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is he doing all of this just because his son
troons out ?
Are Roiland and Harmon still friends with Elon. I bet Harmon's not.
Roiland and Elon have both been on Epstein's island, they're brothers for life.
Bonds made in the pursuit of exquisite taste last forever.
Will Musk and Joey turn this picture into an NFT too? It could save Twitter!
i can see your pepe
left is shopped right
I still don't understand how Elon Musk went over night from that guy Reddit was salivating over for building space ships and saving the world with his electric cars, to "le bad". Literally have no idea what happened.
Did I miss another software update?
liberalism
But isn't he a liberal?
No, it was before that.
It was after he split up with Grimes
Who is Grimes, and why do people care about these things?
Wait, no hang on, Musk became hated after he exiled his trans-"daughter"
elon is nrx
>it was before that.
The twittertards stopped liking him so he bought Twitter.
but why?
Trump hate is old. Need new villain. Need new fresh hate. Musk hate is fresh. Musk new villain
Considering “the Twitter mob” is 3% of total users, all women, who cares?
Corporations love to listen to that 3% so them, I guess.
because they account for 90% of Twitter posts.
Yeah but he's the european idea of liberal which is what the american left calls a nazi.
He bought Twitter and stopped the bluecheck nonsense.
He killed Twitter in less than two weeks after little morons like you proclaimed him a genius businessman.
hows twitter going to die again? feels reminiscent of when the right got btfo on twitter and started their own moronic knock off versions that no one used. unless theres a serious competitor twitter will be fine
>hows twitter going to die again?
95% of the employees responsible for crucial services chose to quit instead of sucking Musk's eugenicist balls. He's already looking for someone to replace him as CEO because his stocks are tanking.
crucial services such as?
as far as im aware all he needs is a jannie team and that can be done by any third world call centre so hes fine. what are the twitter tech gays polishing a well oiled machine? meh itll run fine as is, just will have a slowdown in updates whilst he sorts the workforce out
once again, twitter is going nowhere, so whats the alternative? if theres no alternative and no critical mass then shits not going to change
Crucial services was what Twitter called the people awarding blue checkmarks
notice my perfectly reasonable reply is being ignored by the troons because they want to argue instead on the easier topic of whos dickriding who. many such cases
twitter isnt gonna die and twitter isnt gonna be saved by musk, it will probably just be slightly less obnoxiously run(which is pretty meaningless)
crucial services like getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to send emails and gossip
Imagine believing everything you read from the news
Imagine needing the news when Elon tweets about his stupid business choices every couple of hours.
based I only take my news from patriotic ecelebs that shill for russia too
Ah yes, that's the real reason all the normalgays go to twitter. Because they're all massive fanboys for literally who jannies. Thank you for the insight trannoid, I'll be sure to follow you on Twitter
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Wow that sounds pretty bad, let's just stroll over to www.twitter.com and take a look and.... oh... it's still running just fine. KYS troon
How can you fire 90% of employees and the place still runs normally? Was the whole company and adult daycare like FTX?
80 20 rule. 80% of the work is done by 20% of the employees. This applies literally everywhere. The do nothing shitters shid and farded themselves out of a job. The real workers are currently celebrating and getting shitfaced at their desk because the trannies are gone. But the do nothing shitters are big mad about it and think they're more important than they were so now they're embarrassingly trying to convince everyone twitter is about to blow up.
they broke 2FA a few days ago and if you logged out you couldn't log back in
Why the frick does Twitter need employees?
>eugenicist
source?
I want Twitter to die, and I don't have any feelings toward Elon Musk at all. I barely knew who he was until Reddit wouldn't shut up about him for being le based Tony Stark man.
>I want Twitter to die
Yeah now that Elon made it clear everything he touches turns to shit. Before his tantrums it was "HAHAHAHA TWITTER WILL BE BASED NOW LIBS".
I don't use Twitter, and I'm not some kind of Twitter using "conservative". Not everyone you talk to is the same person, you autistic moron.
>heh silly libtard, i suck elon's wiener because i LIKE it! 😉
Right on, man. Doesn't mean the guy's not a moron.
I barely know who Elon Musk is.
>whitknights for elon across the thread
>claims not to know him
How embarrassing.
Point out where I did that.
