of what it used to be, as none currently remains.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What narrative is that? Please describe my narrative to me. You made it up, after all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's true that Twitter and Reddit allow you to add narrative. 150 characters, or a post title can help you frame a link to a news source differently. But I don't think anyone would just see a tweet with no source, or a self post without a link making an assertion with no evidence and consider that news.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elon offering to donate a useless mini-sub that was bigger than the cave opening and could not maneuver into the cave was in the news you dunce.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, calling people a paedo on here is all in good fun. Calling a legit hero a paedo because you got jealous is the most embarrassing shit of all time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also like Redditors Elon gets his ideas about science from movies and TV rather than actual applied science.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d assume a lot of it either has to do with the "Why I hate Elon musk" video by moon, the shitty led tunnel, or the stuff he said during the pandemic? I’m not sure to be honest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the shitty led tunnel
        Amazing how Elon promised an autonomous public transportation system but suddenly it was just "teslas going 100 miles an hour in a tiny tunnel". Wouldn't you just love to be trapped underground with an unstable lithium battery?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter turned on him years ago literally because he donated to some random republican while also donating to a bunch of democratic parties as well so he's been framed as a nazi to the point where he eventually just got redpilled on free speech. No I'm not making this up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes always been a conman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      overnight? he has been having random meltdowns for years now and he constantly lies

      hows twitter going to die again? feels reminiscent of when the right got btfo on twitter and started their own retarded knock off versions that no one used. unless theres a serious competitor twitter will be fine

      twitter still hasn't turned a profit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It started when he threw a shit-fit that everybody said his submarine rescue idea was retarded and he called the rescue diver a pedophile during that Thailand underwater cave thing that happened a few years ago. That was the first time he started publicly sticking his nose into things he didn't know anything about and exposing how much of an arrogant retard he is.
      Conservatives started loving him because they love loud-mouthed retards for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow, someone elaborated.

        Too bad it’s exclusively shit you’d only know about if you lived on twitter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fairly certain people knew about the Thai football team without Twitter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t even know they had football in south east asia

            I also have a thing where, the harder people scream about something, the less interested I am.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I didn’t even know they had football in south east asia
              I understand a shithole like your country lacks formal education, but you're only proving how much you actually need social media to know about your surroundings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >formal education
                >kick sphere

                … so you’re not even American?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le sportsball xD
                So you're not even heterosexual?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What grade do you learn about thai football in your country?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In what grade did you realize you were gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Too bad it’s exclusively shit you’d only know about if you lived on twitter.
          Or if you were above the age of 15 at the time, yes.

          List of things Elon has done wrong
          >Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
          >Didn't spend billions on POC children
          >Destroyed Twitter

          Gee I wonder why Cinemaphile doesn't hate this guy

          >Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
          I'm sure senpai will notice you if you defend him on an anonymous basket-weaving forum some more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That story was reported elsewhere though you fucking retard. Just because it pertains to a tweet does not mean that you had to see it firsthand because you follow Elon Musk and live on Twitter. Do you think everyone who is aware that Trump had a rather inflammatory online presence only knows that because they live on Twitter?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Too bad it’s exclusively shit you’d only know about if you lived on twitter.
            Or if you were above the age of 15 at the time, yes.
            [...]
            >Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
            I'm sure senpai will notice you if you defend him on an anonymous basket-weaving forum some more.

            >l-lots of people k-knew about this fomo news cycle story!!

            I had forgotten it happened at all until I saw that movie. Didn’t even care about how they solved it because I assumed they just removed the mountaintop, which was my pet issue at the time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's the way news works alright. They report information to lots of people, and then lots of people know said information. I can help explain other confusing phenomenona if you'd like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The issue here, is why someone is obsessed with what a random gay said on a shitty website, and basically doesn’t care at all about the actual story random gay was commenting upon.

                People often write a run-on paragraphs to prove how not mad they are.

                So you don’t actually care and just think you’re trolling. That you’re making people mad by saying “u mad” over and over, by criticizing someone no one in this thread cares about.

                Cool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're mad just say you're mad. Don't hide it behind clearly seething replies everyone in the thread can see. There's at least some self-awareness to be gained in admitting you're an unpaid shill for a billionaire.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You internet any attention as anger. Because that’s the only reason your parents paid attention to you in childhood.

                I was curious. I got my answer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Deeply ESL post.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learn English, Pablo.

