>be me >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way >don't have any contacts >barely getting commissions and I wouldn't dare to call myself an artist
>be famous and rich actor >shit on a piece of paper >WOW YOU ARE A REAL ARTIST BRADDO PITTU, I CAN FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS >here is a venue for you, do you want a 2 million check for your piece of shit too?
I understand why ai gays hate "artists"
Once you’re rich and famous you have to be genuinely moronic to not get even more rich. Even just letting your money sit in an account is enough to grow wealth
Van Gogh didn't die in squalor, he earned a decent income and lived with a nice family who loved his company. He also wasn't crazy like everyone seems to think, nor did he kill himself.
>>nor did he kill himself >Enlighten us.
I mean, look it up. He was basically soliciting the services of little boys prostituting themselves, but their gang shot him after some kind of a quarrel.
>Why do you think autists like van gogh die in squalor
He didn't, he was just a bit loopy. He had a very good business with his brother, importing and selling Japanese Ukiyo-e prints, which he copied for his "paintings" because he didn't really have that much talent in the first place. He paid for prostitutes and such all the time.
>be me >be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way >don't have any contacts >barely getting commissions and I wouldn't dare to call myself an artist
>be famous and rich actor >shit on a piece of paper >WOW YOU ARE A REAL ARTIST BRADDO PITTU, I CAN FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS >here is a venue for you, do you want a 2 million check for your piece of shit too?
I understand why ai gays hate "artists"
Let's be completely honest here Mr "Classical Artist", if you didn't make any money on NFT's, you're already NGMI and you're going to be replaced by AI soon (it's already happening, pic related).
Do you have that "I ran out of time carving every individual scale on a dragon and they placed it next to a statue of a guy sucking himself off" screencap? I feel like you would.
I like that owl
The yellow one seems pretty cool but also might just look like a bunch of porkchops on a log from another angle. Almost looks like masks or something.
>guy spends all his time making something came up with without a second thought
vs >something that some person spent hours if not days thinking about making then spending a couple hours sculpting
>admits he ran out of time and handed in unfinished work as his senior exhibit >shocked to see they stuck him next to the guy sucking himself off
I never saw the original thread. Maybe he posted it. Still surely better than that paper machine shit that looks worse than small scale paper mache stuff I made in grade school.
Somewhere in a box I still have a clay scupture of Goliath from Gargoyles that looks way better than that and I made it in middle school when the show was on.
As somebody who's taken sculpture, the ability to balance the self fellating guy would take a lot of skill, and at least he finished unlike dragon-tard. >hates all labial art
probably a faaaaaaag too, Georgia Okeefe can hang, I like c**ts and I like flowers.
>be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
in other words, you’re a realist figurative painter, aka the exact thing made obsolete by the camera. Either learn to choose interesting subjects, or learn to develop a distinct aesthetic style. Until then frick off and stop whining about “homosexual modern art.”
Yep. There's so much actual talent out there that gets no attention because people are lazy and need to be told who's good at what.
It's like these idiots taking over voice acting because more people know of them. Or how there's only a handful of music artists most people know of. Dumb as frick. Pisses me off so much.
Keep it up though man if only for yourself. Once in awhile you might find someone that appreciates it.
Just start selling commisions to furries already, i held off for years but when i sold out my permanent headache went away. Sure i'm not proud but at least i'm happy. Finaly have money to do shit and travel the world now that memevid is over. You can't eat dreams or aspirations but walking the streets of Kyoto propelled by scat loving wolves inside a dragon doesn't feel as bad as you'd think.
What's the minimum art skill to sell commissions to furries? I'm mediocre/bad at art but sometimes I wonder if I could make money anyway with this scam when I see how shit some furry art is
>be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
your art has been made obsolete by photography 150 years ago homosexual
Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
Seriously, a stick figure is more interesting and valuable than realistic classical art today.
You should use the skills you've developed to pivot into an art that people actually care about and has some value, and stop blaming others for not wanting your boring realistic crap.
>Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
Not even close.
A skilled realist (i.e. obviously not quoted) has so much more cred in today's market it's not even funny.
They're way too rare compared to blasé modernists.