I said a few years ago Reddit was shitting their pants over him being "le based Tony Stark", and now apparently he's not that, and no one seems to know when or why this change occurred exactly.
>no one seems to know when or why this change occurred exactly
You must be moronic. Like clinically so.
No, tell me. When exactly did opinions change, and why? I feel like people don't even know. They're just doing their npc thing.
>When exactly did opinions change, and why?
A good starting point would be when you first knew that his father had impregnated Elon's stepsister, whom the former had raised (see, groomed) since she was a toddler. You know, what with all the muh groomer discourse you guys love to spam everywhere.
What does that have to do with anything?
>gaygily waves hand at a clear example of grooming amongst the elite
How are you not a Musk fanboy again?
Assuming that's true, how is it his fault his dad did something morally questionable?
>Assuming that's true
homie, what?
Bro, I don't read this gossip shit. I do not care.
>b-bro i dont care if the elite are grooming kids
I can tell.
I mean, not really. They probably pay them off better than small time pimps.
It's such pearl clutching faux controversy.
Who do you think raised Elon? The child slaves at his family's emerald mine?
yeah
>how is it Elon's fault he is a criminal?
...no opinion is needed, since it is a fact.
Don't leave your dogs or underage kids around him.
Probably.
>muh emerald mine
Keep hearing this but never see any proof of anything bad going on. They keep saying they "stole it" from who? The "natives"? What were they doing with the emeralds? Raping them?
They were guarding the chaos emeralds anon.
>You know, what with all the muh groomer discourse you guys love to spam everywhere.
Every single one of your posts are straw men. Your way of thinking is much too polarized
>find it disgusting that a 76 year old man impregnated his own groomed stepdaughter
>"wow man, your opinions are way too polarized"
No, I'm saying that all of your "arguments" (not just that specific post) itt boil down to
>Either you actively hate Elon or suck his dick
, even when most anons are ambivalent towards him.
Also, you can have the last word.
I think that's what most of the twitter homosexuals seething about him here don't get. 95% of the people in this thread don't give a shit about Elon, we're just laughing at trannies for crying about their safe space being destroyed
>doing their npc thing
Exactly, they started hating him when the talking heads on their told them to.
>Frick twitter
>YOU WORSHIP HIM
Not everyone is a deranged cultist like you
>elon tanks yet another one of his dumb projects
>"f-frick twitter tho"
>too big to fail billionaire runs around tanking stupid shit
Sounds like a cool dude
Why are you so angry about Elon, you dumb troony? I literally don't understand why people like you are so butt devastated by the mere mention of him like he's Voldemort.
>Why are you so angry about Elon, you dumb troony?
Note that this is you NOT whiteknighitng homosexual Musk.
That's correct. yeah. We want to know why you're mad.
My opinion of him is "meh, whatever" and irrelevant to me asking why YOU get so angry about him.
Yeah, that's literally all we care about you buttmad homosexual. No one is worshipping him. Frick you and your little circlejerk normalgay website
It's amazing how my twitter feed is nothing but TWITTER IS DEAD ELON IS DUMB with fifty gorillian likes. These people do not hear themselves think.
I never said he was a genius businessman but if what you said is true then I might have been wrong.
He is a dumbfrick, but Twitter will be fine
OH BOO HOO HOO NOT MY PRECIOUS TWITTER
They've hated him ever since they all lost money on dogecoin because they're moronic
diving into crypto didnt help, but it was around bernie starting to shift the left back to hating billionaires. then getting close to trump and kanye basically sealed the deal
imo he shouldve just Bezo'd it and stayed relatively anonymous. giving hot takes which were really just recycled libcuck ron paul takes on twitter was stupid
He had opinions 3 inches beyond the twitter bluecheck hivemind and was unpersoned for being a chud, sweaty.
He's not a progressive fanny so they turned on him
How is he not a progressive fanny? He builds electric cars.
Idk man, you are reading too much into mass media. As the few morons actually going to twitter, it's been less of a leftist echochamber now that the trending hastag curator got fricking fired
I think it's sort of like how Emiya Shirou dislikes Archer because it's like looking in a mirror at yourself and where you are headed; if you really think about it, Musk is like the paragon of the stereotypical male redditor of the mid twenty ten's: science idolizing, snarky, doing his best to be cool and put on airs even though he's a dweeb, gets petty and vindictive over disagreements in details, and such.
