The frick am I watching?
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Manlet Coke Kino
DAAAAAALTON :DDD
DAAAAAAAAAAALTON :DDD
He was too based for this world.
>was
he survived, bro. according to ending credits... he'll be back in the sequel
>McGregor up against Statham in Crank 3
KINO
>McGregor up against Statham in Crank 3
Sneed it and Feed it
regular kino
Is it cringe or cringe kino?
It's a decent movie. I don't know why people are acting like its awful. The main problem is it feels like a Lifetime movie, but so did the original Road House (remember that weird fricking barn scene). But it's still enjoyable.
It's awful
What weird barn scene? There were multiple barn scenes including a sex scene, a coffee breakfast donut scene, a practicing kino mysticism scene, a run from the barn and save someone from a fire scene
Exactly. All of them weird and shot like they were from a Lifetime movie. I watched Road House maybe 5 years ago, and as I was watching I kept thinking, this looks like shit and feels like a Lifetime movie. And I realized the only reason people remember it is because Patrick Swayze rips out someone's throat. That's it. That's the only reason people remember Road House or pretend it is any good. The rest of the movie is absolute Lifetime slop.
>Lifetime slop
aka kino
This is the shittiest fricking take in this boards history and I am outrageously offended, Roadhouse 1987 has more sovl in Sam Elliot's single mustache hair than any film made in the last 30 years
I used to rape guys like you in prison.
The problem is that you have very low standards for what makes a good movie.
This was not a good movie by any metric, it was okay to pass however long it lasted but it wasn't good.
>This was not a good movie by any metric, it was okay to pass however long it lasted but it wasn't good.
So you agree with me. Thanks for proving you have shit reading comprehension. I said it was decent, enjoyable, but Lifetime tier.
>decent
frick off moron
It's better than the terrible first movie.
>muh cult classic
Frick off, the movie sucks. Saving Silverman is a "cult classic" too, and I enjoy that movie, but it doesn't suddenly make it a well-made movie.
cringe kino
it was actually pretty fricking kino anon
No it's "waste-of-time" cringe as in I'll never get those 90 minutes back
You'll never get any time back no matter what you do so your post is pointless
It's a movie that could have been truly special with a great director full of creativity and love for machismo and a great, charismatic WHITE actor as Dalton. oh and also he wasn't a UFC fighter and had a good reason to make it personal beyond some book store.
conor is white
>dalton
He's talking about israelitelenhaal, not Conor. dumbass
seriously though how many male actors today can pull off macho? maybe a few can be masculine or are allowed to be. I don't think modern writers even know what it means to be masculine.
It wasn't suppose to be a comedy of filmmaking.
definitely cringe
absolute testosterone-packed kino
dies of cringe tier
It's surprisingly good and oddly well written and acted. Conor is doing his normal act. He's probably roided up to 230 lb
Its cringe, but tolerable. I wouldnt really watch it again unless with someone else. Mcgregor in it was fine ig. Terrible actor though, he overstayed his welcome at the end and was the cringiest part of the movie tbh. A low 5/10 on a good day.
Amazingly cringe, I mean that in a sincere way. I was amazed at how much this movie was directed like a Cartoon Network show for kids
Looks like you’re having a smashing night
was mcgregor on coke the whole time?
also why didnt he just keep is normal accent? he sounds like a stroke victim in this
Yea in some of the interviews he's either cooked out of his mind or severely hungover
I miss Patrick
> The frick am I watching?
Trash.
Another personality just dropped boys
The weird CGI fight scenes are distractingly awful and Gyllenhaal's dialogue was written by a 2010 Cracked writer or some shit.
That being said the movie was alright, I dunno it was good. McGregor was great
I saw a 40+ yr old muscle dude at wal-mart with his old lady and he was walking around using the exact same mannerisms as McGregor in this movie. it's basically going to be the new SoA for white trash tough guys.
I also drive a small japanese car while bobbing my head to the music and sticking my left arm out the window to keep the beat on the driver's door.
Do you have a bumper sticker that says "HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 0800-EATSHIT"?
What did you think of the trampling at the zoo?
>white trash tough guys
SOVL
when "enter sandman" started playing and he stabbed the guy like 10 times I honestly felt that
>kino
>cringe
zoomers have ruined this board
>the guy snapping a pool stick over his knee
great movie to watch with drunk normies
sigma kino, simple as that
I just can't understand.
They had a decently fun action film that was unoriginal but well-made. And then this mick shows up and just drags every single scene down so low
KNOXED
>And then this mick shows up and just drags every single scene down so low
>>>
he literally elevates the frick out of it bro cmon
When Connor McGregor made his nude entrance, everyone in the theatre stood up and cheered and started clapping. It was a bigger standing ovation than Team Female and Diversity got in Avengers: Endgame when they all stepped through the cheese ring together to kill Thanos.
Ehm, I tink the film turned ou’ foin. Script was a mess of a ting buh fook it. We got th’ job dun, know wuh ahm sayin? On to th’ next. Tha’s tha.
Out of all the films McGreggor could have used to launch his acting career, why pick this? Why not fricking Blood Sport remake? Or Irish version of the Warrior, or something like that. Le high fake energy screen presence next to based jake that's just cooling on screen such a strange clash --seems like the film was made for bollywood
>--seems like the film was made for bollywood
Good point. The moronic cgi really pushes it to that category
>like the film was made for bollywood
the slapping fight scene is textbook tamilkino
HOW CAN HE SLAP SAR
Gyllenhaal is a neurotic nerd with no charisma or tough guy presence.