Theres a ton of money in well crafted paintings, there are competitions and awards and even gigantic online galleries. You certainly lie on the internet and I. AM. SHOCKED
The upper and lower classes emulate one another. It's about looking distinguished but not mistakable. The middle can't dress like this because they're too close to the lower. Dress lowly might distinguish them, but they may be mistaken as lower, whereas an upper- or lower-classman's position is unmistakable, but by dressing lowly, they are distinguished.
Many here may know the following blog as akchyually incarnate, but this particular post is a brilliant write-up on the topic: https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/22/right-is-the-new-left/
This Black person homosexual is on the verge of growing up lol.
In the past two months I have inexplicably and very very suddenly become much more conservative.
This isn’t the type of conservativism where I agree with any conservative policies, mind you. Those still seem totally wrong-headed to me. It’s the sort of conservativism where, even though conservatives seem to be wrong about everything, often in horrible or hateful ways, they seem like probably mostly decent people deep down, whereas I have to physically restrain myself from going on Glenn Beck style rants about how much I hate leftists and how much they are ruining everything. Even though I mostly agree with the leftists whenever they say something.
(In fact, it seems like an important observation that there is a state of mind in which, no matter what your intelligence or rationality level, Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh-style rants against The Left seem justifiable and fun to listen to. I cannot communicate this state of mind and don’t know why it occurs.)
At first I didn’t notice this, because way back when I was a teenager and very leftist, I made a conscious decision that in order to counter my natural biases I should try to be as understanding and friendly to conservatives as possible. I gradually got better and better at this and didn’t notice that I was getting too good at it until it suddenly started to explode.
>it’s a Brad befriends an artist and he inspires Brad to take up art but before they can work on anything together or get serious the artist brutally murders his wife and then kills himself episide
Just an actor acting.
They should never be viewed as anything more.
They are shallow, pathetic entertainers. This is a role to him. His whole life is a role.
I watched the recent Nick Cave documentary directed by Andrew Dominik and it had segments that showed Nick making all these little porcelain sculptures of the Devil
Art has been used to launder money for centuries. Now there is so much money to be laundered that they don’t have time to paint masterpieces to convince people they are worth millions. So they just paint a square, call it “modern art” and sell it for millions to launder money.
The terrible art is a product of the fact that rich/powerful people no longer have a reason to fear the common man. They laugh when you complain that they art isn’t good. They know the art is terrible. They aren’t stupid. They are just criminals.
It helps that most anons don't understand what money laundering actually is or how it works, but want to seem informed. I personally think it's stupider when they claim that any given movie or video game is money laundering.
>people are uninformed, unlike myself who is well informed >I will make no effort to inform anyone else, though >I just like the feeling of sounding superior to others >[farts] >[sniffs it]
It helps that most anons don't understand what money laundering actually is or how it works, but want to seem informed. I personally think it's stupider when they claim that any given movie or video game is money laundering.
t. brainlets.
There was a short-lived but legit panic when Trump decided that regular money laundering legislation should apply to art auctions as well.
And yes, modern art like abstract expressionism and it's descendants are almost uniformly made to launder money. It's done by using false valuations, price inflation if it's a limited old piece, fake bidding and tax write-offs.
It's like a child's rip-off of Boccioni's work. Still, at least a good study to ape. I found it very arresting to look at in the flesh, especially since I'm not generally impressed at Modern Art galleries.
Italian futurism is one of the greatest artistic movements of all time, they have a pretty solid collection at The Met including De Chirico who is tops
hes got a lot of retarted kids and a crazy ex wife so i wouldnt be surprised if he was doing it just he could leave them each a storage unit instead of dealing with cash.
>it’s a Brad befriends an artist and he inspires Brad to take up art but before they can work on anything together or get serious the artist brutally murders his wife and then kills himself episide
>For me it's about self reflection... It was born out of ownership over what I call a 'radical inventory of the self.' And getting really brutally honest with me and taking account of those I may have hurt and the moments I've just gotten wrong
>The actor reportedly began trying his hand at pottery after his divorce from Angelina Jolie, spending up to 15 hours a day in Houseago’s Los Angeles studio in 2017. Reports indicate he invited Leonardo DiCaprio over to his studio during the making of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood to “bond over their shared love of pottery"
>satanic owl
You people are idiots. Not all paganism is satanism. The owl is leftover from pagan Roman and Greek worship of Minerva and Athena. Later intelectuals and neoclassicalists like the founding fathers used the symbols in a secular way to show a wirse leadership.