The rest of the hate is just boosted from the media and bandwagoners.
I think you've actually helped me understand why hes such an annoying homosexual. He's the richest man in the world and he just acts like a petty insecure redditor
yes, he was always a bit off-putting to me, but his behavior during that Thai cave diving rescue was what finally removed all doubt that it wasn't just me, but him.
So shit you’d only see if you lived on twitter.
>the tesla tunnel is a twitter thing
?
Oh, excuse me, twitter and reddit.
delicate snowflake is triggered?
About? You acted like your personal knowledge of celebrity gossip was universal, and now you’re… I guess trying to deflect?
>hey remember when x?
>no and I don’t care and don’t know why you think I would
>LMAO TRIGGERED MUCH??
What even is the word for this type of exchange?
>american reading comprehension
rent free
Why are you so angry, rightoid? I thought you didn't even like Musk.
I'm being serious, I think you really hit it on the nail there. No one will go to Twitter if their favorite janny stops working there. You're a genius and I don't think you're crippling autism holds you back at all
This would be a really good quip if Elon hadn't paid 44 billion dollars just to be said janny, you fricking moron.
Why are you assuming I'm Elon? How does some random gay spending 44 billion effect me? How is that related to my point about normalgays not giving a shit about random twitter jannies? Anon, hello?
>basic american reading comprehension
Good lord, if this is your average Eloncuck we don't have anything to worry about. That boring wienersucker is gonna be broke in a year.
I don't give a shit about Elon, I think him burning down a website thats home to trannies is funny and I don't care how he burns his money. I'm just pointing out that you're a moron for this post
>I don't give a shit about Elon
Could've fooled me. You've been clutching your pearls at every mild insult directed at the moron.
>You've been clutching your pearls at every mild insult directed at the moron.
Not my fault you have schizophrenia pal
Asking you to elaborate on your issues isn’t “pearl clutching.” You’re sitting here constantly screaming and getting angrier whenever anyone asks why.
You can just admit he's a very dumb conman. It would make you look less pathetic.
When did I imply I thought he was smart? Or that I care about him or what he does?
Only reason I’m here is to laugh at screaming twittergays. Maybe try to get some insight into their insanity. I’m a huge fan of abnormal ideation.
>When did I imply I thought he was smart? Or that I care about him or what he does?
You're getting way too pissy for someone who claims to be so neutral about a moronic conman.
>get asked question
>WHYRE U SO PISSY OMG
lol.
>seethes again
Case in point.
>Imagine getting your news from the internet in the year of our lord 2022!
This isn't the gotcha you think it is
Twitter and Reddit aren’t news sources. They’re narrative sources.
The difficulty you’re having understanding or meaningfully responding to anything I say is in how I don’t accept narratives without information, and then don’t defend them against conflicting information. For I need more than a screaming mob to generate an opinion on something.
>twitter isn't a news source
This is very funny because that's what Elon said Twitter would become just two weeks ago. Your own narrative is full of holes.
>that’s funny because of thing you’d only know if you lived on Twitter and hung on elon musk’s every utterance
The only thing funny here is how you seem completely unable to comprehend that people exist who don’t give a single shit about the shit you base your existence around.
>twitter isn't news libtard!
>elon said it wa-
>wow did you just quote the guy im fellating?? xD
I'd love to get your definition of what news are supposed to be. Apparently quoting a billionaire announcing new measures on his new website is not.
The entirely of journalism is currently a joke, but if you’d like a movie about what news/journalism used to be, good night and good luck seems right up a twittergay’s alley.
>no reply
This is just sad.
The reply is ever since the repeal of the fairness doctrine and the rise of Fox News, the entirety of journalism is a joke, and you need to examine the history of journalism to find any trace of what it used to be, as none currently remains.
What narrative is that? Please describe my narrative to me. You made it up, after all.
It's true that Twitter and Reddit allow you to add narrative. 150 characters, or a post title can help you frame a link to a news source differently. But I don't think anyone would just see a tweet with no source, or a self post without a link making an assertion with no evidence and consider that news.
Elon offering to donate a useless mini-sub that was bigger than the cave opening and could not maneuver into the cave was in the news you dunce.
