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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials are addicted to nostalgia. Like shooting fish in a barrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Millennials
      >nostalgia for top gun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to feel the nostalgia to buy into it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, we have it
        it was a huge hit for our parents and then a perennial blockbuster rental

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah my parents went to it on one of their first dates. They still talk about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We all watched it as kids. Boomers loved it, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >HIIIIIIIIGH WAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOO THE
        >DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGER ZOOOOOONE
        Millennials rented Top Gun when they were kids. Everybody has seen it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We watched it on VHS repeatedly until the tape broke. I bet you don’t even remember orange Nickelodeon tapes. Sad!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This generational gatekeeping is getting so fricking moronic. This is almost as dumb as the guy who said zoomers didn't grow up with kung fu Panda

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much every generation has nostalgia for top gun, that's why they made it. Anyway I'm off to join the Navy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well yes you moron
        gen-y is probably the biggest sucker for 80s nostalgia even though they weren't teenagers in that era
        that's why gen-z jumps on 90s and early 00s nostalgia trips because to them that's what was "cool back then"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a very stupid c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i’m a zoomer who thinks the first one is shit and I loved this and saw it three times. last movie I did that with was avatar with my dad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well you're apparently stupid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I graduated at oxford last year. The movie is really good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Graduated from which college with what degree?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mertonchads rise up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              christchurch and law

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can bet it wasn't Dick Sucking Studies, as it was with you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell? just because I don’t like macho military propaganda bullshit nostalgia. I majored in sociology.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >macho is…le bad
                >sociology

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally every single thing you typed implies you're a gay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes feel free to prove me wrong homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >oxford
            Ngmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you’re watching a movie that’s not about a trans woman molesting a little boy? you must be stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no homosexual propaganda or forced diversity
      >huh… must be nostalgia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie doesn't qualify as nostalgia bait. Rather than dangling shiny 'member berries they use flashbacks and exposition to provide everything required to make the movie a standalone story, informed by the events previous movie but not reliant on it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally just a copy of the first movie, but changed slightly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. Maverick is much more tense with how it spends the whole movie building toward the huge burst of action at the end. First one is a goofy 80s cheese fest, much more focused on romance and homoeroticism than plane action.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Maverick is much more tense with how it spends the whole movie building toward the huge burst of action at the end.

            well the old one was intense until the burst of action at the end too. Maverick is just able to do it better because of better SFX technology. Also they literally follow the same flow from the old movie....

            >bar scene
            >hangar meet the crew scene
            >beach sportsball scene
            >repeated scenes on bike to house of love interest
            >office scene being reprimanded
            >intense practice scene
            >big action finale

            literally the same fricking movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >nooo they have to meet each individual character heckin' organically

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                at least do the introduction of the instructor/expert meeting the team differently.

                >crew at bar
                >unbeknownst to them, get into it with the expert/instructor
                >they meet the next day in the hangar...and surprise...
                >HEY ISN'T IT THAT OLD GUY/HOT GIRL FROM THE BAR! OOPSIE!

                they literally did the same shit you fanboy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except Cruise was a fly on the wall for the bar scene, and once they got started in the Hangar nobody recognized him from before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hangman and Payback literally threw him onto the beach but they don't make a big deal about it like autismo here

                at least do the introduction of the instructor/expert meeting the team differently.

                >crew at bar
                >unbeknownst to them, get into it with the expert/instructor
                >they meet the next day in the hangar...and surprise...
                >HEY ISN'T IT THAT OLD GUY/HOT GIRL FROM THE BAR! OOPSIE!

                they literally did the same shit you fanboy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They don't seem to recognize him later when he shows up as their instructor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they make eye contact and then give each other shocked looks, it's a throwaway scene but it acknowledges continuity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but they don't make a big deal about it like autismo here
                The "Oopsie" is played out in the mind of the viewer more than on the screen, just like in the original, but this time it had less impact because anyone that's seen the original knew what was coming from that setup.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's like thirty frames dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Except Cruise was a fly on the wall for the bar scene
                Everyone knew he was there, what are you talking about, at the bar the wienery guy kept calling him "old man" and they all threw him out on his ass. They taunted him a number of times to pay the tab for the entire bar.