Not all demon worship is satansim either. Stop giving Satan all the credit. I thought Lucifer and Moloch were the demons worshiped by the Hollywood elites according to conspiracy theorists. Get your facts straight.
It doesn't matter, of course. There is God and turning away from God. It doesn't matter ehich false idol or demon ones worships in the name of evil. Turning away from Christ in any direction is sin according to Christian theology.
Why do you pretend that brad pitt didn't work hard to get to where he's at? sure his status got his art more attention, but so what? if it's shitty no one will care a day later. Let's say that I made money off of retail and used that money to finance my art, would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so? >don't have any contacts
That's your problem, meet people in the field, homosexual
>would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so?
Yes but if you give me some of your money I'll say nice things about you.
I've had a shit that felt like this, got really drunk and also had a flu coming on.
A moment in your life like that is horrific and singular enough to dedicate a sculpture to.
You know things are fricking terrible in the world because this isn't or wasn't the biggest news item in Finnish newspapers. If there was no war in Ukraine they'd write about this for the next four weeks.
Only because the judges hadn't seen any other midjourney AI art. It is all the same muddy, over-satured garbage and immediately obvious to anyone who has seen even just a couple.
>people saying art is dead because an art piece made by an AI developed by a human mind and instructed by another human mind won a digital arts contest
kys.
Art has been resurrected and given new life again THANKS TO AI. Artgays (degenerate schizo israelites) were the ones who killed art for almost a century.
I for one welcome our AI generated art overlords. Frick all their own farts huffing pseuds like the gay(s) in OP. Yes, Nick Cave is a massive wanker.
art school is just there for people to make connections, learn art history and to explore different mediums
you don't actually learn to improve whatever it is you think you're good at
Hitler supported himself in Vienna for a while by painting and selling postcards. For an untrained artist, whose work is generally expected to be a bit amateurish, he was very good at the specific thing he was good at (drawing buildings)
The real reason he was rejected (other than not having connections) was that he didn't demonstrate enough of an ability to do figure drawings and portraits, which is the main thing Fine Arts is concerned with. This is why it was suggested he become an architect.
>State fair
The judges were most likely >The guy who grew the prize winning pumpkin >The first gay person to show the organizers an Arts degree >Kid with cancer who said they like art on their make a wish form >The Mayor's Karen wife >Some American Idol finalist from Colorado
this is hilarious but people who have never been to the MoMa have this perception that it’s all fart-sniffing conceptual bullshit which is not true, they often hold large exhibitions of well recognized artists. Ensor and Munch being two of the best I’ve seen there. if you have never seen Munch’s portrait of the Virgin Mary go look it up, phenomenal piece
Tom Cruise mogged him so fricking hard 4life, Brad Pitt has to resort to pseudo-intellectual artsy-fartsy horseshit and making Netflix garbage in his late 50s as a coping mechanism. >The pair first fell out on the set of 1994's Interview with the Vampire, with Pitt admitting he was "miserable" making the film — and Cruise's presence didn't help. >"He bugged me," Pitt reportedly said at the time. "There came a point during filming when I started really resenting him." >"He's North Pole, I'm South," continued Pitt. "He's always coming at you with a handshake, whereas I may bump into you. There was this underlying competition that got in the way of any real conversation."
The Chad Cruise vs. the beta orbiter 420blazeit_bongsm0ka Brad Pitt
>brad pitt wants to do some art bullshit >itt: FRICKING homosexual. FAKE ARTIST. FRICKING JACKASS. PIECE OF SHIT.
like dude I'm a bit jealous of Timothee Chalamet for being so lucky but I'm not going to get all mad
Modern art can't compare to classical and religious paintings. Shame on these Hollywood degenerates for turning their back on the holy for the profane.
It's not really Brad Pitt, it's some failed sculptor who found a door inside Brad Pitt's head and has taken over his body.
Charlie Kaufman tried to warn us about this
>be me
>be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
>don't have any contacts
>barely getting commissions and I wouldn't dare to call myself an artist
>be famous and rich actor
>shit on a piece of paper
>WOW YOU ARE A REAL ARTIST BRADDO PITTU, I CAN FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS
>here is a venue for you, do you want a 2 million check for your piece of shit too?