Yeah, calling people a paedo on here is all in good fun. Calling a legit hero a paedo because you got jealous is the most embarrassing shit of all time
Also like Redditors Elon gets his ideas about science from movies and TV rather than actual applied science.
I’d assume a lot of it either has to do with the "Why I hate Elon musk" video by moon, the shitty led tunnel, or the stuff he said during the pandemic? I’m not sure to be honest.
>the shitty led tunnel
Amazing how Elon promised an autonomous public transportation system but suddenly it was just "teslas going 100 miles an hour in a tiny tunnel". Wouldn't you just love to be trapped underground with an unstable lithium battery?
Twitter turned on him years ago literally because he donated to some random republican while also donating to a bunch of democratic parties as well so he's been framed as a nazi to the point where he eventually just got redpilled on free speech. No I'm not making this up
hes always been a conman
overnight? he has been having random meltdowns for years now and he constantly lies
twitter still hasn't turned a profit
It started when he threw a shit-fit that everybody said his submarine rescue idea was moronic and he called the rescue diver a pedophile during that Thailand underwater cave thing that happened a few years ago. That was the first time he started publicly sticking his nose into things he didn't know anything about and exposing how much of an arrogant moron he is.
Conservatives started loving him because they love loud-mouthed morons for some reason.
Oh wow, someone elaborated.
Too bad it’s exclusively shit you’d only know about if you lived on twitter.
I'm fairly certain people knew about the Thai football team without Twitter.
I didn’t even know they had football in south east asia
I also have a thing where, the harder people scream about something, the less interested I am.
>I didn’t even know they had football in south east asia
I understand a shithole like your country lacks formal education, but you're only proving how much you actually need social media to know about your surroundings.
>formal education
>kick sphere
… so you’re not even American?
>le sportsball xD
So you're not even heterosexual?
What grade do you learn about thai football in your country?
In what grade did you realize you were gay?
>Too bad it’s exclusively shit you’d only know about if you lived on twitter.
Or if you were above the age of 15 at the time, yes.
>Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
I'm sure senpai will notice you if you defend him on an anonymous basket-weaving forum some more.
That story was reported elsewhere though you fricking moron. Just because it pertains to a tweet does not mean that you had to see it firsthand because you follow Elon Musk and live on Twitter. Do you think everyone who is aware that Trump had a rather inflammatory online presence only knows that because they live on Twitter?
>l-lots of people k-knew about this fomo news cycle story!!
I had forgotten it happened at all until I saw that movie. Didn’t even care about how they solved it because I assumed they just removed the mountaintop, which was my pet issue at the time.
Yeah, that's the way news works alright. They report information to lots of people, and then lots of people know said information. I can help explain other confusing phenomenona if you'd like.
The issue here, is why someone is obsessed with what a random homosexual said on a shitty website, and basically doesn’t care at all about the actual story random homosexual was commenting upon.
So you don’t actually care and just think you’re trolling. That you’re making people mad by saying “u mad” over and over, by criticizing someone no one in this thread cares about.
Cool.
If you're mad just say you're mad. Don't hide it behind clearly seething replies everyone in the thread can see. There's at least some self-awareness to be gained in admitting you're an unpaid shill for a billionaire.
You internet any attention as anger. Because that’s the only reason your parents paid attention to you in childhood.
I was curious. I got my answer.
Deeply ESL post.
Actually that was autocorrect making “interpret” into internet.
>ESL
>phoneposter
>billionaire fanboy
You display a pattern of latching on to the first misconception you form and then refusing to let go
You display a clear lack of proficiency in the English language.
By accurately and succinctly expressing everything I wish to say?
Like others have pointed out, your difficulty in understanding what people are saying to you stems from your faulty assumptions as to why they’re saying anything to you at all.
>By accurately and succinctly expressing everything I wish to say?
No, by being so deeply unaware of how things actually work in America. Like how a billionaire how spent 44 billion for a website he's currently killing actually hoped to turn a profit.
Twitter is not America.
Another deeply ESL thing to say.
Like it’s been pointed out to you, do you operate under the faulty assumption everyone has identical knowledge and opinions then you do, otherwise they’re mad.
This is caused by spending too long in the Twitter groupthink bubble.
>do you operate on the assumption that everyone you talk to is American?