                It's the same kind of setup in the old movie where Cruise was trying to hit on the love interest in the bar not knowing she turned out to be their plane expert or whatever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >sportsball
              poofta detected

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same basic framework except this one isn’t total dogshit like the first, one of the most baffling blockbusters ever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this one is much better than the first one, mostly because they could do so much more with special effects to make the flying more intense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The original has great style but a terrible script. There's zero tension and Tom's charisma carried the whole movie. This one is solid in every department.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But the new one isn't gay at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, the entire love story really brought down the entire movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i liked the movie but i laughed at the middle aged love scene in the theatre

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >middle age
                The "young" pilots are middle aged tom could eat off the senior menu at dennys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a necessary no-homosexual evil

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >SFX technology
              Dude, it has nothing to do with SFX. Go look at the size of the venice cameras they used for maverick compared to the camera used in the original. Original had better dialogue and supporting cast.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Every fricking sequel is like this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The romance alone was much better in this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to see some planes man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread. Cinemaphilecels really want to pretend they're so much better until the next corporation gives them member berries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a millenial and won't go to see it but my boomer dad has gone to see it twice now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >millenial
        millennial*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here's your (you) just for being a first poster
      try with dynamite next time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong generation idiot

      HERR DERR PEOPLE BORN FROM THIS TIME TO THIS TIME ARE ALL BAD SO THAT MEANS IM GOOD

      i suggest you buy a rope and a stool now BOOMER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the right age be nostalgic for the old Top Gun but I saw it relatively late and thought it was kinda mediocre. This one, on the other hand, seeing real life jet fighters go woosh on a big screen is just too damn cool. You'd have to be some kind of a homosexual to not like this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never watched the first movie and I still enjoed this. You are a gigantic homosexual.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pentagon involvement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pentagon involvement.

      This. Thinly veiled recruitment propaganda for the capitalist forever-wars.

      The first movie was the biggest enlistment the Navy had seen since WWII

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Needle won't even budge for this one, military is too pozzed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good thing they're bringing tik tok influencers to rectify this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thinly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >capitalist forever-wars
        >capitalism
        >killing potential customers
        Most moronic post on Cinemaphile right now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ukrainian civilians don’t make up haliburtons customer base

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they hated him because he told them the truth
        It's always "It's not politics when it agrees with my view" for these morons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the truth
          >capitalism causes WARS
          please go back to leftypol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >capitalism is when the government does stuff

        I want socialists to die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yessss there is NO military industrial complex deliberately starting wars to justify stealing taxes of us citizens .

          Eisenhower is rolling in his grave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this they wanted this movie to succeed, thus the shilling for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pinkos absolutely litter media and modern cinema with leftist propaganda for years
      >inhumane social engineering to fit their twisted agendas at all costs, shielding demented child abuse behind a false curtain of progress
      >enter tom cruise
      >a movie about planes and the navy has to get military signoff in order to use said planes, like every single war movie in history before it
      >leftoids are in in an implosion of panic, they hurry to decry this passion project as " propaganda " or " manufactured" hype
      the irony is devastatingly palpable. i now love tom cruise and will watch this schlockfest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wont regret it.
        The last 30 minutes are literally an ace combat movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except I still think it's propaganda, especially for the agenda, and I agree with you about the leftism. This and all the gay push in movies, all the same side.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Top Gun is about the Navy, there are no gays in the navy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >in the navy

              You can sail the seven sea's

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The seven sea's what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never mind, it's obviously before your time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having the grammar skills of a moron certainly is a boomer thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes a lot of grammar in one sentence you frickwit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Since dumb zoomies won’t continue... ahem
                IN THE NAVY
                YOU CAN PICTURE MY KNEES

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >USAF
            dumb Black person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same shit. All the branches are gay anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the plebs are thirsty of propaganda
      the pentagon infiltrates movie studios and shits out all these 'MURRICA STRONK material, and the paesants slurp the cum right out their dicks

      basically this

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes sequel that doesn't shit on the original
    >script is written in good faith, not trying to make topical political undertones or "subvert the audience"
    >autistic obsession with practical effects and committed to having big-screen release rather than streaming
    Mapother may be a Xenu-worshipper but he truly loves making movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

      Millennials are addicted to nostalgia. Like shooting fish in a barrel

      Bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I personally think dude is a Napoleon-complex closeted gay cult member, but that intro was kinda cool (showing love for his fans and the industry).

