Predator

>*spits tobacco juice on your boot*

How do you react without looking like either a bitch or a sperg?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's my precious squadmate. It's just bantz, how we show camaraderie toward each other. Friendless losers like you would never understand.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teabag his corpse when the predator kills him.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon...they're on a plane.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

      • 2 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >Anon...they're on a plane.

        They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

        >They're on a helicopter and what difference does that make?

        The helicopter blades go 360, check and mate gays!!!FACT!!!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you, a fucking camel? Don't you some fruity feather boa and gaywad outfit to wear on commentary there, Ventura?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is that supposed to mean

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No why you gonna do that? Now I gotta get Mac to shine my boots. I thought you two were friends.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI there are rumors that Schwarzenegger just died.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And there's rumors that your mom is a whore, I wonder which are more accurate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ITS NOT A RUMOR

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ITZ NOT UH RUMAH

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We know anon, she gives great head.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be genuinely upset. Should've died after 'True Lies' though, then he'd be a legend forever. Now he's just a mumbling old fart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell be back

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VC in 'nam'd hunt and gut patrols they found cause they stank of tobaccer.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give him a look like “Really?” But don’t really care. Basically what Roland did

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you would have to probably start fighting him or look like a bitch

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

        Meant for op

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't because I'm not a slack-jawed gay.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    “What a slack-jawed, gay thing to do.”

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNEE JERK REACTION KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. Then probably receive a brutal beating unfortunately.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now go home and get your fucking shinebox

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get up like pic related because I know someone would hold me back.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cry and jump out of the helicopter to my death... its better than being dismembered by the pred anyway

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX FER FAVORS

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell him that i’m a goddamn sexual spinosaurus

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ask him to pass the pouch and give me a chaw. I hear that stuff turns you into a sexual tyrannosaurus.

  22. 2 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    "That's funny, I heard you usually swallow"

    !!!FACT!!!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit its a combat boot and im about to be in the fucking jungle

  24. 2 months ago
    Anon

    Grab his vest with both hands and scream a war cry into his face as he joins in and let our warrior spirit merge, for that brief moment we are the fucking rowdy red mist of adrenaline, feeling our blood sing with the thrill of promised glory and WAR to come. We don't really know what's down there, but it doesn't matter, we're going to rip it the fuck apart and pick our teeth with its bone fragments.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck it up then spit it back

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