No, as you can clearly tell (or not, given your basic understanding of the language) I could tell you're were American nor white for a while now.
>if you don’t live on Twitter you’re not American
This is just sad man.
>thinks twitter isn't an strictly american website
How's the climate migration going, Pajeet?
That whole “90% of twitter posts are from a tiny minority of white women constantly squawking at eachother” thing kinda proves that twitter is mostly American woman squawking at each other, yeah.
The question all along is why anyone would care what a tiny group of American white women constantly squawk about.
Learn English, Pablo.
Hal the time people were just going out of their way to be mad at things Trump said. I bet you can't name five truly infuriating things he said, now that all is said and done.
I agree, people were reacting to every single tweet with as much vitriol as possible because it makes for a good story. I never claimed that I could name a load of Trump's inflammatory tweets, just that I was aware of his controversial online persona through second hand reports of what he had been tweeting. Again, I'm just kind of explaining how the news works
Seems like people just invent shit to be mad about half of the time, because they're bored.
Yeah they absolutely do, left and right alike. There's nothing like that feeling you get when you see a story about someone doing something that contradicts your core beliefs! Outrage is addictive as frick. Which is why they flank all of these outrage stories with lots of lovely adverts for shiny products for us to consume.
Keeping people in a perpetual outrage state makes them more receptive to advertising, yes.
List of things Elon has done wrong
>Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
>Didn't spend billions on POC children
>Destroyed Twitter
Gee I wonder why Cinemaphile doesn't hate this guy
Do you understand that no one requested Elon's help? He injected himself in a situation and proved he was as useless as people claimed.
Yes, but why do I care?
I honestly don't know, but you're clearly incensed about the fact that people are shitting on your billionaire daddy.
You. Are. Sitting. Here. Constantly. Screaming. And. Screaming. Harder. About. Less. Whenever. Anyone. Asks. What. The. Frick. You’re. Screaming. About.
Yeah, this is what I would call a non-seething reply. For sure.
Oh I get it, “what’s your problem” has lost all meaning to you, which extends to literally any request for more information. All you see/hear whenever anyone wants to get some insight into your motivation is anger at what you’re saying (which hasn’t been much more than “u mad u mad u mad” for about an hour) instead of why the hell you care so much or why you think anyone else cares as much as you do
People often write a run-on paragraphs to prove how not mad they are.
this is a lot of words to say “I’m a gay who doesn’t read news or possess basic media literacy”
>You need to mad at this man because he tried to be involved in a thing and he didn't need to
>Why should I be mad?
>o-obsessed
Thought provoking arguments
don't worry guys. COVID is solved. elon musk delivered bpap machines to the hospital. great job elon
>Called some old pedo looking guy a pedophile
Even if it were true, it is not the place nor the time to make comments like that from a PC a world away, while a guy is braving death multiple times in a day's span to save lives.
The rest of it I have nothing to refute on really, but I doubt he will actually destroy Twitter.
This is the problem I have though with some of the special type of sycophants this site tends to breed though: some of you all really will latch to anything out of some vague contrarian spite, simping the unworthy.
No one cares if he tanks Twitter though. We want him to do that.
He has been kinda "iffy" since he had positive views of le orange man.
Aside from the fact that he started mouthing about subjects he doesn't really know anything about and usual embarrassing himself, it's just a case of the Overton window shifting.
Reddit in 2010 was full of fedora tippers, science worshipping lolbertarians. By 2020 is basically just trannies
And while trannies aren't real women, they're just as a dumb, so they follow in whatever that the media tells them to, which at rhe moment is hating Musk because he's rich and not israeli I guess
america is a culture of capitalist cuckoldry. the literally worship billionaires
They're unironically NPCs. Remember Colblart's Big Brother moment "No no! We LOVE Comey now! We've always loved Comey! STOP CLAPPING!"
These people will drop someone as soon as they are not (in their eyes) 100% in line with everything they believe, even if it's someone like Churchill.
Trump's term ended
Hopefully this Twitter thing triggers a cultural shift in every industry. Movies have been sucking really bad lately as well.
“The culture” has already shifted. You just don’t hear about it from TV, radio, reddit, twitter, etc.
26 hours and we're gonna be on rick and morty street baby!!
Remember when everyone fell for the neuralink meme? Fricker can't even handle twitter and people expected him to handle their brains.