                Actually that was autocorrect making “interpret” into internet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL
                >phoneposter
                >billionaire fanboy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You display a pattern of latching on to the first misconception you form and then refusing to let go

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You display a clear lack of proficiency in the English language.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By accurately and succinctly expressing everything I wish to say?

                Like others have pointed out, your difficulty in understanding what people are saying to you stems from your faulty assumptions as to why they’re saying anything to you at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >By accurately and succinctly expressing everything I wish to say?
                No, by being so deeply unaware of how things actually work in America. Like how a billionaire how spent 44 billion for a website he's currently killing actually hoped to turn a profit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twitter is not America.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another deeply ESL thing to say.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like it’s been pointed out to you, do you operate under the faulty assumption everyone has identical knowledge and opinions then you do, otherwise they’re mad.

                This is caused by spending too long in the Twitter groupthink bubble.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do you operate on the assumption that everyone you talk to is American?
                No, as you can clearly tell (or not, given your basic understanding of the language) I could tell you're were American nor white for a while now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don’t live on Twitter you’re not American

                This is just sad man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks twitter isn't an strictly american website
                How's the climate migration going, Pajeet?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That whole “90% of twitter posts are from a tiny minority of white women constantly squawking at eachother” thing kinda proves that twitter is mostly American woman squawking at each other, yeah.

                The question all along is why anyone would care what a tiny group of American white women constantly squawk about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learn English, Pablo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hal the time people were just going out of their way to be mad at things Trump said. I bet you can't name five truly infuriating things he said, now that all is said and done.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, people were reacting to every single tweet with as much vitriol as possible because it makes for a good story. I never claimed that I could name a load of Trump's inflammatory tweets, just that I was aware of his controversial online persona through second hand reports of what he had been tweeting. Again, I'm just kind of explaining how the news works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like people just invent shit to be mad about half of the time, because they're bored.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they absolutely do, left and right alike. There's nothing like that feeling you get when you see a story about someone doing something that contradicts your core beliefs! Outrage is addictive as fuck. Which is why they flank all of these outrage stories with lots of lovely adverts for shiny products for us to consume.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keeping people in a perpetual outrage state makes them more receptive to advertising, yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        List of things Elon has done wrong
        >Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
        >Didn't spend billions on POC children
        >Destroyed Twitter

        Gee I wonder why Cinemaphile doesn't hate this guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you understand that no one requested Elon's help? He injected himself in a situation and proved he was as useless as people claimed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but why do I care?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't know, but you're clearly incensed about the fact that people are shitting on your billionaire daddy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You. Are. Sitting. Here. Constantly. Screaming. And. Screaming. Harder. About. Less. Whenever. Anyone. Asks. What. The. Fuck. You’re. Screaming. About.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, this is what I would call a non-seething reply. For sure.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I get it, “what’s your problem” has lost all meaning to you, which extends to literally any request for more information. All you see/hear whenever anyone wants to get some insight into your motivation is anger at what you’re saying (which hasn’t been much more than “u mad u mad u mad” for about an hour) instead of why the hell you care so much or why you think anyone else cares as much as you do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People often write a run-on paragraphs to prove how not mad they are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is a lot of words to say “I’m a fag who doesn’t read news or possess basic media literacy”

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to mad at this man because he tried to be involved in a thing and he didn't need to
                >Why should I be mad?
                >o-obsessed

                Thought provoking arguments

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry guys. COVID is solved. elon musk delivered bpap machines to the hospital. great job elon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
          Even if it were true, it is not the place nor the time to make comments like that from a PC a world away, while a guy is braving death multiple times in a day's span to save lives.

          The rest of it I have nothing to refute on really, but I doubt he will actually destroy Twitter.
          This is the problem I have though with some of the special type of sycophants this site tends to breed though: some of you all really will latch to anything out of some vague contrarian spite, simping the unworthy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares if he tanks Twitter though. We want him to do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has been kinda "iffy" since he had positive views of le orange man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the fact that he started mouthing about subjects he doesn't really know anything about and usual embarrassing himself, it's just a case of the Overton window shifting.
      Reddit in 2010 was full of fedora tippers, science worshipping lolbertarians. By 2020 is basically just trannies
      And while trannies aren't real women, they're just as a dumb, so they follow in whatever that the media tells them to, which at rhe moment is hating Musk because he's rich and not gnomish I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      america is a culture of capitalist cuckoldry. the literally worship billionaires