          On a side note, he looks like he had another intensive round of plastic surgery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not trying to make topical political undertones
      The enemy nation in the movie is blatantly Iran, though the choice to scrub the name was something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The enemy nation in the movie is blatantly Iran, though the choice to scrub the name was something.
        I read they chose to scrub the name in order to have the movie NOT become outdated like with Top Gun 1 and the Soviet Union. But Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore and a new generation of kids have no idea what the cold war was like.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they never mention the Soviets in TG1, they're generic "MiG 28's" and implied to be Libyan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they never mention the Soviets
            Yes. They mention the Russians in a throw away line.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They didn’t want to point fingers at anyone I think for the international box office

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Somehow I don't think they are airing this movie in Iran

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think they didn’t want to point fingers at Russians for supplying the Su-57’s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the implication probably yeah but they made the effort to exclude it. The enemy's "5th gen fighters" looked like F35s however.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are SU-57s, a Russian 5th Gen fighter intended for export

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            literally Su57's

            yeah you're right. I could've sworn they looked like F35s in the theater though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's funny because IRL Russia only has like 7 of them for show and with the ukraine fiasco it'll probably never get past that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the Ukraine fiasco
              >fiasco
              Right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally Su57's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about Iran, it's not the 2000s anymore. If it's not a politically contentious issue at the time of the films release it doesn't count.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No one cares about Iran
          Imagine being this blatantely moronic because Fox didn't tell you to care about it. It's been an ongoing issue since the 2000s for America too since people still flee from the war and weapons do still get sold.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not political when it aligns with my own beliefs, it's just good and normal and neutral

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Maverick, surprised to see you here after you Stormed the Capitol on January 6, glad to see you again!"
        >"Well, even if Dementia Joe is the commander in chief, at least I get to fly some cool planes"
        totally broke my immersion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Underrated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Now go suck a dick, homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, troony, there is normality, and there is insanity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were no politics in this movie.
        The enemy nation is unnamed, there is no mention of current events beyond a fictional nuclear plant. There is no discussion of any isms or ists. The female characters don't go full Sam Carter and the minorities don't start spouting off about saint floyd. The legacy characters are allowed to shine while faced with realistic consequences for their personality and actions and the themes are focused on universal struggles such as a parent letting their child take their first steps out of the nest and repairing old, broken relationships.

        There's no politics here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To leftists any semi-positive portrayal of military is a policitcal statement.
          If there was a subplot about how corrupt the navy is and how all the white men are evil racists that just joined the military to kill brown people it would be hailed by the same people crying about propaganda.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lmao thats why the us navy helped fund their movie and gave them a discount on airtime of their jets; it was completely done out of goodwill, and they totally did not have recruiters stationed outside theatres after this movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon I hate to tell you this...but thats how every movie with a military presence usually goes. Thats how its been since Hollywood started asking the US military for advisors to help them.
              Not only that, did you know that federal agencies have a say in every movie they are so much as mentioned in? To the point they force script changes to make themselves look better?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's called political

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope many of the people they conscripted eventually get to fly a cool plane 🙂

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There is a subplot about the flaw of the navy. The navy top brass was about to send the team to an extremely dangerous mission with half ass prep and milelquetoast plan. Both Iceman and Maverick had to step in to make the mission successful and the pilots returning home safely.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was fully expecting a scene where it's revealed john hamm was working for the enemy all along and was trying to sabotage the mission on purpose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never had that feeling
                John Hamm antagonistic action to Maverick never felt malignant and dubious. He took action fitting to the dogmatic bureaucracy. He took action to try to squeeze the pieces he has into the hole the best he can and get the mission going as he didn't have the option to simply call it off. Maverick went further and forcefully mold the pieces beyond their current limit to ensure they fit into the holes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's when he lowers the time requirements meaning all the pilots would come under fire from the su57s.
                That goes beyond pure incompetence and into oh shit homie what are you doing territory.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair before that they were killing themselves early by flying into walls or showing themselves on radar, which would have resulted in being swarmed before they even reached the target. To him they had a better chance of surviving if they went slow because it seemed like nobody could fly through those canyons fast enough without crashing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's easier to say the mission failed due to the pilots getting overwhelmed by enemy's fifth gen aircraft rather than being pushed to fly too fast and crashed into mountain. It was a passive way to plan the mission, basically hoping that the enemy wouldn't respond in time or fail to take down the jet. It basically bet on the enemy underperforming and fricking up rather than the top gun pilot somehow overperform. There was a chance that they manage to bomb the bunker before being taken out by the enemy jets. Therefore, simply making it to the target without crashing and destroying the target is the preferrable result than crashing into the mountain. They thought that the valley run combined with the dive bombing wasn't feasible until Maverick did it himself.

