Well, it's even worse than Wish.
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Wanna elaborate just a tiny bit OP?
Even though that Wish it's so desperately mediocre and visually ugly and poorly done, at least it's not that PAINFUL to sit trough like this one.
>request to elaborate
>doesn't elaborate
bravo
>Anything OP says is wrong because he doesn't like the thing I like!
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When you're asked why you don't like something you need to describe actual qualities about the thing you dislike. What you did is the equivalent of someone saying they don't like Black People because they're Black.
Ha nice try anon but people wouldn’t even bother trying to sit through wish.
You're obssesed
You're still not elaborating.
Is this what blind contrarianism looks like?
no it's what shit bait looks like but this moronic board will reply to anything
But was it woke?
Nah.
Not sure if today is opposite day or if OP is just a homosexual.
>Not liking actual trash is being contrarian actually
Lmao.
you wish lmao
keep seething that a Japanese video game was given a better movie than disneys 100th
When I said Wish is a good movie? Go back to Kiwifarms, moron.
>you wish
ha ha!
Both are mediocre
I never had the urge to watch a 100 minute commercial for basedtendo products. I'll stick with the shitty but soulful live action movie, thank you.
The live action movie was real Kino.
I gotta see if that new anniversary bluray of it finally came out, I have a real soft spot for it.
93 movie is soulless slop that can't even fully deliver a dysfunctional dinosaur civilization that other kids movies and TV shows did a better job with.
it's just an ad for games
bump
I only liked the DK racing part and the bingbingwahoo rainbow powerup scene at the very end. Mario felt kinda OOC but then again I’ve never played a Mario game so I can’t really tell. The Peach being a ninja warrior thing was definitely strange and it made her being sidelined in the final fight also strange
>Mario felt kinda OOC but then again I’ve never played a Mario game so I can’t really tell.
Mario has absolutely no character to begin with so as well as he's the hero he's not OOC.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
The simple fact that this movie was rendered before it was released says otherwise.
Even the animation of SMBM is quite mediocre by 2023 standards.
2023 standards are pretty shitty, though.
Tell that to Across the Spiderverse, The Last Wish or TMNT Mutant Mayhem.
Three movies with worse animation than Mario!
>Knows nothing about animation
It was fine. Not great, just fine. The only people upset over this movie are obsessive autismos and incels. Everyone else gave it a solid "ok."
Reminder that this movie was solely targeted towards Mario fans and Miyamoto did not give a koopa's shit about what critics had to say because it became a success anyway
>this movie was solely targeted towards Mario fans
If that were the case, they wouldn't have completely subverted Peach's character or role as the damsel in distress
Because it wasnt communist and gay propaganda?
99.99% of movies in the west are not that whatsoever.
And despite what that image says the original Mario movie was in communist LGBT or anti-cop.whatsoever.
I do remember the cops being either evil or useless in that movie. Not sure about the gay marxist thing.
Where was the "gay propaganda"? Communists are homosexuals and morons, so of course they would try to force their crap into 33 year old movie.
Not that it's propaganda but the club scene where Hoskins has to motorboat Big Bertha definitely feels like it's taking cues from the drag scene and the gay community.
I think nowadays we call that "coding."
>I think nowadays we call that "coding."
If it was, it wasn't very effective. I watched that movie over a dozen times as a kid, and I never came away from that scene with any other thoughts than "he's dancing with a fat chick that is descended from dinosaurs", and "I want to Walk the Dinosaur".
Sooo you're not going to elaborate why Wish was better and the Mario movie was painful to watch?
Cope, seethe, piss and shit, YMS, you fricking homosexual
Sure, OP.
Obssesed.
>he's STILL coping over bing bing wahoo gigamogging the Mouse