I understand why ai gays hate "artists"
Once you’re rich and famous you have to be genuinely moronic to not get even more rich. Even just letting your money sit in an account is enough to grow wealth
SD can generate kinos that Hollywood israelites can only dream of
But art has been like this for years? Why do you think autists like van gogh die in squalor but sociable artists get rich
Van Gogh didn't die in squalor, he earned a decent income and lived with a nice family who loved his company. He also wasn't crazy like everyone seems to think, nor did he kill himself.
Tripped and fell on a bullet
>nor did he kill himself
Enlighten us.
>inb4 "Secretan killed him"
Nope.
>>nor did he kill himself
>Enlighten us.
I mean, look it up. He was basically soliciting the services of little boys prostituting themselves, but their gang shot him after some kind of a quarrel.
what no the kids shot him on accident and he didn't want them to get into trouble because he was a nice guy
>Why do you think autists like van gogh die in squalor
He didn't, he was just a bit loopy. He had a very good business with his brother, importing and selling Japanese Ukiyo-e prints, which he copied for his "paintings" because he didn't really have that much talent in the first place. He paid for prostitutes and such all the time.
post your art, homosexual
I second this notion
If you post here you probably just suck and are coping.
sorry for you bro, wish you luck
there is a woman who poured paint in a bucket, stuck a mop in it, and swirled it around once, and she sells them for millions
stop making real art, stop making effort
make some shit up with a unique concept and some rich frick will eat it up
you're as shallow as he is
Let's be completely honest here Mr "Classical Artist", if you didn't make any money on NFT's, you're already NGMI and you're going to be replaced by AI soon (it's already happening, pic related).
Do you have that "I ran out of time carving every individual scale on a dragon and they placed it next to a statue of a guy sucking himself off" screencap? I feel like you would.
The yellow one seems pretty cool but also might just look like a bunch of porkchops on a log from another angle. Almost looks like masks or something.
Not him but that's exactly what I thought of too.
>admits he ran out of time and handed in unfinished work as his senior exhibit
>shocked to see they stuck him next to the guy sucking himself off
Curious how the rest of the dragon is out of frame. And with the rest of that post, the sculpture of the guy sucking himself off is very "à propos"
>guy spends all his time making something came up with without a second thought
vs
>something that some person spent hours if not days thinking about making then spending a couple hours sculpting
Thank you
this is moronic, symbolism matters more than the work itself, but the work has to live up to it, but also there is good symbolism and bad symbolism
beat me to it
(pun not intended)
I never saw the original thread. Maybe he posted it. Still surely better than that paper machine shit that looks worse than small scale paper mache stuff I made in grade school.
Somewhere in a box I still have a clay scupture of Goliath from Gargoyles that looks way better than that and I made it in middle school when the show was on.
I think it's fitting that these two were put together, seeing as how self-masturbatory the dragon guy was about his work
>being proud of your hard work is self masturabatory.
As somebody who's taken sculpture, the ability to balance the self fellating guy would take a lot of skill, and at least he finished unlike dragon-tard.
>hates all labial art
probably a faaaaaaag too, Georgia Okeefe can hang, I like c**ts and I like flowers.
When in clown world, do as the clowns do. In this day and age, if you're trying, you're losing.
But unironically, never give up. The world's needs true beauty, aesthetics.
Creating art should never be about money.
>be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
in other words, you’re a realist figurative painter, aka the exact thing made obsolete by the camera. Either learn to choose interesting subjects, or learn to develop a distinct aesthetic style. Until then frick off and stop whining about “homosexual modern art.”
>in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
you are the homosexual, it's 2022 you fricking moron piece of shit
That's cool bro, wish I was good at something like that.
I'm not actually, I was just illustrating a point. Thought that would be obvious but of course I expected too much from you morons.
Yep. There's so much actual talent out there that gets no attention because people are lazy and need to be told who's good at what.
It's like these idiots taking over voice acting because more people know of them. Or how there's only a handful of music artists most people know of. Dumb as frick. Pisses me off so much.
Keep it up though man if only for yourself. Once in awhile you might find someone that appreciates it.