                But there was still time to train.
                And once maverick shows them it can be done the others can do it, too.
                And cyclone was deadset against even letting maverick show them it could be done.
                Both plans have awful survival chances but the fast way at least has slightly better odds of destroying the target.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but the fast way at least has slightly better odds of destroying the target.
                What? It was the opposite. Going fast made them go above the radar threshold several times, or crashing, meaning the enemy was alerted to their presence or they lost the bomb needed to pull off the mission.

                Going slow = almost 100% chance that the bombing goes off smoothly because there's no interception or lost bombs so it's a "mission success", but since the enemy has had time to get their jets into the air after the airfield got bombed they'll get fricked up trying to fly back to the ship.
                Going fast = big chance that they'll smack into a canyon wall or breach radar, tipping the enemy off early about which direction they're coming from, if they don't get taken out by the rockets, but if they pull it off they'll have time to go home without having to dogfight fifth gen fighters all the way to the ship.

                Jon Hamm thought it better to take the path that ensures the target was destroyed since he was sending them to their death/capture either way. But he changed his mind when Maverick showed them all that it could be done and so there was a way for them all to return home.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Going fast made them go above the radar threshold several times, or crashing,
                Well when they started training.
                Obviously by end of training at least the people tom picks are able to do it without going above the ceiling limitations etc.
                >Going slow = almost 100% chance that the bombing goes off smoothly because there's no interception
                But there would be interception by the su57s.
                That's why everyone except john hamm wants to do it the other way.
                Not to mention if they were really slow theyd probably even come under SAM fire just trying to fly up the mountain side to get to the target not "just" after when the reach coffin ally or whatever they called it.
                Like I understand that they wanted to have some conflict about how to do the mission and why I just dont think it comes across as believable especially considering it's a movie about doing an "impossible" mission.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But there would be interception by the su57s.
                Not BEFORE the bombing. The time limit was to give them enough time to fly back to base before the su57s could get in the air to shoot them down. The bombing itself would still have happened before those could get airborne and find the planes because up until the bombing happens nobody would know if there even are any planes coming or from what direction, just like the unplanned bogeys didn't immediately swoop down to bomb them in the canyon.
                Everyone was against Hamm's plan because it meant that the squad would 100% have to dogfight their way back home after showing themselves by bombing the facility. The bombing mission would be successful but they'd all be shot down. As opposed to going fast where the bombing mission looked like it'd fail AND people would die.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right that makes sense. Su57s wouldnt be able to see them in the canyon anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's easier to say the mission failed due to the pilots getting overwhelmed by enemy's fifth gen aircraft rather than being pushed to fly too fast and crashed into mountain. It was a passive way to plan the mission, basically hoping that the enemy wouldn't respond in time or fail to take down the jet. It basically bet on the enemy underperforming and fricking up rather than the top gun pilot somehow overperform. There was a chance that they manage to bomb the bunker before being taken out by the enemy jets. Therefore, simply making it to the target without crashing and destroying the target is the preferrable result than crashing into the mountain. They thought that the valley run combined with the dive bombing wasn't feasible until Maverick did it himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's Iran

          >"they are enriching uranium not in accordance to the unilateral denuclearization agreement"

          There is only one country that does that
          Iran

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes its obviously Iran but they never SAY Iran.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everything is political to the leftist

          Even normal day to day practicalities become avatars of inbuilt structures of power created by le evil white men

          For the leftist, the entire world and society is a construct based on political power dynamics. What you and i would consider "Normality" to the leftist is just the exertion of our norms onto the structure of reality through our inbuilt historical power

          This is why they attack everything all the time. If something isn't actively deconstructing and destroying what has come before, it is considered complicit with the power structures of the past.

