Why are "classic masterpieces" always so fricking boring?

Why are "classic masterpieces" always so fricking boring?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The viewer.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I'm trans btw if that matters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So basically what you're saying is that transpeople don't have pretentious taste in movies?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hipster culture. In the real world, no one gives a frick about these films

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, people in real life only watch capeshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Be proudly a moronic minority that nobody cares about. You're like a israelite.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least capeshit is entertaining, and isn't that the whole point of movies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Capeshit
          >Entertaining
          Oxymoron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >At least capeshit is entertaining
            Underage or bate. Capeshit is tiresome soulless slop.

            We get it, you're really cool because you like boring old movies where nothing happens.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              (You)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You look at your phone every 5 minutes when you "watch" movies, don't you? Just about anyone who bothers watching capeshit is a complete midwit with sophomoric taste

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >At least capeshit is entertaining
          Underage or bate. Capeshit is tiresome soulless slop.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Film codes restricted a lot of shit back in the day. They're only really good for stuff like atmosphere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And writing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >old = le good
    >new = le bad
    it's literally that simple

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude what if I made a post saying popular kinos are actually boring!? Would that make me heckin' quirky and unique!? Please give me upvotes, fellow Cinemaphileners!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So just like this board does all the time with anything new and popular?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Popular
      I've rarely met anybody that mentioned any of those films IRL except for citizen kane or raging bull. They aren't "popular kinos", nobody is rushing out to watch them, they're sadly boring

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is russian classic cinema so boring?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are classics according to the critics/cinephiles. They excel at things these people value such as writing, photography, acting, "meta-reference", pseudo-philosophy, editing, innovation

    Compare it with a list of
    >King Kong
    >The Wizard of Oz
    >Singin' in the Rain
    >The Wages of Fear
    >Psycho
    >Taxi Driver
    >The Exorcist
    >Das Boot
    >Suspiria
    >Summer with Monika

    Most people would recognize the greatness of these films because their easier to spot. Feels, you know.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >8.5
    an overly self aware autobiography, only other filmmakers could possibly enjoy it
    >breathless
    the usual vapid french style over substance
    >kane
    overrated, only acclaimed for popularising filmmaking techniques
    >casablanca
    propaganda sure, but a compelling movie, not boring
    >solaris
    failed attempt at russian 2001:ASO
    >manhattan
    never seen it
    >raging bull
    not boring at all
    >rosemarys baby
    pretty good, not boring
    >persona
    overhyped abstract art for psychology students

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    movies only starting becoming watchable in the mid 80s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. I can watch any movie from any year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic moronation: the post

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    t.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretentious arthouse hipster bullshit and I’m tired of people pretending this shit is even entertaining. If I have a stronger urge to be on my phone than watch your flick you failed as a film maker.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only good classics are crime noir movies and Charlie Chaplin shit, everything else is boring.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was always surprised at just how engaging Citizen Kane is. You might be able to make a case for the others, but that one isn't boring in the least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was boring. You hear so much about this movie so when you finally watch it it's like some important artistic event. Then it turns out it's a pretty normal early 40s movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a pretty normal early 40s movie
        You're blind

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Persona
    >masterpiece

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ADHD

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my attention span is too short for anything that doesn't have a explosions or gunshot every 5 seconds

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of these are boring except Citizen Kane, you are a pleb

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of those 9 movies, I've only watched Casablanca, and it was some of the most exciting 100 minutes I've ever experienced watching any movie. If you think Casablanca is boring, then you suffer from severe ADHD.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >raging bull
    >boring

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're seriously saying that you didn't enjoy any one of those films then you're an absolute fricking philistine

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're just watching shitty movies, watch something good for a change

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bridge on the River Kwai
      Based. No doubt would filter OP considering its slow pace. gays like him will never be able to appreciate a slow burner. He prefers quippy colorful superheroes just as a mentally challenged person is amused by blowing bubbles with his own saliva.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    millenials kino appreciation was already on the decline with their vidya games
    now zoomers have been absolutely cooked by anime and algo scrolling

    any "content" that isn't dazzling shapes and colors stimuli is "boring"
    actual baby brains

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the other issue is most young people these days are so pampered and insulated from the real world and 99% of lived experience so even universal and humanist subject matter and artistry of great works is just completely irrelevant to them hence boring. Citizen Kane might as well be a dry document on regulatory compliance for all it's relevancy to them

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kane is good.

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