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're unironically NPCs. Remember Colblart's Big Brother moment "No no! We LOVE Comey now! We've always loved Comey! STOP CLAPPING!"
      These people will drop someone as soon as they are not (in their eyes) 100% in line with everything they believe, even if it's someone like Churchill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trump's term ended

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this Twitter thing triggers a cultural shift in every industry. Movies have been sucking really bad lately as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “The culture” has already shifted. You just don’t hear about it from TV, radio, reddit, twitter, etc.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    26 hours and we're gonna be on rick and morty street baby!!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when everyone fell for the neuralink meme? Fucker can't even handle twitter and people expected him to handle their brains.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when The Simpsons referred to him as "the greatest living inventor!” What a great episode. They get the coolest guest cameos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > 2015 - zombie simpsons releases a shitty cameo episode that kisses Elon Musk's ass
      > episode is instantly one of the most hated and ridiculed in the show's dismal recent history
      > 2019 - Justin Roiland decides it'd be real fresh to suck off his internet friend Elon Musk in his reddit-tier cartoon
      > "Wow! So funny and random!"

      I'm sick of seeing this cunt tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Donald Trump hosts SNL in 2016
        >Becomes the most hated man on Earth soon after
        >Elon Musk hosts SNL in 2021
        >Becomes the second most hated man on Earth soon after
        Wonder who will be next.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Twitter isn't dying and retard employees who were paid to do absolutely fucking nothing under the old regime that were later fired started all this. There really isn't a single shred of evidence that Twitter is dead/dying.
    If you want Twitter to die and think it somehow will improve the internet, you are wrong. Enjoy Twatters coming over here in droves.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lefties hate Elon because of buying Twitter but he was always a privileged failson even before he bought Tesla. If he didn’t wind up lefties no one would care about him, which is why he acts the way he does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does he act? Smoking weed on podcasts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He acts like a Redditor/libertarian type but since he has a gorillion dollar fortune this is seen as epic by retarded dicksucks.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i saw one ben garrison comic praising elon musk and another one criticizing paypal and i thought yep the gentile cattle are well in hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon hasn't owned any stake in PayPal for the last 20 years. eBay acquired his shares in 2002. How old are the two garrison comics you're talking about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know Elon doesn’t own PayPal anymore, right?

      I like how my phone is incredibly eager to suck Elon and PayPal’s dick but ignores obvious typos.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so weird to think that 5 years ago Elon Musk was seen as le heckin' epic Tony Stark Rick Sanchez space man, and now the same people who gave him that reputation hate his guts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone with basic critical thinking recognized the “much heckin Elon Starkarino” thing was basically free PR conducted by useful idiots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >free
        It only costs about 30k a year to create an internet cult to shill whatever you want shilled.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that how the Sneeder Cut got greenlit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not much remembered anymore since it's been so long and it was memoryholed a bit, but reddit had a fascination with Anthony Weiner during his campaign as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weiner did nothing wrong until he started sexting with literal teenagers. Everything else was a silly normie scandal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree that sexting is a nonissue, or at least hardly one like it's blown up to be.
          The bigger crime is that he was just more textbook democrat blandness, and that's I guess why redditors hit it off with him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when billionaire playboy tony stark stopped to pay his respects to le heckin real life tony stark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why does Elon have a weird puffy head now? Plastic surgery? Steroid abuse?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's channeling gru. really though when you get to his age a lot of men start to retain water. if you drink it will show more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's channeling gru. really though when you get to his age a lot of men start to retain water. if you drink it will show more.

        Seems like multiple facelifts to me, coupled with probably secret alcoholism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you know he will one day be president. Just like Trump, he is omnipresent in pop culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't born here, we'd have to change the constitution for that to be possible and it's very very unlikely that would ever happen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >expecting a pajeet to know that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not born in America, dummy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he wasn't born here, we'd have to change the constitution for that to be possible and it's very very unlikely that would ever happen

          Neither was Obama and that didn't stop him
          we can forge his documents

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trumpcuck doesn’t know how the constitution works
        Many such cases!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is chud hate central and is popular enough to attract raiding trannies like this thread
    >Twitter is going to either be destroyed or be turned into nazi territory
    >Kiwifarms just came back from the dead

    Alt right bros, we're winning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking it's our year