          Even things like logic and rationality have been argued by the left to be inherently political European social constructs based on patriarchal dynamics.

          The leftist is nothing if not all consumed by its ideology.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything is political
            It must've been tiring thinking that way constantly i reckon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao imagine if china or russia made a similar movie with help from their militaries, where they're the "good guys" that bomb another country, you'd be screaming propaganda for days. But since it's your country you dont see it. It's plain O' propaganda, that's why the US navy sunk in so much money and effort in helping, and that's why they have recruiters outside theatres. It's still a good frickin movie, but lets not deny the whole thing isnt just "Murica!"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ....China has done this moron.
            They're doing it right now.
            One of the most popular chinese movie franchises outright names the US as the bad guy, and has chinese naval seals fighting them.
            The American military characters were running slaves IIRC

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes, and it's political moron, whether China does it or the US does it, thats my point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine if china or russia made a similar movie with help from their militaries, where they're the "good guys" that bomb another country
            We dont have to imagine because they do that all the time.
            But it's ok when they do it.
            Just like it's ok when china genocides the uyghurs.
            But man that george floyd thing grrrrrrr fricking racist chuds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the movie they violate a treaty that they signed. What, should we just write them a mean letter, homosexual. God I fricking hate that a movie as fun as this is ruined by you nutters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and that is POLITICAL, fricking dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not trying to make topical political undertones
      Are you moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly in the movie is topical, politics wise?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name one scene lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >makes sequel that doesn't shit on the original
      The really got it down on how much to poke fun of Cruise being the old one now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >script is written in good faith
      It's sick that you have to explicitly state this in 2022. Because so many flicks are written in a dishonest, snarky, cynical and ironic manner.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a movie for White people.
    Fast and Furious for Black folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny that FF has been propped up by the China box office, while China bans white excellence and forces the public to rewatch Korean war fanfics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because America would totally give Chinese military propaganda like the Wolf Warrior movies a wide release.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need more Cruise Control in our lives

    That last movie he did where he repeated the same day over and over again did well and it's a surprise it took him this long to make another movie
    we're crusie starved and now we can't get enough
    WE MUST CRUISE FEAST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgets Mission Kino: Fallout and Rogue Nation
      >Forgets American Made

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went right?
    A white people movie with a good budget and an easy to follow plot.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a breath of fresh air compared to corporate woke propaganda. Yes, it's military-industrial complex propaganda instead but a change is as good as a rest. Tom is based too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Overton window has really shifted if people don't see it did have political pandering.

      Wasn't the worst but it was still there.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fighter jets are cool.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I so out of touch with reality is it because I used to drink LSD out of a sweet breath bottle like it was Juicy Juice

    I had no interest in this at all

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the Directors cut has him dicking Connelly for 13 minutes straight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isn't Cruise a turbo gay?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cruise will sue you into oblivion if you imply as much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah for Xeno

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's turbo autist but for real.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 100% convinced this movie is as good as it is because of Tom Cruise. I bet you money he ghost edited the entire script. There are elements of it where you can almost feel the subversive elements wanting to eek through. Like the initial bar scene, where Tom has no money, and is thrown out. It's entirely saved by the fact that Tom is ridiculously charismatic, and smiles all throughout it.

    And also there's a very specific scene added later that shows, no. He has money. He's not a loser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of the characters behaved in a refreshingly different way to the usual woke clichés. When Hangman wasn't picked for the mission, I thought he'd screech and seethe for 20 minutes about how diversity was killing the navy. But he just sucked it up and saved the day anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh I'm good. I'm very good.
        So good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His ex/gf was just fricking with him because she wanted to torture him over how things ended between them. I doubt his card was actually declined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you could tell someone wanted to make the girl the typical bad sss stronk womynz character and it got edited down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i also thought this while watching it
      cruise is also listed as a producer

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom is the last genuine 'movie star' left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They set out to make a entertaining movie, full stop. That and Cruise always gives it 100% AND knows cgi is meant to be a supplement not a bedrock.

