Well, it's even worse than Wish.

Well, it's even worse than Wish.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna elaborate just a tiny bit OP?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even though that Wish it's so desperately mediocre and visually ugly and poorly done, at least it's not that PAINFUL to sit trough like this one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >request to elaborate
        >doesn't elaborate
        bravo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Anything OP says is wrong because he doesn't like the thing I like!
          kys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When you're asked why you don't like something you need to describe actual qualities about the thing you dislike. What you did is the equivalent of someone saying they don't like Black People because they're Black.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ha nice try anon but people wouldn’t even bother trying to sit through wish.

        • 1 month ago
          guy

          You're obssesed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Anything OP says is wrong because he doesn't like the thing I like!
        kys

        You're still not elaborating.
        Is this what blind contrarianism looks like?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no it's what shit bait looks like but this moronic board will reply to anything

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But was it woke?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if today is opposite day or if OP is just a homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not liking actual trash is being contrarian actually
      Lmao.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you wish lmao
    keep seething that a Japanese video game was given a better movie than disneys 100th

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I said Wish is a good movie? Go back to Kiwifarms, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you wish
      ha ha!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are mediocre

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never had the urge to watch a 100 minute commercial for basedtendo products. I'll stick with the shitty but soulful live action movie, thank you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The live action movie was real Kino.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta see if that new anniversary bluray of it finally came out, I have a real soft spot for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never had the urge to watch a 100 minute commercial for basedtendo products. I'll stick with the shitty but soulful live action movie, thank you.

        93 movie is soulless slop that can't even fully deliver a dysfunctional dinosaur civilization that other kids movies and TV shows did a better job with.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's just an ad for games

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked the DK racing part and the bingbingwahoo rainbow powerup scene at the very end. Mario felt kinda OOC but then again I’ve never played a Mario game so I can’t really tell. The Peach being a ninja warrior thing was definitely strange and it made her being sidelined in the final fight also strange

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario felt kinda OOC but then again I’ve never played a Mario game so I can’t really tell.
      Mario has absolutely no character to begin with so as well as he's the hero he's not OOC.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALLAHU ACKBAR

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The simple fact that this movie was rendered before it was released says otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even the animation of SMBM is quite mediocre by 2023 standards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2023 standards are pretty shitty, though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to Across the Spiderverse, The Last Wish or TMNT Mutant Mayhem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Three movies with worse animation than Mario!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Knows nothing about animation

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. Not great, just fine. The only people upset over this movie are obsessive autismos and incels. Everyone else gave it a solid "ok."

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this movie was solely targeted towards Mario fans and Miyamoto did not give a koopa's shit about what critics had to say because it became a success anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this movie was solely targeted towards Mario fans
      If that were the case, they wouldn't have completely subverted Peach's character or role as the damsel in distress

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wasnt communist and gay propaganda?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99.99% of movies in the west are not that whatsoever.
      And despite what that image says the original Mario movie was in communist LGBT or anti-cop.whatsoever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do remember the cops being either evil or useless in that movie. Not sure about the gay marxist thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where was the "gay propaganda"? Communists are homosexuals and morons, so of course they would try to force their crap into 33 year old movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not that it's propaganda but the club scene where Hoskins has to motorboat Big Bertha definitely feels like it's taking cues from the drag scene and the gay community.

        I think nowadays we call that "coding."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I think nowadays we call that "coding."
          If it was, it wasn't very effective. I watched that movie over a dozen times as a kid, and I never came away from that scene with any other thoughts than "he's dancing with a fat chick that is descended from dinosaurs", and "I want to Walk the Dinosaur".

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo you're not going to elaborate why Wish was better and the Mario movie was painful to watch?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cope, seethe, piss and shit, YMS, you fricking homosexual

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obssesed.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's STILL coping over bing bing wahoo gigamogging the Mouse

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