I remember when The Simpsons referred to him as "the greatest living inventor!” What a great episode. They get the coolest guest cameos.
> 2015 - zombie simpsons releases a shitty cameo episode that kisses Elon Musk's ass
> episode is instantly one of the most hated and ridiculed in the show's dismal recent history
> 2019 - Justin Roiland decides it'd be real fresh to suck off his internet friend Elon Musk in his reddit-tier cartoon
> "Wow! So funny and random!"
I'm sick of seeing this c**t tbh
>Donald Trump hosts SNL in 2016
>Becomes the most hated man on Earth soon after
>Elon Musk hosts SNL in 2021
>Becomes the second most hated man on Earth soon after
Wonder who will be next.
Reminder that Twitter isn't dying and moron employees who were paid to do absolutely fricking nothing under the old regime that were later fired started all this. There really isn't a single shred of evidence that Twitter is dead/dying.
If you want Twitter to die and think it somehow will improve the internet, you are wrong. Enjoy Twatters coming over here in droves.
Lefties hate Elon because of buying Twitter but he was always a privileged failson even before he bought Tesla. If he didn’t wind up lefties no one would care about him, which is why he acts the way he does.
How does he act? Smoking weed on podcasts?
He acts like a Redditor/libertarian type but since he has a gorillion dollar fortune this is seen as epic by moronic dicksucks.
i saw one ben garrison comic praising elon musk and another one criticizing paypal and i thought yep the gentile cattle are well in hand
Elon hasn't owned any stake in PayPal for the last 20 years. eBay acquired his shares in 2002. How old are the two garrison comics you're talking about?
You know Elon doesn’t own PayPal anymore, right?
I like how my phone is incredibly eager to suck Elon and PayPal’s dick but ignores obvious typos.
It's so weird to think that 5 years ago Elon Musk was seen as le heckin' epic Tony Stark Rick Sanchez space man, and now the same people who gave him that reputation hate his guts.
Anyone with basic critical thinking recognized the “much heckin Elon Starkarino” thing was basically free PR conducted by useful idiots.
>free
It only costs about 30k a year to create an internet cult to shill whatever you want shilled.
Isn't that how the Sneeder Cut got greenlit?
Not much remembered anymore since it's been so long and it was memoryholed a bit, but reddit had a fascination with Anthony Weiner during his campaign as well.
Weiner did nothing wrong until he started sexting with literal teenagers. Everything else was a silly normie scandal.
I agree that sexting is a nonissue, or at least hardly one like it's blown up to be.
The bigger crime is that he was just more textbook democrat blandness, and that's I guess why redditors hit it off with him.
remember when billionaire playboy tony stark stopped to pay his respects to le heckin real life tony stark
So why does Elon have a weird puffy head now? Plastic surgery? Steroid abuse?
he's channeling gru. really though when you get to his age a lot of men start to retain water. if you drink it will show more.
Seems like multiple facelifts to me, coupled with probably secret alcoholism
This is how you know he will one day be president. Just like Trump, he is omnipresent in pop culture
he wasn't born here, we'd have to change the constitution for that to be possible and it's very very unlikely that would ever happen
>expecting a pajeet to know that
Not born in America, dummy.
Neither was Obama and that didn't stop him
we can forge his documents
>trumpcuck doesn’t know how the constitution works
Many such cases!
>Cinemaphile is troony hate central and is popular enough to attract raiding trannies like this thread
>Twitter is going to either be destroyed or be turned into nazi territory
>Kiwifarms just came back from the dead
Alt right bros, we're winning
I'm thinking it's our year
Why stop at Elon Tusk? He was in TBBT washing dishes in a soupe kitchen, among others things.
Are all his appearances heavily profile managed?
This is kind of pathetic. Does he use his money and connections to shoehorn himself into every popular TV show? I’m surprised he didn’t stoop to begging HBO for a GoT cameo.
>You. Are. Sitting. Here. Constantly. Screaming. And. Screaming. Harder. About. Less. Whenever. Anyone. Asks. What. The. Frick. You’re. Screaming. About.
>Millions of trannies confirmed suicided
>Billions of journalists confirmed suicided
>Quadrillions of dollars wasted on old checkmarks
>Tumblr refugees having mental breakdowns
>All for the low price of 8$
APOLOGIZE
It is in fact pretty pathetic that he paid 44 billion to be the head janitor of a hellhole.
