Frick off you fricking truthers are bunch of psychos
The videos are still good you are just bunch of obsessed weirdos. James gives you free entertainment and you still complain. Get a life or go back to the reddit.
I agree that truthers are mentally ill trannies, but most of his newer videos aren't good.
>The videos are still good
jej. if you wanna see some literal moron read off a teleprompter then yes.
The reason James is in the forefront in a lot of these videos and we are back to just rare cameos, or on separate channels, is because we understand the it is James that is who you have come to listen to and we have given you that, yet you still complain? I am sick and tired of this bullshit, I don't even know why you are posting about Tony all of a sudden, when he has scarcely appeared in any Cinemassace content for months? Do you just miss him and like to b***h all the time? Is that what it is? You have now even resorted to stalking his social media. Leave him alone, you are picking fights with people that are more powerful than you imagine and please continue because this sub will be GONE. I GUARANTEE in the next month or so this will all be a memory and you can kiss having an outlet to be salty and compensate for your miniature penis 'bye-bye'. I am done playing the nice guy, you will start to see a different side of me now and you are not going to like it. You have awoken an ancient beast that is hungry and pissed off and every single complaint that you are delivering is going to be a blue print on how to do the OPPOSITE so that we can never please you, because you couldn't be pleased anyway and go ahead and unsubscribe, we dont' care, we don't want you and in time new fans will appreciate what we are doing and you can return to sitting in your jail house bedrooms bouncing a baseball off the wall because there is nothing left in your worthless life to do, your only entertainment came from OUR work. You have nothing without us. Remember that. NOTHING.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you put the loco in loco bandito
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't give a shit what they do with the channel, I'm just saying that their videos aren't the same as they were a decade ago. Only mentally ill troons still give a shit about it and follow absolutely everything that James does, even in his personal life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Either this is amazing bait or we've actually got one of the slobs here kek. My guess is on Silverman personally.
Look, just get Mike back in as a writer and that would improve the show a fair amount, won't save it, but it'd help.
Cinemassacre Truth sub isn't going anywhere btw, keep seething.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This, and also disappear into the background completely and never appear in front of a camera ever again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I really don't understand why screenwave has been doing subtle jabs at James that he's oblivious to (like scheduled uploads at 5:40)? Is James aware of the truther subreddit yet and is that why they're trying to take it down?
2 years ago
Anonymous
James isn't aware of anything, apparently (at least that's what he continues to claim). He's been kept in the dark purposefully by himself and others for a long time. He can't handle criticism at all. His ego is so big that only yes men can get through to him. Anyone who questions him mysteriously leaves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If his ego is as big as they claim then surely he's done online searches of himself and found that truther subreddit. But then again he's strangely out of touch with everything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Justin is completely delusional and thinks he's in on the joke. He's been an internet bully for so long he can't fathom that he's the target.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This isn't a subreddit, you terminally online cinneslob. It's a board and there's not shit you really can do about people posting hate threads about your poorly ran channel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There are no "new fans" Kieran. Nobody started watching because of the podcast or James's "hey remember when" videos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
kys kieren. your deadshit father was right to beat you.
frick off you fricking truthers are just bunch of buttholes. making fun of kieran's family just to piss him off. you really think james owes you everything, huh? even after everything he's done for you. hours of free entertaiment? you people are fricking crazy. go back to the reddit and stay there.
frick off you fricking truthers are just bunch of buttholes. making fun of kieran's family just to piss him off. you really think james owes you everything, huh? even after everything he's done for you. hours of free entertaiment? you people are fricking crazy. go back to the reddit and stay there.
Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it. No one said anything about grey and blandness they where just (rightfully) pointing out how blue the shot is.
>Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it
I hate homosexual redditors so much, Get off my Cinemaphile and fricking jump off the Manhattan bridge you fricking homosexualS
I like how James' wife cucked him out of doing anything with the women by having the black kid do everything for him like this or kissing the "romantic interest."