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why stop at Elon Tusk? He was in TBBT washing dishes in a soupe kitchen, among others things.
    Are all his appearances heavily profile managed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is kind of pathetic. Does he use his money and connections to shoehorn himself into every popular TV show? I’m surprised he didn’t stoop to begging HBO for a GoT cameo.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You. Are. Sitting. Here. Constantly. Screaming. And. Screaming. Harder. About. Less. Whenever. Anyone. Asks. What. The. Fuck. You’re. Screaming. About.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Millions of trannies confirmed suicided
    >Billions of journalists confirmed suicided
    >Quadrillions of dollars wasted on old checkmarks
    >Tumblr refugees having mental breakdowns
    >All for the low price of 8$

    APOLOGIZE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is in fact pretty pathetic that he paid 44 billion to be the head janitor of a hellhole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I legit respect it, but only if he did it out of spite, and to destroy the site.
        Someone legitimately needs to destroy Twitter for the good of humanity. That's not even a joke.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He tied his fortune to the Twitter buy so he pretty much has to put on his janitor pants and figure it out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think a lot of Elon simps are aware of how much he depended on Twitter turning a profit. Hell, some of them are talking about the acquisition as if it was Elon's choice as opposed to a capitulation in the face of a lawsuit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, I don't really care. I have no emotional investment in Elon's success. I have emotional investment in Twitter dying, because it's legitimately the worst thing in the world, and it's funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have emotional investment in Twitter dying
                Like half of the responses in this thread claim Twitter's gonna be fine so I'm not even sure if you're following the right narrative.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if it lives on, but the rules are sufficiently changed to ruin it for the people who like it. That's fine. It'll make them leave.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the rules are sufficiently changed to ruin it for the people who like it
                Not really.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I believe it will be fine but will never actually make money, especially recouping what Elon paid. It’s a terrible advertising platform. It was a shitty platform even before Elon took over. It was why he wanted to back out but couldn’t due to the lawsuit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure he's done it to destroy Twitter sadly. Where would he even be without Twitter? I'm convinced nobody would be driving Teslas today if he hadn't been le epic genius memelord

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Where would he even be without Twitter?
            The billionaire co-founder of PayPal?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he didn't found paypal the same as he didn't found tesla. he worked for x.com and they merged with paypal. elon tried to get them to change out all of their server infrastructure to windows and he was promptly fired

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Musk founded the company we now know as PayPal. The original PayPal ceased to exist past the merger and Musk renamed his own company PayPal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes and he was so incompetent he was gotten rid of. paypal was founded in spite of him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Granted he would have still been rich af, but nothing close to his current worth. Not without his constant shilling on Twitter and cringey tv cameos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was dragged through court kicking and screaming and was forced to purchase it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it may be pathetic and it may have been a LOT of money for a largely unprofitable company, but he knows its a powerful tool firsthand. There's a good chance nobody in this thread would even know the cunt's name if he hadn't been constantly tweeting for the last decade. He's used it to make himself a media persona and artificially inflate his value in the world and by extension, that of his companies.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaire buys twitter
    >billionaire makes a statement on twitter
    >can't quote that tweet as news because "twitter isn't news"
    Americans are a cucked race lmao

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fag sets billions of dollars on fire to ruin twitter
    >Lmao
    >YOURE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP MUSK YOU DICKSUCKER. SHUT THE FUCK UP, Y-YOURE OBSESSED. SHILL. SHILL

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did it on purpose
      he only bought twitter because shareholders forced him to after he made a joking/offhand remark to buy twitter.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To bad he had since become a villain to the left because he supports free speech too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >supports free speech
      >bans anyone who talks shit about him
      he doesn't care about real free speech

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off disingenuous worm. What happened to "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences" and "it's a private company, they can do what they want" anytime your political opposition was censored. You hypocrites make me physically sick. You're completely devoid of principles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >adopts the liberal screed when it's convenient
          the irony lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like libertarian talking points to me, rabbi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >break the twitter tos by impersonating musk just to talk
        >get banned
        >talk shit without impersonating someone
        >don't get banned
        Wow.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Private company

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    890
    It's a well documented chud (leftist) argument strategy. It's telling that of all the gays in this thread, maybe one of them was able to clearly articulate why they don't like Musk. The rest either don't know why they hate him because it's what their in-group on Twitter/discord/cable news has decided or because they're too cowardly to actually say it on an anonymous image board where the worst retort possible is someone calling you a gay, chud or leftist because, like the Goebbels quote about garden gnomes, their greatest fear is to be found out and called what they actually are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I don't have brain rot from id politics and I can despise both twitter trannies AND a fucking retard who hates workers' rights and believes sacking 75% of the workforce, asking the remaining 25% to pull 80 hours work weeks, while removing work from home? How do we know he only fired the chud moderators?