I legit respect it, but only if he did it out of spite, and to destroy the site.
Someone legitimately needs to destroy Twitter for the good of humanity. That's not even a joke.
He tied his fortune to the Twitter buy so he pretty much has to put on his janitor pants and figure it out.
I don't think a lot of Elon simps are aware of how much he depended on Twitter turning a profit. Hell, some of them are talking about the acquisition as if it was Elon's choice as opposed to a capitulation in the face of a lawsuit.
I mean, I don't really care. I have no emotional investment in Elon's success. I have emotional investment in Twitter dying, because it's legitimately the worst thing in the world, and it's funny.
>I have emotional investment in Twitter dying
Like half of the responses in this thread claim Twitter's gonna be fine so I'm not even sure if you're following the right narrative.
Even if it lives on, but the rules are sufficiently changed to ruin it for the people who like it. That's fine. It'll make them leave.
>the rules are sufficiently changed to ruin it for the people who like it
Not really.
I believe it will be fine but will never actually make money, especially recouping what Elon paid. It’s a terrible advertising platform. It was a shitty platform even before Elon took over. It was why he wanted to back out but couldn’t due to the lawsuit.
I'm not sure he's done it to destroy Twitter sadly. Where would he even be without Twitter? I'm convinced nobody would be driving Teslas today if he hadn't been le epic genius memelord
>Where would he even be without Twitter?
The billionaire co-founder of PayPal?
he didn't found paypal the same as he didn't found tesla. he worked for x.com and they merged with paypal. elon tried to get them to change out all of their server infrastructure to windows and he was promptly fired
Musk founded the company we now know as PayPal. The original PayPal ceased to exist past the merger and Musk renamed his own company PayPal.
yes and he was so incompetent he was gotten rid of. paypal was founded in spite of him
Granted he would have still been rich af, but nothing close to his current worth. Not without his constant shilling on Twitter and cringey tv cameos
he was dragged through court kicking and screaming and was forced to purchase it
Well, it may be pathetic and it may have been a LOT of money for a largely unprofitable company, but he knows its a powerful tool firsthand. There's a good chance nobody in this thread would even know the c**t's name if he hadn't been constantly tweeting for the last decade. He's used it to make himself a media persona and artificially inflate his value in the world and by extension, that of his companies.
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>billionaire buys twitter
>billionaire makes a statement on twitter
>can't quote that tweet as news because "twitter isn't news"
Americans are a cucked race lmao
>gay sets billions of dollars on fire to ruin twitter
>Lmao
>YOURE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP MUSK YOU DICKSUCKER. SHUT THE FRICK UP, Y-YOURE OBSESSED. SHILL. SHILL
Who was in the wrong here?
>did it on purpose
he only bought twitter because shareholders forced him to after he made a joking/offhand remark to buy twitter.
To bad he had since become a villain to the left because he supports free speech too much
>supports free speech
>bans anyone who talks shit about him
he doesn't care about real free speech
Frick off disingenuous worm. What happened to "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences" and "it's a private company, they can do what they want" anytime your political opposition was censored. You hypocrites make me physically sick. You're completely devoid of principles.
>adopts the liberal screed when it's convenient
the irony lmao
Looks like libertarian talking points to me, rabbi
>break the twitter tos by impersonating musk just to talk
>get banned
>talk shit without impersonating someone
>don't get banned
Wow.
>Private company
890
It's a well documented troony (leftist) argument strategy. It's telling that of all the homosexuals in this thread, maybe one of them was able to clearly articulate why they don't like Musk. The rest either don't know why they hate him because it's what their in-group on Twitter/discord/cable news has decided or because they're too cowardly to actually say it on an anonymous image board where the worst retort possible is someone calling you a homosexual, troony or leftist because, like the Goebbels quote about israelites, their greatest fear is to be found out and called what they actually are.
Maybe I don't have brain rot from id politics and I can despise both twitter trannies AND a fricking moron who hates workers' rights and believes sacking 75% of the workforce, asking the remaining 25% to pull 80 hours work weeks, while removing work from home? How do we know he only fired the troony moderators?