The moment he jumped in the air to hit his head on an invisible block I was genuinely baffled by how untalented of a writer he is. How the frick does someone who has gamed for decades think that's a good idea.
That guy is such a blowhard schmuck. Remember that video he made crying about needing more money for a camera or a laptop? He deleted that video pretty soon after that.
I got to admit that movie was very disappointing. Angry Video Game Nerd went downhill except for a few episodes he made. His commentaries on horror movies are still pretty cool.
the classic >What's the most important part about a video game? >BEING ABLE TO FRICKING PLAY IT
as someone who emulates and has to argue about 'real hardware" constantly with collector tards I use that quote all the time
Irate Gamer, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Joe, HVGN, Ashens, Asalieri, AqualungGameReviews, TheArchfiend, Undertakerfreak1127, Retsupurar, PMRants, SpoonyOne, TheAmazingAtheist, TheCinemaSnob, SomevallmeJohnny, Chuggaconroy, Linkara, NintendoCapriSun, NostalgiaChick, RedLetter Media, Todd in the Shadows.
I recognize a few other names but I don't think I've ever watched any video of theird
Aqualung is till going like and energizer bunny
Confused Matthew was kino back in the day
Old Guru Larry was comfy as frick until he got too fat to be on camera
I did watch Craig and Tom SA videos back when they were on GameTrailers but they fell off a cliff once Tom left
Urinating Tree does Cinemaphileorts now and he's pretty good at it
HVGN is who I was talking about upthread, he's called Stopping Skeletons From Fighting but still makes the same kind of upbeat retro game videos. To me he was the AVGN antithesis, I never even heard of that blond guy you guys post.
I'll be honest I did try watching Retsuprae but I never understood his videos so I eventually gave up. Too much autism for me.
Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens. Both his movies are good if you haven't seen them.
>Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens >mainstream
Lmao that channel has been dead for years. Zoomers don't know who Ashens is
I remember I used to watch early Cinema Snob a lot because he really stood out in terms of what he reviewed, those strange, obscure, kinda horrendous 70s exploitation films.
Later he stopped being interesting when the reviews started being longer than 20 minutes and he looks really weird when bald and with a better camera.
The entire "angry reviewer" fad was unbelievably cringe in retrospect, the only thing that's still watchable are some of James' early AVGN episodes.
>AVGN >Irate gamer >Nostalgia Critic >Pissed off Video Gamer >Angry Joe >HVGN >Chad Warden >DSP >Ashens >Wizwar >ElPresador >Spooney >Amazing Athiest >CinemaSnob >Nanners >SomeCallMeJohnny >Linkara >RebelTaxi >Nostalgia Chick >Guru Larry >Red Letter >Todd in the shadows
22 in total, 21 minus AVGN
If it weren't for Pat and Ian constantly whining about retropie I might never have gotten into building my own open source handhelds. I guess they are good for something.
Worst movie
well made poster at least
feel bad for the artist having to put out crap for a living, waste of talent
I agree. He even got James's moronic foot right.
>well made poster at least
No lol, it’s way too cluttered and overdesigned. By looking at it you’d have no fricking idea what this movie is about.
fpbp I got 30 minutes in and then had to quit to save my sanity.
But the AVGN video games are actually really incredibly good.
Fact.
can't believe shroomed from smash bros melee did him that dirty
God she mustve taken so much black wiener, thankfully James was there to “be a a man” and save that poor woman.
haha very cool James
>I invented indie film making
-James Rolfe
go back to the reddit you fricking truthers
James is still a good guy and makes great content
Cope caveman
Frick off you fricking truthers are bunch of psychos
The videos are still good you are just bunch of obsessed weirdos. James gives you free entertainment and you still complain. Get a life or go back to the reddit.
>The videos are still good
jej. if you wanna see some literal moron read off a teleprompter then yes.
I agree that truthers are mentally ill trannies, but most of his newer videos aren't good.
bimmy is that you?