      I read that during the press tour for oblivion: the last guy that can make you go watch something.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a great movie. almost no bs. Even I after years of not going to theathers went to see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only BS I note is that Trace and BOB would have been grounded after their crash, modern ejection seats launch out so hard and fast that they cause extreme spinal damage. You'll never be safe pulling Gs again, so they just don't let you fly anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's incorrect. Whilst ejections can cause injuries like that, it's not a guarantee. Plenty of pilots have ejected and continued on with their careers.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that movie is literally a 7/10 and no more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just saw it, completely agree. But by Hollywood standards, that’s masterful.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was an exciting action movie grounded in reality involving fighter jets which are the most badass human inventions and not capeshit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYTHING WENT RIGHT!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The IMAX is sick bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick did they fit imax cameras in the wienerpits?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are digital cameras formatted for IMAX. Not film SOVL imax cameras

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We all secretly love white chad wieners.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plane goes brrrrrrrrr

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie didn't preach to the audience
    Movie was a character story about Maverick growing old instead of a shameless Top Gun: 2 cash-in

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is the fricking man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cruisechads...
      we WON.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plays nice with navy to make a propaganda film
    >sends staff to assault the capitol
    what did paramount global mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think senile joe and the commiecrats would fund a movie like this?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went right?
    Studio interns be like
    >What are some of the key takeaways for this film's success that I can present to my boss in the Q3 social media presentation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Studio heads aren't going to be happy if he tells the truth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make a movie that doesn't talk down to its audience
      >people gobble it up
      >Hmm Let's Continue To Do This
      I see no downside

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>make a movie that doesn't talk down to its audience
        gobble it up
        >>Hmm Let's Continue To Do This
        They'll spin it as "problematic indoctrination by US Military" or something
        "Conservative brainwashing funded by scientologists"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Conservative brainwashing funded by scientologists
          Well, probably that's true.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest problem with this movie was the editing. So many quick cuts and fade effects instead of allowing moments to build up properly and linger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do that anymore in modern movies. Audiences don't have the patience.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just make good movies.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we have picked the best fighter pilots in the entire navy
    >includes women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman pilot is the only character in the movie to crash a plane
      What did they mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Realistically, she would have been grounded and discharged for crashing after failing to resolve a simple engine fire. The f-18 was designed with the engines close together specifically so that it wouldn't lose control when one engine failed. Her role on the mission would have taken by Hangman.

        Buuuut it's not like Maverick was one to judge when he has crashed 2 planes because of pilot error.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>we have picked the best fighter pilots in the entire navy
      women

      And a black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was a Black guy in the original Top Gun too, Sundown, so that's nothing new.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We could've em
          >HEY, WE COULD'VE HAD EM, MAN.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because most modern action blockbusters try to use grandiose spectacle to sell the thrill of action when it is a cheap imitation for developing real investment in character and story. Despite being fairly grounded in comparison, this movie is way more thrilling than any superhero movie where some galactic evil guy no. 245 threatens to destroy the world for the 245th time with movie actors that don't know how to fight which is covered by excessive cgi explosions.

    Same reason why early Fast and Furious movies where they were grounded felt more enjoyable than the new movies where they only care about spectacle and are saving the world and going to space or whatever.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm going to go see it next week

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was surprised at how sincere this movie felt even though it's a highly anticipated franchise sequel. There's not much cynicism at all. It was telling the audience "yeah, the glory days of the 80s are over, but you stuck with us for this long, so let's have fun one last time"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Tom Cruise has a lot of creative control on the films he produces as

      I am 100% convinced this movie is as good as it is because of Tom Cruise. I bet you money he ghost edited the entire script. There are elements of it where you can almost feel the subversive elements wanting to eek through. Like the initial bar scene, where Tom has no money, and is thrown out. It's entirely saved by the fact that Tom is ridiculously charismatic, and smiles all throughout it.