      I can sympathize because I fucking work full time and I have benefits and arrangements that make my work easier, if my CEO suddenly changed and they forced me to go into the office, slashed all my colleagues and forced me to work 80 hours a week I wouldn't like that either, I don't enjoy this kind of absurd zero sum work market.

      The other reason is because Musk with its shitty tesla is helping governments push bans on petrol cars, and I enjoy driving my car and having access to the second hand market.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >managing twitter
        >work

        lmao

        To elaborate, the thought barrier you’re bumping into here is expecting anyone HERE to feel sorry for people who work at twitter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think you're doing much for workers in the US if you side with the billionaires who fire them without a second thought?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only reason a twitter employee suddenly cares about “the workers” is because their mindless/effortless job is being threatened, and they’re terrified of having to get a real job.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody gives a shit about billionaires firing people, ESPECIALLY all the left-wing slacktivists litearlly on their knees sucking corpo cock 23/7 and their wife's boyfriend's cock the remaining 1. they will laugh at you when your credit cards are cancelled because the banks don't like your political position. every single person on the left is genuinely evil to their core.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair I don't feel sorry for the twitter trannies, but I don't like the idea of zero sum management becoming widespread either.
          For example removing free lunch, that shit is purely out of spite or some misplaced "muh bootstraps" mentality.

          The company I work is not that big, it makes $8 billions a year, and yet I get £10 for my lunch every day if I choose to work in the office, or I can stay home, cook my stuff(which is what I do) and still save. That's because my job can be done at home, managing projects and implementing solutions is not something that requires me to be in a physical building. So while I'm not a "moderator" or one of those Twitter managers who did jackshit, I still don't like the idea of Musk management. I also get private health insurance coverage and other benefits, which is why I keep working here. The moment they try to treat me like some illegal alien working in a restaurant I'm out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The free lunch is literally cynical shit they use to bribe women and sois into accepting lower pay, rather than going somewhere else, because the office is more "comfortable".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, you still sound like a twitter employee.

            Firing a bunch of useless people managing a blight on the internet isn’t indicative of a top-down universal reversal/repeal of all labor laws.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Firing a bunch of useless people
              Not so useless considering now that there's no moderators around people can impersonate big business and it's actively losing Twitter's money, or at the very least tanking its stocks value. Again, if his purpose was to tank Twitter I'm perfectly fine with it. The smart way would have been to change company values, implement training to do that and remove only the ~~*trends curators*~~ and the screeching blue hairs. I don't believe they were 70% of Twitter's workforce.

              The free lunch is literally cynical shit they use to bribe women and sois into accepting lower pay, rather than going somewhere else, because the office is more "comfortable".

              Due to absurd tax brackets in England, lunch at work is actually something really saves you money because it potentially adds up to £2200 a year(£10 a day per 21 working days). So instead of having £2200 more on my yearly salary taxed at 40%+National insurance, I can actually enjoy it net when eating at work. I don't get to actually do that because I eat at home and spend waaaayyy less than that for my lunches, but it's not so bad. Also it's not like he gave them an equivalent salary raise, he simply slashed a benefit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bong talking about labor laws

            lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ???
              I get 28+8 days of holidays a year, private health insurance for £20 a month, 37.5 work week and can work from home.

              Yes my salary is most probably inferior to my same-job equivalent from the states, but I don't see how American workers are more protected than me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And apparently that can all change in an instant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's true for every single anglo capitalist market.

                Otherwise there's controlled markets like some EU or South American countries, but they tend to simply not work, or when they work(Germany), their leaders swamp them with illegals to drive wages down.
                Still don't like the idea of the authoritarian CEO manhandling the working environment of his own company with no discernible benefits.

                Good night everyone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it really isn’t. I’m constantly amused by how quick and inane bong laws are. You would never be able to get tv license shit in the US.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter fires thousands of employees
    >Down to 50 people in the office
    >It's running exactly the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>It's running exactly the same
      Elon's been begging people in charge of advertisement to stay since last night lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So exactly how it was run before but now they don't have to pay HR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the owner of the website has to beg employees to stay
          >"how it was run before"
          lmao

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why did Dmitris stop drawing such excellent and well crafted art? His early works were so frequent and in such high stylistic design, yet his later works were unbelievably sparse, and the substance of design extremely shallow and boring. Completely opposite of InCase

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember last years when elon was on snl as wario and mario was a jogger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

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