You're also probably ugly
Literally Hitler.
nah they actually hate artists because guys in art school get pussy. Those code monkey nerds haven't even seen a vegana.
It was pretty shocking when I went to hang out with my friend who went to art school. They might have been morons but they sure had a lot of fun.
>be me
>bad at drawing
>do it all the time for fun anyway
>be you
>be a whiny gay who thinks the world owes him something
>be Brad Pitt
>be not a fricking loser
What are your thoughts on israelites?
>shit on a piece of paper
See also, everything Stephen King has written since the 1980s ended
Just start selling commisions to furries already, i held off for years but when i sold out my permanent headache went away. Sure i'm not proud but at least i'm happy. Finaly have money to do shit and travel the world now that memevid is over. You can't eat dreams or aspirations but walking the streets of Kyoto propelled by scat loving wolves inside a dragon doesn't feel as bad as you'd think.
What's the minimum art skill to sell commissions to furries? I'm mediocre/bad at art but sometimes I wonder if I could make money anyway with this scam when I see how shit some furry art is
>be good at painting, like in a classical way good, not in a modern art homosexual way
your art has been made obsolete by photography 150 years ago homosexual
Huh, you just attained class consciousness
>The Moon and Sixpence
>Paul Gauguin
>Mark Rothko
You should know.
If you really want to feel depressed, go to an art museum with a modern art section. I did this when I was 14 and it changed my life.
The world is an unfair place
Sorry man, I hope your art picks up at some point
Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
Seriously, a stick figure is more interesting and valuable than realistic classical art today.
You should use the skills you've developed to pivot into an art that people actually care about and has some value, and stop blaming others for not wanting your boring realistic crap.
>Highly realistic art is unironically the most worthless and most uninteresting possible kind of art a human can produce in 2022.
Not even close.
A skilled realist (i.e. obviously not quoted) has so much more cred in today's market it's not even funny.
They're way too rare compared to blasé modernists.
post art with hand and time stamp.
Theres a ton of money in well crafted paintings, there are competitions and awards and even gigantic online galleries. You certainly lie on the internet and I. AM. SHOCKED
Why does he dress like a hobo now
Midlife crisis. Running the self-esteem of our guy Jonah Hill came to bit him in the ass.
Ugly clothes only look ugly on ugly people, ugly.
Larping as an artist/bohemian, or maybe just taking it easy
he's rich/old enough to stop caring
after the french revolution the rich dressed as bad as commoners to blend in
Looks like he’s wearing Visvim
Imagine carhatt but the Japanese katana folded steel meme.
John Mayer wears it too. That outfit is probably like $6k
spot the pleb taste
The upper and lower classes emulate one another. It's about looking distinguished but not mistakable. The middle can't dress like this because they're too close to the lower. Dress lowly might distinguish them, but they may be mistaken as lower, whereas an upper- or lower-classman's position is unmistakable, but by dressing lowly, they are distinguished.
Many here may know the following blog as akchyually incarnate, but this particular post is a brilliant write-up on the topic: https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/22/right-is-the-new-left/
>https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/22/right-is-the-new-left/
This Black person homosexual is on the verge of growing up lol.
In the past two months I have inexplicably and very very suddenly become much more conservative.
This isn’t the type of conservativism where I agree with any conservative policies, mind you. Those still seem totally wrong-headed to me. It’s the sort of conservativism where, even though conservatives seem to be wrong about everything, often in horrible or hateful ways, they seem like probably mostly decent people deep down, whereas I have to physically restrain myself from going on Glenn Beck style rants about how much I hate leftists and how much they are ruining everything. Even though I mostly agree with the leftists whenever they say something.
(In fact, it seems like an important observation that there is a state of mind in which, no matter what your intelligence or rationality level, Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh-style rants against The Left seem justifiable and fun to listen to. I cannot communicate this state of mind and don’t know why it occurs.)
At first I didn’t notice this, because way back when I was a teenager and very leftist, I made a conscious decision that in order to counter my natural biases I should try to be as understanding and friendly to conservatives as possible. I gradually got better and better at this and didn’t notice that I was getting too good at it until it suddenly started to explode.
And now I am trying to figure out why that is.
Because he's an artist now and this is how people think artists dress.