      And also there's a very specific scene added later that shows, no. He has money. He's not a loser.

      points out. He definitely made this as a loving tribute to his career and to the general theater experience. It had a very positive tone instead of telling the audience when to clap like every other shitty blockbuster

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit fatigue and the war in Ukraine

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old movie had a better soundtrack

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well that and many people just want to get out and watch something. Know many people who did just that and what other movie competes with it? Jurrasic park? Pshhhhhh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It beat out the typical Marvel stuff, too.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone in this movie have the same cool smug wienery personality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're fighter pilots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only unique one was the awkward guy with the 80s glasses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was just a copy of Goose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the job attracts a certain type of person. So yeah no shit a movie about being a fighter pilot is full of wienery c**ts, because all fighter pilots ARE wienery c**ts

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GET TOM TO $1 BILLION BABY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's simply no chance it won't make a billion. There's a Father's day weekend surge coming up and it's only just entering its fourth week. It's already outgrossed Doctor Strange domestically and it'll outgross it worldwide as well.

      CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking based

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maverickbros... we weren't wienery enough

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it's going to pass 1 billion in 2 weeks

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    K I N O

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the webm that saved Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do real pilots flinch forward like that when they go off the deck? Seems like a moment where you wouldn't want to take even a second off your instruments.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie but the only guy that felt like a real character was the navigator for the Hispanic female pilot named bob. Everyone other young pilot was lame as shit.
    Good movie but only cause Tom carried it.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie and edge of tomorrow have both gotten me laid. Tom can destroy Thetans with but a single smile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more info?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some cute cinema attendant who went to my school. Both times there was a relatively quiet cinema so he came and sat with us and we have aome super infrequent fwb thing and we did hand stuff then went to the toilets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gay
          Of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gay
          >needing a movie to get laid

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    third viewing today, fourth tomorrow
    support the Cruise, bros!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 billion incoming
    >without China
    CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood is dropping the insectoid audience after the last spooderman success, now even more with this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not like they have a choice, CCP doesn't seem to be interested in letting western movies in anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't blame them, California's subversion has to be stopped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were only interested in capeshit and Fast & Furious

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gaga making the score with Zimmers

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think hollywood would get most people want a good movie where whites aren't shit on, but no we will go back to the woke mind virus soon enough.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus. We will never escape nostalgia bait

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gets 10% of first dollar gross. So apparently that’s like $40m

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont forget that dollar goes down therefore tickets go up in price

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do stunts in jet fighters
    >make less money than Indian CGI

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People are going for one reason: Bob.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta be honest his dick was WAY bigger than I was expecting

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie make leftards/libshits seethe so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They’re perpetually offended by success. Unless you’re a democrat politician with a congressional pension then they worship the ground you walk on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't you conservatards cope yourself into believing Captain Marvel only did high numbers because all the tickets were bought off by Disney for months and months on end. It seems what you are describing is your own political group 1:1

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not be watching "Top Gun: Maverick (2022)".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the anti-scientology rhetoric

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a shit if you do or don't. Nothing about you matters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but i'm not going to watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You cared enough to get angry 🙂

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for umamusume.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sugoi!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tomu cruise da! kakkoi!!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man how the frick does Tom do it?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blatant military-industrial complex propaganda is popular with mutts
    Gee, what a surprise

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >it's the israelites fault I'm gay
    the absolute state of incels

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fighter Pilot fantasies are always kino. We need more centered around outer space. For example, a Human astronaut gets lost in space and is picked up by aliens and he goes on this quest to learn their language, frick some hottie alien after proving himself to be capable, blend into this alien culture and he is eventually driven to master dogfighting in space to be closer to his alien gf fighter pilot. They both train hard, fly harder and blow up some antagonistic alien scum in order to save his new home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure there is an anime like that from 70-80's era.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Ad Astra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the Last Starfighter but with an astronaut instead of a dork who plays videogames in an arcade all day long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to make dogfights better is to set them in space so you can do crazy shit like pic related
      >Hey, you know how in actual combat the aircraft carrier is kilometres away from the fighting?
      >yeah?
      >How about we force them into knife fight range and have them tear each other apart like giant metal bears armed with flak cannons?
      I loved battlestar galactica.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pure cinema. Live action instead of CGI wherever possible, and the story was not some leftist slop where the main character is deconstructed and no fun is allowed.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't go woke.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not going woke

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Boomer kino.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White male lead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like:
      >Actual Movie Star lead
      Put any other guy in Tom's role and it wouldn't have made half as much.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did they use cgi on tom in the beach scene?
    there is no way a 60 year old looks that in shape
    wtf is his secret to youth bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scientology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok, so where do i sign up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has to CGI Natalie Portperson's biceps in Thor 4 because b***h doesn't work out
      >meanwhile, 60yo Cruise still looks super fit

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie that delivers, simple as that. Basically everything that what Disney isn't

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mission Impossible is going to beat it.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this much fear over a movie being good
    huh, a bit odd innit...