The reason James is in the forefront in a lot of these videos and we are back to just rare cameos, or on separate channels, is because we understand the it is James that is who you have come to listen to and we have given you that, yet you still complain? I am sick and tired of this bullshit, I don't even know why you are posting about Tony all of a sudden, when he has scarcely appeared in any Cinemassace content for months? Do you just miss him and like to b***h all the time? Is that what it is? You have now even resorted to stalking his social media. Leave him alone, you are picking fights with people that are more powerful than you imagine and please continue because this sub will be GONE. I GUARANTEE in the next month or so this will all be a memory and you can kiss having an outlet to be salty and compensate for your miniature penis 'bye-bye'. I am done playing the nice guy, you will start to see a different side of me now and you are not going to like it. You have awoken an ancient beast that is hungry and pissed off and every single complaint that you are delivering is going to be a blue print on how to do the OPPOSITE so that we can never please you, because you couldn't be pleased anyway and go ahead and unsubscribe, we dont' care, we don't want you and in time new fans will appreciate what we are doing and you can return to sitting in your jail house bedrooms bouncing a baseball off the wall because there is nothing left in your worthless life to do, your only entertainment came from OUR work. You have nothing without us. Remember that. NOTHING.
you put the loco in loco bandito
I don't give a shit what they do with the channel, I'm just saying that their videos aren't the same as they were a decade ago. Only mentally ill troons still give a shit about it and follow absolutely everything that James does, even in his personal life.
Either this is amazing bait or we've actually got one of the slobs here kek. My guess is on Silverman personally.
Look, just get Mike back in as a writer and that would improve the show a fair amount, won't save it, but it'd help.
Cinemassacre Truth sub isn't going anywhere btw, keep seething.
This, and also disappear into the background completely and never appear in front of a camera ever again.
I really don't understand why screenwave has been doing subtle jabs at James that he's oblivious to (like scheduled uploads at 5:40)? Is James aware of the truther subreddit yet and is that why they're trying to take it down?
James isn't aware of anything, apparently (at least that's what he continues to claim). He's been kept in the dark purposefully by himself and others for a long time. He can't handle criticism at all. His ego is so big that only yes men can get through to him. Anyone who questions him mysteriously leaves.
If his ego is as big as they claim then surely he's done online searches of himself and found that truther subreddit. But then again he's strangely out of touch with everything.
Justin is completely delusional and thinks he's in on the joke. He's been an internet bully for so long he can't fathom that he's the target.
This isn't a subreddit, you terminally online cinneslob. It's a board and there's not shit you really can do about people posting hate threads about your poorly ran channel.
There are no "new fans" Kieran. Nobody started watching because of the podcast or James's "hey remember when" videos.
kys kieren. your deadshit father was right to beat you.
>The videos are still good
Pat the NES Cuck
Reminder he hired a stripper for his video
>With my bestest pal, James Ralfe!
Never thought I'd see Pat be more successful than James, with a popular podcast and having written 3 huge books
Popular podcast? the one where he and his gayslave tell others "grow up kids" while they are surrounded by toys?
yes? what you think he has two podcasts?
Pat made millions from those books
Those books were absolute dogshit.
your fricking opinion is irrelevant
Is that you Pat? You daffy c**t how are you, still a cuck?
>BUY MY BOOKS! STOP PLAYING ROMS! SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC!
Of course it's me! And Ian is here too!
In fact James Rolfe, Mike Matei and even Doug Walker too! We're all here responding to you!
Love ya, Doug. Please tell Brad I want more Brad Ruins Robs Day episodes.
Cry more, Karen.
frick off you fricking truthers are just bunch of buttholes. making fun of kieran's family just to piss him off. you really think james owes you everything, huh? even after everything he's done for you. hours of free entertaiment? you people are fricking crazy. go back to the reddit and stay there.
>man these avgn truthers sure suck FRICKING DOO DOO ASS!!