Finestride rotted his brain
>He dresses like if Jeepers Creepers was just a regular man.
He's so famous; he could shit on the floor and sell it for 10 million dollars as "art"
I like that owl
me too
OWO
old world order
Looks straight from the bohemian grove
Is this when Angeline chopped off her breasts or when she adopted all of Africa?
This piece is called "My Fricking Wife Slapped God in the Face That Fricking b***h"
The owls are not what they seem.
It is happening again.
>…And here’s the white golum, inspired by Angelina
Nick Cave in the pic just vibin.
>it’s a Brad befriends an artist and he inspires Brad to take up art but before they can work on anything together or get serious the artist brutally murders his wife and then kills himself episide
Brad will play him in the inevitable biopic.
but then who plays brad?
Leonardo Di Caprio.
Idris Elbenstein
Warlock Davis
??????????
Just an actor acting.
They should never be viewed as anything more.
They are shallow, pathetic entertainers. This is a role to him. His whole life is a role.
>not a single person pointed out the bohemian grove owl
You think this is part of the "plan"?
Do you feel in charge?
I see Pitt is educated enough to know people will click on article headlines just for mentioning Finland.
Tricky guy, using Finland’s good name.
>owl
Pedovore confirmed
Yeah nothing wrong here
First thought that came to my mind.
Why is Nick Cave there?
Some of his works are also on display there.
I watched the recent Nick Cave documentary directed by Andrew Dominik and it had segments that showed Nick making all these little porcelain sculptures of the Devil
Cave is distraught obviously.
he’s got an art show on tour now
Because modern art is masturbation and he's king of the modern artists
Looks like HS student work.
modern art is an excuse for
lazyness
Modern “art” is a money laundering scheme.
I wonder if he is trying to hide assets from Jolie?
wouldn't blame him
>be rich and famous
>can offhandedly get nepotism'd into the upper echelons of whatever you want
gay
Looks like Bradu Pitu is up to some good old money laundering and tax evasion. Based me wife’s son beater.
Divorce aint cheap.
Art has been used to launder money for centuries. Now there is so much money to be laundered that they don’t have time to paint masterpieces to convince people they are worth millions. So they just paint a square, call it “modern art” and sell it for millions to launder money.
The terrible art is a product of the fact that rich/powerful people no longer have a reason to fear the common man. They laugh when you complain that they art isn’t good. They know the art is terrible. They aren’t stupid. They are just criminals.
>art is for le money laundering and tax evasion
Is there a more wrong and mindlessly parroted statement on here?
Oh there are plenty
>the pendulum will swing back
onlyfans is money laundering and not just simps is more ridiculous
It helps that most anons don't understand what money laundering actually is or how it works, but want to seem informed. I personally think it's stupider when they claim that any given movie or video game is money laundering.
>people are uninformed, unlike myself who is well informed
>I will make no effort to inform anyone else, though
>I just like the feeling of sounding superior to others
>[farts]
>[sniffs it]
kek this
fricker type a whole reply with no meaningful info, while claiming to be high IQ
hello poor
Absolutely brain dead
t. brainlets.
There was a short-lived but legit panic when Trump decided that regular money laundering legislation should apply to art auctions as well.
And yes, modern art like abstract expressionism and it's descendants are almost uniformly made to launder money. It's done by using false valuations, price inflation if it's a limited old piece, fake bidding and tax write-offs.
>that Golden statue
It's like a child's rip-off of Boccioni's work. Still, at least a good study to ape. I found it very arresting to look at in the flesh, especially since I'm not generally impressed at Modern Art galleries.
I bet he got the idea from the 0.20€ coin and he doesn't even know what the original is
why wouldn't thomas houseago know the original?
Italian futurism is one of the greatest artistic movements of all time, they have a pretty solid collection at The Met including De Chirico who is tops
>art
LMAO
So Brad is afraid of losing his money or something? We all know the Art industry is all money laundering.
hes got a lot of retarted kids and a crazy ex wife so i wouldnt be surprised if he was doing it just he could leave them each a storage unit instead of dealing with cash.