>everyone in the theatre
KEK
>Gyllenhaal is a neurotic nerd with no charisma or tough guy presence.
Literally me.
>Gyllenhaal is a neurotic nerd with no charisma or tough guy presence.
He took Taylor Swift's virginity; he's a literal Chad.
kino
>oy laddy yee shouldn't hah doon that
>*kicks Jake Gyllenhaal*
>*leg snaps in half*
McGregor and the talkative low level criminal guy were the only enjoyable parts of this shit movie. It had all the right ingredients for fun action schlock but the script and pacing killed it. I don't know if it's an issue of competency or just low effort but with these films released for streaming they never bother to construct scenes with any kind of setup and payoff, things just happen for an arbitrary length of time and then the scene ends. Perplexing
I enjoyed Billy Magnusson. It was a silly role and he elevated it. Found myself thinking 'this guy would make a good Joker' only to find out he played him in some audio thing.
Damn that poolcue looks like a toothpick in his hands. Khabib knows why he retired.
Kinor McGregor
ENTERS
THE
THREAD
Conor was perfect as a violent piece of shit
Me on my way to post off topic threads on Cinemaphile
lel
He's got a pretty great build. Dunno why he's trying so hard tostay in shape, he's no Cristiano Ronaldo, he should just hang loose and ease up on the roids and coke.
He got on the roids to heal his leg. Now he probably loves being juiced to the gills. And he’s always been a coke fiend so that’s nothing new.
>bends over
>no dick to be seen
>not even a hint of balls
Wouldn't be me.
His ass is just that fat
It looks brisky tbf
Anon. Anon. Come on, anon.
I can't believe anyone could watch him in this film and not feel complete embarrassment. He felt like a bad actor from a no budget student film.
And he sounded like every line of his dialogue was dubbed (very badly)
>me walking into Whiterun on a slightly modded playthrough looking for Nazim
Why did they just completely leave out Sam Elliot’s character?
Also he gives all the money to the bookstore mutt but none to the Roadhouse that he helped destroy?
Leprechaun ass
DALLLLLLLTONNNNN
I don't care what any of you losers on this site think, this was not a bad film. In the contrary, quite intertaining and I am going to watch it again.
Yum
whose ass it that? Jake or conor?
Its WingsofRedemption pre-Boogie fight, he had to bulk up for super heavy weight
That entire sequence when Conor is driving like maniac then crashes into a tree got a laugh out of me.
Pure kino.
another in a very long line of unnecessary and unwanted remakes
>kills his supposed friend in the octagon
>never explained or mentioned again
>almost an hero on train tracks
>never explained or mentioned again
these writers are fricking moronic and throw shit in just to make the mc more edgy
This webm is uncanny as frick.
The part where he blocks+punches the last guy looks extremely cg
>kills his supposed friend in the octagon
>never explained or mentioned again
>almost an hero on train tracks
>never explained or mentioned again
Holy shit zoomers lack critical thinking on the most basic of levels. Why do you think he tried to an hero himself anon? Go ahead, I'll give you a minute to think of the obvious answer. Also, it's mentioned multiple times and there's nothing to explain other than it shows he has no control over his rage and won't stop if he's pushed to the limits.
You know, like in the original movie where he kills a guy by ripping his throat out, and he's about to do it again but doctor lady gets through his caveman skull to stop him
I think they were trying to add cheap depth to his character even though his character isn't dynamic.
explained or mentioned again
Holy fricking pleb
>killed his friend in the octagon
If you didn't understand that the reason this was mentioned and repeated was as a showcase of why he fears himself and what he does when he gets emotional in a fight, then I don't know what to tell you. I didn't think anyone could get filtered by something as on the nose as this film but I guess stick to capeshit?
>almost an hero
Because he was depressed and without purpose? Did you miss all the self loathing and the way he pushes doctor lady away? The repetitive theme where he denies that he's a hero?
Jesus christ. I really don't understand how anyone can be this moronic
Why does Jake do all these bad movies?
Are you moronic? He killed his friend out of rage during the fight. He almost killed himself with the train because he is suicidal, but still wants to cling to life
Also, mcgregor was the best part of this
Suicidal people don't cling to life. And McGregor was awful. I hope he never acts again.
looks fun, i like the sense of timing and some of the digital camera moves
>sense of timing
Instead of the gang ganging up on him, they each waited for their turn to be slapped. The gang leader took five steps back after his second slap to make way for the other guys to get their slaps.
why is there a black owned book store on the side of a highway. Oh wait i know why
Is it a hipster thing, unironically?
>hipsters
are you from 2011 you out of touch gen x dipshit?
Lads what the frick is this
The trajectory of the truck reversing
What the frick
Meet the director, whose father tried to take down Reagan and who made James Bond woke by creating the first Bourne movie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Liman
>the Bourne movies are woke
What is this nonsense you've convinced yourself is true?
>I used to frick guys like you in prison!
Did he mean that figuratively or metaphorically?
Spiritually
Gyllenhall is a terrible casting choice for Dalton
They wanted him to bring his "nightcrawler" vibes I guess. Either he was miscast or misdirected. I have never seen such poor acting from him.
Cancer
>replaces all the female nudity in the original with male nudity
Why is hollywood like this nowadays?
the only thing decent about the movie. other than that it was pretty much shit.
The original was super sexist, slow, and cringey. Also Swayze's Dalton was a toothpick compared to today's fighter's. I can see why people prefer this nowadays.
Within the first two minutes i was ringing the bell and then turned it off when she started lecturing. That opening scene was so fricking bad I had to turn it off.