Worst game. Greatest game story.

Worst game. Greatest game story.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well made poster at least
      feel bad for the artist having to put out crap for a living, waste of talent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. He even got James's moronic foot right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >well made poster at least
        No lol, it’s way too cluttered and overdesigned. By looking at it you’d have no fricking idea what this movie is about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp I got 30 minutes in and then had to quit to save my sanity.
      But the AVGN video games are actually really incredibly good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe shroomed from smash bros melee did him that dirty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God she mustve taken so much black wiener, thankfully James was there to “be a a man” and save that poor woman.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha very cool James

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I invented indie film making
    -James Rolfe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back to the reddit you fricking truthers

      James is still a good guy and makes great content

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope caveman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off you fricking truthers are bunch of psychos

          The videos are still good you are just bunch of obsessed weirdos. James gives you free entertainment and you still complain. Get a life or go back to the reddit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The videos are still good
            jej. if you wanna see some literal moron read off a teleprompter then yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that truthers are mentally ill trannies, but most of his newer videos aren't good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bimmy is that you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I agree that truthers are mentally ill trannies, but most of his newer videos aren't good.

              >The videos are still good
              jej. if you wanna see some literal moron read off a teleprompter then yes.

              The reason James is in the forefront in a lot of these videos and we are back to just rare cameos, or on separate channels, is because we understand the it is James that is who you have come to listen to and we have given you that, yet you still complain? I am sick and tired of this bullshit, I don't even know why you are posting about Tony all of a sudden, when he has scarcely appeared in any Cinemassace content for months? Do you just miss him and like to b***h all the time? Is that what it is? You have now even resorted to stalking his social media. Leave him alone, you are picking fights with people that are more powerful than you imagine and please continue because this sub will be GONE. I GUARANTEE in the next month or so this will all be a memory and you can kiss having an outlet to be salty and compensate for your miniature penis 'bye-bye'. I am done playing the nice guy, you will start to see a different side of me now and you are not going to like it. You have awoken an ancient beast that is hungry and pissed off and every single complaint that you are delivering is going to be a blue print on how to do the OPPOSITE so that we can never please you, because you couldn't be pleased anyway and go ahead and unsubscribe, we dont' care, we don't want you and in time new fans will appreciate what we are doing and you can return to sitting in your jail house bedrooms bouncing a baseball off the wall because there is nothing left in your worthless life to do, your only entertainment came from OUR work. You have nothing without us. Remember that. NOTHING.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you put the loco in loco bandito

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit what they do with the channel, I'm just saying that their videos aren't the same as they were a decade ago. Only mentally ill troons still give a shit about it and follow absolutely everything that James does, even in his personal life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Either this is amazing bait or we've actually got one of the slobs here kek. My guess is on Silverman personally.
                Look, just get Mike back in as a writer and that would improve the show a fair amount, won't save it, but it'd help.
                Cinemassacre Truth sub isn't going anywhere btw, keep seething.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, and also disappear into the background completely and never appear in front of a camera ever again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't understand why screenwave has been doing subtle jabs at James that he's oblivious to (like scheduled uploads at 5:40)? Is James aware of the truther subreddit yet and is that why they're trying to take it down?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                James isn't aware of anything, apparently (at least that's what he continues to claim). He's been kept in the dark purposefully by himself and others for a long time. He can't handle criticism at all. His ego is so big that only yes men can get through to him. Anyone who questions him mysteriously leaves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If his ego is as big as they claim then surely he's done online searches of himself and found that truther subreddit. But then again he's strangely out of touch with everything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Justin is completely delusional and thinks he's in on the joke. He's been an internet bully for so long he can't fathom that he's the target.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't a subreddit, you terminally online cinneslob. It's a board and there's not shit you really can do about people posting hate threads about your poorly ran channel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are no "new fans" Kieran. Nobody started watching because of the podcast or James's "hey remember when" videos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kys kieren. your deadshit father was right to beat you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The videos are still good

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pat the NES Cuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder he hired a stripper for his video

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >With my bestest pal, James Ralfe!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never thought I'd see Pat be more successful than James, with a popular podcast and having written 3 huge books

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Popular podcast? the one where he and his gayslave tell others "grow up kids" while they are surrounded by toys?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes? what you think he has two podcasts?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pat made millions from those books

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those books were absolute dogshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your fricking opinion is irrelevant

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is that you Pat? You daffy c**t how are you, still a cuck?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >BUY MY BOOKS! STOP PLAYING ROMS! SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it's me! And Ian is here too!