What's up guys hai la olarit cu Brad Pit
Brad Pitt didn't make any of this shit. He hired some artist and slapped his own name on the pieces
Brad had him killed, see
>celebrity has lots of free time and learns skill, post #54213512340
>oh yeah it just so happens that we think it will be worth exhibiting your art, BRAD PITT
>because it's a stand out on its own merits!
That can't compare with the classic art of the finger box.
put yoyr finger in and find out
>Hey Nick how ya boys doin mate?
I think he really captured the raw emotion one feels as they beat the frick out of their teenage son.
>babbies first occultism
tiresome
Probably has a tiny speaker playing walter cronkites voice and everything, the hack.
the owl wasn't made by brad pitt
>For me it's about self reflection... It was born out of ownership over what I call a 'radical inventory of the self.' And getting really brutally honest with me and taking account of those I may have hurt and the moments I've just gotten wrong
What?
this one is pretty good, both aesthetically and technically.
He has empathy and remorse but he is so far up his own ass he thinks that makes him unique.
All four sculptures in this movie have their articles on the Backrooms fandom wiki, they all exist on level 69696969696969.
>The actor reportedly began trying his hand at pottery after his divorce from Angelina Jolie, spending up to 15 hours a day in Houseago’s Los Angeles studio in 2017. Reports indicate he invited Leonardo DiCaprio over to his studio during the making of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood to “bond over their shared love of pottery"
FINLAND MENTIONED
SEE YOU AT THE TOWN SQUARE
That's just a Trog from the Pitt.
>The Satanic owl is there
Of course...
>satanic owl
You people are idiots. Not all paganism is satanism. The owl is leftover from pagan Roman and Greek worship of Minerva and Athena. Later intelectuals and neoclassicalists like the founding fathers used the symbols in a secular way to show a wirse leadership.
Not all demon worship is satansim either. Stop giving Satan all the credit. I thought Lucifer and Moloch were the demons worshiped by the Hollywood elites according to conspiracy theorists. Get your facts straight.
It doesn't matter, of course. There is God and turning away from God. It doesn't matter ehich false idol or demon ones worships in the name of evil. Turning away from Christ in any direction is sin according to Christian theology.
woah is that nick cave he rules
Brad is based, he can do whatever he wants.
Making sculptures about his failed marriage in which he blames himself not his psycho wife?
had you looked at what he made you'd know it's not about his marriage
Bro you don't get it that owl represents HIM. He stays up all night and goes whooo whooo.
the owl wasn't made by him
Frick you Black person.
Sure, if he wants to. He’s fricking brad Pitt man.
>We will be doing one thing, and one thing only
Why do you pretend that brad pitt didn't work hard to get to where he's at? sure his status got his art more attention, but so what? if it's shitty no one will care a day later. Let's say that I made money off of retail and used that money to finance my art, would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so?
>don't have any contacts
That's your problem, meet people in the field, homosexual
>would I be a shitty person because some broke homosexual out there is struggling to do so?
Yes but if you give me some of your money I'll say nice things about you.
>>Why do you pretend that brad pitt didn't work hard to get to where he's at?
Because he didn't.
Literally looks like garbage you would see in a 6th grade art class.
Yo, Brad, if you wanna make a rap album, hit me up
that looks very inconsistent, it's like all over the place in terms of style
The statue on the left looks like a worse version of a shitty sculpture of someone pissing themself I saw in a modern art section of an art museum.
I've had a shit that felt like this, got really drunk and also had a flu coming on.
A moment in your life like that is horrific and singular enough to dedicate a sculpture to.
but also deeply relatable
>Braddu Pittu has his art disprayed in a garrery
>rich guy has enough money to be successful at any hobby of his choosing
I hate people
You know things are fricking terrible in the world because this isn't or wasn't the biggest news item in Finnish newspapers. If there was no war in Ukraine they'd write about this for the next four weeks.
what the frick, i had a dream last night that he was at some cinema / art exhibit hybrid and my friend was bullying him lol
Not as riveting as when John Malkovich became a puppeteer for some time.
omg brad pitt in a charlie kaufmann movie confirmed
Art is dead.
Bury it.
>Art is dead.
True, but not because an AI won a digital art contest.
just another nail in the coffin really
Only because the judges hadn't seen any other midjourney AI art. It is all the same muddy, over-satured garbage and immediately obvious to anyone who has seen even just a couple.