I can sympathize because I fricking work full time and I have benefits and arrangements that make my work easier, if my CEO suddenly changed and they forced me to go into the office, slashed all my colleagues and forced me to work 80 hours a week I wouldn't like that either, I don't enjoy this kind of absurd zero sum work market.
The other reason is because Musk with its shitty tesla is helping governments push bans on petrol cars, and I enjoy driving my car and having access to the second hand market.
>managing twitter
>work
lmao
To elaborate, the thought barrier you’re bumping into here is expecting anyone HERE to feel sorry for people who work at twitter.
Do you think you're doing much for workers in the US if you side with the billionaires who fire them without a second thought?
The only reason a twitter employee suddenly cares about “the workers” is because their mindless/effortless job is being threatened, and they’re terrified of having to get a real job.
nobody gives a shit about billionaires firing people, ESPECIALLY all the left-wing slacktivists litearlly on their knees sucking corpo wiener 23/7 and their wife's boyfriend's wiener the remaining 1. they will laugh at you when your credit cards are cancelled because the banks don't like your political position. every single person on the left is genuinely evil to their core.
To be fair I don't feel sorry for the twitter trannies, but I don't like the idea of zero sum management becoming widespread either.
For example removing free lunch, that shit is purely out of spite or some misplaced "muh bootstraps" mentality.
The company I work is not that big, it makes $8 billions a year, and yet I get £10 for my lunch every day if I choose to work in the office, or I can stay home, cook my stuff(which is what I do) and still save. That's because my job can be done at home, managing projects and implementing solutions is not something that requires me to be in a physical building. So while I'm not a "moderator" or one of those Twitter managers who did jackshit, I still don't like the idea of Musk management. I also get private health insurance coverage and other benefits, which is why I keep working here. The moment they try to treat me like some illegal alien working in a restaurant I'm out.
The free lunch is literally cynical shit they use to bribe women and sois into accepting lower pay, rather than going somewhere else, because the office is more "comfortable".
To be fair, you still sound like a twitter employee.
Firing a bunch of useless people managing a blight on the internet isn’t indicative of a top-down universal reversal/repeal of all labor laws.
>Firing a bunch of useless people
Not so useless considering now that there's no moderators around people can impersonate big business and it's actively losing Twitter's money, or at the very least tanking its stocks value. Again, if his purpose was to tank Twitter I'm perfectly fine with it. The smart way would have been to change company values, implement training to do that and remove only the ~~*trends curators*~~ and the screeching blue hairs. I don't believe they were 70% of Twitter's workforce.
Due to absurd tax brackets in England, lunch at work is actually something really saves you money because it potentially adds up to £2200 a year(£10 a day per 21 working days). So instead of having £2200 more on my yearly salary taxed at 40%+National insurance, I can actually enjoy it net when eating at work. I don't get to actually do that because I eat at home and spend waaaayyy less than that for my lunches, but it's not so bad. Also it's not like he gave them an equivalent salary raise, he simply slashed a benefit.
>bong talking about labor laws
lmao
???
I get 28+8 days of holidays a year, private health insurance for £20 a month, 37.5 work week and can work from home.
Yes my salary is most probably inferior to my same-job equivalent from the states, but I don't see how American workers are more protected than me.
And apparently that can all change in an instant.
Well that's true for every single anglo capitalist market.
Otherwise there's controlled markets like some EU or South American countries, but they tend to simply not work, or when they work(Germany), their leaders swamp them with illegals to drive wages down.
Still don't like the idea of the authoritarian CEO manhandling the working environment of his own company with no discernible benefits.
Good night everyone.
No, it really isn’t. I’m constantly amused by how quick and inane bong laws are. You would never be able to get tv license shit in the US.
>twitter fires thousands of employees
>Down to 50 people in the office
>It's running exactly the same
>>It's running exactly the same
Elon's been begging people in charge of advertisement to stay since last night lmao
So exactly how it was run before but now they don't have to pay HR
>the owner of the website has to beg employees to stay
>"how it was run before"
lmao
Why did Dmitris stop drawing such excellent and well crafted art? His early works were so frequent and in such high stylistic design, yet his later works were unbelievably sparse, and the substance of design extremely shallow and boring. Completely opposite of InCase
remember last years when elon was on snl as wario and mario was a jogger
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