                In fact James Rolfe, Mike Matei and even Doug Walker too! We're all here responding to you!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Love ya, Doug. Please tell Brad I want more Brad Ruins Robs Day episodes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more, Karen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off you fricking truthers are just bunch of buttholes. making fun of kieran's family just to piss him off. you really think james owes you everything, huh? even after everything he's done for you. hours of free entertaiment? you people are fricking crazy. go back to the reddit and stay there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >man these avgn truthers sure suck FRICKING DOO DOO ASS!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what a truther is and I don't want to know

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's thosae people thayt fp;;ow y0u on a vone www.yiutube.com/uril+poopy_urime+medi0um hreay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >simping for a israelitetube nerd homosexual
            Just stop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          woah, captain caveman can use a tv? crazy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off you fricking truthers are just bunch of buttholes. making fun of kieran's family just to piss him off. you really think james owes you everything, huh? even after everything he's done for you. hours of free entertaiment? you people are fricking crazy. go back to the reddit and stay there.

          Holy shit it is Kieran

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHO MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAY?
    >Peels away the price tag on the box

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El Nerd Furioso De Los Videojuegos: La Película

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched it
    Is it cringe like a nostalgia critic review?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely much better produced than a NC video, but that's about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse. The NC movies are still comfy and fun in their awfulness. The AVGN movie is surprisingly boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The NC movies are still comfy and fun in their awfulness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AVGN's classic reviews are better than Doug's but his movie is much worse than even To Boldly Flee.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His fat woman ruined the movie, poor rolfie never stood a chance between those asscheeks

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got a transwoman into the movie
      Very progressive, now all it is missing is just the Nerd getting cuckolded by a Black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all it is missing is just the Nerd getting cuckolded by a Black
        Did you watch the movie? It has everything a Cinemaphile user needs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How blue you want your shot, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder you homosexuals love marvel garbage so much.
        Every shot has to be gray and bland.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it. No one said anything about grey and blandness they where just (rightfully) pointing out how blue the shot is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it
            I hate homosexual redditors so much, Get off my Cinemaphile and fricking jump off the Manhattan bridge you fricking homosexualS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah king, get his ass kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You too, Black personbrain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how James' wife cucked him out of doing anything with the women by having the black kid do everything for him like this or kissing the "romantic interest."

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went into it really wanting to like it, but I just couldn't. Not having Mike and Justin as the side characters was a missed opportunity.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big ryan fan btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The moment he jumped in the air to hit his head on an invisible block I was genuinely baffled by how untalented of a writer he is. How the frick does someone who has gamed for decades think that's a good idea.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why be angry when you can be happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically better than the AVGN movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Olev this consoomer homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is such a blowhard schmuck. Remember that video he made crying about needing more money for a camera or a laptop? He deleted that video pretty soon after that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it was real in my mind
          Okay, Afrogamer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I actually saved it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the "happy AVGN" or whatever was that stop skeletons from fighting guy?? Who is this?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the copypasta from his wife about how she made James put a Black folk love story in it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got to admit that movie was very disappointing. Angry Video Game Nerd went downhill except for a few episodes he made. His commentaries on horror movies are still pretty cool.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would love a signed copy on dvd

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, his show is easier to watch these days as cringe kino. AVGN even the older episodes are just cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Facts. I actually laugh when I watch Irate Gamer, James just makes me rage or cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      share the URL maaan!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lowtax ass lookin mfer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Irate Gamer lost but Chris Bores won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His recent JP episode actually felt like classic James more then anything James has put out in a long time. He really did win.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True. James can't even do his own character right any more. It's pathetic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based James

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. James

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's the first one, literally the first one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mozilla firefox on windows xp
              takes me back breh
              idk how or why you're still using it though

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I this isn't her, but still I would like the link, please.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Newt won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Newt? I just assumed he had some adverse vaccine reaction and had to quit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mike won. he gets to frick erin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Erin is a useless hole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crystal is so fricking hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        crystal is a troon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah the "sarah jessica parker" kind of hot