How can you see that?
Doesn't look like anything to me.
>"implying" it isn't
>people saying art is dead because an art piece made by an AI developed by a human mind and instructed by another human mind won a digital arts contest
kys.
Art has been resurrected and given new life again THANKS TO AI. Artgays (degenerate schizo israelites) were the ones who killed art for almost a century.
I for one welcome our AI generated art overlords. Frick all their own farts huffing pseuds like the gay(s) in OP. Yes, Nick Cave is a massive wanker.
Hitlers work was amateurish and shit.
He got rejected for good reason.
hitlers work made no sense.. very warped sense of time as if the sun has no meaning in his thought process during the creation of his "work"
what the frick is the point of an art school if you're already perfect at painting?
art school is just there for people to make connections, learn art history and to explore different mediums
you don't actually learn to improve whatever it is you think you're good at
Hitler supported himself in Vienna for a while by painting and selling postcards. For an untrained artist, whose work is generally expected to be a bit amateurish, he was very good at the specific thing he was good at (drawing buildings)
The real reason he was rejected (other than not having connections) was that he didn't demonstrate enough of an ability to do figure drawings and portraits, which is the main thing Fine Arts is concerned with. This is why it was suggested he become an architect.
Ah Colorado, the world centre for the arts.
>State fair
The judges were most likely
>The guy who grew the prize winning pumpkin
>The first gay person to show the organizers an Arts degree
>Kid with cancer who said they like art on their make a wish form
>The Mayor's Karen wife
>Some American Idol finalist from Colorado
CO fairs are an abomination against god, we haven't had a normal comfy county fair for decades.
the kicker for me is the $750 price tag
Bury it.
Art is dead.
this is hilarious but people who have never been to the MoMa have this perception that it’s all fart-sniffing conceptual bullshit which is not true, they often hold large exhibitions of well recognized artists. Ensor and Munch being two of the best I’ve seen there. if you have never seen Munch’s portrait of the Virgin Mary go look it up, phenomenal piece
Didn't Brad beat the shit out of his son in front of his family?
lies told by angelina jolie to gain custody of the kids
>Minerva owl
>no wife
>beaten up by his adopted kid
>cope by doing art and paying money to have it hosted and displayed
It's like Jim Carrey when he got exposed for killing his gf.
>people call this shit art and put it in galleries
>yet they turn up their nose when I put classic movie posters up in my room
what kind of freakazoid, indeed
Tom Cruise mogged him so fricking hard 4life, Brad Pitt has to resort to pseudo-intellectual artsy-fartsy horseshit and making Netflix garbage in his late 50s as a coping mechanism.
>The pair first fell out on the set of 1994's Interview with the Vampire, with Pitt admitting he was "miserable" making the film — and Cruise's presence didn't help.
>"He bugged me," Pitt reportedly said at the time. "There came a point during filming when I started really resenting him."
>"He's North Pole, I'm South," continued Pitt. "He's always coming at you with a handshake, whereas I may bump into you. There was this underlying competition that got in the way of any real conversation."
The Chad Cruise vs. the beta orbiter 420blazeit_bongsm0ka Brad Pitt
>brad pitt wants to do some art bullshit
>itt: FRICKING homosexual. FAKE ARTIST. FRICKING JACKASS. PIECE OF SHIT.
like dude I'm a bit jealous of Timothee Chalamet for being so lucky but I'm not going to get all mad
Modern art can't compare to classical and religious paintings. Shame on these Hollywood degenerates for turning their back on the holy for the profane.
>Brad Pitt visits your hometown
>find out on Cinemaphile
I'll never forgive him for leaving my JenJen.
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT I CAN'T READ
the ending was sweet but also moronic. he gave up everything and killed himself for nothing but the entertainment of worthless hipsters
So Brad pitt is a sculptor and Tom hardy is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu champion. Whats next is Leo gonna be a pageant judge?
Leo dating really women is his super power
It's not really Brad Pitt, it's some failed sculptor who found a door inside Brad Pitt's head and has taken over his body.
Charlie Kaufman tried to warn us about this
identity crisis tier
sad
its coming for all of us
So he's getting in on the postmodern art money laundering scheme? Angelina must want to adopt another 3 niglets.