I don't know what a truther is and I don't want to know
it's thosae people thayt fp;;ow y0u on a vone www.yiutube.com/uril+poopy_urime+medi0um hreay
>simping for a israelitetube nerd homosexual
Just stop
woah, captain caveman can use a tv? crazy.
Holy shit it is Kieran
WHO MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAY?
>Peels away the price tag on the box
El Nerd Furioso De Los Videojuegos: La Película
I never watched it
Is it cringe like a nostalgia critic review?
It's definitely much better produced than a NC video, but that's about it.
It's even worse. The NC movies are still comfy and fun in their awfulness. The AVGN movie is surprisingly boring.
>The NC movies are still comfy and fun in their awfulness
AVGN's classic reviews are better than Doug's but his movie is much worse than even To Boldly Flee.
His fat woman ruined the movie, poor rolfie never stood a chance between those asscheeks
based.
They got a transwoman into the movie
Very progressive, now all it is missing is just the Nerd getting cuckolded by a Black
>all it is missing is just the Nerd getting cuckolded by a Black
Did you watch the movie? It has everything a Cinemaphile user needs.
>How blue you want your shot, bro
No wonder you homosexuals love marvel garbage so much.
Every shot has to be gray and bland.
Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it. No one said anything about grey and blandness they where just (rightfully) pointing out how blue the shot is.
>Bro that scene is so blue that even Eiffel 65 would take issue with it
I hate homosexual redditors so much, Get off my Cinemaphile and fricking jump off the Manhattan bridge you fricking homosexualS
yeah king, get his ass kek
You too, Black personbrain.
I like how James' wife cucked him out of doing anything with the women by having the black kid do everything for him like this or kissing the "romantic interest."
I went into it really wanting to like it, but I just couldn't. Not having Mike and Justin as the side characters was a missed opportunity.
big ryan fan btw
Same.
The moment he jumped in the air to hit his head on an invisible block I was genuinely baffled by how untalented of a writer he is. How the frick does someone who has gamed for decades think that's a good idea.
why be angry when you can be happy
Oh god...
Unironically better than the AVGN movie
Olev this consoomer homosexual
That guy is such a blowhard schmuck. Remember that video he made crying about needing more money for a camera or a laptop? He deleted that video pretty soon after that.
>it was real in my mind
Okay, Afrogamer.
I actually saved it.
I thought the "happy AVGN" or whatever was that stop skeletons from fighting guy?? Who is this?
Anyone got the copypasta from his wife about how she made James put a Black folk love story in it
I got to admit that movie was very disappointing. Angry Video Game Nerd went downhill except for a few episodes he made. His commentaries on horror movies are still pretty cool.
I would love a signed copy on dvd
He won.
Honestly, his show is easier to watch these days as cringe kino. AVGN even the older episodes are just cringe
Facts. I actually laugh when I watch Irate Gamer, James just makes me rage or cringe.
share the URL maaan!
lowtax ass lookin mfer
Irate Gamer lost but Chris Bores won.
His recent JP episode actually felt like classic James more then anything James has put out in a long time. He really did win.
True. James can't even do his own character right any more. It's pathetic.
Based James
>t. James
It's the first one, literally the first one
>mozilla firefox on windows xp
takes me back breh
idk how or why you're still using it though
What happened here?
I this isn't her, but still I would like the link, please.
Newt won.
Damn right.
What happened to Newt? I just assumed he had some adverse vaccine reaction and had to quit.
mike won. he gets to frick erin.
Erin is a useless hole.
crystal is so fricking hot
crystal is a troon
ah the "sarah jessica parker" kind of hot
keep it down, guys
540 anyway, I have to be done at exactly 540 right now
New Rex Viper kino drops in 2 weeks
Can't wait
See you on Cinemaphile the day of the concert
Worst movie viewing. Greatest parking meter tickets
Do you think he has 3 cars, like Mike?
What the frick is his problem?
Is there one of those minimalist posters for this?