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep it down, guys

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    540 anyway, I have to be done at exactly 540 right now

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Rex Viper kino drops in 2 weeks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait
      See you on Cinemaphile the day of the concert

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst movie viewing. Greatest parking meter tickets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he has 3 cars, like Mike?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is his problem?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there one of those minimalist posters for this?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post first AVGN quote that comes to mind
    >Yup, pressing up to duck, is pretty fricked up!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the classic
      >What's the most important part about a video game?
      >BEING ABLE TO FRICKING PLAY IT
      as someone who emulates and has to argue about 'real hardware" constantly with collector tards I use that quote all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Man…. Look at that munky cheez! Being all, munky cheez, and shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Upfrickness.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A W K W A R D

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which ones do you recognize besides James?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Irate Gamer, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Joe, HVGN, Ashens, Asalieri, AqualungGameReviews, TheArchfiend, Undertakerfreak1127, Retsupurar, PMRants, SpoonyOne, TheAmazingAtheist, TheCinemaSnob, SomevallmeJohnny, Chuggaconroy, Linkara, NintendoCapriSun, NostalgiaChick, RedLetter Media, Todd in the Shadows.
      I recognize a few other names but I don't think I've ever watched any video of theird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aqualung is till going like and energizer bunny
      Confused Matthew was kino back in the day
      Old Guru Larry was comfy as frick until he got too fat to be on camera
      I did watch Craig and Tom SA videos back when they were on GameTrailers but they fell off a cliff once Tom left
      Urinating Tree does Cinemaphileorts now and he's pretty good at it
      HVGN is who I was talking about upthread, he's called Stopping Skeletons From Fighting but still makes the same kind of upbeat retro game videos. To me he was the AVGN antithesis, I never even heard of that blond guy you guys post.
      I'll be honest I did try watching Retsuprae but I never understood his videos so I eventually gave up. Too much autism for me.
      Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens. Both his movies are good if you haven't seen them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens
        >mainstream
        Lmao that channel has been dead for years. Zoomers don't know who Ashens is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's on British TV all the time now
          he's like the default "internet celebrity" over there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I used to watch early Cinema Snob a lot because he really stood out in terms of what he reviewed, those strange, obscure, kinda horrendous 70s exploitation films.
      Later he stopped being interesting when the reviews started being longer than 20 minutes and he looks really weird when bald and with a better camera.
      The entire "angry reviewer" fad was unbelievably cringe in retrospect, the only thing that's still watchable are some of James' early AVGN episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He also changed his voice and cadence to be more grating and high-pitched. Ruined the vibe of the videos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AVGN
      >Irate gamer
      >Nostalgia Critic
      >Pissed off Video Gamer
      >Angry Joe
      >HVGN
      >Chad Warden
      >DSP
      >Ashens
      >Wizwar
      >ElPresador
      >Spooney
      >Amazing Athiest
      >CinemaSnob
      >Nanners
      >SomeCallMeJohnny
      >Linkara
      >RebelTaxi
      >Nostalgia Chick
      >Guru Larry
      >Red Letter
      >Todd in the shadows
      22 in total, 21 minus AVGN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      recognize 17, 16 minus avgn, but who i watch(ed):
      >yahtzee
      >jim81jim
      >rlm
      >toddintheshadows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      irate, nostalgia, angry joe, chad warden, dsp, ashens, spoony, cinemasnob, linkara, nostalgia chick, rebel taxi, gurularry

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Old AVGN ended with Bible Games 3 (Ep 106, 2011) and Nu AVGN began with Schwarzenegger Games (Ep 107, 2012).

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worth watching for the hot redhead, she even takes a bukkake (it's green vomit but you can fantasize)

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY SPOMGE MY SHIT BACK INTO MY ARSEHOLD BEFOREPLAYING THA SHIT AGAIN avgn - 2009w9

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never actually watched this movie. Couldn't bring myself to it, since it looked so shit. Peak comfy for is pic related and it always will be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was probably the best episode of Mike and James Mondays for sure.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it weren't for Pat and Ian constantly whining about retropie I might never have gotten into building my own open source handhelds. I guess they are good for something.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Anon, need some new shoes while watching my newest video?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *furiously sniffs both pairs*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta pay muh bills

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >post about James on an id board
      who else has James threads?

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