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys just manufacturing the supposed "leftist hate" this movie is apparently getting? Everyone I know liked this flick and I live in a deep blue town. There's a bunch of minorites (including not one but TWO cool black dude characters who are conveniently supportive to the MC) in the thing. I would think that'd be enough to satiate to liberal media and going by the reviews, it is.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WW3

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was Top Gun except less of a chick flick. The whole plot is building up towards a death-defying bombing run instead of just meandering around with a romance story and a bunch of half-naked dudes standing around talking before the surprise action is finally rolled out at the end. It gave it focus and made it way better for non-chicks/gays. This was apparent even from trailers and so of course it would be more successful than the original Top Gun.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what went right was that apparently no one noticed or cared that the entire plot of this movie was pretty much a 1:1 rip off of the attack run on the death star.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please for the love of god watch literally any other movie series manchild

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like two missions from ace combat 7 fused together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah especially the bit where Luke has to deal with his dead best friends son and then gets shot down over the deathstar and steals a z-95 headhunter to escape back to vavin 4.
      Not to mention that romance with his hot ex gf in that tattooine bar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the part where Maverick and everyone else flying up front were taken out on the way to the target, with shots of them screaming as fires engulfs them from behind, leaving only Rooster left to use the force to bomb the target.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking more about how in all the weeks of training not a single one of the pilots was able to complete the entire course successfuly in time. Hell only one pilot was able to complete the first part of the attack run on time in training.

          Yet after watching maverick do it one time, all three pilots he chooses to fly the mission are suddenly able to do it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hangman was able to do it but he was selfish and just left with wingman
            Rooster was hinted to be able to but he just was always nerfing himself to be safe.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he was able to do the first part of flying through the valley.

              No one was ever able to successfully do the second part and bomb the target.

              But without ever getting it right in practice runs they magically pull off every step on the actual mission

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They had more than a week or 2 of training left after making the decision put Maverick as team leader and time skipped to the start of the mission. It was a good idea not to shown the probable successful training run on screen as it would ruin the pacing of the movie and tension in the final mission scenes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, that part in Star Wars where they're all training to do the Death Star run with Han making them look like fools over and over was always so kino. Can't believe they ripped it off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder George Lucas never had a single original idea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas was a talented hungry director but he really lucked out working with absolute geniuses like mcquarrie and williams. WIthout them star wars would never have taken off.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sup bros, you thought about joining the navy?

    Couple of links for ya bros.

    https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/careers/joining
    https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
    https://www.usa.gov/join-military

    Stay Strong Bros.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll never top this.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    War is in the air, so patriotic movies sell

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah dude wait a second. is this a movie about a movie star bombing people indiscriminately? WOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't call a bombing a nuclear enrichment plant from Iran as bombing people indiscriminately. Murica might do that shit a lot and play it as heroic acts in giving others freedom but Islamic nutjobs should never get their hands on nukes.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sup bros, you thought about joining the navy?

    Couple of links for ya bros.

    https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/careers/joining
    https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
    https://www.usa.gov/join-military

    Stay on my Six Maverick 😉

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when your movie was a success?
    it was all my doing in buying a ticket Tom

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ENTERTAINMENT over identity politics.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White manbros... we won

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking amazing.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did the actirs genuinely drive the aircrafts in this movie, or was it all cgi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Su-57s are obviously all effects, can't say for the F-18s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did the actirs genuinely drive the aircraft
      they were put in the wienerpits with the pilots, who were flying them
      the reactions you see are real

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went right?
    People found out that Maverick was more based than imagined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Strickland was sorely missing.
      They tried to turn ed harris into him but it didnt work.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not capeshit
    >no wokeness
    >not political
    >no sjw diversity bullshit
    >no awkward feminist propaganda injections
    >simply a bunch of dudes flying cool planes
    >can't lose with the cruise
    The movie by itself is good but all in all it was also a really nice break from all the generic movies filled with woke.

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