Post first AVGN quote that comes to mind
>Yup, pressing up to duck, is pretty fricked up!
the classic
>What's the most important part about a video game?
>BEING ABLE TO FRICKING PLAY IT
as someone who emulates and has to argue about 'real hardware" constantly with collector tards I use that quote all the time
>Man…. Look at that munky cheez! Being all, munky cheez, and shit.
>Upfrickness.
A W K W A R D
Which ones do you recognize besides James?
Irate Gamer, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Joe, HVGN, Ashens, Asalieri, AqualungGameReviews, TheArchfiend, Undertakerfreak1127, Retsupurar, PMRants, SpoonyOne, TheAmazingAtheist, TheCinemaSnob, SomevallmeJohnny, Chuggaconroy, Linkara, NintendoCapriSun, NostalgiaChick, RedLetter Media, Todd in the Shadows.
I recognize a few other names but I don't think I've ever watched any video of theird
Aqualung is till going like and energizer bunny
Confused Matthew was kino back in the day
Old Guru Larry was comfy as frick until he got too fat to be on camera
I did watch Craig and Tom SA videos back when they were on GameTrailers but they fell off a cliff once Tom left
Urinating Tree does Cinemaphileorts now and he's pretty good at it
HVGN is who I was talking about upthread, he's called Stopping Skeletons From Fighting but still makes the same kind of upbeat retro game videos. To me he was the AVGN antithesis, I never even heard of that blond guy you guys post.
I'll be honest I did try watching Retsuprae but I never understood his videos so I eventually gave up. Too much autism for me.
Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens. Both his movies are good if you haven't seen them.
>Everyone else I watched is now too mainstream to bother talking about like Ashens
>mainstream
Lmao that channel has been dead for years. Zoomers don't know who Ashens is
he's on British TV all the time now
he's like the default "internet celebrity" over there
I remember I used to watch early Cinema Snob a lot because he really stood out in terms of what he reviewed, those strange, obscure, kinda horrendous 70s exploitation films.
Later he stopped being interesting when the reviews started being longer than 20 minutes and he looks really weird when bald and with a better camera.
The entire "angry reviewer" fad was unbelievably cringe in retrospect, the only thing that's still watchable are some of James' early AVGN episodes.
He also changed his voice and cadence to be more grating and high-pitched. Ruined the vibe of the videos.
>AVGN
>Irate gamer
>Nostalgia Critic
>Pissed off Video Gamer
>Angry Joe
>HVGN
>Chad Warden
>DSP
>Ashens
>Wizwar
>ElPresador
>Spooney
>Amazing Athiest
>CinemaSnob
>Nanners
>SomeCallMeJohnny
>Linkara
>RebelTaxi
>Nostalgia Chick
>Guru Larry
>Red Letter
>Todd in the shadows
22 in total, 21 minus AVGN
recognize 17, 16 minus avgn, but who i watch(ed):
>yahtzee
>jim81jim
>rlm
>toddintheshadows
irate, nostalgia, angry joe, chad warden, dsp, ashens, spoony, cinemasnob, linkara, nostalgia chick, rebel taxi, gurularry
Reminder Old AVGN ended with Bible Games 3 (Ep 106, 2011) and Nu AVGN began with Schwarzenegger Games (Ep 107, 2012).
Worth watching for the hot redhead, she even takes a bukkake (it's green vomit but you can fantasize)
MY SPOMGE MY SHIT BACK INTO MY ARSEHOLD BEFOREPLAYING THA SHIT AGAIN avgn - 2009w9
I never actually watched this movie. Couldn't bring myself to it, since it looked so shit. Peak comfy for is pic related and it always will be.
That was probably the best episode of Mike and James Mondays for sure.
If it weren't for Pat and Ian constantly whining about retropie I might never have gotten into building my own open source handhelds. I guess they are good for something.
Hey Anon, need some new shoes while watching my newest video?
*furiously sniffs both pairs*
Gotta pay muh bills
>post about James on an id board
who else has James threads?